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joseph.
@_theOcelot
28yrs, taken. music, skateboards, writing, technology, Linux, football, Android, art and design, & #saintsfc. skateboarding is not a sport.
Followers: 972
Following: 3089
Total tweets sent: 10614
Member since: Tue 01 Jun 2010


joseph. Latest Tweets

Turkish dude in the PUBG lobby asked if I knew Ataturk last night. Ataturk died in the 30s....
Thu 22 Feb 12:06
2018
@Saint_Mark_211 Sending all my love and support, bro. Fuck people who don't realise how hard you're fighting, and s… https://t.co/XnHncvnX8h
Wed 21 Feb 15:54
2018
@TheeTeeGee I prefer PUBG Mobile, personally https://t.co/xgN1chr0yF
Wed 21 Feb 15:53
2018
@PUBATTLEGROUNDS https://t.co/MGw0z0DUAb Cop this dope tee
Wed 21 Feb 15:51
2018
My design got approved by Amazon! https://t.co/unGYYWrjXx
Tue 20 Feb 21:38
2018
@TurnipPatch91 Yeah do it fam
Tue 20 Feb 17:05
2018
There's a girl sat in front of me on the bus looking at pictures of big macs.
Tue 20 Feb 17:05
2018
For any of my PUBG fam: https://t.co/u25m4btRdB
Tue 20 Feb 10:52
2018
Chinese for PUBG lesson 2: 任何备用范围?
Mon 19 Feb 14:40
2018
Chinese for PUBG lesson 1: 到达他妈的区域
Mon 19 Feb 14:39
2018
1. Takeshi's Castle is in Japan, not fucking Thailand 2. Fuck Jonathan Ross
Sun 18 Feb 19:23
2018
Bloody hell, that Rondon goal against us was a banger, wasn't it.
Sat 17 Feb 17:55
2018
Just seen a pub advertising someone that cyberbullied people around me is playing, and all for anti-bullying. Oh th… https://t.co/LAJbNMqBeh
Thu 15 Feb 13:43
2018
Maybe making sure 19 year olds with behavioural issues are unable to buy a fucking AR-15 would be a start, eh.
Thu 15 Feb 12:31
2018
Here we fucking go again. 🙈 #saintsfc
Sun 11 Feb 16:37
2018
Paul Mitchell to RB Leipzig is a great move for both parties.
Wed 7 Feb 12:16
2018
I want to win a signed #Boufal shirt. Tell @Sure your fave player & you could win their shirt too! #NeverMoreSure https://t.co/t6HADuM9uD
Sat 3 Feb 12:04
2018
@KAPPELEINZ ville have været rart.
Fri 2 Feb 17:39
2018
@elgdix Je pense qu'il est difficile d'accepter un transfert avec notre position actuelle, mais je pense que l'anné… https://t.co/B4yBf5Tprc
Fri 2 Feb 17:06
2018
@TurnipPatch91 Football haha
Wed 31 Jan 20:28
2018
Is that the second or third time Tadic has fallen over?
Wed 31 Jan 20:27
2018
Shoutout to the guy that keeps audibly shouting fuck off in the crowd
Wed 31 Jan 20:26
2018
For fuck sake.
Wed 31 Jan 19:59
2018
Can we all just accept Promes is playing for Spartak tonight and won't be signing #saintsfc
Wed 31 Jan 16:15
2018
We are genuinely a less attractive option than West Brom, aren't we.
Tue 30 Jan 14:40
2018
Apparently the bloke who posted that horrendous Spartak tweet ruptured his ACL five days later.
Tue 23 Jan 16:20
2018
@Mike7167 I had a dream we unveiled Promes and Carillo before kick off, premonition? 😂😂
Sun 21 Jan 12:07
2018
Dear Marco, You can stay on my sofa and drink all my Tassimo pods if you come and save #saintsfc from relegation.… https://t.co/MAOaZeUS7h
Sun 21 Jan 12:06
2018
How is the album Marrowbone Lane by @chewinontinfoil so fuckin good, never gets old or boring
Sun 21 Jan 12:01
2018
When you want Promes, but are more likely to get Nick Powell 😂😂😂
Fri 19 Jan 11:54
2018
@UOHelpMeEurope @Arshdee81680274 I bet the reply was as useful as a chocolate ashtray, eh?
