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Democrazy
@YoureBarkered
I spend 90% of my time on here almost replying to tweets...
Followers: 467
Following: 1378
Total tweets sent: 2995
Member since: Tue 03 Jun 2014


Democrazy Latest Tweets

@SheRa_Marley Selfish cow.
Wed 16 Jan 21:05
2019
@tasharoseee It's as bad as his play at the moment.
Wed 16 Jan 20:35
2019
@antineil Nervous. Although....I would still be nervous were it 0-4.
Sat 12 Jan 16:03
2019
@dykesy1 @ichbinyass @MrCThomson2 @citygentleman @beccijohnson88 @SadiqKhan I don't think "Yass" was lending support to your cause here...
Tue 1 Jan 19:22
2019
@Dawn_French @joelycett I heard a rumour that at a certain UK university, on an old exam table, someone had etched… https://t.co/PMK6AJm2Ir
Mon 31 Dec 16:46
2018
@leemyersSfc @LeminaM_13 https://t.co/WHEvA6BDCf
Wed 26 Dec 17:03
2018
@drjanaway The divisions are made easier when people draw a 50/50 line. Remainer or Leaver. Tory or Corbynite. Dems… https://t.co/ZJcrCfgy6b
Wed 26 Dec 16:05
2018
@Coldwar_Steve When's the "Where's Cilla?" Book coming out? 😄👍
Sun 23 Dec 17:12
2018
@missyports I'd sort of like to see a situation where an actor played the pilot and a load more played an angry mob… https://t.co/g3hOEOT9vV
Fri 21 Dec 17:12
2018
@jamesgibbon @George_Osborne It's never really been settled though eh.
Fri 21 Dec 13:33
2018
@LBC @mrjamesob The replies in the comments persisting with both sides of this ridiculous argument highlight exactly why we're fucked.
Thu 20 Dec 11:49
2018
@GaryndaGM @Peston I think you dropped a few pieces of record on the floor there...
Wed 19 Dec 22:25
2018
@RichSwinford @GaryndaGM @Peston And that's just the price we're paying for looking over the edge...
Wed 19 Dec 21:51
2018
@GaryndaGM @Peston And how's that working out?
Wed 19 Dec 21:28
2018
@agirlcalledlina https://t.co/4Te30VOCNt
Tue 18 Dec 21:38
2018
Tue 18 Dec 16:45
2018
@xleah14 @lydia_744 Maybe just do all that now, rather than waiting 'till the New Year?
Tue 18 Dec 09:00
2018
@quantick Airing opinion about a vote is worth more than a vote. 😂😭🤣😅
Sun 16 Dec 10:30
2018
@supernaturalbro Hang on...Didn't this guy show support to @CarolineLucas and the #PeoplesVote ?
Fri 14 Dec 10:32
2018
@missyports Now that's just insulting to witches...And bowls.
Wed 12 Dec 20:53
2018
@JimMFelton Did you write this? https://t.co/RQTHVTwphn
Wed 12 Dec 16:52
2018
@armorel_x @amyclare_95 ....A chocolate biscuit?
Tue 11 Dec 21:23
2018
@hollysses @JosieLong @judeinlondon2 @the_go_slow Crazy. :/ His profile has now been deactivated as well....
Sat 8 Dec 01:16
2018
@CCTabet Very helpful, cheers.
Sat 8 Dec 01:04
2018
@CCTabet Deleted twitter thread link, now deleted. :/
Sat 8 Dec 00:17
2018
@agirlcalledlina There's 3 X's in case you weren't sure whether it was sexually themed...
Fri 7 Dec 22:11
2018
@SirMustard @hrtbps Hmm. Yes, I saw one tweet but no others. Interesting.
Thu 29 Nov 14:02
2018
@SirMustard @hrtbps Any sight of the troubling allegations?
Thu 29 Nov 13:59
2018
Where is @hrtbps ? #Hrtbps
Wed 28 Nov 22:17
2018
@ThomasTurgoose1 Why stop now...https://t.co/9a7tZd2opU
Tue 27 Nov 23:04
2018
@elenaVanished @NASA @NASAInSight ?
