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Dave.
@DurleyDave
Love my family, love Southampton Football Club and love life. Quite partial to a G&T, too.
Followers: 134
Following: 721
Total tweets sent: 4485
Member since: Fri 02 Oct 2015


Dave. Latest Tweets

@TheFifeFlyer @BradleyAbbottR1 @JuliaHB1 πŸ˜‚
Thu 13 Dec 22:15
2018
@darrenmcdougall @BradleyAbbottR1 @JuliaHB1 πŸ˜‚
Thu 13 Dec 22:15
2018
@janemerrick23 @JuliaHB1 The British sense of humour at its best.
Thu 13 Dec 22:11
2018
@nytimes There was once a 'soccer' team from London, England, who came third in a two horse race.
Thu 13 Dec 22:09
2018
@steven_hallmark @nytimes Don't his accomplice fly about with a magical umbrella? Or were the mushrooms I ate not quite right? πŸ€”
Thu 13 Dec 22:08
2018
@jimshelley17 He was so happy he tried to click his heels together in mid air. That's pure happiness.
Thu 13 Dec 21:58
2018
@claudelittner Nou Camp. πŸ™„
Thu 13 Dec 21:44
2018
@claudelittner Not even Spurs equaliser at the Nou Comp?
Thu 13 Dec 21:43
2018
@SportsFunnies If @davidwalliams were a referee.
Thu 13 Dec 20:59
2018
@johnny_buttons https://t.co/VI9Y8CYSGq
Thu 13 Dec 20:56
2018
@BarristerSecret @savechildrenuk You're not #TomFromSpoons as well, are you? πŸ˜‚
Thu 13 Dec 19:05
2018
@absoluteradio @RichieFirth @bushontheradio Like neither of them had worn them before! πŸ™„
Thu 13 Dec 19:00
2018
@davidoreilly25 @DerrenLitten @benidormonstage I saw it in Southampton, brilliant show.
Thu 13 Dec 18:54
2018
@Holbornlolz @Wetherspoon__UK #ImTomFromSpoons
Thu 13 Dec 18:46
2018
@StateOfLinkedIn Thanks, Janet. Just what we need, more fucking sales people to write bullshit on LinkedIn.
Thu 13 Dec 18:29
2018
@jimbarrett17 @willcarling Having read your Twitter page, you appear to be an expert in boring. So I now to your better judgement.
Thu 13 Dec 06:28
2018
@StuartRowson @LewisWiltshire Depends on who you get paid to watch.
Wed 12 Dec 22:21
2018
@jimbarrett17 @willcarling πŸ˜‚ Boring? Most would argue he's anything but boring.
Wed 12 Dec 21:48
2018
@MainlyOasis My favourite Roses song.
Wed 12 Dec 20:51
2018
@Baddiel I'd like her to come out, do this, swig out a gin bottle and walk back into No. 10. https://t.co/Ri69XFfOQ8
Wed 12 Dec 20:39
2018
@BBCTheOneShow @ollyofficial @TheJaneMcDonald https://t.co/ECuQbJgNgn
Wed 12 Dec 19:27
2018
@DocBastard @DrMarkGreen4TN There was I thinking us Brits had the stupidest government officials.
Wed 12 Dec 19:25
2018
@claudelittner @bbcapprentice This is always the best episode of the series.
Wed 12 Dec 08:10
2018
@GMB He can walk and talk at the same time. He's probably over qualified.
Wed 12 Dec 06:50
2018
@UrbaneSlave @JuliaHB1 Could be worse, she could get a drug dealing family member a nice cushy job paid for by the tax payers.
Wed 12 Dec 06:48
2018
@glake242 @HannahB4LiviMP @_DHOTYA Bullying?πŸ˜‚ Calling out someone for such obvious bullshit isn't bullying. Read… https://t.co/HaYbYEVvW8
Wed 12 Dec 06:31
2018
@glake242 @HannahB4LiviMP @_DHOTYA It is indeed a video. It's clearly bullshit. Shaking that much but managing to k… https://t.co/Kqibn9zksF
Tue 11 Dec 22:10
2018
@nutritionguru62 @JoBlake8 @gilliancraib @CorbynistaEdith Like the Pope's a bit Catholic!
