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Kris
@KHall1992
Eastleigh FC fan- Non League Football, follower of Southampton FC and Borussia Dortmund- Women’s Football ⚽️ Darts 🎯 Cricket 🏏 MVG and Hampshire
Followers: 423
Following: 666
Total tweets sent: 6414
Member since: Thu 02 Dec 2010


Kris Latest Tweets

Never seen a tweet more accurate in my life https://t.co/AM2IMnDSEG
Tue 18 Sep 20:42
2018
@blondiesaint Absolutely spot on, last season there was one time in particular, can’t remember who it was against.… https://t.co/dQZDwL2FJn
Tue 18 Sep 18:09
2018
So it’s obvious the Italian FA are as gutless and spineless as the English FA then... 4 game ban for head butting,… https://t.co/plT0y76Mpr
Tue 18 Sep 18:00
2018
@blondiesaint Well exactly, PEH all last season when it was looking like we were going down. He was the only one th… https://t.co/JT7RJ4kZ4M
Tue 18 Sep 17:57
2018
@craigwilso1969 @holtham_paul Done 🤣🤣
Tue 18 Sep 16:58
2018
@craigwilso1969 @holtham_paul Well I’ve made it in your programme twice now, I should be the chairman
Tue 18 Sep 16:55
2018
@craigwilso1969 The amount of United fans in Southampton is embarrassing 🤣🤣
Tue 18 Sep 16:50
2018
Only good thing I can take from the match last night is that Glenn Murray’s equaliser won me £65 🤣🤣
Tue 18 Sep 06:49
2018
Why is it when #SaintsFC screw a game up from a winning position or play shockingly poor, there is only ever one pl… https://t.co/6IMP1Uu3gQ
Tue 18 Sep 06:41
2018
How is this Breaking News.... this is just everyday shit from Jack Wilshere now 🤣🤣 https://t.co/DMK38jZBvu
Mon 17 Sep 22:26
2018
Why can we not hold on to a fucking lead 😡😡😡😡😡 #SaintsFC
Mon 17 Sep 21:51
2018
He’s one of our own He’s one of our own Danny Ings He’s one of our own 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴 #SaintsFC
Mon 17 Sep 21:22
2018
Looks bloody brilliant #SaintsFC https://t.co/0Q0EDVqoXA
Mon 17 Sep 20:44
2018
That tackle from Wesley Hoedt was a superb as the Hojbjerg goal... absolutely incredible last ditch challenge #SOUBHA
Mon 17 Sep 20:40
2018
What a strike Pierre Emile Hojbjerg 👏👏👏 #SaintsFC
Mon 17 Sep 20:35
2018
Just love seeing all the abuse aimed at saints from the glory hunting fans that live in Southampton but support Uni… https://t.co/YgtJPf74CE
Mon 17 Sep 20:17
2018
Great day on the Isle of Wight for football, cracking performance from @EastleighLFC against a very physical oppone… https://t.co/SG6aRWTBv1
Sun 16 Sep 20:05
2018
So glad Sky Sports have given a job to @AlexScott least we’ve got someone that knows what she is talking about now
Sun 16 Sep 19:29
2018
Sun 16 Sep 19:21
2018
Still no where near bored of watching this, the scenes in our house when that hit the net, surprised the roof staye… https://t.co/aSmP8UvMI4
Sun 16 Sep 19:12
2018
Can’t wait to get over there for a match, to be part of that Yellow Wall would be an immense feeling #BVB https://t.co/eCaynfh3tA
Sun 16 Sep 18:51
2018
The reason I love non league football... moments like these, limbs everywhere https://t.co/6TxGoZfirV
Sun 16 Sep 18:46
2018