Mon 26 Nov 20:10
2018
@alandos_nandos_ @elenaVanished @NASA @NASAInSight 😄 https://t.co/abmGCcOeQ7
Mon 26 Nov 20:03
2018
@elenaVanished @NASA @NASAInSight I mean, if we take a small section of the brains behind a mission this complex..I… https://t.co/zTir1DVujj
Mon 26 Nov 19:59
2018
@elenaVanished @NASA @NASAInSight So, the technology works but they don't actually send it to Mars?
Mon 26 Nov 19:51
2018
@elenaVanished @NASA @NASAInSight So, what...The near 18,000 people employed there are in on this?
Mon 26 Nov 19:37
2018
@elenaVanished @NASA @NASAInSight ?
Mon 26 Nov 19:11
2018
@BeardedGenius Also freaky...You could fit all the planets from the solar system within the distance between earth and the moon. 👍
Mon 26 Nov 16:08
2018
@SeanAstin 19:00 GMT for anyone in the UK who hasn't yet worked it out / Googled. 🙂👍
Mon 26 Nov 15:42
2018
@KirstyStricklan Hey, anyone remember 'Strong and Stable' ? 😂 Lolz.
Mon 26 Nov 15:39
2018
@TheGreenParty @matthaig1 This is crap. - However, admittedly the feeling wasn't as bad when I just read the headline in a German accent.
Sat 24 Nov 08:08
2018
@mollyanthoneyx @lydia_744 Maybe just bring the fresh start forward to 2018?
Wed 21 Nov 17:48
2018
@juliansheasport @davidschneider @ThePoke @RobinFlavell @MarinaHyde Still meeting at the crossroads I see....
Tue 20 Nov 20:54
2018
@lisa_foot @chazaustin10 https://t.co/pfEDpU4yKH 👍
Mon 19 Nov 20:14
2018
@carolecadwalla Can everyone just #PhoneFarageOnCarolesBehalf ?
Sun 18 Nov 15:04
2018
@the_rumster1965 I am insanely jealous of your floorboards. In fact, the whole living space. 👍👍
Sun 18 Nov 09:52
2018
@HolyHojbjerg Yeah, no...You're off on this one mate. Mike - Dark sense of humour = Absolutely Mike - Racist = Absolutely not
Fri 16 Nov 15:16
2018
Thu 15 Nov 17:22
2018
@mrjamesob @SyrettPie @Cabinboy131 And didn't you leave the BBC because you admitted you couldn't be quiet with you… https://t.co/oEGuLjiCnm
Tue 13 Nov 17:07
2018
Mon 12 Nov 17:33
2018
@SimonWood2k5 @Alex_M_Esq @IamSlider @Jogi2017 @abigailinthedel @Anna_Soubry Yep. that sums up a large percentage pretty nicely. 👍
Fri 9 Nov 19:30
2018
@BeardedGenius Damn it! I've only got boobs feelers...Need boobs lickers.
Fri 9 Nov 19:03
2018
@Alex_M_Esq @IamSlider @Jogi2017 @abigailinthedel @Anna_Soubry Just half sovereign then eh?
Fri 9 Nov 18:21
2018
@JimMFelton @OlderandW But James....He's older and therefore definitely wiser, I suggest you listen to what he has… https://t.co/5lLHxitlhQ
Fri 9 Nov 18:14
2018
@JamesCleverly James. Your faux outrage is laughable. You only tick the boxes that matter to you as, if it were som… https://t.co/36R5RW14qS
Fri 9 Nov 17:38
2018
@ConquerPepe @jlmayes1959 @avoiderman @jmp740 @jeffmason1 @Acosta @Reuters You're still batshit.
Thu 8 Nov 19:34
2018
@ConquerPepe @jlmayes1959 @avoiderman @jmp740 @jeffmason1 @Acosta @Reuters You're batshit.
Thu 8 Nov 19:15
2018
@jlmayes1959 @avoiderman @jmp740 @jeffmason1 @Acosta @Reuters The Republicans lost the house but sure, focus on this.
Thu 8 Nov 18:43
2018
@NoirMJ Nice....Got the recipe?
