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David Comlay
@DavidComlay
Living the dream as a short person. London,NYC,Paris,Toronto,Soton. SFC. Chef/hotel manager. Father to Tom. Rock/metal.gigs & shows.
Followers: 809
Following: 2591
Total tweets sent: 4983
Member since: Tue 28 Dec 2010


David Comlay Latest Tweets

@LCBaggaley Oldham at home....really. 😂😂💩
Sat 30 Sep 17:19
2017
@LCBaggaley We aren’t losing now!
Sat 30 Sep 16:40
2017
@LCBaggaley Tweeting while at the game....what kind of supporter are you?
Sat 30 Sep 16:22
2017
@LCBaggaley We are away....you are at home to the footballing giants Oldham. 🤗😂
Sat 30 Sep 16:18
2017
@LCBaggaley Games going well then...😂😂😂😂
Sat 30 Sep 16:12
2017
@LCBaggaley 🍸🥂😂😂
Thu 28 Sep 17:53
2017
@LCBaggaley What are you putting in your packed lunch ?
Thu 28 Sep 17:24
2017
@gunsnroses @Slash on this day in 1991 two incredible albums changed my life, and lead to great times...the tour th… https://t.co/C0brGs2Tmb
Sun 17 Sep 07:50
2017
@ScottJWaters @Johnnnn92 @SouthamptonFC Make a vacancy by getting shot of Eric Black.....abject failure wherever he… https://t.co/wrRlSxzinc
Fri 15 Sep 11:20
2017
@LCBaggaley I've heard you like to feel a new man.
Sat 9 Sep 12:18
2017
@LCBaggaley Shit fans...shit ground ... https://t.co/iZfT7YhCC5
Sun 3 Sep 17:58
2017
@LCBaggaley Away end? Rotherham play in blue?...you mugged yourself off there..😂 https://t.co/AaP908ZGuz
Sun 3 Sep 17:56
2017
@LCBaggaley But you won't be going up....we spent more in the transfer window than the whole value of your club 6 times over. #tinpotclub
Sun 3 Sep 17:51
2017
@LCBaggaley I suppose this is the away end too... https://t.co/nEaS4UJB3k
Sun 3 Sep 17:48
2017
@LCBaggaley But surely everyone wants to see the mighty fish fiddlers?
Sun 3 Sep 17:46
2017
Sun 3 Sep 17:44
2017
Sun 3 Sep 17:44
2017
@LCBaggaley Mostly lose then...😂and the skates have a player called Bass..😂🐡....the irony.
Sun 3 Sep 17:36
2017
@LCBaggaley great result for Skates today. The mighty Rotherham,not won away in 27 games. 😂Empty seats!😂 #Pompey great support? Portsmyth!
Sun 3 Sep 17:26
2017
@mickquinn1089 😂😂😂😂😂 twats both of you. #SaintsFC
Thu 31 Aug 20:58
2017
@mickquinn1089 you Scousers were getting VVD.howd that go you melt,same for that @SportsBreakfast twonk. @talkSPORT see talkshite
Thu 31 Aug 20:57
2017
@SouthamptonFC @mattletiss7 #SaintsFc fans on the news of @VirgilvDijk staying...was never in doubt Scousers @LFChttps://t.co/5ZfL0WiAxO
Thu 31 Aug 20:44
2017
@AnfieldHQ 😂😂😂😂#SaintsFC
Thu 31 Aug 20:32
2017
@77thomo @gregvul That went well...😂😂😂 #SaintsFC
Thu 31 Aug 20:30
2017
@Carra23 so you were saying VVD was definitely leaving #SaintsFC ...along with all the other pundits and media....how did that go then.
