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Conor Dunford
@ConorDunford1
#SaintsFC season ticket holder in Itchen North. Below average Sunday League player. I draw for a living.
Followers: 639
Following: 1470
Total tweets sent: 2284
Member since: Thu 13 Oct 2016


Conor Dunford Latest Tweets

Hegazi taking #fpl by storm so far, another 8 to add to last weeks 15
Sun 20 Aug 08:51
2017
@shirleymush Lovely choice, same goes for my lil sis #saintsfc https://t.co/xnoXwfw4pV
Sat 19 Aug 21:21
2017
GW1 Captain - KDB πŸ’© GW2 Captain - Lacazette πŸ’© Everyone avoid Gabbiadini GW3 #FPL
Sat 19 Aug 19:11
2017
@LHarrisSFC @LeminaM_13 Prick, was hoping Mario was gonna deck him when he chucked the ball at his back. Such an ar… https://t.co/EeaUPgQon8
Sat 19 Aug 18:31
2017
@ElliotsTweets Tries to bust the net, could get 5+ a season if he just kept calm
Sat 19 Aug 18:03
2017
@blukery Can be, been alright so far this year. Last season football was so poor we had nothing to scream about
Sat 19 Aug 18:01
2017
Redmond in the team purely because of his pace, but doesn't use it often enough #saintsfc
Sat 19 Aug 17:58
2017
@blukery Okay mate thanks I'll sing with my 32,500 voices
Sat 19 Aug 13:56
2017
@stighefootball Often tried being too intricate and clever, really annoying
Sat 19 Aug 13:09
2017
Not a fan of the clappers at SMS at all, but you can't deny the noise they produce. Better than the pin drop silence we often get #saintsfc
Sat 19 Aug 12:25
2017
2-1 (Bertrand, Gabbiadini) #saintsfc
Sat 19 Aug 10:57
2017
@SouthamptonFC What time will players arrive? Wanna try and get my baby sis shirt signed. Thanks
Sat 19 Aug 08:41
2017
Tolisso for Bayern looks incredible
Fri 18 Aug 21:09
2017
Love the 3 at the back, as much as it pains me JWP doesn't start #saintsfc https://t.co/aa0evRNoUr
Fri 18 Aug 11:19
2017
@SAINTSINFRANCE @Sure Will forever love this picture https://t.co/GuLHEUaXvb
Thu 17 Aug 16:06
2017
Tell you what gets you up the M3 quicker... a Metallica and Panter playlist
Thu 17 Aug 07:48
2017
@kierannkater98 Olympiacos 😫😫😫
Wed 16 Aug 21:02
2017
@andrewh2k17 @Adz77 Luckily not every #saintsfc fan is an absolute weapon like you seem to be
Wed 16 Aug 18:18
2017
@andrewh2k17 @Adz77 Oh so you're now not allowing @Adz77 to have an opinion? Good god you who else you wanna tell what to think?
Wed 16 Aug 18:16
2017
@andrewh2k17 @Adz77 And a world class CB. And how can you guarantee he's a better option? I'm allowed to have doubt… https://t.co/DaiTW2lQ9J
Wed 16 Aug 18:12
2017
@andrewh2k17 @Adz77 But we know what we have in VVD, Hoedt is an unknown? I'm gonna take the word of an Italian foo… https://t.co/kObu10bS30
Wed 16 Aug 18:10
2017
@andrewh2k17 @Adz77 Obscene? πŸ˜‚bit over the top that. And yeah I am, we got enough inexperience at CB. Read the repl… https://t.co/dWBJJYBWj6
Wed 16 Aug 18:08
2017
@andrewh2k17 @Adz77 Here we go, why can't I be serious? Please tell me the opinion you want me to have
Wed 16 Aug 18:04
2017
@rsbrown80 Plus for me, Stephens should start. Pairing 2 not used to PL is very risky. Ideally I want a Sakho to play with him but hey ho
Wed 16 Aug 17:08
2017
@rsbrown80 Lack of games, 4th choice at Lazio who conceded a lot last season despite finishing 5th https://t.co/PdRoHR3tMF
Wed 16 Aug 17:07
2017
Re Hoedt #saintsfc https://t.co/PdRoHR3tMF
Wed 16 Aug 16:41
2017
@kierannkater98 I'm going draw, Sheffield Wed are no mugs
Wed 16 Aug 15:58
2017
@LHarrisSFC Awful from that left back πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Wed 16 Aug 15:25
2017
@Adz77 Maybe 4th if Lazio have played Radu De Vrij and Wallace in a 3?