Wed 7 Nov 20:38
2018
@mikegalsworthy @BBC In a sensible reality, the BBC decisions to allow people under criminal investigation a platfo… https://t.co/6iJgYdZagB
Sun 4 Nov 09:43
2018
Sat 3 Nov 14:43
2018
@BenWebbLFC @finnfinnfin Every time I see Bobby Firmino written, I think of this Adam and Joe classic (whilst repla… https://t.co/a1PiDsUOEP
Sat 3 Nov 14:03
2018
@SimonTheCynic @SamanthaMalin @AllieHBNews Yeah, no I think for the most part they'll not even notice the complete… https://t.co/5wYCQuFUSg
Fri 2 Nov 08:27
2018
@Jordan_Coombe Petition to get @Jimllpaintit to paint this.
Wed 31 Oct 15:58
2018
@jessbrammar Okay. Totally worth it.
Sun 28 Oct 20:18
2018
@jessbrammar I want to watch it but can't as I want to watch the whole thing and haven't got to that bit yet. 😫
Sun 28 Oct 18:46
2018
@melissaamy88 @emilyeasson Yes, I am sure her father would be so proud that she's found a man who respects and treats her as an equal. 😐
Sun 28 Oct 16:06
2018
@dseddon91 Somebody needs to teach Gary about etymology.
Sun 28 Oct 10:13
2018
@jonwurster *Curb your enthusiasm theme required...
Sat 27 Oct 19:23
2018
@KurlyKrissy Pretty sure there's a backing away meme for this...😂 In all seriousness, thank you again for providin… https://t.co/rk21A8myjZ
Thu 25 Oct 15:08
2018
@KurlyKrissy I agree that the Students' Union President is wrong but re: indoctrinated, do you think the rebellious… https://t.co/bNyDf4WbyS
Thu 25 Oct 14:37
2018
@KurlyKrissy Haha 😂...I think perhaps you'll find the same from mine but I figure it's good to have respectable dis… https://t.co/XvJlYjdGxK
Thu 25 Oct 14:05
2018
@KurlyKrissy Thanks again for your response. I don't agree with you on a fair few points but I appreciate your can… https://t.co/cyF3xjh3TB
Thu 25 Oct 13:53
2018
@KurlyKrissy Thanks for responding so concisely! So you support leaving the single market? What about job losses… https://t.co/GWUxTotlSw
Thu 25 Oct 13:40
2018
@KurlyKrissy Not trying to be a stick in the mud....What does Brexit mean from your perspective?
Thu 25 Oct 12:53
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 I don't really need to tell you this but, keep being awesome Mike. 😄👍
Tue 23 Oct 11:30
2018
@MarinaHyde "Proud Dad" / "Not a psychopath, honest".
Tue 23 Oct 11:26
2018
@ian_townsend @Varro_reatinus @Dkaye1966 @Femi_Sorry @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Listen to your own presumptions. Now consider… https://t.co/5Hb3Nx9lT4
Mon 22 Oct 14:33
2018
@ian_townsend @Varro_reatinus @Dkaye1966 @Femi_Sorry @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Someone is paying him to give out facts!? How refreshing.
Mon 22 Oct 12:03
2018
@Dkaye1966 @Femi_Sorry @Jacob_Rees_Mogg I think you mean detail, information, facts...Not resentment. The resentmen… https://t.co/UKrI64q0kB
Mon 22 Oct 08:08
2018
@missyports Ahh. Sleep paralysis. - Easier said than done but if/when it happens, try to consciously remind yoursel… https://t.co/MmuwzT4dNW
Mon 22 Oct 08:04
2018
@SheRa_Marley ...To scoot the scooter and stand on one leg whilst simultaneously eating copius amounts of chocolate… https://t.co/bcMCJOrvS5
Sun 21 Oct 20:06
2018
@mygibbo Removing the spine from the book?
Sun 21 Oct 19:53
2018
@aljwhite I'm holding my fart for you.
Sun 21 Oct 19:49
2018
@shaunking @HarlemMC https://t.co/MitWILrDqQ
Sun 21 Oct 10:02
2018
@lydia_744 I think he meant 'Ta ta' but he thinks the phrase is 'Ta da' ? 😪
Mon 15 Oct 17:28
2018
@t0nyyates @Perryguitar666 @robmanuel To be fair, It's important to have all of the relevant information before you make your choice...