Thu 31 Aug 20:19
2017
@NyIanderr That went well! 😂😂😂
Thu 31 Aug 20:17
2017
@mattletiss7 please oh please rip into Phil Thompson on @SoccerSaturday reference @VirgilvDijk staying @SouthamptonFC #SaintsFC
Thu 31 Aug 20:16
2017
@SouthamptonFC Valencia in for Vietto?.are we?..#saintsFC
Thu 31 Aug 18:43
2017
@MarcTR4 On loan with a view to making permanent ..Vietto is on his way to @SouthamptonFC #saintsFC
Thu 31 Aug 17:50
2017
@BatTheMusical thank goodness for that!🤘🤘🤘 https://t.co/hlAdpqz6ja
Tue 22 Aug 20:02
2017
@christinabenn @BatTheMusical But it's not the last performance in London...2018🤘🤘
Tue 22 Aug 19:59
2017
@BCFC @SouthamptonFC Don't let Redknapp bugger up your career @SamGallagher40 please come back ready for @SouthamptonFC good luck fella.
Mon 21 Aug 21:07
2017
@valoriecurry I agree with your sentiments completely. Quite ridiculous!
Mon 21 Aug 14:48
2017
@SouthamptonFC could @VirgilvDijk be in line to play for the U23s tonight....training with them it appears...now tw… https://t.co/H34KtUgxbu
Mon 21 Aug 14:36
2017
@DreyerChina Nothing new.pure speculation.still thinks it is destined to hit the rocks unfortunately. Sincerely hop… https://t.co/X2m9wfFB6G
Mon 21 Aug 06:57
2017
@BroadcastMoose Not if you support West Ham though eh big fella 😂 #SaintsFC went on a scoring spree at last,against… https://t.co/BvNfcuwrxL
Mon 21 Aug 06:27
2017
@slowhandtrap @JaredLBlue Nice play on the word 'skate'. 😂....we would've expanded our ground by then...needs must and all!
Sun 20 Aug 17:22
2017
@slowhandtrap @JaredLBlue Plus it's going to be years before we meet in the league....if ever...😂
Sun 20 Aug 17:04
2017
@slowhandtrap @JaredLBlue they are going to be the same as now,or https://t.co/vDuSK3vHCk can't do anything .you c… https://t.co/cb6HptYP2r
Sun 20 Aug 17:00
2017
@slowhandtrap @JaredLBlue 33k sell out yesterday...was a great atmosphere thanks!
Sun 20 Aug 16:37
2017
@davidgold Thanks for the Fonté money,you east end boys were mugged right off. Noble should've gone too.Grubby litt… https://t.co/771IU13bGP
Sun 20 Aug 06:21
2017
@Noble16Mark Thanks for the £££ for Fonté. 😂🔴⚪️🔴⚪️
Sat 19 Aug 20:07
2017
@Noble16Mark You deserve everything you get.but you got nothing today. You should've seen red you tool.Grubby littl… https://t.co/kxzmHUdZcM
Sat 19 Aug 20:05
2017
@JaredLBlue @slowhandtrap 33k sell out thanks for asking.
Sat 19 Aug 18:45
2017
@SouthamptonFC @premierleague Noble should've seen red for this on @LeminaM_13 .... https://t.co/l0MSCwfwwF
Sat 19 Aug 18:44
2017
@LCBaggaley 😂😂...you skate 🔔🔚.....we are Premier League!
Sat 19 Aug 17:06
2017
@WestHamUtd @25buttsfc1 Oh dear,what a shame...🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ #SaintsFC @BroadcastMoose
Sat 19 Aug 17:04
2017
@chazaustin10 get in fella....nerves of steel!🔴⚪️🔴⚪️
Sat 19 Aug 17:03
2017
@LCBaggaley Struggle at home for skates today😂😂🔴⚪️🔴⚪️
Sat 19 Aug 17:01
2017
@slowhandtrap 😂
Sat 19 Aug 16:13
2017
@solentsport @BBCRadioSolent Hope not!
Sat 19 Aug 16:11
2017
@BroadcastMoose Come on #SaintsFC 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️.....hope this is painful for you.
Sat 19 Aug 16:10
2017
@slowhandtrap 😂😂
Sat 19 Aug 16:01
2017
@WestHamUtd @25buttsfc1 Get in #SaintsFC !🔴⚪️🔴⚪️
Sat 19 Aug 15:15
2017
@slowhandtrap Very quiet at Fratton?....nothing new there surely. Another Portsmyth about the atmosphere.
Sat 19 Aug 15:14
2017
@BBCRadioSolent oh my so slow...Reid went off in the warm up with a hamstring injury.
