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Dave.
@DurleyDave
Love my family, love Southampton Football Club and love life. Quite partial to a G&T, too.
Followers: 123
Following: 723
Total tweets sent: 4032
Member since: Fri 02 Oct 2015


Dave. Latest Tweets

@DerrenLitten for my birthday I got tickets for #benidormlive at the Mayflower in Southampton. Can't wait!
Tue 18 Sep 15:28
2018
@bushontheradio @absoluteradio Trivial Pursuits.
Tue 18 Sep 13:20
2018
@BBCSport I'm sure it does, as a Saints fan, it feels like a loss. 😣
Tue 18 Sep 08:13
2018
@clairenaylor @GMB Don't give them ideas, Claire.
Tue 18 Sep 08:10
2018
@SkySportsMNF @SkySportsPL Highly unlikely.
Mon 17 Sep 23:11
2018
@omid9 I was sat right behind him when he hit that. Goal of the season contender already.
Mon 17 Sep 23:06
2018
@eddiemarsan You are a top man, Eddie. πŸ‘
Mon 17 Sep 18:31
2018
@robIacey What a weapon. πŸ™„
Mon 17 Sep 18:27
2018
My first game of the season. COYR. #SaintsFC
Mon 17 Sep 18:24
2018
@Brenter37 Stop being a cunt and the messages will stop. Simple as that.
Mon 17 Sep 09:47
2018
@Jeskmg19 @rockgod1970 @themaximguy @FFTechnician @williams_joe224 Own hands? πŸ˜‚ Fucking coward with a gun more like.
Mon 17 Sep 09:42
2018
@p0wderz @Brenter37 Shagged it as he had a boner due to being a macho man killing a beautiful creature.
Fri 14 Sep 12:17
2018
@Brenter37 Fucking coward. Should have fought him with your bare hands.
Fri 14 Sep 12:14
2018
@lamarshall @Asher_Wolf @Classic_picx That's Rod on the right, who's the lady on the left?
Fri 14 Sep 12:07
2018
@redrumlisa @Classwar2015 Your definition of gold is very different to most other people. I'd call it cowardly.
Thu 13 Sep 22:28
2018
@radowitzky57 You've never done a days work in your life, you sponging old twat.
Thu 13 Sep 22:00
2018
@LadCulture_UK Is it because she's thicker than a whale's foreskin?
Thu 13 Sep 21:38
2018
@bushontheradio Jesus, that's a thing of nightmares. 😦
Thu 13 Sep 21:36
2018
@sugerpaddyo @firebird2110 @darrengrimes_ Utter bellend.
Thu 13 Sep 21:30
2018
@_daveharrison Handsome...rugged...tall...
Thu 13 Sep 06:25
2018
@MrNickKnowles I think robin's nickname is Wayne...
Wed 12 Sep 23:20
2018
@Gilo @JohnSunCricket @piersmorgan @DailyMail @markwahlberg πŸ˜‚
Wed 12 Sep 17:51
2018
@mcarro2 @Timberland_1973 @DanielStewart96 Nowhere in his tweet did he threaten your kids.
Wed 12 Sep 16:50
2018
@mcarro2 @Timberland_1973 @DanielStewart96 So a parent saying he'd protect his kids from scum like Bone is vile and… https://t.co/Av65iPU5Z1
Wed 12 Sep 16:14
2018
@Agirlneedsaname @damienstjohn Sad but true.
Wed 12 Sep 15:52
2018
@radowitzky57 What a fucking scumbag you are.
Wed 12 Sep 13:57
2018
@IndyVoices What a load of bullshit. She's a bad loser.
Wed 12 Sep 13:25
2018
@forgottengoals @theuglyinside Wow, not seen that one before.
Wed 12 Sep 11:17
2018
@seventiesuk Twin tubs. These remind me of my nan, her machine used to dance across the kitchen floor on the spin c… https://t.co/TW9PR4dge4
Wed 12 Sep 09:27
2018
@brimowl @brianmoore666 How have you not twatted any of them? πŸ€”
Tue 11 Sep 20:46
2018
@SeeSouthampton Hell was going on... πŸ™„
Tue 11 Sep 20:38
2018
@SeeSouthampton Working in an office in Winchester. Heard the reports on the radio then spent the rest of the day o… https://t.co/Txk8UjwFep
Tue 11 Sep 20:37
2018
@ItsAllLies1 @TssYarnMan @DocBastard @phyllisgeorgic2 I'd love to be able to claim I invented the word fuckwittery, but alas I can't.