So not only has Douglas Costa spat in the mouth of an opponent, he has also, heatbutted, elbowed and put in a late… https://t.co/FQS3hSiVjD
Sun 16 Sep 18:06
2018
Douglas Costa has gotta be facing a hefty ban and fine for that today... absolutely disgraceful behaviour
Sun 16 Sep 17:50
2018
Disgraceful, absolutely appalling https://t.co/zdvbohSuQX
Sun 16 Sep 16:21
2018
Long day ahead, the things I do for football... #AwayDays #WomensFootball
Sun 16 Sep 08:13
2018
@chloe_bellerby Well done Chloe x
Sat 15 Sep 22:08
2018
@spitfiremike81 @BTFC @TheNationalLge Quality 🤣🤣 then reinstated 2 hours later
Sat 15 Sep 18:32
2018
@spitfiremike81 @BTFC @TheNationalLge Tragic
Sat 15 Sep 18:05
2018
What a finish from Paco Alcacer 👏👏 and what a player Jadon Sancho is turning in to.. real star of the future for En… https://t.co/DdHqIeiIvC
Fri 14 Sep 21:36
2018
Get in, great result #BVB https://t.co/UO5zyfIWz7
Fri 14 Sep 21:29
2018
Swear some people must think I’m so thick.. make it look so obvious that you only wanna speak when you either want… https://t.co/zqhDPAEtvw
Thu 13 Sep 23:05
2018
Love that reaction #NonLeague #FACup https://t.co/ZBB2oPV5vl
Thu 13 Sep 19:35
2018
@HollieAgombar Slightly more polite than I thought it was gonna be tbh 🤣
Thu 13 Sep 18:35
2018
@HollieAgombar 3 🤣
Thu 13 Sep 18:29
2018
If that is true then Farnborough FC you should be ashamed of yourself... disgraceful way to respond... best of luck… https://t.co/Z2Wo6jJOXD
Thu 13 Sep 17:18
2018
Wed 12 Sep 21:49
2018
Where to get this weekends football fix from? 🤔🤔🤔 can’t go a whole weekend with no football #NonLeagueFootball #WomensFootball
Wed 12 Sep 20:01
2018
Can this club become more of a laughing stock? The man is an absolute joke, how is he even allowed to run a footbal… https://t.co/HyAxc9EpSW
Wed 12 Sep 19:47
2018
Trip to the Isle of Wight Sunday or not?? 🤔🤔🤔
Wed 12 Sep 08:33
2018
All back to square 1 again.. give up now, can’t be arsed with it all
Wed 12 Sep 07:51
2018
Southgate you’re the one You still turn me on Footballs coming home again After hearing this for about 55 minutes… https://t.co/OocJzYftv5
Tue 11 Sep 21:11
2018
The atmosphere for England games is so much better when not played at Wembley
Tue 11 Sep 21:02
2018
Hearing “Southgate your the one” blaring around the King Power tonight is bringing so many memories back from the World Cup #ENGvsSwi
Tue 11 Sep 20:02
2018
@lisher13 Maybe he don’t fit there style of play, he knows where the net is, something we’re clearly struggling with
Tue 11 Sep 19:02
2018
Gozie Ugwu made available by chesterfield on a free, please Eastleigh... get him in... decent goal scorer
Tue 11 Sep 17:59
2018
@SkySportsNews @Macdoodle
Tue 11 Sep 13:59
2018
Even in the wrong for doing what’s best for Paige now... I completely give up, there is no point anymore 😡😡😡
Mon 10 Sep 22:18
2018
@bigeastleighfan I would like to of gone but for one she is far more important and 2 with the state my knee is in,… https://t.co/N6KZG8YtHi
Mon 10 Sep 21:59
2018
@bigeastleighfan No mate, little one should be playing Saturday morning so I’ll be there
Mon 10 Sep 21:57
2018
Already can’t wait for this weekend, Saturday already has the makings of a great day