Mon 15 Oct 17:17
2018
@Nick_Pettigrew And also...Perhaps just wear less off piste outfits?
Sun 7 Oct 08:18
2018
@tkingdot £500 of ketamin is still an insane amount though...
Mon 1 Oct 20:35
2018
@aljwhite He'll conveniently disappear due to a slight 'glitch' whenever a difficult question is asked.
Sun 30 Sep 11:52
2018
Thu 27 Sep 20:12
2018
@racheljeffs44 ...And work to maintain it. 👍
Thu 27 Sep 17:17
2018
@lisalaatona 👍
Wed 26 Sep 19:14
2018
@lisalaatona Sounds like a challenge...Hmmm... West Of Memphis ?
Wed 26 Sep 19:05
2018
@lisalaatona Documentaries: Making a Murderer. The Keepers. The Staircase. 👍
Wed 26 Sep 18:58
2018
@mgreenaw @hrtbps 🤣 Yeah sorry it was a dick move eh.
Wed 26 Sep 17:40
2018
@Mnrrnt *Victor Meldrew reminds you of Malkovich. - Malkovich is actually 112 years old.
Tue 25 Sep 22:02
2018
@agirlcalledlina I still like to remind myself of this golden moment... https://t.co/zMTmkPWLHZ
Tue 25 Sep 20:37
2018
@Ke3nan @amyclare_95 I see. Enjoy your own company Jack.
Tue 25 Sep 20:14
2018
@Ke3nan @amyclare_95 Actually, it probably doesn't cost as much as £100 a year but that aside I'd have no problem p… https://t.co/P90yygHLgk
Tue 25 Sep 20:00
2018
@silverstrivers @CCHQPress Read the comments.
Tue 25 Sep 19:42
2018
Tue 25 Sep 18:01
2018
@TechnicallyRon I often say Brexit wouldn't have happened if it meant that English football clubs could no longer play in Europe.
Mon 24 Sep 18:19
2018
@drjanaway This was since *ahem* reclarified... https://t.co/TO0VcIkdQe
Mon 24 Sep 18:14
2018
@CarbonisedPleb This is a useful thread... https://t.co/5UjEzhOWaP
Mon 24 Sep 16:26
2018
@PermaConfused This thread seems to have been the most useful amongst everything else today...https://t.co/5UjEzhOWaP
Mon 24 Sep 16:24
2018
@bbclaurak Words have been had. Mr. Mcdemocratic cannot go against the democracy of the party and last night's agre… https://t.co/xvDNKcah6o
Mon 24 Sep 16:17
2018
@PermaConfused Shame, that.
Mon 24 Sep 14:29
2018
@graceblakeley As with many of these sorts of statements...It's a trawling net for gathering likes in the knowledge… https://t.co/CLe66uGZng
Mon 24 Sep 14:27
2018
@lydie_ab 😐🤨😮😯😥😢😓😔😑😐
Mon 24 Sep 14:15
2018
@MitchBenn This just reminded me...There was a boy in my tutor at school who claimed the referenced cliche of "My… https://t.co/KhJaDNuVMd
Mon 24 Sep 12:12
2018
@bbclaurak Phew
Mon 24 Sep 12:02
2018
@JohnBonJailey @SAINTSINFRANCE Take the part to a plumbing supplier perhaps? - They might not have the exact part b… https://t.co/JszxOw2qlX
Sun 23 Sep 09:25
2018
@amyclare_95 @Chippie71 Not GTA but it is CGI...But don't take my word for it. 😄 https://t.co/umvQV5Y2FW
Sat 22 Sep 08:03
2018
@HistoricalSoton 🤣 If only crowdfunding had that kind of pull. 🙂
Fri 21 Sep 20:55
2018
@HistoricalSoton Verging on rhetorical but I wonder what the cost of rebuilding the pier to that standard would be in today's money?
Fri 21 Sep 20:23
2018
@MichaelLCrick When you open it, it'll be made from cling film at best.
Fri 21 Sep 11:08
2018
@supermathskid @JimMFelton Nutrition is an important consideration for cannibals...
Thu 20 Sep 20:18
2018
@bbclaurak The Beatles, just a band. Led Zepplin, just a band. The Beach Boys, just a band....