Wed 16 Aug 15:17
2017
@Adz77 do you have any info on this Hoedt? Heard a lot of talk but I'm not convinced by him looking at his # of apps. He seems 3rd choice?
Wed 16 Aug 15:16
2017
Seems to be Hoedt fever at the moment, not sold on him myself #SaintsFC
Wed 16 Aug 14:31
2017
They are 2 people... https://t.co/wDBVgUIreV
Wed 16 Aug 12:04
2017
@bghayward @goal Liverpool do the same so they can fuck off #saintsfc
Wed 16 Aug 10:34
2017
@SFC_Jem @danhargravessfc Order Coutinho, Alli, Eriksen, Ozil & Mkhi in terms of best 'CAM' πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ let's see how the answers differ eh πŸ€”πŸ˜‚
Wed 16 Aug 09:04
2017
@kierannkater98 Grand total of 1 result came in for me haha. We go again tonight
Wed 16 Aug 09:03
2017
@kierannkater98 Went for this, I fear the same https://t.co/8UX15gpA5s
Tue 15 Aug 19:11
2017
@SFC_Jem Order Coutinho, Alli, Eriksen, Ozil & Mkhi in terms of best 'CAM'
Tue 15 Aug 18:05
2017
@shirleymush @Legendoftelfer Could apply the same thinking to Hoedt, not played a huge amount for Lazio. Yet he's s… https://t.co/D5nsiT9zxA
Mon 14 Aug 14:04
2017
Oh shit Gilly you legend #GamesOfThrones
Mon 14 Aug 12:32
2017
Think Barca look like they need a world class centre back to replace the rapidly deteriorating Pique, anyone around? #saintsfc
Sun 13 Aug 22:49
2017
@foreversaint_ Britton is club I think, Cork was the team last year...
Sat 12 Aug 08:12
2017
Fully aware this is gonna come to bite me on the ass
Sat 12 Aug 07:53
2017
It's probably very stupid and naive of me, but I'm supremely confident today, 4-0 #saintsfc
Sat 12 Aug 07:52
2017
I'd love to believe this, but this bloke spouts absolute shite 24/7 #saintsfc #lfc https://t.co/4s1Q9QGBia
Fri 11 Aug 22:40
2017
Well that's got me right in the mood for going to SMS tomorrow 😬😬😬#saintsfc
Fri 11 Aug 22:06
2017
@KellySFCLaurent Episode 1-7, seems weird seeing the quality change halfway through but if you don't you'll end up confused πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
Fri 11 Aug 22:02
2017
@lucyhighnett @OfficialFPL Lucky enough to be a top pick in 1st round then? Being 13th I had no such luxury... πŸ˜…
Fri 11 Aug 20:45
2017
@lucyhighnett @OfficialFPL Frustrating, especially when I have no idea who I have in my team and wanna check 😬
Fri 11 Aug 20:43
2017
Sanchez looks like death bless him #AFCvLCFC
Fri 11 Aug 20:23
2017
Arsenal actually playing well and are 2-1 down... πŸ€”πŸ˜‚
Fri 11 Aug 20:17
2017
Not even a hint of offside what's Martin Tyler on about
Fri 11 Aug 19:52
2017
He is going to absolutely bang them in this year πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Fri 11 Aug 19:49
2017
What an absolute bellend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/BKCsmgpsYl
Fri 11 Aug 19:45
2017
Lacazette is gonna make Maguire look like a toddler #ARSVLEI
Fri 11 Aug 19:45
2017
@VirgilvDijk #Saintsfc https://t.co/ZXJxyngTva
Fri 11 Aug 18:51
2017
Last minute swap to get Chambo in may pay off! #FPL
Fri 11 Aug 18:49
2017
Things I have learnt whilst the girlfriend has been away: Every household needs more than one pizza wheel.
