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joseph.
@_theOcelot
28yrs, music, skateboards , writing, technology, Linux, football, Android, art and design, & #saintsfc. skateboarding is not a sport.
Followers: 961
Following: 3051
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Member since: Tue 01 Jun 2010


joseph. Latest Tweets

This time you've dug yourself an anchorΒ  too heavy to move ahead withΒ  Resembling a faker, charming snake oil tanke… https://t.co/oy7Mh5NClP
Mon 11 Dec 18:33
2017
I fuckin' see you. πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
Mon 11 Dec 17:23
2017
All my love, support and respect goes out to this inspiring dude right here. Always so positive in the face of adve… https://t.co/jaEDxoViaB
Mon 11 Dec 17:13
2017
Listen. Empathise. Advise.
Mon 11 Dec 14:19
2017
To say today is chilly is like saying the core of the Sun is a bit warm.
Mon 11 Dec 14:16
2017
Legitimately just got slapped in the face by a flying packet of Doritos
Mon 11 Dec 14:15
2017
@TurnipPatch91 Probably about five times a day my dude
Sat 9 Dec 17:48
2017
Walking through town where the average age is 85, and the average walking speed is stopped, is absolutely rage inducing
Sat 9 Dec 12:27
2017
Massive congratulations and Good luck to @TheNigelAdkins, brilliant appointment for @HullCity
Thu 7 Dec 12:56
2017
Nice mini skate around town on my lonesome. Thanks to the old lady for the hype when I landed that pressure flip.
Mon 4 Dec 13:36
2017
Always forget how sick Tubelord are
Sat 2 Dec 12:28
2017
If you have a hilarious dog like a poodle, don't give me evils when I laugh at its cute face.
Sat 2 Dec 12:28
2017
And all my friends say Hey hey, turn the record over
Thu 30 Nov 10:43
2017
Modern Baseball are so sick when I'm in this mood
Mon 27 Nov 11:33
2017
Been at work all day, and I've been informed we ACTUALLY SCORED TWO GOALS! #saintsfc
Sun 26 Nov 14:46
2017
Never break bread with fake fucks.
Fri 24 Nov 12:21
2017
Bit fucking windy, ain't it.
Wed 22 Nov 17:15
2017
Working in retail is literally 40 hours a week of answering questions, and getting looked at like you're lying when you do.
Wed 22 Nov 16:40
2017
Emotion breeds inspiration. https://t.co/WUCBHI1oYs
Tue 21 Nov 13:17
2017
@TurnipPatch91 πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’š
Mon 20 Nov 18:24
2017
250 mile round trip nearly done, and I'm nearly at the ferry.
Mon 20 Nov 17:23
2017
Africa by Toto just came on the radio in the car, and suddenly life is good.
Mon 20 Nov 15:45
2017
Early morning ferry ahead of a 250 mile round trip
Mon 20 Nov 07:06
2017
Gonna avoid Twitter for a few days, cos I'm a proper depressing mope right now.
Sat 18 Nov 12:24
2017
You think this shit would get easier with time and age, but nah.
Fri 17 Nov 09:57
2017
@Saint_Mark_211 Thinking of you, Mark mate! Sorry I didn't text back, phones being rubbish. Keep that handsome smile, matey!
Thu 16 Nov 15:09
2017
I have some of the best friends imaginable, always realise how lucky I am at the shittiest of times.
Thu 16 Nov 15:08
2017
So stressed that I feel physically sick.
Thu 16 Nov 14:21
2017
UGHHHH, just like that the floor gets ripped out from underneath me again. Hello, gut punch feeling, welcome back.
Thu 16 Nov 13:43
2017
You would have to be the most bitter, emotionless piece of dirt to pull this crap. https://t.co/3bZPIz0DU9
Sat 11 Nov 14:04
2017
@FraserColmer47 happy birthday dude
Sat 11 Nov 13:37
2017
Let's not all forget that @lucydecoutere has been outing sexual abusers for a couple of years, yet barely anyone to… https://t.co/Mc0rzv0WBh
Sat 11 Nov 13:29
2017
This whole situation is heartbreaking, but honestly, if it's true, fuck Brand New (never ever ever thought I'd type… https://t.co/hoANWryQ5L
Sat 11 Nov 13:25
2017
What was that I said about Louis CK literally 2 weeks ago....
