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Kris
@KHall1992
Eastleigh FC fan- Non League Football, follower of Southampton FC and Borussia Dortmund- Women’s Football ⚽️ Darts 🎯 Cricket 🏏 MVG and Hampshire
Followers: 483
Following: 583
Total tweets sent: 6909
Member since: Thu 02 Dec 2010


Kris Latest Tweets

Scumbag! Bring back the death penalty... sicko https://t.co/Tgju7azHro
Wed 14 Nov 20:51
2018
@BBCSport Joke... put some money into non league, grassroots and the lower leagues of the women’s game rather than… https://t.co/AstHBXIQRg
Wed 14 Nov 20:34
2018
What a piss take... £5 million farewell gift to someone that’s earned stupid amounts already, how about actually pu… https://t.co/Ep7zngFbrx
Wed 14 Nov 20:31
2018
9 DART FINISH!!!! Take a bow Dimitri Van Den Bergh #GrandSlamOfDarts #9Darter
Wed 14 Nov 20:03
2018
What a match between Keegan Brown and Wesley Harms... incredible darts from both, shame one of them had to lose #GrandSlamOfDarts
Tue 13 Nov 20:44
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE 👏👏👏
Tue 13 Nov 07:28
2018
Pick it out 👏👏👏 https://t.co/fGgvCjoAJi
Tue 13 Nov 07:25
2018
Oh the good old days! I now tend to know them as fucked and more fucked 🤣🤣 https://t.co/6FOGU6eVMs
Tue 13 Nov 07:24
2018
What a tweet! 🤣🤣 https://t.co/25XhYiPaTY
Tue 13 Nov 07:19
2018
Still one of the best football chants ever 🤣🤣 https://t.co/lLk5C5bdHn
Mon 12 Nov 21:47
2018
Chant of the year! Fantastic https://t.co/H5cAdifnMP
Mon 12 Nov 19:50
2018
So true! Not sure why I bother https://t.co/100NU6NaD2
Mon 12 Nov 06:22
2018
@BBCMOTD No, there’s a crunching tackle and then there’s that, that is pure criminal that is, could easily of been… https://t.co/6B2OI049da
Sun 11 Nov 21:49
2018
Poor sod, really gotta feel for him, hasn’t had any luck whatsoever, and that one looked really nasty https://t.co/557s9e2H6n
Sun 11 Nov 21:41
2018
Fuck me that’s shocking, leg breaker... honestly think I’ve felt my knee break a little bit watching that 🤢🤢 https://t.co/50rafzBYbQ
Sun 11 Nov 21:06
2018
Can’t remember the last time I had a day where I just chilled out, working Monday to Friday and travelling here the… https://t.co/3QhAWhNnN4
Sun 11 Nov 21:01
2018
Actually can’t wait to travel up to @FCUnitedMcr in January... been wanting to get to a game up there for years...… https://t.co/BrPUJ72FiF
Sun 11 Nov 20:50
2018
@YMartinafooty @marieannespacey @l3savage Was a superb game to watch, you’ve got yourselves a hell of a team there.… https://t.co/5Wfl7CeZoX
Sun 11 Nov 19:43
2018
Chilled Sunday night watching the Grand Slam of Darts... perfect end to the weekend #GrandSlamOfDarts
Sun 11 Nov 19:17
2018
What a great game of football between @PooleTownLadies and @SouthamptonFC ladies... cracking effort from Poole Town… https://t.co/fe04zJU0Pg
Sun 11 Nov 17:00
2018
Every time I see that goal it gets more unbelievable that it’s not been given, and people are wondering why Charlie… https://t.co/pkm6bfarRo
Sat 10 Nov 23:37
2018
@bigeastleighfan No granted it’s a blatant penalty as well, but he not gonna argue about that is he 🤣🤣🤣
Sat 10 Nov 22:33
2018
Everyone slagging off Charlie Austin, for one he is completely spot on with what he is saying, and 2, he gets moane… https://t.co/NKM64tLe7j
Sat 10 Nov 22:29
2018