Tue 11 Dec 20:56
2018
@mickydeeeuk @piersmorgan You're not missing much.
Tue 11 Dec 20:36
2018
@sallysimpsonitv Well, you got the attention you were craving. https://t.co/c4536xGdFO
Tue 11 Dec 20:21
2018
@StevePenk You seen the film yet, Steve? Absolutely epic. Had tears in my eyes watching the Live Aid scenes.
Tue 11 Dec 20:01
2018
@PhilGarrattley @MartinDaubney He should support spurs, not Arsenal, then!!
Tue 11 Dec 19:41
2018
@kerry_moakes @MartinDaubney It's a shame I can only like this tweet once! My sentiments exactly.
Tue 11 Dec 19:39
2018
@Classicbritcom We all loved Nana.
Tue 11 Dec 07:39
2018
@HannahB4LiviMP @_DHOTYA dhyou must have seen this... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mon 10 Dec 22:59
2018
@HannahB4LiviMP Haha, you absolute whopper.
Mon 10 Dec 22:56
2018
@MrGlennJones @saintbannerman At the minute, the Northam don't make much noise when the singers are in a concentrat… https://t.co/QRjAC8eipQ
Mon 10 Dec 13:03
2018
@HasanTariq10 @ObscureThing77 I'd persevere with a Yoshi/Stephens pairing as I don't rate Vestsgaard at all. To me,… https://t.co/RJEvOCjVN6
Mon 10 Dec 12:59
2018
@ObscureThing77 @HasanTariq10 Personally, I think Yoshida is our best centre back.
Mon 10 Dec 12:42
2018
@JPW_NBCSports Hopefully he'll be the first one out the door in January. Utter shite.
Sat 8 Dec 16:43
2018
@seannwalsh I think he likes you, Seann.
Sat 8 Dec 15:58
2018
@TrebilcockOscar @HeskeyTimeHD @mrchrisr91 @seannwalsh Yes. I stopped after I realised he'd dragged me down to his level.
Sat 8 Dec 08:07
2018
@TrebilcockOscar @HeskeyTimeHD @mrchrisr91 @seannwalsh He's getting better. I'm quite proud of him. He's learnt a l… https://t.co/SNU11cBm6u
Fri 7 Dec 19:55
2018
@omid9 Perfect. What else would you call a giraffe?
Fri 7 Dec 17:29
2018
@ossianshine Good. They need a kick up the arse. A number of them have been going through the motions this season.
Fri 7 Dec 13:35
2018
@brianmoore666 You could say that about most MPs, to be fair.
Fri 7 Dec 13:34
2018
@MichaelJayHolt @Baddiel It's called the cloaca.
Fri 7 Dec 13:20
2018
@robinince @LesDennis A grown up acting in a grown up manor is news these days.
Fri 7 Dec 08:26
2018
@HeskeyTimeHD @mrchrisr91 @seannwalsh Not exactly Noel Coward, are you? Anyway, im out of here. Been nice talking to you.
Fri 7 Dec 07:13
2018
Fri 7 Dec 06:27
2018
@HeskeyTimeHD @mrchrisr91 @seannwalsh You are, you're flirting with me. Sorry, you're not my type. I prefer someone… https://t.co/hWrAO7u46L
Thu 6 Dec 22:15
2018
@HeskeyTimeHD @mrchrisr91 @seannwalsh Are you flirting with me?
Thu 6 Dec 20:35
2018
@MrsCMcGuinness @stephenstanley Howard and Hilda! πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/96QFfBCojZ
Thu 6 Dec 19:58
2018
@HeskeyTimeHD @mrchrisr91 @seannwalsh I would go and fuck your mum, but fuck knows what I'd catch.