Fri 10 Nov 11:00
2017
"Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most."
Thu 9 Nov 10:51
2017
Woken up with one hell of a cold.
Wed 8 Nov 11:32
2017
https://t.co/84puSu6msy One of my favourites ever.
Tue 7 Nov 16:59
2017
Can't believe I have to pass a physical exam in less than a fortnight, and I'm sat thinking about custard creams.
Tue 7 Nov 13:05
2017
Tue 7 Nov 13:04
2017
By the looks of this England squad crisis, I should go buy some shinpads ready.
Tue 7 Nov 13:04
2017
Mark Wotte. Gordan Strachan. Eric Black. Starting to think #saintsfc are using the same HR team as Scotland's FA πŸ˜‚
Tue 7 Nov 12:53
2017
@Saint_Mark_211 I'm with you dude, I'm by your side in spirit whenever you're fighting. πŸ‘Š
Tue 7 Nov 12:50
2017
Thank you all for being so amazingly patient and understanding with me the last few days, it means the world to me.
Mon 6 Nov 10:02
2017
Some more #saintsfc nostalgia. https://t.co/E5p0ueD8OO
Sun 5 Nov 17:51
2017
@NonLgeProgs just found this classic @Newport_iwfc programme! https://t.co/YHbn64iUkP
Sun 5 Nov 17:04
2017
England U21 v France U21, 1999 https://t.co/bRbqGf4Eto
Sun 5 Nov 17:00
2017
That #Saintsfc squad tho https://t.co/MPGABiMmlE
Sun 5 Nov 16:59
2017
Dellhurst Park, 99. #SaintsFC https://t.co/fOZBpGv91i
Sun 5 Nov 16:58
2017
Reading Facebook around Firework night is fucking hilarious and depressing in equal measure.
Sun 5 Nov 11:56
2017
Absolutely fucking disgusting. To not report this makes you complicit. No place for this in society, let alone foot… https://t.co/O23tMmMP6m
Sat 4 Nov 17:08
2017
Absolutely absymal.
Sat 4 Nov 16:49
2017
@TurnipPatch91 Fucking bangahhhh
Sat 4 Nov 14:05
2017
For real, I might move to France, Spain or Holland in Spring.
Fri 3 Nov 11:44
2017
@Saint_Mark_211 Ahhh mate, just personal life stuff! Sorry to hear you're having a bad one too, keep on fighting though buddy! :) x
Thu 2 Nov 16:01
2017
Today has been the worst day I've had in years
Thu 2 Nov 15:58
2017
Just read the most boring article about the football on road signs. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
Tue 31 Oct 14:13
2017
Also, what the fuck was FF doing for Brighton's goal!? I could shit in the goal mouth and it would get closer to the corners.
Sun 29 Oct 16:34
2017
"Puel's tactics are the reason we couldn't score goals" 20 minutes into his Leicester career.. 2-0.
Sun 29 Oct 16:33
2017
That Saints lineup is dope today. Hoedt and VVD! βœ‹πŸ›‘
Sun 29 Oct 12:39
2017
Shame about the red card in second half, eh. https://t.co/uhyfMgP8Nf
Sun 29 Oct 12:39
2017
If only cars had a switch that helped show your directional intent. To indicate, as it were....
Sat 28 Oct 13:19
2017
Wasn't expecting to see armed police patrolling the town centre this morning.
Mon 23 Oct 08:52
2017
@danswight @mrjamesgeorge Hahaha, I like these analogies!
Sun 22 Oct 17:12
2017
@mrjamesgeorge Haha, alot of 'ifs' there buddy :P
Sun 22 Oct 17:07
2017
Don't understand this we'd have Koeman back chat. If ya Mrs leaves ya for a guy with more cash, would you take her back?
Sun 22 Oct 17:06
2017
@RonaldKoeman 😘 https://t.co/UiaB4eQNrA
Sun 22 Oct 17:04
2017
@Saint_Mark_211 Your positivity is both beautiful and inspirational dude. Keep on fighting. πŸ‘Šβ™₯️
Sun 22 Oct 17:02
2017
Leader of Austria is 31. I'm 28 and can barely tie my shoelaces.