Mon 10 Sep 21:48
2018
Just feel like giving up with some people, can’t win either way... pointless trying anymore
Mon 10 Sep 21:08
2018
Please speak up! It’s okay to talk...don’t drown yourself in your own misery and mindset. You have nothing to be as… https://t.co/H2sBmyXx8c
Mon 10 Sep 18:19
2018
Spine tingling moment. An absolute cricketing legend, fantastic way to end a superb career... and a show of class f… https://t.co/PtHF0XuKHW
Mon 10 Sep 18:08
2018
Why’s everyone getting excited about Harry Maguire signing a new deal with Leicester, all that means is it’s gonna… https://t.co/HSHX7ZV6BE
Sun 9 Sep 22:12
2018
Absolute joke, ref didn’t blow for the free kick until the ball hits the net, and De Gea only fakes injury when the… https://t.co/kbSsW2Eh24
Sun 9 Sep 22:06
2018
Don’t think I’ll ever get bored of watching this... #Moron https://t.co/n0WLPtryql
Sun 9 Sep 21:52
2018
Another attention seeking Publicity stunt then, absolute circus club... bloke is a cretin https://t.co/2Ww77nagj9
Sun 9 Sep 19:30
2018
@MollyShep Happy birthday x
Sun 9 Sep 07:05
2018
Seeing/hearing something that absolutely breaks you inside, knowing that you can’t do anything to help someone when… https://t.co/KXgMxjgDjY
Sat 8 Sep 23:57
2018
Nice to know where you really stand with some people who claim to be a friend and care about you... only wanna be f… https://t.co/rrNmXrXqCR
Sat 8 Sep 22:38
2018
@Amydylan2007 Exactly, I don’t get the reasoning behind this tournament, they tried explaining it on Sky Sports and… https://t.co/hvLDljRV3z
Sat 8 Sep 22:20
2018
@Amydylan2007 i genuinely think someone would of still moaned had we won the World Cup.. we’re playing decent footb… https://t.co/jWGe3ceb4G
Sat 8 Sep 22:17
2018
@Amydylan2007 Keepers get far too much protection, and that’s coming from someone who played all my life in goal ha… https://t.co/CfK5ReUit8
Sat 8 Sep 21:48
2018
@Amydylan2007 Yeah I know but he ruled out a perfectly good goal against us so he is a cheating bastard now 🤣🤣
Sat 8 Sep 21:47
2018
Sod off ref you cheating bastard
Sat 8 Sep 21:43
2018
Bullshit is that a foul, De Gea dropped the bloody ball on Welbeck’s head... he fucked up then faked injury, great refereeing as ever
Sat 8 Sep 21:42
2018
Sat 8 Sep 21:36
2018
Superb tackle from John Stones, how is that possibly a foul and a yellow card #EngEsp
Sat 8 Sep 21:08
2018
@craigwilso1969 @EastleighFC @wicket2018 Buzzing for it, can’t wait, game was shocking but was worth the day just s… https://t.co/OgFMXUqVXH
Sat 8 Sep 21:04
2018
@JAYD_1988 @spitfiremike81
Sat 8 Sep 21:02
2018
Really gotta feel for Luke Shaw, battles back from a horrific leg break, finally gets back playing regular football… https://t.co/kSWN8thqYU
Sat 8 Sep 20:58
2018
Fuck that looked nasty for Luke Shaw
Sat 8 Sep 20:50
2018
Sat 8 Sep 20:40
2018
@steviet36 Be prepared for a week of shit now after the shit you gave me last week 🤣🤣
Sat 8 Sep 19:59
2018
What a ball from Luke Shaw... decent start, come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ENGESP
Sat 8 Sep 19:58
2018
@steviet36 Why did Rushden lose today???