Absolutely spot on with what he said, no reason that goal should of been ruled out, but can guarantee he will end u… https://t.co/T7F24Axxsc
Sat 10 Nov 22:28
2018
Still buzzing from that Dortmund match! What a game
Sat 10 Nov 21:30
2018
GET IN THERE DORTMUND! What a game, what a comeback, that 3rd goal was something else, the battle from Jadon Sancho… https://t.co/D2jWGnwv7J
Sat 10 Nov 19:28
2018
Get innnnnn!!! What a pass and what a finish from Paco Alcacer! Now just see this through #BVB
Sat 10 Nov 19:05
2018
Get in there Marco Rues... what a bloody goal... COME ON DORTMUND
Sat 10 Nov 18:58
2018
1 home win in the calendar year... the words embarrassing and woeful don’t do it justice, absolutely disgraceful #SaintsFC
Sat 10 Nov 17:07
2018
Another cracking result for @FCUnitedMcr Neil Reynolds is doing a cracking job, new manager effect is taking shape.. GET IN #FCUM
Sat 10 Nov 16:52
2018
Nine years ago today, Germany goalkeeper Robert Enke died after battling depression since 2003. He was only 32 year… https://t.co/dS4djM7dLu
Sat 10 Nov 16:01
2018
OH GABBIADINI!!!! #SaintsFC
Sat 10 Nov 15:21
2018
Fair play, top sportsmanship https://t.co/NuK4GxkEqd
Sat 10 Nov 10:31
2018
Brilliant, fair play Dele Alli 👏👏 https://t.co/HU5PU8HZP0
Sat 10 Nov 08:21
2018
Well done @HaringeyBoroFC done yourself and non league proud, such a cruel blow to lose to a deflected shot in the… https://t.co/xHK7pmYvX1
Fri 9 Nov 21:50
2018
Amazing... R.I.P Vichai https://t.co/v8Pw5b3yHb
Fri 9 Nov 20:40
2018
That atmosphere at Bramall Lane is something else tonight
Fri 9 Nov 19:49
2018
Seen so many videos of Crewe away in the fa cup with @EastleighFC 3 years ago today... what a superb day that was,… https://t.co/2o6fgJ3hCe
Thu 8 Nov 22:11
2018
@MissYjw1 Yeah as places you want your ankle to be pointing, that isn’t one of them... genuinely nearly heaved when I saw that
Thu 8 Nov 21:38
2018
@MissYjw1 It’s either broken or he completely destroyed the ligaments, either way I think that will be him done for the season..
Thu 8 Nov 21:32
2018
@MissYjw1 Yup, looked like a completely nothing challenge, then they put the camera on him and you could see the di… https://t.co/tZqgtWzCXV
Thu 8 Nov 21:30
2018
@MissYjw1 Nearly threw up watching it, poor bloke... really do feel for him
Thu 8 Nov 21:28
2018
Really do feel for Danny Welbeck, doesn’t have much luck when it comes to injuries and that one tonight was horrifi… https://t.co/X9QYsQuFnM
Thu 8 Nov 21:28
2018
What a moment of darts that was https://t.co/ElitW0T12c
Thu 8 Nov 19:57
2018
Absolutely incredible well done @FoxInTheBox05 https://t.co/ZgetIZRDHS
Thu 8 Nov 06:34
2018
What a day that was! Insane away day, even made an appearance in that pic 🤣🤣 https://t.co/S8DI85tPUa
Wed 7 Nov 19:01
2018
@HollieAgombar Thought you might say that 🤣🤣
Wed 7 Nov 15:24
2018
So Ebbsfleet announce they have money issues, then within weeks Daryl McMahon jumps ship.... what a shock #MoneyGrabber
Wed 7 Nov 13:43
2018
@HollieAgombar What does? The Xmas shopping, or Lucie? Haha
Wed 7 Nov 13:41
2018
Couldn’t of said it better, you go for it girl, keep playing and keep putting them to shame #WomensFootball https://t.co/YpN01z2oHB
Tue 6 Nov 22:46
2018
Used to, not so much anymore https://t.co/fcE3MxlbNM
Tue 6 Nov 22:36
2018
Why do i care so much for people that give fuck all in return???