Thu 6 Dec 19:42
2018
@HeskeyTimeHD @mrchrisr91 @seannwalsh Illiterate twat.
Thu 6 Dec 18:08
2018
@mrchrisr91 @HeskeyTimeHD @seannwalsh He should have more than 6 followers with his rapier like wit! πŸ˜‚
Thu 6 Dec 16:37
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Ralph Hufflepuff.
Thu 6 Dec 14:52
2018
@JimDOfficial @EventimApollo @BobbyDavro1 @mick_miller The millennial snowflakes aren't gonna like this line up! Luckily grown ups will.
Wed 5 Dec 18:44
2018
@PaulBryden2 @JimDOfficial @EventimApollo @BobbyDavro1 @mick_miller Never knew Jim used to be a stripper. What ever… https://t.co/WJwKlcTtEU
Wed 5 Dec 18:44
2018
All hail King Ralph. #saintsfc
Wed 5 Dec 13:11
2018
@peta You've turned into a parody account.
Tue 4 Dec 22:42
2018
@robbeckettcomic @BBCOne @alltogethernow The words "Gemma Collins" and "celebrity" should never be uttered in the same sentence.
Tue 4 Dec 19:48
2018
@Veganella_ @nuffniceness @cveganforever @GMB @piersmorgan @JuliaHB1 Nope.
Tue 4 Dec 15:53
2018
@RufusHound Double hard bastard.
Tue 4 Dec 14:47
2018
@DemiLeighFr @nuffniceness @GMB @piersmorgan @JuliaHB1 No, he would have told us.
Tue 4 Dec 14:43
2018
@MuhammadBhana @sport_simon No, we won't.
Tue 4 Dec 12:12
2018
@Baddiel You're no Rob Newman! πŸ˜‚
Tue 4 Dec 11:25
2018
@stevepowerdj So it was named after your good self! That's some accolade!
Tue 4 Dec 11:22
2018
@CedricAnthony8 @BBCSport Fuck off, then
Tue 4 Dec 06:52
2018
@antanddec One of those film that were so bad, they were good! πŸ˜‚ Like Snakes on a Plane.
Mon 3 Dec 21:35
2018
@SkySportsNews @LCFC @SouthamptonFC I'm interested in getting a tit wank off Kelly Brook. that ain't gonna happen , either.
Mon 3 Dec 21:34
2018
@Javalarr @wheels_71 @AdamBlackmore @TonyHusbandBBC He's more Weck It Wes.
Mon 3 Dec 15:51
2018
@alex_crook Shame Sol Campbell has got a job! πŸ˜‚
Mon 3 Dec 10:27
2018
@neil_berry @henrywinter Was our best performance of the season.
Mon 3 Dec 10:25
2018
@theedge68 @piersmorgan @GMB With two options, "Yes" & "Yes".
Mon 3 Dec 08:10
2018
@piersmorgan @GMB Should have just told him to fuck off, Piers.
Mon 3 Dec 08:03
2018
@GMB @ITV Both people mentioned in the original tweet should spend the rest of their lives in prison.
Mon 3 Dec 06:32
2018
@miss_chrissi7 @Sophiexlix @bbcstrictly @LaurenSteadman @Aj11Ace We'll have to agree to disagree. I prefer the othe… https://t.co/z9K2PjTb5j
Sun 2 Dec 22:16
2018
@StevePenk @Tyson_Fury Never used to like him much, but he's steadily growing on me.
Sun 2 Dec 22:10
2018
@miss_chrissi7 @Sophiexlix @bbcstrictly @LaurenSteadman @Aj11Ace They have personality, she doesn't.
Sun 2 Dec 22:08
2018
@miss_chrissi7 @Sophiexlix @bbcstrictly @LaurenSteadman @Aj11Ace Big difference is ...they were likeable, seems Ashley isn't.