Sun 22 Oct 17:00
2017
Talking of @ThatKevinSmith , getting both of these for a fiver is a goddamn steal. https://t.co/vJPEcLwa51
Sat 21 Oct 18:21
2017
@ThatKevinSmith is such a class act of a human being. Truly a love filled soul. https://t.co/1JOhk0137V
Sat 21 Oct 18:20
2017
Please don't ever let him do a guest voice. Refer to The Simpsons for more details. https://t.co/3jpkyNA26u
Fri 20 Oct 17:47
2017
@GOwen1878 Haha, I dunno, other than beating Monaco, Lyon have been crap this season. Fingers crossed for ya haha.
Thu 19 Oct 11:53
2017
@GOwen1878 Yeah, I'll get there that is mate, just stressed aha
Thu 19 Oct 11:45
2017
@DeppoInExile Haha, I've thought of this, but budget constraints may lead to a bicycle chase instead
Wed 18 Oct 18:21
2017
@DeppoInExile Haha, about the level of experience I have, yet I'm starting a screenplay tonight πŸ˜‚
Wed 18 Oct 18:19
2017
If any of y'all have a background in film, holla.
Wed 18 Oct 18:03
2017
This year is gonna be huge for me. https://t.co/JGfANFG2uB
Wed 18 Oct 18:00
2017
We have lost one of the funniest, level headed, forward minded, lovable, personality filled people on this planet,… https://t.co/ciRZ2BVMEi
Tue 17 Oct 13:43
2017
Desert skies
Mon 16 Oct 13:36
2017
Really interesting read, I know alot about this from my formative adult years, it fucking blows in this island. https://t.co/SlpyknfqV7
Mon 16 Oct 11:25
2017
"oh but he's England's number 4 GK" Couldn't care less, what have our national team achieved in my lifetime?
Sun 15 Oct 18:12
2017
Get a real goalkeeper. That would be one of my first decisions.
Sun 15 Oct 18:11
2017
@jdwtweet love going out for dinner, picking up a menu, and getting a handful of grotty mayonnaise...
Sun 15 Oct 18:06
2017
Destroy someone's legs, no card. Kick a fucking ball away, yellow. You are a joke, Kevin Friend.
Sun 15 Oct 17:36
2017
That was a yellow any and every day of the week. Fucking bottler.
Sun 15 Oct 17:13
2017
I could put a box in goal and it would save more than that oaf.
Sun 15 Oct 16:21
2017
Just heard some girl answer the phone with "Hey, Daddy". The tone of her voice tells me that weren't her father.
Sat 14 Oct 14:59
2017
How are @TheFrontBottoms so consistently dope!?
Fri 13 Oct 18:20
2017
Fri 13 Oct 17:24
2017
Imagine being so deluded that you tell people you're wanted in the UK. πŸ˜‚ Wouldn't of gotten through customs on that Irish ferry, would ya.
Fri 13 Oct 17:23
2017
Thu 12 Oct 19:13
2017
@ElliotHackney @HolyHojbjerg Guessing it's cos India are currently hosting the U17 World Cup, but it's a stupid move in any case.
Wed 11 Oct 16:35
2017
Hij snijdt binnen van links, schiet en scoort !! Haha, bedankt voor de herinneringen, Arjen. πŸ‡³πŸ‡± https://t.co/U2EDbRoSTY
Wed 11 Oct 16:29
2017
True fucking dat. πŸ™ŒπŸ™πŸ™ŒπŸ™πŸ™Œ https://t.co/mqklsmHFnX
Wed 11 Oct 16:27
2017
Raises some damn good points. "US Soccer" is going through a dark time these days, Pulisic aside. https://t.co/QZ9OKSuZZH
Wed 11 Oct 16:22
2017
Watched our U17s earlier too, nearly threw away a three goal lead. Even the kids know how to play English football. πŸ˜‚
Wed 11 Oct 16:20
2017
You know your day off is boring when you decide to watch Honduras U17 vs New Caledonia U17..