Mon 10 Sep 22:55
2018
@kevingreenbank @Swingtime69 Attention. They gain attention.
Mon 10 Sep 22:48
2018
@ItsAllLies1 @TssYarnMan @DocBastard @phyllisgeorgic2 What? πŸ€”πŸ˜‚ Next you'll say "I know you are, but what am I" Fuck sake. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mon 10 Sep 22:45
2018
@ItsAllLies1 @TssYarnMan @DocBastard @phyllisgeorgic2 Never as dumb as you.
Mon 10 Sep 22:39
2018
@AgentP22 Another one for @_DHOTYA
Mon 10 Sep 22:36
2018
@ItsAllLies1 @TssYarnMan @DocBastard @phyllisgeorgic2 We interpreted it for what it is, weapons grade fuckwittery.
Mon 10 Sep 22:32
2018
@bushontheradio I'm gonna have fucking nightmares now. Thanks, Bush. πŸ˜³πŸ™
Mon 10 Sep 21:56
2018
@johnny_buttons @Lee_Dolbear https://t.co/8chssJP4GB
Mon 10 Sep 21:28
2018
@Lee_Dolbear @johnny_buttons I follow JLB, never seen one of his tweets to be insulting or offensive. He does dro… https://t.co/1TwuN5XqX2
Mon 10 Sep 21:26
2018
@ItsAllLies1 @DocBastard @phyllisgeorgic2 Rubbish. You made a thick as mince tweet and trying to back track.
Mon 10 Sep 21:17
2018
@TssYarnMan @ItsAllLies1 @DocBastard @phyllisgeorgic2 I've seen loads of dumb shit on the web. This tweet makes the… https://t.co/Ful5NoioOT
Mon 10 Sep 21:04
2018
@sid_lambert Shame we couldn't see his reaction after seeing it in the net.
Mon 10 Sep 20:05
2018
@SwanLeader @g8tor8 @qikipedia @BBCTwo @sanditoksvig @alandavies1 @prodnose @jupitusphillip @HatchingChange They do… https://t.co/bMItmjWb8B
Mon 10 Sep 20:03
2018
@DVATW @paulross Will he stay sober long enough to balance on a unicycle?
Mon 10 Sep 19:13
2018
@TimAdamsCBC Awesome thread. This is why everyone loves Canadians! πŸ‘ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
Mon 10 Sep 18:27
2018
@MartinDaubney I see in the comments someone called it racist. I may be missing something here, how is it racist?
Mon 10 Sep 13:58
2018
@davealmighty10 @ItsAllLies1 @DocBastard @phyllisgeorgic2 Hangovers. Don't forget a vaccine for hangovers.
Mon 10 Sep 13:12
2018
@ItsAllLies1 @DocBastard @phyllisgeorgic2 This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen on the internet.
Mon 10 Sep 12:29
2018
@qikipedia @BBCTwo Alan, even.
Mon 10 Sep 11:23
2018
@qikipedia @BBCTwo Stephen Fry wouldn't have forgotten Allen. That's why he got paid more.
Mon 10 Sep 11:22
2018
@BrianMcFadden No one will go to your gigs any more after reading this tweet. Pompous arsehole.
Sun 9 Sep 22:40
2018
@BrianMcFadden @lynds_scott What an utter twat you are.
Sun 9 Sep 22:39
2018
@JoCars22 @HylandIan πŸ˜‚ Too soon.
Sun 9 Sep 22:21
2018
@ScotlandsUnico1 @CorbynistaEdith To be a wind up merchant, you'll have to do better than this.
Sun 9 Sep 21:18
2018
@mdillon1971 @ScotlandsUnico1 @CorbynistaEdith Luckily, I couldn't give a shiny shite what you think of me. Goodbye.
Sun 9 Sep 20:39
2018
@ScotlandsUnico1 @CorbynistaEdith I didn't make a racist comment, I called you sweaties, which is rhyming slang. I… https://t.co/5ScxHJwy8v
Sun 9 Sep 20:22
2018
@ScotlandsUnico1 @CorbynistaEdith πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Sun 9 Sep 20:13
2018
@alipal69 Wasn't it Grandstand, news, Pink Panther then Dukes of Hazard? Remember sitting watching the news so I d… https://t.co/LKKdFFlly5
Sun 9 Sep 19:42
2018
@GMB Why the hell is this news?