Sun 2 Dec 22:03
2018
@bbcstrictly @LaurenSteadman @Aj11Ace I'd love to see Ashley and Faye in the dance off next week, just to see the judges faces! πŸ˜‚
Sun 2 Dec 21:49
2018
@wave105radio @TheXFactor @harrisdalton https://t.co/ACb5p56IOV
Sun 2 Dec 21:30
2018
@DavidVidecette You'd need one hell of a poop scoop when taking it for a walk in the park.
Sun 2 Dec 12:41
2018
@Classicbritcom "Fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobies" to give it its full title.
Sun 2 Dec 07:28
2018
@DailyMirror Hope the police cars aren't damaged too much.
Sun 2 Dec 00:05
2018
@OwenJones84 If it was a Tory you'd be frothing your minge for him/her to get fired. Hypocritical much?
Sat 1 Dec 20:33
2018
@jimshelley17 Swap with Mark Hughes?
Sat 1 Dec 20:23
2018
@simonrichards @OficialCedric Two great goals tonight. πŸ‘
Sat 1 Dec 20:16
2018
@jimshelley17 Kiosk Keith?
Sat 1 Dec 20:14
2018
@solentsport one of the better games of the season. Played well tonight. From Bob, Pat, Dave, Jack & Ollie. 3 gener… https://t.co/yWrcbDDkio
Sat 1 Dec 19:43
2018
Supporters club looks nice, but the kids drinks are a fucking rip off. @SouthamptonFC
Sat 1 Dec 16:15
2018
@mrdanwalker I thought a young Martin Clunes...
Sat 1 Dec 14:36
2018
@i_iove_nature Mike.
Sat 1 Dec 07:01
2018
@piersmorgan Just tell vegans to fuck off. It's much quicker and easier in the long run.
Fri 30 Nov 14:32
2018
@NBCNews @JPW_NBCSports That's actually two cows in a pantomime cow costume. Joke's on you lot.
Wed 28 Nov 22:51
2018
@BBCSport "Who is Harry Redknapp's accountant?"
Wed 28 Nov 20:57
2018
@SwainITV @GMB @piersmorgan @susannareid100 How many safe countries did they pass through to get here? Could have s… https://t.co/fOs3OnXwUS
Wed 28 Nov 07:35
2018
@tunny2311 @GMB @richardgaisford Ah. Fair point. πŸ‘
Wed 28 Nov 06:34
2018
@paulross @talkRADIO Wow, that's a night out you'd never forget! Or remember. πŸ˜‚
Wed 28 Nov 06:33
2018
@GMB @richardgaisford Why blur it out? Everyone's seen the original.
Wed 28 Nov 06:32
2018
@johnmcternan @MPSCamden @HackneyAbbott The majority of law abiding citizens think it's a good idea to knock them o… https://t.co/kijs1IzyEx
Wed 28 Nov 06:28
2018
@THEJamesWhale @talkRADIO Beckham's daughter doesn't lick her own arse clean, though.
Tue 27 Nov 21:06
2018
@theJeremyVine @ST_Police Is this now a parody account?
Tue 27 Nov 19:51
2018
@StinsonHunter @dickastley @ScottHech Kids can choke on cotton wool. Heartless bastard. πŸ˜‚
Tue 27 Nov 19:10
2018
@Davenoisome @piersmorgan Not much of one though, is it?
Tue 27 Nov 18:48
2018
@BAHjournalist @TwitterSupport @jack And I'd like to report you for being a fuckwit.
Tue 27 Nov 17:46
2018
@mindblower46 @McCannCaseTweet Normal parents wouldn't, David. I know I wouldn't dream of it.
Tue 27 Nov 06:35
2018
@elakdawalla @paulross Oh, someone's tired. πŸ™„
Tue 27 Nov 06:10
2018
@paddypower Mark Hughes will be available soon. Hopefully.
Mon 26 Nov 07:51
2018
@ForAmerica @nbc @Macys Hey, @ForAmerica, please come and join us in 2018. I think you'll love it.