Thu 18 Jan 12:46
2018
@UOHelpMeEurope @katie_dine Hi Katie, they will only send you the same copy and paste response over and over, I'd cut your losses.
Thu 18 Jan 12:45
2018
@UOHelpMeEurope @H_KDavies I wouldn't bother mate, been waiting for this lot to help me for a month nearly
Thu 18 Jan 12:44
2018
@RichardBrer 3 very true and valid points, but to see someone say that Allardyce is part of his reasoning is an abs… https://t.co/m6Vp2ZXs6i
Tue 16 Jan 18:13
2018
Imagine being so poor and having such a uninspired manager that someone would literally choose playing for Everton.
Tue 16 Jan 17:50
2018
@TurnipPatch91 Gonna be awkward in three weeks when they get seen together at an outing/date/march 🤔😂
Mon 15 Jan 14:58
2018
@roathy_ @adamcarey94 @steve76m @SFC_Chants Les Reed's magic box is just a fucking copy of Football Manager 2015
Mon 15 Jan 14:56
2018
Motorway congestion fun fact: If you spot a traffic cam, you can kill time by looking at the stream online and finding the car your in 😂😂
Mon 15 Jan 08:56
2018
@alexmcinnes16 Hahaha, I wish mate! I'd be better than Long and Gabbi ATM. Nah, it's a prison job!
Mon 15 Jan 06:48
2018
So there you have it, best way to 'bring back points' is to blatantly cheat. https://t.co/8k73kHH2mX
Mon 15 Jan 06:47
2018
@alexmcinnes16 Possible new job mate :)
Sun 14 Jan 19:22
2018
I have a fitness test miles away tomorrow, so of course my hamstring seizes up now.😤😤😤
Sun 14 Jan 18:50
2018
It's taken a week of having a Pixel 2, but I can finally text again properly on a smaller screen aha
Sat 13 Jan 14:09
2018
Imagine being so arrogant that you don't even realise #SaintsFC are in a relegation battle.
Sat 13 Jan 14:03
2018
@TurnipPatch91 Yeah, it's a really strange 'subculture' for sure. I find the European hooligans and ultra are far m… https://t.co/1ehfYeaNXr
Sat 13 Jan 13:59
2018
Watching my girlfriend play Battlefield 1 is one of my favourite things, even if she's better than me. 👌
Sat 13 Jan 13:57
2018
@TurnipPatch91 Haha, yeah, Russia being it's ultra progressive self. There's a translation below. ;)
Sat 13 Jan 13:56
2018
@TurnipPatch91 Pretty sure they are. And it was a disgusting thing to tweet. https://t.co/8IUqq9SM4v
Sat 13 Jan 13:42
2018
@TurnipPatch91 Link me to the episode in Poland where he forgets he's on camera and says he would bottle them 😂😂
Sat 13 Jan 13:40
2018
If UEFA are serious about racism, why haven't they banned Spartak Moscow from European competition?
Sat 13 Jan 13:36
2018
One of these guys in the shop looks and sounds like Tim Key.
Fri 12 Jan 17:26
2018
@UOHelpMeEurope I did, five hours ago nearly, and surprise surprise, no reply. 👍
Tue 9 Jan 17:01
2018
Nah, Instagram. I'd rather claw my eyes out with used needles than follow that absolute bell.
Tue 9 Jan 12:17
2018
Steam IDs anyone? PUBG or ETS2 (lol)
Tue 9 Jan 11:54
2018
Dont ever bother ordering online with @uoeurope No response on issues or complaints, ongoing since 22/12/17. Abysmal.
Tue 9 Jan 10:29
2018
@UOHelpMeEurope Still not received a message or a delivery, this is appalling customer service.
Tue 9 Jan 09:46
2018
@UOHelpMeEurope have a terrible response time.
Mon 8 Jan 18:27
2018
Sorority Noise are so fucking dope
Sun 7 Jan 13:24
2018
"AND I TAUGHT MYSELF FRENCH, SO I COULD TELL YOU I LOVE YOU IN WAYS THAT YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND.."