Tue 6 Nov 22:34
2018
If that don’t answer how Shite it’s been this season, nothing will https://t.co/6Kf3UQZklm
Tue 6 Nov 22:11
2018
@HollieAgombar You spelt Twat wrong 🤣
Tue 6 Nov 22:09
2018
After a few small sessions in the gym to build up some strength in my knee, it felt so good to be back for a decent… https://t.co/pf8B0zDNjD
Tue 6 Nov 19:30
2018
@HollieAgombar You’d just do it yourself instead haha
Tue 6 Nov 14:07
2018
@HollieAgombar Misread that, thought it was gonna be a hitman to kill me 🤣
Tue 6 Nov 14:03
2018
@HollieAgombar Would basically sum up the new stadium if that were to happen 🤣
Tue 6 Nov 13:56
2018
@HollieAgombar Will be when they drop it 🤣🤣
Tue 6 Nov 13:50
2018
Tue 6 Nov 13:49
2018
@strevs12 @EastleighFC Deserved the job Strevs, best of luck, looking forward to the rest of the season
Mon 5 Nov 21:42
2018
Ben Strevens Blue and White Army 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵 https://t.co/LBY8BzKQg0
Mon 5 Nov 16:07
2018
@HollieAgombar Don’t blame your parents... it’s all you 🤣
Mon 5 Nov 13:51
2018
@HollieAgombar Truths coming out now 🤣🤣 it’s too late just admit it 🤣
Mon 5 Nov 13:49
2018
@HollieAgombar Always knew you were a secret saints fan 🤪🤪🤣🤣
Mon 5 Nov 13:45
2018
So so true 😔😔 https://t.co/UFWXU5tQyv
Sun 4 Nov 22:46
2018
@binboy92 Maybe if the man who saved us from relegation last season was given a decent chance in the team he wouldn… https://t.co/gKXsusY3FY
Sun 4 Nov 21:22
2018
@binboy92 Worse than what they’ve put up today? I’m not even sure that’s possible, the club as a whole from top to… https://t.co/o9C9c0waIl
Sun 4 Nov 21:06
2018
@binboy92 Well he can’t be any worse than the crap we’ve got playing atm... it’s bloody ridiculously embarrassing
Sun 4 Nov 20:57
2018
Take note @SouthamptonFC that’s how you bloody defend https://t.co/P43dtssE65
Sun 4 Nov 20:47
2018
@Laurenedmunds3 @SouthamptonFC I’m surprised the City players actually managed to pass the ball without laughing, t… https://t.co/Vn0885rOtr
Sun 4 Nov 20:31
2018
@Laurenedmunds3 @SouthamptonFC I was at football this afternoon, every time I checked the score, there was another… https://t.co/uW1QdbHq5s
Sun 4 Nov 20:27
2018
@Laurenedmunds3 @SouthamptonFC Well if I was playing I wouldn’t of got 3 steps cos they would of both kicked the li… https://t.co/RUEaRNG62k
Sun 4 Nov 20:24
2018
@Dylan_byres77 Funny that 🤣🤣 god knows why we both thought that 🤣
Sun 4 Nov 20:23
2018
@Dylan_byres77 Wouldn’t need to be paige, she’d fall over her own foot 🤣🤣
Sun 4 Nov 20:22
2018
@Dylan_byres77 Whose your target tho? 🤣🤣
Sun 4 Nov 20:21
2018
@Dylan_byres77 That will be you next time we end up in a adults vs kids game with the girls haha
Sun 4 Nov 20:20
2018
@Dylan_byres77 You maybe, not me.... my knee would fall off if I even got to that speed to make the tackle 🤣🤣
Sun 4 Nov 20:18
2018
@Dylan_byres77 It’s the fact he just gets back up! Quality
Sun 4 Nov 20:16
2018
@bswatridge @SouthamptonFC It was the same last season, every time there was a bad result, it was only PEH, one int… https://t.co/h1tlFoVleF
Sun 4 Nov 20:16
2018
@Dylan_byres77 If that was the premier league he’d still be rolling and the tackler would be looking at a 10 game b… https://t.co/uPH0MW0JEx
Sun 4 Nov 20:15
2018
@SouthamptonFC Why is he the only one that ever speaks after a crap game, no one else bothers.... give this man the captaincy...