Sun 25 Nov 04:17
2018
@ChrissyNG57 @JoanxNyoni @MonsterInLM @ChartsLMBR @piersmorgan @LittleMix @dixiechicks Sorry, went out and had a li… https://t.co/FKPtixb3Xg
Sun 25 Nov 03:56
2018
@MattyFenwickATC @alanshearer Have you not seen Matt Le Tissier with the scousers? Gets them every time! πŸ˜‚πŸŽ£
Sat 24 Nov 19:27
2018
@alanshearer He must have spelt Village wrong when signing up to Twitter.
Sat 24 Nov 19:25
2018
@SaucyHazard @alanshearer @SpursOfficial @ChelseaFC Someone's up late as it's Saturday.
Sat 24 Nov 19:24
2018
@ChrissyNG57 @JoanxNyoni @MonsterInLM @ChartsLMBR @piersmorgan @LittleMix @dixiechicks I wouldn't waste any more ti… https://t.co/Xy1ZQ8fz4m
Sat 24 Nov 19:20
2018
@barrytf @DVATW True. Trouble is, at this moment Labour aren't any better.
Sat 24 Nov 19:18
2018
@JoanxNyoni @MonsterInLM @ChrissyNG57 @ChartsLMBR @piersmorgan @LittleMix @dixiechicks Halley's Commit?
Sat 24 Nov 19:07
2018
@StevePenk Thats definitely a Nope spider.
Sat 24 Nov 18:33
2018
@JoanxNyoni @andrewoa33 @ChrissyNG57 @ChartsLMBR @piersmorgan @LittleMix @dixiechicks Good grief... πŸ™„
Sat 24 Nov 17:57
2018
@solentsport With a P45 in his hand, hopefully. If we can't beat a shite team like Fulham, we can't complain about… https://t.co/fFqh3Ngc7C
Sat 24 Nov 16:56
2018
@ChartsLMBR @piersmorgan @LittleMix @dixiechicks Let's be honest, @piersmorgan will be around a lot longer than a manufactured girl band.
Sat 24 Nov 16:54
2018
@74Promotions @SouthamptonFC No, Wesley Hoedt, or however you spell it, bought every single ticket and will play every fucking week. 😑
Sat 24 Nov 16:38
2018
@piersmorgan @GambadoChelsea That t-shirt will be a bit snug on you!
Sat 24 Nov 11:45
2018
Sat 24 Nov 08:50
2018
@talkRADIO Hell yeah!
Sat 24 Nov 07:56
2018
@premierleague @LFC That's a five head he's got there.
Fri 23 Nov 19:50
2018
@BBCMOTD That is fucking awful. 🀒😦
Fri 23 Nov 19:44
2018
@SpectatorUSA @piersmorgan @DamianReilly No, I mean fisherman. He catches absolute whoppers every day.
Fri 23 Nov 09:55
2018
@howylad @romsey_squib @saintdougie @EnglandRugby Unfortunately not. πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚
Fri 23 Nov 07:45
2018
@sanchezcastejon Stick to torturing bulls for fun. You're good at that.
Thu 22 Nov 22:48
2018
@JuliaHB1 @GuidoFawkes @bbcquestiontime Julia, have you noticed that 99% of people with #FBPE in their username are… https://t.co/zpReGcAg8e
Thu 22 Nov 22:44
2018
@DavidBridger @KateRobbins You seem like fun. πŸ™„
Thu 22 Nov 22:13
2018
@BBCSport Slow news day?
Thu 22 Nov 21:57
2018
Hate to say it, but the Twitchy Twat is good on #ImACeleb
Thu 22 Nov 21:51
2018
@onlyfoolsnews @BeingBoycie I've got to get one of those!
Thu 22 Nov 20:50
2018
@TheMachLoop @llanbabo Cant believe hes got an open book on his lap. That's dangerous.
Thu 22 Nov 20:48
2018
@saintdougie @romsey_squib @EnglandRugby I like watching England play (usually a good excuse for a few in the pub)… https://t.co/rkMUba0lOn
Thu 22 Nov 20:30
2018
@romsey_squib @saintdougie @EnglandRugby Watched it at home then went to watch Saints play. Got hammered that night, as I recall!