Sun 9 Sep 19:24
2018
@CorbynistaEdith I'm English and voted yes so we can bin the sweaties.
Sun 9 Sep 18:23
2018
@AFPphoto @MarcosMPhoto Looks like a Moroccan stag do that's got out of hand.
Sun 9 Sep 16:48
2018
@MissHarris @HaukLandsverk @catherine_mayer @WEP_UK @sanditoksvig Equal in stature? No way.
Sun 9 Sep 13:08
2018
@catherine_mayer @WEP_UK @sanditoksvig I'd put money on twice as many people knowing who Stephen Fry is over Sandi Toksvig.
Sun 9 Sep 13:08
2018
@skysarahjane @angelascanlon @serenawilliams Terrible sportsmanship. Everything is about her, not who beat her.
Sun 9 Sep 13:00
2018
@msmirandasawyer @theJeremyVine You mean Zoe Ball, surely?
Sun 9 Sep 12:55
2018
@MrRobertWelton @msmirandasawyer With Lard.
Sun 9 Sep 12:54
2018
@treatmesweetsam @NervousPilchard I bet @Mike7167 had this as his wedding cake last week!
Sun 9 Sep 12:49
2018
What an achievement. https://t.co/TUR3MDcKk1
Sun 9 Sep 08:13
2018
@ShamShamkhan17 @SergioRamos @LukeShaw23 Not just MUFC fans, most football fans.
Sun 9 Sep 07:56
2018
@SergioRamos @LukeShaw23 King of Spain.
Sun 9 Sep 07:55
2018
@KP24 I hope you both get trampled to death by a herd of zebras.
Sun 9 Sep 07:49
2018
@EllandReports @TomZanettiTZ @_DHOTYA He borrowed it off his dad.
Sun 9 Sep 07:30
2018
@TomZanettiTZ @_DHOTYA No, you look like a butler carrying his masters case for him. #Bellend
Sun 9 Sep 07:29
2018
@thismorning It's a hippo in lipstick.
Sat 8 Sep 22:19
2018
@MrJohnNicolson @Peckham27 @IanBlackfordMP Say classy, John. πŸ™„
Sat 8 Sep 22:03
2018
@OwenJones84 @GandhisGhost Unbelievably dense for a supposedly educated man. #ThickAsMince
Sat 8 Sep 20:45
2018
@daraobriain Just did. It didn't disappoint. πŸ˜‚
Sat 8 Sep 20:14
2018
@OrkneyLibrary Fantastic. πŸ˜‚
Sat 8 Sep 20:14
2018
@creative_a_r_t @victoriabeckham @CruzBeckham @DavidBeckhamFO @England @btsportfootball @UNILAD @ManUtd Wow, that is fantastic.
Sat 8 Sep 20:09
2018
@TedRobbins55 @englandcricket @indiacrickets https://t.co/0um532VT85
Sat 8 Sep 17:05
2018
@dodo @stdave59 No, I've just got something in my eye. 😒
Sat 8 Sep 13:29
2018
@withorpe @stdave59 And Labour being in charge wouldn't make any difference at all. Just as incompetent as the Tories.
Sat 8 Sep 13:20
2018
@SkyNews @paulross Wetherspoons run out of Stella?
Sat 8 Sep 12:28
2018
@Education4Libs @brucelault No it won't you weapon. πŸ™„
Sat 8 Sep 07:43
2018
@Anne_Conner2 @Lord_Sugar @jeremycorbyn @thisismoney Anna the bot seems rather jealous.
Sat 8 Sep 07:28
2018
@LabRatRho @stevetweets13 @frittforum Surely not the fashion mag? πŸ€”πŸ˜³
Sat 8 Sep 07:17
2018
@B25dave @stevemfc @staffsblue @Matty_8419 @MrRussellmyn TBF, Steve is a Millwall fan, so he's an expert on wank clubs.
Fri 7 Sep 21:43
2018
@piersmorgan You do get comments from some absolute whoppers, don't you, Piers? πŸ˜‚
Fri 7 Sep 19:58
2018
@PanamaRoxy @scully161280 @piersmorgan He is mistaken. It's actually Bob Carolgees.
Fri 7 Sep 19:53
2018
@StinsonHunter And they say the prison service is broken. Seems to be working just fine here.