Fri 11 Aug 18:33
2017
@Shapree123 @glennvardy I'm tempted to get Coutinho's agent on the back of my #saintsfc shirt
Fri 11 Aug 18:17
2017
Boro have got themselves a good good player in Lewis Baker
Fri 11 Aug 16:35
2017
@ChrisHughes1996 They shall. Going to manually update all the squads so they are as they are at midday tomorrow. So… https://t.co/CerWqxzgTD
Fri 11 Aug 15:46
2017
Big old FIFA tournament preparation has begun. Who will win the Terry's Chocolate Orange? https://t.co/jBXt88v16p
Fri 11 Aug 15:38
2017
#fpl head v heart dilemma. Alli or Eriksen 😬
Fri 11 Aug 15:00
2017
Eriksen > Coutinho anyway https://t.co/uZe6wNqu7v
Fri 11 Aug 14:57
2017
Just watched Dr Strange. Terrible, 3/10 from me
Fri 11 Aug 14:55
2017
Cba with a huge long thread annoying everyone by filling their timeline. Here's my opening week predictions... 300/1 https://t.co/MsDaoNuKti
Fri 11 Aug 10:07
2017
Sounds like MoPe is looking for some more signings and specifically 'that link between MF & attack' so a number 10? #saintsfc
Fri 11 Aug 09:13
2017
Will this Scottish bitch fuck off about VVD, MoPe handling it well though fair play πŸ‘πŸΌ #saintsfc
Fri 11 Aug 09:04
2017
This is going to be largely solved by the return of Premier League football tomorrow, for some reason Bury v Sunderland didn't ..
Thu 10 Aug 23:27
2017
2 day's into a week off work now and I am bored shitless. It's a sad existence isn't it
Thu 10 Aug 23:26
2017
@YerDaMerchant @ChrisHughes1996 @SaintsMarching_ Said writer thinks said article is copied, that is an opinion mate… https://t.co/pvkYMRYytc
Thu 10 Aug 23:24
2017
@YerDaMerchant @ChrisHughes1996 @SaintsMarching_ Yeah Chris stop forcing your writers to tweet stuff for you, you b… https://t.co/b3CUeQnvlU
Thu 10 Aug 23:10
2017
Danny Rose may single handedly destroy years of excellent work by Spurs hahaha. What an absolute shithouse
Thu 10 Aug 22:59
2017
Downside to ground floor flat, crazy old ladies with her two sausage dogs staring at me eat my pizza....
Thu 10 Aug 16:50
2017
It's probably largely a load of crap about both of them, but for me. Wimmer > this Hoedt guy #saintsfc
Thu 10 Aug 16:39
2017
@_candler Mahrez
Thu 10 Aug 15:32
2017
@StMarysMusings We are both of those things... but most clubs are. Besides the absolute elite.
Thu 10 Aug 14:15
2017
Wtf this looks amazing, massively over the top but amazing https://t.co/2NkIqoUo9E
Thu 10 Aug 12:49
2017
#wba fans is Hegazi likely to play? No idea who he is or who your defence will be
Wed 9 Aug 14:11
2017
@andy85wsm I'm currently trying to rearrange my team to get him in, means losing 1 of KDB, Lacazette or Salah
Wed 9 Aug 10:55
2017
Sooooo Coutinho has handed in a transfer request, has an ankle injury and is being a cunt https://t.co/UigZGHfM8x
Wed 9 Aug 08:44
2017
Tue 8 Aug 21:42
2017
@SamDobson1 Yeah ... I think it is πŸ€”
Tue 8 Aug 21:42
2017
@SFC_Jem Would he get into any other top 6 team? Not for me... never understood how he's stayed at United so long
Tue 8 Aug 20:57
2017
@MitchLeTiss42 @SaintsFCPodcast πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ didn't get my priorities straight that's for certain. Maybe this is Berahinos year?
Tue 8 Aug 20:48
2017
@MitchLeTiss42 @SaintsFCPodcast With that shocker of a midfield he might be an upgrade! https://t.co/ASExAjNxZy
Tue 8 Aug 20:10
2017
@SaintsFCPodcast Gonna be on the ball to get him in the draft league once he is added πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
Tue 8 Aug 19:56
2017
If he sticks to that mantra of working for the team regardless of attacking or defending then happy days! Can teach… https://t.co/NxuCvYhDon
Tue 8 Aug 19:10
2017
@MrAidanSmall @lucyhighnett Had the same debate. I ditched Mane and kept Salah... But purely down the .5m
Tue 8 Aug 17:27
2017
@EthanJWood 72 hours solid of practicing with PSG to go and draw Sevilla as my team, you watch
Tue 8 Aug 16:51
2017
Works over for a fair while. Got 3 days to practice my FIFA 17 skills ready for my 16 man tournament Saturday night...