Sat 19 Aug 15:04
2017
@beewestwood @_DeclanRice Come on #SaintsFC !
Sat 19 Aug 14:58
2017
@SouthamptonFC of late we can't hit one of those...with either of these...can we change that today please. #SaintsFC https://t.co/hYy7DDtghd
Sat 19 Aug 11:49
2017
Be afraid....very afraid. Of the tongue! #pug https://t.co/Dsym1ZWbKg
Fri 18 Aug 18:47
2017
@BigTomD score prediction for this weekend fella? #SaintsFC to win 3-0. I hope Fonté plays for you,he's an abomination since leaving us.
Fri 18 Aug 12:20
2017
@BigTomD score prediction for next weekend fella. we create so many chances but can't put them in the onion bag 3-1 #saintsFC
Sun 13 Aug 13:33
2017
So,thus far we are still impotent in front of goal....#SaintsFC
Sat 12 Aug 16:34
2017
@KenzieBenali @premierleague @SouthamptonFC It's at this point I wish I was 20 years younger. Good luck for today..… https://t.co/uI6UVALtVM
Sat 12 Aug 14:54
2017
It's only bloody match day at last...@SouthamptonFC #gameface #saintsFC ... https://t.co/5S6JE6oDsh
Sat 12 Aug 10:21
2017
@premierleague that's why it's the best league in the world. Opening day drama! I've missed it.
Fri 11 Aug 19:53
2017
@LFC oh dear,what a shame.#freeCoutinho just a bit of karma #VanDijk #SaintsFC #lfc https://t.co/NhRTfnkJnv
Fri 11 Aug 19:14
2017
Mon 7 Aug 20:41
2017
@VirgilvDijk @SouthamptonFC so many people would be so proud to be given the chance to be captain of this great club,you,are obviously not.
Mon 7 Aug 18:50
2017
@VirgilvDijk can the truth come out now?.you refused to play in the pre season friendly against @BrentfordFC to raise money for Grenfell.
Mon 7 Aug 17:59
2017
@VirgilvDijk say good buy to your bonuses..by handing in a request...did you deserve them anyway?
Mon 7 Aug 17:35
2017
@VirgilvDijk you are scum...secretive talks to manoeuvre a move https://t.co/AVE7Q94W5a and your agent will pocket the ££ though.
Mon 7 Aug 17:33
2017
@VirgilvDijk fuck off then. You signed a contract,became captain and now you are a money grabbing twat.we are #saintsfc better than you!
Mon 7 Aug 17:31
2017
@slowhandtrap did PFC pay Portpin( Chainrai's company) £125k this summer? Again next summer?& £2m if ever in Premier lge.(I know unlikely)😂
Fri 4 Aug 19:54
2017
@SouthamptonFC any chance we could sign a player that'll improve the starting 11. Ta in advance & anticipation.misguided,I'm sure #SaintsFC
Fri 4 Aug 18:42
2017
@SouthamptonFC @Mattytargett So expect him to go on strike a force a move in the next transfer window. Contracts me… https://t.co/zp2PN2HcP8
Fri 4 Aug 18:24
2017
@BigTomD Voted for ya big fella!
Thu 3 Aug 19:04
2017
@SouthamptonFC please use this as the teams entrance music.EPIC Game of Thrones Theme (Cover) + Fan Trailer https://t.co/1ewIzDkg7F
Sun 30 Jul 16:32
2017
@McLarenF1 @alo_oficial so pleased for you guys today...bloody marvellous. About time too! Keep pushing! #HungarainGP
Sun 30 Jul 14:48
2017
@SkyNews @HackneyAbbott @HackneyAbbott is so out of touch,more bloopers than a night with Dennis Norden. Frightenin… https://t.co/qBmusTg4Zl
Sat 29 Jul 16:20
2017
Big bloody boat....on my beach @ Solent https://t.co/FSKz5TAeKA
Fri 28 Jul 18:29
2017
@CVN77_GHWB On my way out to see you guys at 10am in the morning....looking forward to it.