Thu 22 Nov 20:28
2018
@bushontheradio Only the cool kids can fold the packet into a little triangle.
Thu 22 Nov 19:48
2018
@johnny_buttons @ChrismChin Not sure if it's me getting old, but the music today is garbage. All style over substan… https://t.co/EbVXVvNuO2
Thu 22 Nov 19:45
2018
@SHANEE @LionsOfMunich @EnglandRugby @ChelseaFC @MarioMelchiot Was in the Archers Road end. Loved the whole stadium singing SWSC.
Thu 22 Nov 19:35
2018
@EnglandRugby @romsey_squib Love to see the England fans celebrating before it's gone over!
Thu 22 Nov 19:31
2018
@johnny_buttons ELO all the way.
Thu 22 Nov 19:25
2018
@ChrismChin @johnny_buttons Music is clearly subjective. I find PF to be over produced and over indulgent noise.… https://t.co/3ISy10311I
Thu 22 Nov 19:18
2018
@SpectatorUSA @piersmorgan @DamianReilly And he laughs at everyone who gets wound up by him. As do I. Piers is by… https://t.co/DE9Va2yi4B
Thu 22 Nov 19:05
2018
If you have #FBPE in your user name, is it compulsory to be a complete arsehole?
Thu 22 Nov 18:18
2018
@OpeningCrewM16 @henningwehn Really? My sarcasm detector just blew a fuse.
Wed 21 Nov 12:39
2018
@Protect_Wldlife @rickygervais Haha. Ole, motherfucker.
Tue 20 Nov 21:51
2018
Tue 20 Nov 19:56
2018
@piersmorgan Arguing with Little Mix fans. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Tue 20 Nov 15:30
2018
@Jademoonface1 @piersmorgan Know him personally or know of him?
Tue 20 Nov 15:24
2018
@howdytherebub @ekimnannah @stevesilberman @_ReaalAmerican_ Mysterious way, indeed.
Tue 20 Nov 14:39
2018
@howdytherebub @ekimnannah @stevesilberman @_ReaalAmerican_ "He moves in mysterious ways" is the default answer to difficult questions.
Tue 20 Nov 12:58
2018
@ZoeTheBall Haha, proper pissed, Zoe. πŸ˜‚πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·
Sat 17 Nov 23:07
2018
@virago_jones @steviegl8 @Baddiel Or the parents.
Thu 15 Nov 07:23
2018
@dashhunt2810 @strackers74 @Baddiel It seems you're the mad one for still believing the spin from the McCann camp.
Thu 15 Nov 07:16
2018
@cjp1972cjp @BoringEnormous https://t.co/MM0uQNzf8J
Tue 13 Nov 13:47
2018
@HylandIan I'm glad 'Arry is going in, means I can vote for that arsehole to do all the Bush Tucker trials.
Tue 13 Nov 13:30
2018
@Wetherspoon__UK I identify as a squirrel, can I still have one?
Mon 12 Nov 11:04
2018
@bushontheradio Bra Fat's second album was epic.
Mon 12 Nov 08:21
2018
@piersmorgan @GMB Give him both barrels, Piers. πŸ˜‚
Mon 12 Nov 08:18
2018
@SamMac1513 @Connor_4400 @dunkymilne @BBCSport @BBCMOTD Won't understand sarcasm, then.
Mon 12 Nov 06:56
2018
@paulross But surely if they are used to learning dance routines, they will have a massive advantage over Swanny, who played cricket? πŸ€”
Sun 11 Nov 20:53
2018
@Film4 Just for that GIF alone, it's a no from me.
Sun 11 Nov 20:30
2018
@BBCiPlayer @BarristerSecret One of the most iconic scenes in British TV history.
Sun 11 Nov 19:59
2018
@johnny_buttons Notes or coins? πŸ˜‚
Sun 11 Nov 19:41
2018
@jimshelley17 Looks like John Motson's mouth.