Sun 7 Jan 13:24
2018
Bednarek. Really? In our "strongest XI"!?
Sat 6 Jan 14:05
2018
@UOHelpMeEurope HELPPPPP
Sat 6 Jan 13:53
2018
Third delay on my @Google Home Mini. Ordered Boxing day. Are they fucking cycling down from London or what?
Fri 5 Jan 12:29
2018
UK News: NORTH KOREA CAN KILL US ALL, THEY HAVE NUKES, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE Also UK News: https://t.co/wCASxi9Ci9
Fri 5 Jan 10:56
2018
@UOHelpMeEurope chasing an order I made on 22/12, help please
Thu 4 Jan 12:16
2018
PC GAMERS! Add me, I'm finally back fully. Steam: the0celot Origin: th30celot
Wed 3 Jan 11:59
2018
Logan Paul, what are ya doing
Tue 2 Jan 13:50
2018
Having a gaming PC again is the best.
Tue 2 Jan 13:50
2018
Happy new year everyone!
Mon 1 Jan 00:01
2018
Finding a 750W PSU in stock on the Isle of Wight is much more difficult than anticipated
Thu 28 Dec 12:04
2017
Traditional Christmas Riverside Pints tonight yo
Sun 24 Dec 18:15
2017
Nice day Christmas shopping with my favourite
Sun 24 Dec 14:15
2017
Control the controllable, and fuck off anything that gets in ya way
Sun 24 Dec 11:23
2017
'Keep Thier heads ringing' is by far my favourite ringtone so far this year
Sun 24 Dec 11:22
2017
The Punisher is a waste of time. Two episodes = a portion of life I'll never see again
Sun 24 Dec 10:32
2017
When your referee was born in a Portsmouth postcode...
Sat 23 Dec 15:11
2017
I have so much to say, but absolutely no filter, so I'm gonna save y'all the straight up awkwardness.
Sat 23 Dec 14:15
2017
Last day at work today before I get two whole days off
Sat 23 Dec 10:27
2017
Finally managed to get Remix OS to boot from HDD, really hope the same methods work on Bliss OS cos Remix is a dead project.
Fri 22 Dec 17:08
2017
Need to be more social
Fri 22 Dec 10:20
2017
Wanna see some hilarious hypocrisy? Leader of UKIP was born in Kenya and is married to a Russian. 🤔😂
Fri 22 Dec 10:17
2017
People suck a little, don't they.
Thu 21 Dec 08:29
2017
Android-x86 based anything really hates hard drive partitioning doesn't it. Ugh.
Sun 17 Dec 16:46
2017
Confederate-flag-toting American mauled to death by the two pitbulls she trained for dog fights. Oh karma, how I admire thee.
Sun 17 Dec 15:37
2017
This is what relegation form looks like. https://t.co/rQXXuVVDmd
Sat 16 Dec 17:00
2017
This time you've dug yourself an anchor  too heavy to move ahead with  Resembling a faker, charming snake oil tanke… https://t.co/oy7Mh5NClP
Mon 11 Dec 18:33
2017
All my love, support and respect goes out to this inspiring dude right here. Always so positive in the face of adve… https://t.co/jaEDxoViaB
Mon 11 Dec 17:13
2017
Listen. Empathise. Advise.
Mon 11 Dec 14:19
2017
To say today is chilly is like saying the core of the Sun is a bit warm.
Mon 11 Dec 14:16
2017
Legitimately just got slapped in the face by a flying packet of Doritos
Mon 11 Dec 14:15
2017
@TurnipPatch91 Probably about five times a day my dude
Sat 9 Dec 17:48
2017
Walking through town where the average age is 85, and the average walking speed is stopped, is absolutely rage inducing
Sat 9 Dec 12:27
2017
Massive congratulations and Good luck to @TheNigelAdkins, brilliant appointment for @HullCity
Thu 7 Dec 12:56
2017
Nice mini skate around town on my lonesome. Thanks to the old lady for the hype when I landed that pressure flip.