Fri 7 Sep 16:56
2018
@Tingaling007 @OwenJones84 @jjdubit @BBCr4today @jeremycorbyn The cult has got this one in its grasp.
Fri 7 Sep 16:25
2018
@LabRatRho @stevetweets13 @frittforum What the hell is that?πŸ€”πŸ˜³
Fri 7 Sep 16:23
2018
@factingStrange Absolutely. If it wasn't for us, they'd still be talking Navajo.
Fri 7 Sep 14:19
2018
@factingStrange You are taking to an Americanian, this page will be lost on them.
Fri 7 Sep 14:14
2018
@BeedleB @factingStrange It's Spit the Dog I feel sorry for. Who will carry him around now?
Fri 7 Sep 14:09
2018
@factingStrange To all the replies on here. https://t.co/mxhovaKmzG
Fri 7 Sep 13:49
2018
@Baddiel He's called Simeon, he's got Esq. after his name and he's a Corbyn Cultist. Three solid reasons to mute him on Twitter.
Fri 7 Sep 13:46
2018
@RockWalkLondon Awesome band. Each member a master of their chosen field of music.
Fri 7 Sep 10:54
2018
@DanielMays9 The out takes at the end of Cannonball Run were as good as the film.
Fri 7 Sep 06:39
2018
@DanielAdshead25 @piersmorgan You Muppet. It's a picture of Burt and Piers on his show. Why wouldn't he post it?
Thu 6 Sep 23:16
2018
Thu 6 Sep 23:09
2018
@FloCorrieFan @johnny_buttons Usually when he's dressed as Captain Chaos.
Thu 6 Sep 20:57
2018
@johnny_buttons @FloCorrieFan Brilliant films. The out takes at the end were hilarious.
Thu 6 Sep 20:54
2018
@Classicbritcom Not in the same class as Open all Hours, Are You Being Served, Porridge etc.
Thu 6 Sep 15:50
2018
@MhairiMcF @paulross Someone was walking towards me, head bowed looking at their phone and walked straight into me,… https://t.co/lL5rCjNcGC
Thu 6 Sep 14:06
2018
@annalise_webb @vlcker77 @_DHOTYA Kid had a mcflurry instead. Then a ride in a helicopter.
Thu 6 Sep 12:38
2018
@deanbuckley5 @mattletiss7 Wanking into a sock before your mum walks into your room with a cup of tea is not having a shag.
Thu 6 Sep 12:24
2018
@BBCSport If President Spunktrumpet is criticising it, they must be doing something right.
Thu 6 Sep 10:47
2018
@MuseumKent @jonnycrackers82 What a great start to the day to see this.
Thu 6 Sep 08:19
2018
@RealisticIrons @TomZanettiTZ @_DHOTYA Ain't that the truth! πŸ˜‚
Wed 5 Sep 22:04
2018
@TomZanettiTZ @_DHOTYA The bimbo in the background "Why are we wearing headsets in the back of Gary's transit again, Tim?"
Wed 5 Sep 21:49
2018
@RealisticIrons @TomZanettiTZ @_DHOTYA Because other cunts buy the garbage he releases.
Wed 5 Sep 21:46
2018
@StevePenk Greatest. Frontman. Ever.
Wed 5 Sep 20:49
2018
@SeeSouthampton No, mush.
Wed 5 Sep 14:00
2018
@SportsFarm @ShitJokes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Wed 5 Sep 12:05
2018
@EliteOx @StFinlay77 Really? Fucking hell. πŸ™„
Tue 4 Sep 22:50
2018
@adamhess1 @VirginTrains @_DHOTYA then everyone in the train cheered and had a mcflurry to celebrate.
Tue 4 Sep 16:51
2018
@FakeShowbizNews If only...
Mon 3 Sep 21:45
2018
@mrdanwalker @BBCRadio2 Please not Sara Cox. Get Zoe Ball in.
Mon 3 Sep 11:14
2018
@XposeTrophyHunt Shame he wasnt eaten.
Sun 2 Sep 19:56
2018
@XposeTrophyHunt @Protect_Wldlife There is no way that fat cunt could throw a spear hard enough to fell a lion.
Sun 2 Sep 19:53
2018
@paulclark83 @stooky31 You don't need to be a singer to get in the charts these days.