Thu 27 Jul 20:16
2017
Until It's Gone (Official Video) - Linkin Park https://t.co/uHUuH0kxBA
Fri 21 Jul 08:03
2017
Final Masquerade (Official Video) - Linkin Park https://t.co/5tkQ8IWIZW
Fri 21 Jul 07:57
2017
@Katyef Brilliant Thankyou very much. Hope you guys are well. Take care. 🍻xx
Thu 20 Jul 08:12
2017
@EmmaEFarmer @SouthamptonFC Thankyou very much indeed! Appreciate it...xx
Thu 20 Jul 07:33
2017
@SouthamptonFC it's my ruddy 50th B'day today...40 years watching #SaintsFC not a even a card! But Cafe rouge offering free Prosseco to me!
Thu 20 Jul 00:31
2017
@SouthamptonFC forget dodgy Lander group...start negotiations & due diligence with this mob please. https://t.co/s7pjIhllFU #SaintsFC
Thu 20 Jul 00:27
2017
@sotongringo @SouthamptonFC Poor little footballers scraping a living eh!
Tue 18 Jul 19:26
2017
@7pickett75 @SouthamptonFC Sure is....ridiculous sums of money being banded about. Killing the game.
Tue 18 Jul 19:24
2017
@sotongringo @SouthamptonFC Bugger!
Tue 18 Jul 19:23
2017
@SouthamptonFC I implore you,activate the £13m release clause for Javier Hernández,use the Jay Rod funds.what an asset he would be.#saintsfc
Tue 18 Jul 19:04
2017
@bbcdoctorwho she's only had the keys 5 minutes.... https://t.co/lq9GXMHSsm
Mon 17 Jul 05:39
2017
@BBCOne can't wait to see some geezer play Miss Marple...
Sun 16 Jul 19:44
2017
@northernsaint0 @TheSunFootball How dare I pillory those upstanding members of the footballing community...I'm asha… https://t.co/LRG1Mt03I9
Sun 16 Jul 16:21
2017
@TheSunFootball Not for £60m...the bindippers will have to shell out more than that.
Sun 16 Jul 16:17
2017
@JSmithSport Scouse melts...the lot of 'em!
Sat 15 Jul 21:25
2017
@davidgold @MailSport Well your usual scattergun approach is going to net someone eventually.
Sat 15 Jul 10:09
2017
@BigTomD If it hurts now.....wait until the morning fella,ouch.....ring of 🔥 methinks.
Thu 13 Jul 21:12
2017
@LCBaggaley Are you even fatter?.....tub of lard.
Mon 10 Jul 19:27
2017
RIP little @Bradleysfight you brought the football community/country together. you did so much in your short life. It'll be your legacy.
Fri 7 Jul 18:56
2017
@SouthamptonFC well it would be rude not too £££... https://t.co/Q2kKgydqnD
Fri 7 Jul 11:36
2017
@LCBaggaley Well I'm just about to unfriend you and unfollow you...you're in a minus already ...cockwomble.
Thu 6 Jul 20:31
2017
@LCBaggaley Best get some friends now.
Thu 6 Jul 20:29
2017
@SkyJacquie A pupils attainment should be assessed,at a young age,throughout a terms coursework. Not pressured envi… https://t.co/UqttjhP2PR
Tue 4 Jul 08:12
2017
@SkyJacquie I'd wager,based on my experience,that many a child was fretting just a tad at the thought of an exam.Hu… https://t.co/kyFffqEslm
Tue 4 Jul 08:01
2017
@SkyJacquie ref SATS & how you state your children sailed through them,stress free,lucky you. Not all children do.so much pressure on them.
Tue 4 Jul 07:29
2017
@AdamBlackmore Good bit of business...now get the available Javier Hernández for £13m please. Thanks in advance. @SouthamptonFC #SaintsFC
Sun 2 Jul 15:57
2017
@SaintsfcViews @CallumJamesGuy_ Only as a director of Footballing matters with SFC the company....not the holding… https://t.co/WVJICBRv3b
Sun 2 Jul 13:36
2017
@saintandy7 @CallumJamesGuy_ But she still is when it comes to the parent/holding company 'St Marys Football Group'...
Sun 2 Jul 11:41
2017
@BigTomD @MyproteinUK Bit early for a Strawberry Daiquiri....all that rum!...Oh how the other half live #movingupintheworld
Sun 2 Jul 09:21
2017
@HKane You will get over her....I did.