Tue 8 Aug 16:45
2017
@danhargravessfc Will be hard to mix the 2 and get a regular audience as your detailed content will favour saints..… https://t.co/z8Jy9aq0vu
Tue 8 Aug 16:29
2017
@TotalSaintsPod @adamleitchsport I look forward to next weeks. Pretty sure there has been some developments recently πŸ€”πŸ˜‚
Tue 8 Aug 16:12
2017
@adamleitchsport @TotalSaintsPod Just got round to listening, really enjoyed it. Interesting to hear from someone who is close to the club
Tue 8 Aug 16:06
2017
@ImJosesSurprise Take him πŸ˜‚ please, take him
Tue 8 Aug 15:58
2017
Back aches from signing all those contracts with Barca https://t.co/LObW2nIS8e
Tue 8 Aug 15:51
2017
@ImJosesSurprise He kicked up a fuss thinking you lot still wanted him! Ended up at wrong United bless him. Think w… https://t.co/WBe8hq5us8
Tue 8 Aug 15:51
2017
@ImJosesSurprise True! don't think doing that will make us anymore sane though. I'm already dreading next year, whomever it may be
Tue 8 Aug 15:44
2017
@talkSPORTDrive 100% VVD, partly because we get this every year from one player or another. Hopefully after yesterday it'll be over soon
Tue 8 Aug 15:34
2017
@saintbannerman @blondiesaint @JimWhite Jim is 99% of the time the right side of the moral line, understands it fro… https://t.co/OvwrqFKqjz
Tue 8 Aug 10:28
2017
@Andy261971 @FreshSaints I'll happily contribute and leave him something special to clean up
Mon 7 Aug 21:05
2017
I dont want VVD rotting at the club taking home 70k+ a week for the pleasure. Don't want my money filtering into his pockets #saintsfc
Mon 7 Aug 18:02
2017
@SaintsfcViews Get him out, tbh I don't care where. Don't care what shirt he wears if it's not the Southampton one
Mon 7 Aug 17:58
2017
Can't say this wasn't expected just stupid of him to take so much time over it. You're a prick Virg and don't deserve to play for #saintsfc
Mon 7 Aug 17:50
2017
@damonrudd @talkSPORTDrive πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ good question, for me... no. Same as Community Shield
Mon 7 Aug 16:51
2017
This announcing of the referees is part of the problem with refereeing. Shouldn't matter who refs a game, don't ann… https://t.co/sexIckzxRO
Mon 7 Aug 16:30
2017
Going down this year? For me, Huddersfield, Burnley & one of Brighton or Swansea
Mon 7 Aug 15:00
2017
@nikolajcw Massacre?! Half the uk hasn't seen it yet πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… now I'm intrigued!
Mon 7 Aug 14:12
2017
Don't mean to be weird about it @andyjohnson08 but is there a reason you keep following and unfollowing me? It's actually quite weird
Mon 7 Aug 14:10
2017
@leemyersSfc @LucyVHolland @sotongringo Poor bloke hahaha
Mon 7 Aug 13:49
2017
@LucyVHolland @sotongringo Seen this on that Philips insta πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I recognise that pose... #saintsfc https://t.co/TtHXEC9WUz
Mon 7 Aug 13:26
2017
@Adz77 @ChloeJBeresford Great thanks πŸ‘πŸΌ
Mon 7 Aug 10:58
2017
@Adz77 any info on Lemina? Worth the £££ #saintsfc are paying for him?