Sun 2 Sep 14:11
2018
@BBCSport @LMonsterAds His tackling hasn't improved, then!
Sun 2 Sep 09:03
2018
@paddypower Thought scousers were famed for their sense of humour. Clearly not.
Sun 2 Sep 08:09
2018
@talkSPORT @Carra23 Nope.
Sat 1 Sep 22:31
2018
@paulross @ITV Very brave of Kevin Hart to go on TV when he's clearly got a bad infection in both eyes.
Sat 1 Sep 21:26
2018
@SeeSouthampton Watched @mattletiss7 in his prime, but still love @Mick_Channon_TV. Club legends.
Sat 1 Sep 00:04
2018
@Vader992 @SouthamptonFC @mattletiss7 Yep. Was stood in the Archers when he scored. Cried like a baby. πŸ˜‚
Sat 1 Sep 00:01
2018
Legend isn't a strong enough word for this man. https://t.co/dBJdlVYQgc
Fri 31 Aug 23:59
2018
@Mike7167 @mattletiss7 Never seen so many grown men cry at the final whistle. Absolutely magical.
Fri 31 Aug 23:57
2018
@COYS41 @robboma24 @RJCoolDerbs @SergioRamos He can't help being the best defender in the world, either.
Thu 30 Aug 23:10
2018
@ben03_hunt @Tait_utd @Alex_Macca23 He has watched him play, on TV, like he watches all his matches.
Thu 30 Aug 16:53
2018
@FrancesIvy03 @Mike7167 Haha, proves I've never watched it.
Tue 28 Aug 22:29
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE I do all the work, he gets the credit. Git.
Tue 28 Aug 22:10
2018
@solentsport Let's hope so. COYR.
Tue 28 Aug 22:08
2018
@Lord_Sugar It's great, isn't it?
Tue 28 Aug 20:59
2018
@Mike7167 Me neither. I'm one of the few people in the country who can't stand Mary Bloody Berry. Paul Hollywood's a wanker n'all.
Tue 28 Aug 18:30
2018
@GMB Eat less, move more.
Tue 28 Aug 06:29
2018
@DeepStateExpose @StFinlay77 Not bothered who supports who, just a brilliant video.
Mon 27 Aug 13:11
2018
@mattletiss7 There are some really stupid scousers on Twitter. Put the decent ones to shame.
Sun 26 Aug 22:00
2018
@joelycett @Rose_Matafeo Wow, she must have really upset you at some point.
Sun 26 Aug 21:55
2018
@markdaniel1990 Everyone outside Ireland does this when he sings.
Sun 26 Aug 21:46
2018
@Lord_Sugar @claudelittner That is most definitely a smile on @claudelittner face. He can't deny it now!
Thu 23 Aug 23:15
2018
@fazza_red @mattletiss7 As if you are old enough to watch Barnes & McManaman in person. You're acting like a petulant teenager.
Thu 23 Aug 08:08
2018
@fazza_red @DirtyLeedsFC @mattletiss7 Thank you for proving my point.
Wed 22 Aug 23:35
2018
@DirtyLeedsFC @fazza_red @mattletiss7 16 is his IQ.
Wed 22 Aug 23:28
2018
@fazza_red @mattletiss7 Oh look, a dumb Liverpool fan. πŸ™„
Wed 22 Aug 23:27
2018
@MinoRaiola @paulpogba Shut up, you blood sucking wank stain. Paul Scholes is a legend, Pogba is hype and a haircut.
Tue 21 Aug 23:23
2018
@davidsting414 RIP Mr Bull. Hope you took out as many cunts as you could.
Tue 21 Aug 23:20
2018
@numpty_moan @nickurat @labourlewis That's how low this country has sunk. Fuckwit arguing over rice. Proper head mental.
Tue 21 Aug 15:19
2018
@RossMcCaff @Sfcbows Nope. Just nope.
Tue 21 Aug 10:23
2018
@claudelittner After the day I've had, I'm afraid so. 😣
Fri 17 Aug 22:56
2018
@claudelittner Is that you in the fish tank? If so, I'm impressed.
Fri 17 Aug 22:49
2018
@flakkyBanky @piersmorgan @iambhymbo Block or mute him then. It's not difficult.
Fri 17 Aug 15:46
2018
@bbcstrictly As a dancer or celeb? #neverheardofher
Thu 16 Aug 18:09
2018
@BBCSport Nope. I'm a grown adult.