Sun 4 Nov 20:04
2018
Yet again! The one player that comes out and does an interview after another shite performance... why is it always… https://t.co/DlATBVuflH
Sun 4 Nov 19:43
2018
@Amydylan2007 Maybe not, but the selections are ridiculous, how can you play a striker that has scored 1 goal in 49… https://t.co/EHxLhtRlhE
Sun 4 Nov 19:31
2018
One video to sum up @SouthamptonFC absolute embarrassment https://t.co/NflmUlpyf8
Sun 4 Nov 17:50
2018
A striker that’s scored 1 goal in 49 games starts ahead of the man that single handedly kept this club in the premi… https://t.co/HVztvvNG6z
Sun 4 Nov 17:31
2018
Regardless that its Man City away.... that is absolutely embarrassing... Ralph Krueger, Les Reed and Mark Hughes, g… https://t.co/550ebKE0cp
Sun 4 Nov 17:20
2018
Even the BBC are taking the piss... get the fuck out of this club, every single one of the board https://t.co/SslBpplC9K
Sun 4 Nov 15:27
2018
Wonder how many #SaintsFC fans have walked out already
Sun 4 Nov 15:20
2018
@lake_wayne Nah in my opinion he can be lethal if he is given a good run, crosses and free kicks can be vital
Sun 4 Nov 14:47
2018
@ArthurCogger More than we’ve had in recent games tho... take any chances we can get at the moment
Sun 4 Nov 14:41
2018
Finally he’s given James Ward Prowse a chance... #SaintsFC
Sun 4 Nov 14:36
2018
Sunday’s are meant for women’s football... another road trip it is #WomensFootball
Sun 4 Nov 10:37
2018
Sun 4 Nov 07:20
2018
What a superb entrance... insane atmosphere https://t.co/16JhzTi6eR
Sat 3 Nov 22:55
2018
@flexman_kellie @NMTLADIESFC Was a superb touch from you guys and was a decent game to watch... thanks again
Sat 3 Nov 22:19
2018
Beautiful video... absolutely amazing https://t.co/k6IUntaYbp
Sat 3 Nov 19:40
2018
Late goals are all well and good when you on the right end of it. Absolute heartbreak today, deserved all 3 points,… https://t.co/JYmExRzzdu
Sat 3 Nov 17:41
2018
How have we not won that! Absolutely superb performance all round, conceding that late feels like a lose.. one of t… https://t.co/Ytl6guYRJP
Sat 3 Nov 16:55
2018
Great morning down at @NMTLADIESFC what a great setup and a fantastic gesture to lay on food for the Eastleigh girl… https://t.co/1T0GGRb2Em
Sat 3 Nov 13:12
2018
Not gonna see a better goal line clearance...,. Ever... absolutely insane stuff https://t.co/cdy2WJeQAA
Fri 2 Nov 21:27
2018
What an entirely shit day that was 😢😢😢
Fri 2 Nov 21:01
2018
So many people need to realise this... the term “man up” is the most unhelpful phrase possible.... https://t.co/jAxxNtOfTr
Fri 2 Nov 06:20
2018
#Ambulance what a programme, really goes to show what incredible people the NHS staff are and what a superb job they do!
Thu 1 Nov 21:53
2018
@saintylgirl1972 Thanks, just done with being taken for a mug by “friends” Thanks x
Thu 1 Nov 19:36
2018
Can’t be arsed with all this shit now! Things have got to change... too many time wasters and fake friends
Thu 1 Nov 19:33
2018
Need to set up round 2 of FootGolf very soon!