Mon 7 Aug 10:57
2017
Heard such good things about #GameOfThones buzzing to watch it tonight
Mon 7 Aug 08:28
2017
Reliable source. I've heard... https://t.co/ZoNItTwrhu
Mon 7 Aug 07:58
2017
@FPLTouch @FPL_Fly Largely secured yes, doubt he will play 90
Sat 5 Aug 16:34
2017
@Baldsaint @MattWalcott07 @SouthamptonFC There we go, palace is a dodgy stream. Apparently @SevillaFC_ENG have a st… https://t.co/cYHSrnELsm
Sat 5 Aug 15:08
2017
@MattWalcott07 @SouthamptonFC Not by the club... by the way
Sat 5 Aug 15:06
2017
@MattWalcott07 @SouthamptonFC No idea, just regurgitating what I was told when I asked
Sat 5 Aug 15:05
2017
@MattWalcott07 @SouthamptonFC Law in England, now efl has started. Can't live broadcast a senior game held in England
Sat 5 Aug 15:03
2017
@FPL_Fly Don't expect miracles I had to sit through that dross on Wed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜… but this is arguably our strongest 11 bar maybe Tadic & Davis
Sat 5 Aug 14:11
2017
That's a starting line up there #saintsfc https://t.co/57pToVDhIA
Sat 5 Aug 14:00
2017
First Acca of the season 🀘🏼🀘🏼
Sat 5 Aug 09:31
2017
@leemyersSfc @SkySportsNews Shocking. πŸ˜‚ probably only mentioned because it's Sevilla and not Augsburg πŸ‘€
Sat 5 Aug 08:10
2017
@MarcTR4 @mrjamesgeorge @HarryStokes_93 Clearly is a tad confused with life https://t.co/DAQrjULIrQ
Fri 4 Aug 19:47
2017
Lallana's injury has a huge effect on my #fpldraft team seeing as the next best available midfielder is Robert Snodgrass...
Fri 4 Aug 19:43
2017
Sick of cleaning up dog poo so I'm off to @ASKItalian
Fri 4 Aug 19:41
2017
@GeorgieH333 @alipal69 @THE_SA1NTS How the fuck he's got the Holland job is beyond me anyway
Fri 4 Aug 19:40
2017
Get home to this monstrosity, caused by this monstrosity. Got that Friday feeling https://t.co/O4XJRu1Wy3
Fri 4 Aug 17:56
2017
@Baldsaint Can still improve all over but yeah, produced some good crosses against Augsburg too, one especially that JWP wasted
Fri 4 Aug 13:53
2017
Actually chuffed with this, I'm a fan of him despite him being unfairly criticised by many #SaintsFC https://t.co/2IuHo1zX13
Fri 4 Aug 13:39
2017
Might have a cheeky Derby/Forest double tonight
Fri 4 Aug 12:56
2017
@Baldsaint He'll get the money he wants at other clubs
Fri 4 Aug 11:28
2017
Will VVD be so desperate to go to Liverpool if they don't qualify for CL? Drew Hoffenheim so not gonna be easy #saintsfc
Fri 4 Aug 11:18
2017
I don't like this whole 'seeding' in tournaments, should be totally random for me. #UCL
Fri 4 Aug 10:10
2017
Does he come with a free Keita? πŸ€” https://t.co/b8r8voJj5U
Fri 4 Aug 09:30
2017
I can back this, pretty fly for a white guy is a dream https://t.co/vidoOPZQma
Thu 3 Aug 19:06
2017
@talkSPORTDrive probably not this year as @DGoughie says, but Ali is destined for either Barca or Madrid. He will be perfect for Barca tho
Thu 3 Aug 17:25
2017
That's one way to word it #saintsfc https://t.co/MRQUM7HJtK
Thu 3 Aug 16:53
2017
@marie_mullin @spencerddave @blondiesaint I haven't either and I live within eyeshot of the stadium πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚
Thu 3 Aug 16:41
2017
@tomforder69 That's an expensive kick up the ass πŸ˜‚seems MoPe likes Boufal, and I like Boufal he entertains me, more than Tadic does anyhow
Thu 3 Aug 12:30
2017
@tomforder69 I'd love to have Gray here, you could argue whether he'd get in ahead of Tadic though, as I think he's… https://t.co/mRwxMXFwj1
Thu 3 Aug 12:26
2017
@StripedSaint @SouthamptonFC To better the first 11 we probably are too late. Will be feeding off scraps of other t… https://t.co/J9MdkLQUvh
Thu 3 Aug 09:27
2017
@matthicksonsfc @jamie17saints Hojbjerg > Clasie too
Wed 2 Aug 22:01
2017
Hojbjerg seems to have become a lot more boisterous though, which was good to see #saintsfc
Wed 2 Aug 21:56
2017
@NI_Saints True he wasn't at his best, but still much more effective than Clasie was today
Wed 2 Aug 21:51
2017
We desperately need someone to link midfield & attack, a 'hold the ball up' striker and cover for Romeu. Lost without him 2nd half #Saintsfc
Wed 2 Aug 21:48
2017
Awful #saintsfc
Wed 2 Aug 21:25
2017