Sat 8 Sep 19:56
2018
@katdenham2014 Oh I am don’t worry, not chasing anyone anymore, am sure these people will come crawling back when they need something off me
Sat 8 Sep 19:33
2018
@katdenham2014 Tbh I just get used to it now, seems to be a daily occurrence now, so many people I considered frien… https://t.co/0wHmpnlEgR
Sat 8 Sep 19:31
2018
@katdenham2014 Oh I have done now, given up trying with some people, no matter what I do I end up getting hurt so e… https://t.co/XApw1ZNv2J
Sat 8 Sep 19:29
2018
Story of my life for the last 6 months really 😔 https://t.co/RR4COpvK36
Sat 8 Sep 19:09
2018
@AFCFYLDE They are an absolute credit to your club, lovely bunch of fans
Sat 8 Sep 18:30
2018
Pretty boring game today but such a good laugh yet again with the @AFCFYLDE fans... top bunch, safe trip home guys
Sat 8 Sep 17:54
2018
@steviet36 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sat 8 Sep 17:04
2018
Safe trip to all the @AFCFYLDE fans making there way to Eastleigh today
Sat 8 Sep 08:20
2018
Good luck to @wincityfc and @a_stoneham today in the FA Cup, do the local non leaguers proud #FACup #NonLeague
Sat 8 Sep 08:03
2018
Sat 8 Sep 07:21
2018
@steviet36 @AFCRD Yeah but we love work
Sat 8 Sep 07:21
2018
Coming up to a year since I completely screwed my knee up at football, and I honestly don’t think I’ve had a decent… https://t.co/p5BXlmv1DP
Fri 7 Sep 21:56
2018
Some people need to realise this, even tho it’s normally me in the wrong somehow https://t.co/WY6C6gtm3c
Fri 7 Sep 21:43
2018
Fridays don’t feel the same when you’ve gotta work Saturday mornings... should be illegal
Fri 7 Sep 21:39
2018
Love it, beautiful reaction #Legend https://t.co/AbXod6vqmf
Fri 7 Sep 19:57
2018
@LukeLambert90 @BTFC @hemelfc @BlakeEfc
Thu 6 Sep 20:46
2018
Another attention seeking publicity stunt... the man is a joke.. nothing surprises me with him anymore https://t.co/oMv4CT9kwJ
Thu 6 Sep 20:46
2018
@steviet36 It makes no sense to me at all
Thu 6 Sep 19:56
2018
Love that Sky Sports have just cleared up the UEFA Nations League... Ive still got no fucking idea how it all works 🤣🤣
Thu 6 Sep 19:08
2018
Have seen so many video flashbacks to the World Cup, it’s bringing back some superb memories, genuinely think we’d… https://t.co/WiYodvyry0
Thu 6 Sep 18:01
2018
@Reeves1Zena It’s incredible isn’t it, so many goosebumps watching it, so many great memories
Thu 6 Sep 17:43
2018
Goosebumps watching that https://t.co/E3pVUohR5Z
Thu 6 Sep 13:48
2018
He has gone full football manager with this tactic https://t.co/443mK6LkTq
Thu 6 Sep 07:21
2018
Another incredible gesture. The game needs more people like him. But yet still people won’t have a good word to say… https://t.co/XIWjSt6Qm7
Wed 5 Sep 22:43
2018
@KieranWilson2 Keep ya chin up bud, easy to say I know, incredible fight the other night... you coming down to Eastleigh Saturday?