Sun 11 Nov 17:49
2018
@1Hidayet1 @BBCSport With all due respect, kindly fuck off you spamming twat. Thank you.
Sun 11 Nov 17:26
2018
@AngieMeader @jeremycorbyn Of course he wasn't there.
Sun 11 Nov 08:02
2018
Wonderful ending to this. Brings a tear to the eye every time I watch it. https://t.co/GPApIZxHUS
Sun 11 Nov 07:59
2018
@jeremycorbyn Bit rude isn't it, tweeting from the Albert Hall during the Remembrance Service?
Sat 10 Nov 22:08
2018
@MrDetailed @bbcstrictly @DannyJohnJules @dowden_amy Bore off, you wet fart.
Sat 10 Nov 21:35
2018
@Pricey48 @SkySportsPL @chazaustin10 Have another stab at that in English.
Sat 10 Nov 20:14
2018
@JPW_NBCSports They interviewed Austin on Radio Solent after the game. He wasn't a happy bunny. He had a good old rant. Brilliant stuff.
Sat 10 Nov 17:58
2018
Glutton for punishment... COYR. #Saintsfc
Sat 10 Nov 14:44
2018
@realDonaldTrump You don't celebrate, you commemorate. Really not that difficult to understand.
Sat 10 Nov 12:14
2018
@wave105radio Will this horror ever end?
Sat 10 Nov 12:09
2018
@Mike7Bee @CorporateStew @piersmorgan Wish I danced that well! πŸ˜‚
Sat 10 Nov 12:03
2018
@CorporateStew @piersmorgan Everyone in the UK is glad we don't have an overgrown child as our leader. She may be p… https://t.co/L0oFqBwNBz
Sat 10 Nov 08:28
2018
@ReadSouthampton Thank fuck for that!
Sat 10 Nov 07:27
2018
@TheTVGrump She really is shit, isn't she?
Fri 9 Nov 18:17
2018
@XposeTrophyHunt Come up with a "eat more hunters" t-shirt range to counter hers!
Fri 9 Nov 17:33
2018
@GMB There are 12 days of Christmas. None of them in November.
Fri 9 Nov 11:23
2018
@alex_coley @blogTO https://t.co/UFbQraBA48
Fri 9 Nov 07:58
2018
@_youhadonejob1 Nope. Never gonna happen.
Fri 9 Nov 06:49
2018
@Lifelover247 @washingtonpost https://t.co/K5MVuCYH6q
Thu 8 Nov 22:03
2018
@AwayDays_ Away end at St James' Park?
Thu 8 Nov 19:34
2018
@tjk_194 @asaelliott Southampton. Saw it last night, loved it.
Thu 8 Nov 19:31
2018
@StevePenk Remember, there are 12 days of Christmas. None of them in November. #BahHumbug
Thu 8 Nov 19:24
2018
@PressSec That's a very different video to the one I watched (along with every one else, by the look of it) this morning on the news.
Thu 8 Nov 18:43
2018
Just watched #BenidormLive at the #Mayflower tonight. Very, very funny. Pretty sure @DerrenLitten was there as well.
Wed 7 Nov 22:42
2018
@BritishComedy @EdGambleComedy @sarapascoe @DaneBaptweets @suziruffell @AccidentalP
Wed 7 Nov 13:19
2018
@_BeeCharmer @MediaGuido Or his eyesight is shite.
Wed 7 Nov 13:16
2018
@jeremycorbyn Contender for @_DHOTYA possibly.
Wed 7 Nov 12:35
2018
@GMB @alexberesfordTV Piers' rant this morning was the stuff of legend. πŸ˜‚ Brilliant stuff.
Wed 7 Nov 06:36
2018
@BBCTheOneShow @MissAlexjones @Rylan @EllieJaneTaylor @jamiecullum "Star Studded" is stretching it a bit, even for the One Show.
Tue 6 Nov 19:48
2018