Thu 1 Nov 18:12
2018
COCK!! 🤣🤣 https://t.co/0m8eXHPnAX
Thu 1 Nov 15:19
2018
@ChelleBradbury Thanks x
Thu 1 Nov 07:26
2018
R.I.P Kevin Dixon.. truly a wonderful man... gone far far too soon 😢😢
Thu 1 Nov 07:12
2018
Wanting to talk about what’s on your mind, finally figuring out in your head what and how to say it, then the reali… https://t.co/Nv9BrBFnSP
Wed 31 Oct 23:15
2018
@CandCFundraise Do what you’ve gotta do for yourself Chloe... you’ve been an amazing help to many people including… https://t.co/wrZk7fQwM0
Wed 31 Oct 23:09
2018
Insane, can’t wait to experience this https://t.co/XeoKVCgicE
Wed 31 Oct 20:44
2018
God id love to see Frank Lampard’s Derby County dump out Chelsea tonight
Wed 31 Oct 19:43
2018
To the guy dressed all in black stood on the street corner in west end village, who you can’t see until he is in th… https://t.co/jOoRcNNfjg
Wed 31 Oct 18:25
2018
Wed 31 Oct 06:27
2018
This cold weather is well and truly fucking my knee 😩😩😩
Tue 30 Oct 13:49
2018
That Wembley pitch is actually embarrassing... the ENGLISH National stadium and we’re playing NFL on it ahead of fo… https://t.co/9ei5tjDkYE
Mon 29 Oct 21:24
2018
Please make this happen... what a laugh that would be https://t.co/6Qeedw9zgi
Mon 29 Oct 21:18
2018
@HollieAgombar Can i just clear something up, as I’m not sure whether you like Sissoko or not??? 🤣🤪🤣
Mon 29 Oct 21:01
2018
Heartbreaking to watch 😢😢💔💔 https://t.co/Tm5Q5JivY0
Mon 29 Oct 18:17
2018
R.I.P Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha, the man who brought the biggest ever shock in premier league history when Leicester… https://t.co/nBUtuC22Eh
Mon 29 Oct 06:15
2018
R.I.P 😢😢😢 https://t.co/x3DrU2lUby
Sun 28 Oct 22:01
2018
@CandCFundraise Thank you so so much x
Sun 28 Oct 21:50
2018
@CandCFundraise It’s me that should be saying thanks... helped me in some way?? I don’t think you realised how much… https://t.co/EgDj8Ci1oq
Sun 28 Oct 21:49
2018
@CandCFundraise Absolutely amazing Chloe... truly such an inspiration person, Leeds to London, such an achievement.… https://t.co/YA9kHTzOH1
Sun 28 Oct 21:45
2018
Sun 28 Oct 20:33
2018
Such a sad video 😢😢 very difficult to watch https://t.co/lnXflnNBdF
Sun 28 Oct 20:31
2018
I know I’m not exactly the fittest of people around but Christ I didn’t realise how much running the line for… https://t.co/o57bMCenfD
Sun 28 Oct 18:16
2018
Seriously what is wrong with some people, writing some sick and vile tweets about Glenn Hoodle and the Leicester in… https://t.co/pVu8wCMiE6
Sun 28 Oct 11:02
2018
Sun 28 Oct 09:58
2018
@HollieAgombar It’s alright I’ll bet on Man City! Your sorted then haha 🤣 thanks
Sun 28 Oct 09:53
2018
@HollieAgombar Hopefully you do better that spurs will tomorrow night 🤪🤪 let me know you next load of fixtures and… https://t.co/ZV5XTf45hE
Sun 28 Oct 09:51
2018
@HollieAgombar Good luck, who you playing?