Thu 20 Sep 15:37
2018
@TechnicallyRon 88k + likes. I mean...who the fuck. 😪
Wed 19 Sep 13:00
2018
@musicalange @SkepticNikki Spitting in the face of reason when gifted with its benefits.
Sun 16 Sep 19:41
2018
@armorel_x I find that replacing 'stick' with various rhyming and similar sounding words makes the whole thing more… https://t.co/O4svEWiQMP
Sun 16 Sep 10:00
2018
@Nick_Pettigrew Melania almost always looks like a lady in mourning.
Tue 11 Sep 17:09
2018
@Baldsaint @SeeSouthampton Didn't fancy the Dungeon then? 🤣
Sat 8 Sep 08:13
2018
@kidd_kong78 What....What is this? 🤢
Wed 5 Sep 20:52
2018
@SamsungTV Can I just have one for free please? I mean...It'd undoubtedly be amazing to have one, I just don't feel… https://t.co/e35jBJ3SSI
Sun 2 Sep 18:46
2018
@RhonddaBryant @eddygraham39 Chris. Please listen to reason on this one. The term Gammon has nothing to do with ant… https://t.co/ADpc01io7d
Mon 27 Aug 08:59
2018
@HarlemMC 👍
Wed 22 Aug 10:18
2018
@HarlemMC Ahh I see, my apologies. Absolutely. There is only interest in everything that is the most current and… https://t.co/YuYjZ3T3ph
Wed 22 Aug 10:12
2018
@HarlemMC It's not just young people though eh. There are plenty of adults who lack the ability to call bullshit an… https://t.co/txaD0HHPcV
Wed 22 Aug 09:52
2018
@MrGlennJones Coffee is a tool. Tea is a drink. 😀
Tue 21 Aug 21:01
2018
@chislehurst I liked this from Captain America 😆: https://t.co/7Z4CEwxRf6
Tue 21 Aug 20:57
2018
@Mnrrnt @nalaknip Title of his next solo album?
Tue 21 Aug 18:29
2018
@matthaig1 I thought this too...It is in fact some really, really cool CGI however, as pointed out by… https://t.co/NygU5sMjXs
Tue 21 Aug 14:03
2018
@PurgeEveryWord https://t.co/pLvneYsBLu
Tue 21 Aug 10:14
2018
@alansideshow @jk_rowling I think there's a fundamental difference here Alan. Your reality is made up of poor ficti… https://t.co/NXkapLluC8
Mon 20 Aug 09:22
2018
@BBCDragonsDen The guy looks like an American actor. - Anyone got any ideas??
Sun 19 Aug 21:54
2018
@SheRa_Marley £22.49
Sat 11 Aug 17:32
2018
@agirlcalledlina Absolute dumbfuckery.
Fri 10 Aug 17:10
2018
@FinlayCostello @tkingdot Yours is more fitting.
Thu 9 Aug 21:18
2018
Thu 9 Aug 21:17
2018
@PermaConfused I just hope that some of the likes she got were because they thought it wsd hilarious as opposed to… https://t.co/zcuTJCflZW
Tue 7 Aug 22:10
2018
@drphiliplee1 This just reminded me of this: https://t.co/s3EBxQ2zmJ
Tue 7 Aug 22:04
2018
@lolitshol Ein Mantel?
Sun 5 Aug 11:29
2018
@MichaelC42 @sufiboy @pizzahut @Toyota https://t.co/TV2RS7n3ni
Sun 5 Aug 07:36
2018
Buble tribute = Gervais/Corden love child. https://t.co/caPBrm6F1a
Sat 4 Aug 09:08
2018
@_molliebanks @lydia_744 I read this as an instruction to wank about myself and the way I look when feeling awful.
Thu 2 Aug 21:47
2018
@mrnicktownsend @dr_tonyhorton @alf_simonptak @SkyNewsPolitics @SkyData Ahh yes...I was being sarcastic but perhaps… https://t.co/cezDMPmDqj
Tue 31 Jul 19:33
2018
@dr_tonyhorton @alf_simonptak @SkyNewsPolitics @SkyData It's a book and it's got grey in it, so it must be accurate.
Mon 30 Jul 16:54
2018
@richard_littler Cue the spooky music on the news broadcasts...