Wed 5 Sep 22:15
2018
@JoSaintsJo Spot on, time to think of myself for a change
Wed 5 Sep 18:28
2018
For once I’m doing something that’s right for myself and not worrying what others think... first time that’s happened for a while
Wed 5 Sep 17:55
2018
Seriously who sorts this out for Sky Sports, only got 2 players in the right position and one of them is the keeper https://t.co/dJhlcnS310
Tue 4 Sep 20:26
2018
Massive thanks to the prick driving with his high beam on!!! Didn’t wanna see where I was going anyway.. #NobHead
Mon 3 Sep 19:50
2018
@hantswomans @SSEWomensFACup @SwindonSpits67 @SouthamptonFC @NMTLADIESFC @SaintsGLFC @WaspsWomenSFC @RWBTFChttps://t.co/aRljmg5mlU
Mon 3 Sep 17:52
2018
Tempted with the Brazil match 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/jLI9wlvIiM
Mon 3 Sep 13:39
2018
What a performance today from @EastleighLFC boiling conditions, only 10 players due to illness, others struggling a… https://t.co/LbJyfvbfHU
Sun 2 Sep 18:55
2018
Best of luck to @PooleTownLadies today against Watford... gutted I can’t be there to watch... #WomensFootball
Sun 2 Sep 09:31
2018
@Neilyhall8 Yeah alright fair play 🤣🤣
Sat 1 Sep 22:51
2018
Joe Gomez, Trent Alexander Arnold, Phil Foden, Jadon Sancho, Dominic Solanke, Jack Grealish, Ryan Sessegnon... Jesu… https://t.co/S52De1duP8
Sat 1 Sep 22:37
2018
So accurate 🤣🤣 https://t.co/qkrXEuoZdR
Sat 1 Sep 22:28
2018
@gurney_jeffery Yeah without a doubt credit to those who did go, fair play to them... just a shame the players clea… https://t.co/J2G3CbRhD2
Sat 1 Sep 21:42
2018
So true 😔😔😔 https://t.co/C20p1IuImp
Sat 1 Sep 20:33
2018
Cracking game of football this afternoon between @wincityfc and @MELKSHAMTOWNFC today, great fight and spirit from… https://t.co/xr5sPShdAn
Sat 1 Sep 17:35
2018
So glad I didn’t bother making the trip to Harrogate, but by the sounds of it the players didn’t bother either #LongSeason
Sat 1 Sep 16:47
2018
Sure I’ve heard this so many times this season already https://t.co/SpfGb9UKYU
Sat 1 Sep 15:59
2018
Christmas stuff in the shops already? September 1st... do sod off
Sat 1 Sep 12:40
2018
Absolutely love that https://t.co/AAyh8Et01X
Sat 1 Sep 12:08
2018
Couldn’t make Harrogate away today so @wincityfc is it for me and Paige today
Sat 1 Sep 11:20
2018
Sat 1 Sep 10:00
2018
We are going to France Say we are going to France https://t.co/s5Q80XD9Gh
Fri 31 Aug 23:10
2018
Not gonna lie, wasn’t entirely sure when we gave the job to Phil Neville with next to no managerial experience, but… https://t.co/Yp5VrSYzjZ
Fri 31 Aug 21:40
2018
What a performance from the @Lionesses superb football throughout... maybe people will start to open their eyes up… https://t.co/kgn5Hu3upP
Fri 31 Aug 21:37
2018
Can’t wait to get to some @FAWSL matches this season with Paige ⚽️❤️ #WomensFootball #UncleNieceTime
Fri 31 Aug 21:25
2018
My god if anyone has deserved a goal tonight it’s Nikita Parris! Get in ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿… https://t.co/HAcUOdVcxA
Fri 31 Aug 21:10
2018
What a header! COME ON #Lionesses
Fri 31 Aug 21:00
2018
Get in there Toni Duggan! Come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #Lionesses
Fri 31 Aug 20:58
2018
How are they questioning whether it was a penalty or not.. Karen Bardsley clearly got her hand on the ball. Great keeping #Lionesses
Fri 31 Aug 20:35
2018
Decent first half... now let’s push on second half... come on England #Lionesses
Fri 31 Aug 20:31
2018
Finally.. need to be getting that #SaintsFC https://t.co/gQPTYA03ra
Fri 31 Aug 16:06
2018
Fri 31 Aug 13:59
2018
@frankirby @Lionesses @BBCTwo @nikefootball Good luck tonight
Fri 31 Aug 12:59
2018
@tomgreaves85 @FCUnitedMcr @hydeunited Best of luck Tom.. Hyde United have got themselves an incredible player..