Sat 1 Jul 14:50
2017
@reyanjr11 @SouthamptonFC Lol.....kid!...we don't have to do anything bin dipper!
Sat 1 Jul 12:53
2017
@reyanjr11 @SouthamptonFC Nope! 😂
Sat 1 Jul 12:39
2017
@lewpylew78 Lovely jubbly!
Sat 1 Jul 12:24
2017
@SouthamptonFC my 50th birthday on the 20th July.Saints fan throughout,home and away,Archers Road,Itchen stand.any chance of a home shirt? 🙏
Sat 1 Jul 08:21
2017
@SouthamptonFC Good stuff....yes I know it's the usual stuff trotted every time ....but here's hoping it's effective.
Fri 30 Jun 19:20
2017
@SouthamptonFC Welcome chap...good luck to you and your backroom staff and coaches for the coming season 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️
Fri 30 Jun 19:06
2017
@LCBaggaley 🤡🤡👀
Fri 30 Jun 06:34
2017
@LCBaggaley Did you ever really dress up?
Fri 30 Jun 06:31
2017
Holy shit #FooFighters @foofighters killing it @GlastoFest #Glastonbury2017...where's me cider!
Sat 24 Jun 23:47
2017
@GlastoFest sorry I never got the appeal of Radiohead....mind numbing,bland dirge. Bring on the @foofighters for some entertainment.
Fri 23 Jun 23:35
2017
Steel Panther - Community Property https://t.co/1axl6RGSNm
Fri 23 Jun 22:09
2017
@mattletiss7 @mighty_saints @SouthamptonFC Any chance you could blag me one please Matt...I can rarely afford such… https://t.co/SNR0q7l5jp
Fri 23 Jun 20:46
2017
really good insight to Pellegrino checkout @davidjaca Twitter. Spanish correspondent for 442 He's mightily impressed with the appointment.
Fri 23 Jun 18:42
2017
@davidjaca So I should be optimistic then it seems. Really hope he has an excellent tenure at @SouthamptonFChttps://t.co/dLsVWhaAWQ
Fri 23 Jun 18:21
2017
@SouthamptonFC #SaintsFC https://t.co/0TqtXKDVpO
Fri 23 Jun 17:56
2017
@SouthamptonFC welcome Pellegrino. Good luck during the usual firesale & rebuilding the squad.hope you get backed by board/Reed.#SaintsFC
Fri 23 Jun 17:18
2017
@Mr_Schitt All already in the public domain.
Thu 22 Jun 19:14
2017
@GMB If @piersmorgan would shut up we might get a debate with @TRobinsonNewEra
Tue 20 Jun 06:48
2017
@SouthamptonFC if we don't get Luis Enrique in to replace Puel I will be severely miffed...anyone less will be classed as failure😜
Thu 15 Jun 22:46
2017
@SouthamptonFC I wish the club were so fastidious about more important aspects of the club than the annual saga releasing the replica shirt.
Thu 15 Jun 20:15
2017
@blacksharkbytes @BigTomD
Thu 15 Jun 08:47
2017
@JoeRodriguez9 You really are a classless twat. Riding on the coat tails of your brother.Yet embarrassing him at th… https://t.co/qlvcJZ2MdQ
Thu 15 Jun 05:15
2017
@SouthamptonFC @SAINTSINFRANCE More than just the pitch needs renovation!
Mon 12 Jun 19:16
2017
@SkySportsF1 have a word with the Canadian director,cameras need to gain height and pan out!yes I know it's beyond your control #CanadianGP
Sun 11 Jun 19:17
2017
@SouthamptonFC Then ships out to @LFC I wish for a summer of progress not https://t.co/KHFWh1jvbB players want out… https://t.co/RKa0XA5D6y
Sun 11 Jun 18:57
2017
@FCNantes have enquired about Claude Puel....but has been told he is going to another club by @SouthamptonFC #SaintsFC
Sat 10 Jun 13:55
2017
@ChelseaFC in on the same act as @LFC https://t.co/elzB9JheAU @VirgilvDijk has been busy. #SaintsFC
Sat 10 Jun 13:50
2017
@AdamBlackmore another summer of discontent @SouthamptonFC all very depressing again.hope Reed isn't dithering on manager situation.