Wed 25 Jul 17:30
2018
@HistoricalSoton @laurenahouse I love how her face is essentially expressing 'meh'.
Sat 21 Jul 16:59
2018
Thu 19 Jul 19:28
2018
@Ell__Cee2 If you're gonna watch arseholes...You're gonna see shit.
Tue 17 Jul 22:12
2018
@SarahManning123 Pretty sure that the latest updates to the Tesco machines have employed Peppa Pig narrator John Sp… https://t.co/klIEkM2xv9
Tue 17 Jul 22:05
2018
@PermaConfused Summer in the UK. 2018.
Sun 15 Jul 20:41
2018
@hrtbps #WhyDoesFarageSmokePigPoop
Sat 14 Jul 21:29
2018
@VinnyEatWorld @amyclare_95 I am not on a 'side' and am wasting energy. I shouldn't have risen to your comments, so… https://t.co/qbJKv0QkaH
Sat 14 Jul 16:55
2018
@VinnyEatWorld @amyclare_95 Stop lying Vinny. It doesn't help your cause.
Sat 14 Jul 15:48
2018
@VinnyEatWorld @amyclare_95 Rising trade deficit. Rising use of food stamps. Rising use of fossil fuels. All good t… https://t.co/kYvIBNteHK
Sat 14 Jul 15:27
2018
@VinnyEatWorld @amyclare_95 Yes, that analysis it based on the effects triggered during Obama's tenure. - Just as t… https://t.co/Btv1SBTYyF
Sat 14 Jul 15:20
2018
@VinnyEatWorld @amyclare_95 You're talking bollocks Vinny. These are not facts.
Sat 14 Jul 15:00
2018
@amyclare_95 No, no..Sorry if I sounded that way...I wasn't going for condescending. - I find fact checking exhausting too! 😄
Sat 14 Jul 11:28
2018
@hyper_wars @amyclare_95 Also, the Khan thing you quoted was a mispresentation (not true): https://t.co/JpxFSvzB1k
Sat 14 Jul 11:23
2018
@amyclare_95 Okay. - It'd be worth looking up a fair few articles which show the positive reaction to the protest f… https://t.co/JCHaEraq3B
Sat 14 Jul 11:21
2018
@amyclare_95 It was an important protest outside of the US because it shows that his rule does not reflect majority… https://t.co/wfzn4NmmMM
Sat 14 Jul 11:16
2018
@amyclare_95 The balloon was an indication of the central point of the protest. - From a world media perspective, c… https://t.co/LSDJwXQgKS
Sat 14 Jul 11:08
2018
@dseddon91 @piersmorgan Hmmm. Yeah, no...That still sounds too nice for him.
Fri 13 Jul 20:34
2018
@MemeVVitch *English. .....The Welsh and Scottish will be celebrating with you.
Wed 11 Jul 21:32
2018
@10DowningStreet @Jeremy_Hunt Oooo! I wonder who they'll sign next! 😐
Mon 9 Jul 22:28
2018
@signsofrevolt @JonErlichman *Breathe* ... Thank FUCK someone pointed that out.
Mon 9 Jul 17:42
2018
@MikeStuchbery_ Bovi?
Sun 8 Jul 16:21
2018
@AccidentalP No Scotch?
Fri 6 Jul 16:46
2018
@Politi_Cola @GaryLineker @DaftLimmy This is so perfect. 🤣
Thu 28 Jun 21:02
2018
@TRDeals Hi. - Your S9 plus page lists a fair few S9 plus deals that actually link to the standard S9... https://t.co/Ya9kC0gLTY
Tue 26 Jun 18:27
2018
@grahamlithgow @Nigel_Farage It's the volume of likes....He knows who he appeals to. Unfortunately, there are a lot of them.
Tue 26 Jun 18:13
2018
@MikeCarlton01 @sufiboy https://t.co/vzMjBnn3zT
Sun 24 Jun 11:30
2018
@MichaelRosenYes Good analogy.
Thu 21 Jun 07:06
2018
@agirlcalledlina Coming up next...."I bet he snores well loud".
Mon 18 Jun 19:24
2018
@Zwaology 😢
Sat 16 Jun 07:51
2018