Wed 11 Oct 16:19
2017
Hot Hot Heat - Bandages Dear God, I forgot about that hi-hat action.
Wed 11 Oct 15:42
2017
aixΓ² Γ©s massiu. #Catalunya
Tue 10 Oct 18:36
2017
Puigdemont switches to Castillian to also address the Spanish people.
Tue 10 Oct 18:35
2017
@danswight Haha, I legitimately own this bad boy! πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
Tue 10 Oct 17:58
2017
Tim Dreamsmasher Cahill :(
Tue 10 Oct 12:58
2017
The kit collector inside me is falling in love with this Lithuania home shirt. πŸ‘Œ
Sun 8 Oct 17:15
2017
Android Development Scholarship, fingers crossed.
Sat 7 Oct 11:41
2017
@TurnipPatch91 Prey tell, I could do with a few bucks πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Sat 7 Oct 11:21
2017
Spain's statement reads like domestic abuse. "I'm sorry I hit you, but you made me do it"
Fri 6 Oct 14:46
2017
Took a Chinese Android TV Box, installed a build of Remix OS, a few tweaks later and I now have a tiny Android desktop PC πŸ’š
Thu 5 Oct 15:41
2017
@Morrisons does your Newport Isle of Wight store not have answerable phones?
Wed 4 Oct 10:10
2017
Fucking heartbroken :( https://t.co/WTddlONgpv
Tue 3 Oct 09:14
2017
Oh, South Park is a league of its own, genuinely gets better every season and episode! Finger on the pulse! https://t.co/w0FFLTXxvs
Mon 2 Oct 15:23
2017
Not all heroes wear capes || els veritables herois β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ https://t.co/ie3e40f8QT
Mon 2 Oct 14:59
2017
At least I have the Rick and Morty finale to watch now after 3 other fucking TV fails in a row. And R&M is consistent.
Mon 2 Oct 14:56
2017
New Simpsons was/is shite too, although that's not a surprise, more bad than good episodes over last decade or so..
Mon 2 Oct 14:55
2017
American cartoons have shit season premieres, don't they. All about one upping the other shows, and fuck all good content.
Mon 2 Oct 14:52
2017
Bob's Burgers wasn't worth the wait either. Cool idea (gimmick) with the fan animators, absolute failure executing it.
Mon 2 Oct 14:52
2017
Six minutes. That's how long into the new season of Family Guy I made it. Absolute tripe.
Mon 2 Oct 14:45
2017
New Rick and Morty, Bobs Burgers, Family Guy and Simpsons over the next 48 hours or so πŸ‘Œ
Sat 30 Sep 18:44
2017
Only a few things in life are guaranteed, the sun rises daily, the moon controls tides, and PETER CROUCH FUCKING SCORES AGAINST SOUTHAMPTON.
Sat 30 Sep 16:59
2017
Happy birthday, big guy! https://t.co/UOredEtNGi
Fri 29 Sep 19:23
2017
If you're bored, check out how amazing English names look in Latvian -> https://t.co/4wGvMPQxco
Fri 29 Sep 12:30
2017
Watching Banged Up Abroad, and the guy on it was in Dude, Where's My Car? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mon 25 Sep 19:16
2017
Spending the lunchtime hours watching a melting toad incide racial hatred. I hate this planet sometimes.
Mon 25 Sep 13:41
2017
I dunno how I always forget how dope Jimmy Eat World are
Mon 25 Sep 12:48
2017
I really need to get away soon, this place is suffocating
Mon 25 Sep 12:16
2017
I am so damn tired
Mon 25 Sep 12:02
2017
@amyclare95 Dudeeee that's awful, sorry to hear such sad news :(
Sat 23 Sep 17:41
2017
Also, goddamn, Citeh! Absolute fire this season so far.
Sat 23 Sep 17:40
2017
Did we play terribly again? #saintsfc
Sat 23 Sep 17:40
2017
Did Channel 4 just get dumped!? https://t.co/rMhL781rWa
Sat 23 Sep 12:15
2017
Exhibition of Islamic Art and food at the Masjid today πŸ‘Œ
Sat 23 Sep 12:13
2017