Sun 28 Oct 09:49
2018
Disgusting tweet, nothing been confirmed, what a sick human being to come out with such a horrible tweet..... show… https://t.co/J0rspCjpjL
Sat 27 Oct 22:48
2018
What a horrific day for football 😔😔😔 https://t.co/Y85uwkblVz
Sat 27 Oct 22:34
2018
@Steakhouse27 Yeah it’s not bad haha
Sat 27 Oct 22:02
2018
Thoughts go out to everyone involved at the horrific incident at the King Power Stadium tonight 🙏🙏🙏
Sat 27 Oct 21:37
2018
🙏🙏🙏 #LCFC
Sat 27 Oct 21:20
2018
Shame about the result for Dortmund today but still 2 points clear at the top and another 2 goals for @Sanchooo10 what a player 👏👏👏
Sat 27 Oct 20:39
2018
@BlakeEfc That don’t bother me
Sat 27 Oct 20:31
2018
Cracking afternoon in Newbury playing Pool, a superb laugh, topped off with Eastleigh winning and finally winning a… https://t.co/B4k7yQJ4JT
Sat 27 Oct 20:04
2018
GET IN THERE @EastleighFC
Sat 27 Oct 17:03
2018
@Ian_Wilding1 @EastleighFC @solentsport Is it a tad cold up there?
Sat 27 Oct 12:52
2018
Credit where it’s due, Steve West has just properly shown MVG up there, played some incredible darts
Fri 26 Oct 22:44
2018
@chloe_bellerby Good luck Chloe x
Fri 26 Oct 22:31
2018
Fri 26 Oct 13:04
2018
🤣🤣 there’s always one 🤣🤣 https://t.co/bItSGNRKE9
Thu 25 Oct 22:04
2018
Genius defending https://t.co/vDrUMDG5u2
Thu 25 Oct 16:49
2018
My god aren’t Atletico Madrid a stroppy lot that really can’t handle losing... also nice to see Diego Costa is stil… https://t.co/DzKbedzQxM
Wed 24 Oct 22:00
2018
What a performance 4-0 against an immensely strong Atletico team, all with no Alcacer, Kagawa, Schmelzer, Weigl an… https://t.co/eeoQOeWhPb
Wed 24 Oct 21:57
2018
Jadon Sancho does it again! What a player this lad it
Wed 24 Oct 21:46
2018
Signal Iduna Park is rocking now!! Get in there Dortmund @BVB
Wed 24 Oct 21:36
2018
Frank Lampard has got Derby County playing some incredible football #DCFC
Wed 24 Oct 21:32
2018
Some cracking goals Derby County are scoring tonight #DCFC
Wed 24 Oct 21:12
2018
What a first half performance from @BVB What a play Achraf Hakimi looks... 19 years of age, what a career he could have playing like this
Wed 24 Oct 20:53
2018
Wed 24 Oct 20:05
2018
@HollieAgombar Thing is if I bet against spurs... you will bloody win
Wed 24 Oct 20:00
2018
@HollieAgombar I’m starting to ask myself that! More chance betting on bloody saints
Wed 24 Oct 19:58
2018
Yet again, Tottenham fuck up my accumulator... just sod off
Wed 24 Oct 19:48
2018
Oh fuck off Tottenham FFS
Wed 24 Oct 19:40
2018
What has happened to Hugo Lloris? Normally so reliable but just lately been a liability
Wed 24 Oct 19:34
2018
Wed 24 Oct 17:51
2018
That’s gotta be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen on the back of a football shirt https://t.co/nK983WfryZ
Tue 23 Oct 21:49
2018
@Laurenedmunds3 @Eastleigh_Acad @EastleighFC Fair play to them. Answers our question as who it would be haha
Tue 23 Oct 19:08
2018
@Laurenedmunds3 @Eastleigh_Acad @EastleighFC Did she enjoy it?
Tue 23 Oct 19:06
2018
@Eastleigh_Acad @EastleighFC @Laurenedmunds3
Tue 23 Oct 18:11
2018
@APBradders @SHCFA What a superb gesture... massive respect to him and wish a speedy recovery to your keeper...
Tue 23 Oct 10:21
2018
Absolute class gesture... fair play to that ref! The game needs more people like him https://t.co/ZctFG49Cz7
Tue 23 Oct 10:14
2018