Thu 16 Aug 18:07
2018
@RugbyBarrister @hydronavitas1 @brianmoore666 Twitter would be very, very quiet as well.
Tue 14 Aug 18:40
2018
@DTunstall55 @Nara_Hodge @SkyNews Wasn't he already on fire when he got a good kicking? I'm sure I read he was.
Tue 14 Aug 18:34
2018
@ColinHalpin4 @paddypower Well done Paddy. You caught a whopper here. 🎣
Tue 14 Aug 11:42
2018
@SaintSkipper5 Once our skipper, always our skipper.
Sun 12 Aug 10:56
2018
@TheTVGrump When you're 45, it's written in bullshit. πŸ€”πŸ˜£
Sat 11 Aug 22:08
2018
This sums up everything about football. https://t.co/Yc7z9zcVcj
Sat 11 Aug 20:56
2018
@Mike7167 Me too. Do the Sky Super 6 though, much easier.
Sat 11 Aug 08:10
2018
@StFinlay77 @SouthamptonFC @IngsDanny Good grief...😳
Thu 9 Aug 22:38
2018
@Gooner23_ @SkySportsPL Higher than West Ham will finish.
Thu 9 Aug 22:34
2018
@SaintRobinho86 Probably not the right striker!
Thu 9 Aug 21:11
2018
@EstrellaDammUK Already enjoyed quite a few! 🍺
Thu 9 Aug 21:08
2018
@FootballThen What a kit that was.
Thu 9 Aug 20:53
2018
He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming, Danny's coming home. #SaintsFC #DeadlineDay
Thu 9 Aug 20:50
2018
@JimWhite Fuck off, Jim.
Thu 9 Aug 08:35
2018
@secretsexpot You'll be harder to kidnap.
Wed 8 Aug 22:17
2018
@secretsexpot Cameltoe Snapper.
Wed 8 Aug 19:25
2018
@DelBoy_ofah I always reply "Alright, Trig" when someone says "Alright, Dave".
Wed 8 Aug 19:21
2018
@dominica52 @MasterChefUK @BBCOne He looks like John Peel these days!
Wed 8 Aug 19:11
2018
@adowning7 @MasterChefUK @BBCOne @MartinBayfield Looking forward to John and Gregg straining their necks looking up at him! #BigFella
Wed 8 Aug 19:10
2018
@DeborahDias1973 @MasterChefUK @BBCOne By the time she's finished tasting it, there'll be nothing left to dish up to the judges.
Wed 8 Aug 19:07
2018
@AnfieldAgenda You are everything that is wrong with modern football. Proper fans crave for a 3pm Saturday kick off… https://t.co/jNYcVvInD0
Wed 8 Aug 09:12
2018
@thecentretunnel @romsey_squib My first trip to Wembley.
Wed 8 Aug 07:37
2018
@BBCSport ...said former Liverpool player...
Wed 8 Aug 06:52
2018
@z3dster @piersmorgan @trumps_feed Neither did Piers.
Wed 8 Aug 06:32
2018
@90sPlayers I was honoured to watch him play for Saints. πŸ˜‚
Tue 7 Aug 22:00
2018
@SteveGrant1983 @suttonunited Booooo. C'mon Eastleigh!
Tue 7 Aug 20:52
2018
@piersmorgan And Michael Jackson's.
Tue 7 Aug 20:51
2018
@GeorgeTakei As long as Bill Cosby and Kevin Spaceys are next.
Tue 7 Aug 20:45
2018
@DavidC_LFC @JoeArsenal_ @aubamegun Mickey Mouse cup? Absolute weapon.
Tue 7 Aug 17:38
2018
@EstrellaDammUK My local has just started selling Estrella. 😍
Tue 7 Aug 15:25
2018
@iam_jlc Gretna Green Street. Wolf of Kirkwall Street. John O Groats Wick. #PutScotlandInAFilmOrSong
Tue 7 Aug 14:44
2018
@DaveGorman I much preferred him when he pretended to be a Welsh woman on The One Show.
Tue 7 Aug 12:40
2018
@radebe_alaw @g_lavZ82 @rickygervais You'll have to forgive him, he's a pompey fan. They're not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Mon 6 Aug 22:44
2018
@mattletiss7 B.J. It's a shame his dad didn't ask for one the night this muppet was conceived.
Sat 4 Aug 11:12
2018