Fri 31 Aug 12:32
2018
It’s finally happened, after so many setbacks in the last few months... we have finally managed to get dad out the… https://t.co/yXLRvoNI8K
Fri 31 Aug 10:47
2018
Can always tell when there’s a big England women’s football match on.... cos the moronic idiots make an appearance… https://t.co/rT6xB1iD0Q
Fri 31 Aug 09:23
2018
Some people really need to take this into account.... idiotic “advice” https://t.co/C75BGiJRu6
Thu 30 Aug 22:35
2018
So harsh on Burnley, never do they deserve to be losing this, they’ve played unbelievably tonight, just wouldn’t ru… https://t.co/2mOXQ88qkJ
Thu 30 Aug 21:26
2018
Dwight McNeil for Burnley looks one hell of a player, superb debut from him
Thu 30 Aug 21:20
2018
Probably gonna jinx it by saying this but thought the referee in the Burnley match tonight has been absolutely supe… https://t.co/CAXSDYPBBR
Thu 30 Aug 20:39
2018
That Champions League draw has set up some incredible ties. Group A, Group B and Group H are insane! #UCLDraw
Thu 30 Aug 18:09
2018
It’s arguably one of the biggest and most exciting competitions in world football... so how the hell do the managed… https://t.co/1KDc7yMkat
Thu 30 Aug 17:23
2018
Please make it happen that we get the women’s 2021 European Championship in England 🤞🤞 would be immense
Wed 29 Aug 22:02
2018
@g_kane_ @Trevorlloyd92 👏👏👏
Wed 29 Aug 20:05
2018
@AscotLadiesFC @EastleighLFC Was a decent game to watch, Ascot are a very well set up team and played some brillian… https://t.co/32HoSVbs52
Wed 29 Aug 11:14
2018
The amount of dirty looks I’ve got walking round Tesco’s this morning cos I’m wearing an Eastleigh shirt... it’s not bloody Pompey ffs 🤣🤣
Wed 29 Aug 10:46
2018
Tue 28 Aug 23:37
2018
Tue 28 Aug 23:30
2018
Absolutely gutted to see @tomgreaves85 leave F.C. United... a legend as a player, captain and manager...
Tue 28 Aug 23:25
2018
@tomgreaves85 Im not a fan but a follower of F.C., have a massive soft spot for this club and an truly gutted to se… https://t.co/EOMi1NaAng
Tue 28 Aug 23:24
2018
Motorway drives at night are just so relaxing... great way to take your mind off all the shit
Tue 28 Aug 23:03
2018
@MickGeddes I really do but I’ve got Paige and it’s gonna cost so much haha
Tue 28 Aug 18:30
2018
@nutley_simon 🤣🤣🤣 thing is I really do wanna go.... but I can’t go and not take Paige with me
Tue 28 Aug 16:24
2018
@nutley_simon If it’s the same as yday then 100% it will be, but no it’s the amount it’s gonna cost for me and Paig… https://t.co/ccdCVkkviO
Tue 28 Aug 16:21
2018
So basically he’s saying he is only willing to play for his country when we’re doing well and have a chance of winn… https://t.co/zmPMiZpjbb
Tue 28 Aug 16:17
2018
Really can’t decide if I go to Harrogate or not Saturday #AwayDays
Tue 28 Aug 15:29
2018
@Ian_Wilding1 The same as what every one else in the ground thought, and complete and utter embarrassment
Tue 28 Aug 10:25
2018
Great tactic, and it worked 🤣🤣 https://t.co/wyA2M96zLu
Tue 28 Aug 09:15
2018
Could you scream “plastic fans” any louder... absolutely embarrassing https://t.co/IIW53I2kZy
Tue 28 Aug 08:11
2018
Expect to see this moron refereeing an Eastleigh game very soon based on the cretin we had yesterday https://t.co/UruPRdp6Mu
Tue 28 Aug 07:50
2018
@steviet36 I’ve already messaged him to be told to fuck off haha
Mon 27 Aug 22:07
2018
@steviet36 Make sure you let him know at work tomorrow hahahaha
Mon 27 Aug 22:05
2018
Had Tottenham to win 2-0 and Harry Kane to score first... as much as I like Lucas Moura as a player... he can now s… https://t.co/ZNA2DgbU03
Mon 27 Aug 21:52
2018