Sat 10 Jun 11:32
2017
@slowhandtrap You should've gone to West Quay Southampton. 😀
Sat 10 Jun 10:21
2017
@VirgilvDijk hurry up and sod off out of my club. I'll be supporting them for years after you've disrespected it.
Fri 9 Jun 22:27
2017
@SouthamptonFC this Chinese takeover is so dodgy/shady the @premierleague has changed the rules to address prospective new owners #SaintsFC
Fri 9 Jun 14:38
2017
@SouthamptonFC so Kat has sold us to a dodgy Chinese company owner to clear her tax debt problems.Sold down the river again as fans it seems
Thu 8 Jun 21:50
2017
@BigTomD Bloody marvellous! Genius series! I'll await with interest.
Thu 8 Jun 20:58
2017
@BigTomD Bravo sir,bravo....I will pay to charity of your choice £100 if you can get cockwomble into a new spankin… https://t.co/vgMNYGUAAr
Thu 8 Jun 20:56
2017
@BigTomD what's your favourite name to call someone that gets on your tits,mine is 'cockwomble' and dont use my name for shits and giggles!
Thu 8 Jun 20:52
2017
@Fiseebililah You sir...talk bollocks!
Mon 5 Jun 12:11
2017
@HistoricalSoton @CorkyMorris It's easily forgotten how much it affected the city and surrounding area.my 11yr old… https://t.co/7T2FWbyfKd
Fri 2 Jun 16:56
2017
@HistoricalSoton @CorkyMorris Yes,Thankyou.mum did lots of research about him and the whole family tree on her side… https://t.co/n9wru5ETlC
Fri 2 Jun 15:47
2017
@HistoricalSoton @CorkyMorris Relative of mine was a trimmer on the Titanic...Alfred James Eagle. He perished at sea.
Fri 2 Jun 13:44
2017
@SouthamptonFC please be true...#saintsFC https://t.co/stPoBtun77
Tue 30 May 21:31
2017
@SouthamptonFC go with me on this theory,we can't get Tuchel,so he goes to PSG....we then get Emery. Thanks in advance. #saintsfc
Tue 30 May 16:05
2017
@ConorDunford1 Leverkusen will be the most obvious destination for him.....unfortunately.
Tue 30 May 13:53
2017
@SouthamptonFC now go get Thomas Tuchel....lets show some bloody ambition instead of selling the prize assets each summer. #SaintsFC
Tue 30 May 13:06
2017
@SAINTSINFRANCE Tuchel is lined up for Leverkusen.
Tue 30 May 12:48
2017
@GuillemBalague any idea what Luis Enrique has planned now he's leaving Barca?
Sun 28 May 19:41
2017
@SouthamptonFC @UnderArmourUK @UnderArmour can we have this sometime...the last effort was an abomination.ta muchly https://t.co/c9WXqxZglt
Sun 28 May 14:17
2017
@SouthamptonFC here's a plan..#puel joins @ASSEofficiel ....we make a cheeky bid to get #LuisEnrique on board...thanks in advance. #SaintsFC
Sun 28 May 11:12
2017
@mattletiss7 Same as the #SaintsFc goal in the #EFL cup final?...that was disallowed! Was the player interfering with play?
Sat 27 May 17:43
2017
Holy crap...never realised until now how damn fine @pinkfloyd 'Endless River' is. Beautifully crafted album.Friday night chilling with Róse!
Fri 26 May 20:50
2017
@ArianaGrande Bravo young lady,bravo.this will mean so much to so many. Just part of the healing.
Fri 26 May 19:33
2017
Shouldn't be too long before we hear UK imams,Clerics & Islamic community leaders condemning the Manchester atrocity,oh wait...they don't!
Tue 23 May 07:17
2017
When they name and declare the ages of the deceased and injured in the cowardly attack in Manchester....it is going to be truly horrendous.
Tue 23 May 06:52
2017
If it transpires that the 'incident' at the @ArianaGrande gig in Manchester is terrorist linked...the target was children/teenagers.
Tue 23 May 00:00
2017