Mon 4 Dec 13:36
2017
Always forget how sick Tubelord are
Sat 2 Dec 12:28
2017
If you have a hilarious dog like a poodle, don't give me evils when I laugh at its cute face.
Sat 2 Dec 12:28
2017
And all my friends say Hey hey, turn the record over
Thu 30 Nov 10:43
2017
Modern Baseball are so sick when I'm in this mood
Mon 27 Nov 11:33
2017
Been at work all day, and I've been informed we ACTUALLY SCORED TWO GOALS! #saintsfc
Sun 26 Nov 14:46
2017
Never break bread with fake fucks.
Fri 24 Nov 12:21
2017
Bit fucking windy, ain't it.
Wed 22 Nov 17:15
2017
Working in retail is literally 40 hours a week of answering questions, and getting looked at like you're lying when you do.
Wed 22 Nov 16:40
2017
Emotion breeds inspiration. https://t.co/WUCBHI1oYs
Tue 21 Nov 13:17
2017
@TurnipPatch91 😘😘💚
Mon 20 Nov 18:24
2017
250 mile round trip nearly done, and I'm nearly at the ferry.
Mon 20 Nov 17:23
2017
Africa by Toto just came on the radio in the car, and suddenly life is good.
Mon 20 Nov 15:45
2017
Early morning ferry ahead of a 250 mile round trip
Mon 20 Nov 07:06
2017
Gonna avoid Twitter for a few days, cos I'm a proper depressing mope right now.
Sat 18 Nov 12:24
2017
You think this shit would get easier with time and age, but nah.
Fri 17 Nov 09:57
2017
@Saint_Mark_211 Thinking of you, Mark mate! Sorry I didn't text back, phones being rubbish. Keep that handsome smile, matey!
Thu 16 Nov 15:09
2017
I have some of the best friends imaginable, always realise how lucky I am at the shittiest of times.
Thu 16 Nov 15:08
2017
So stressed that I feel physically sick.
Thu 16 Nov 14:21
2017
UGHHHH, just like that the floor gets ripped out from underneath me again. Hello, gut punch feeling, welcome back.
Thu 16 Nov 13:43
2017
You would have to be the most bitter, emotionless piece of dirt to pull this crap. https://t.co/3bZPIz0DU9
Sat 11 Nov 14:04
2017
@FraserColmer47 happy birthday dude
Sat 11 Nov 13:37
2017
Let's not all forget that @lucydecoutere has been outing sexual abusers for a couple of years, yet barely anyone to… https://t.co/Mc0rzv0WBh
Sat 11 Nov 13:29
2017
This whole situation is heartbreaking, but honestly, if it's true, fuck Brand New (never ever ever thought I'd type… https://t.co/hoANWryQ5L
Sat 11 Nov 13:25
2017
What was that I said about Louis CK literally 2 weeks ago....
Fri 10 Nov 11:00
2017
"Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most."
Thu 9 Nov 10:51
2017
Woken up with one hell of a cold.
Wed 8 Nov 11:32
2017
https://t.co/84puSu6msy One of my favourites ever.
Tue 7 Nov 16:59
2017
Can't believe I have to pass a physical exam in less than a fortnight, and I'm sat thinking about custard creams.
Tue 7 Nov 13:05
2017
Tue 7 Nov 13:04
2017
By the looks of this England squad crisis, I should go buy some shinpads ready.
Tue 7 Nov 13:04
2017
Mark Wotte. Gordan Strachan. Eric Black. Starting to think #saintsfc are using the same HR team as Scotland's FA 😂
Tue 7 Nov 12:53
2017
@Saint_Mark_211 I'm with you dude, I'm by your side in spirit whenever you're fighting. 👊
Tue 7 Nov 12:50
2017
Thank you all for being so amazingly patient and understanding with me the last few days, it means the world to me.
Mon 6 Nov 10:02
2017
Some more #saintsfc nostalgia. https://t.co/E5p0ueD8OO
Sun 5 Nov 17:51
2017
@NonLgeProgs just found this classic @Newport_iwfc programme! https://t.co/YHbn64iUkP
Sun 5 Nov 17:04
2017
England U21 v France U21, 1999 https://t.co/bRbqGf4Eto
Sun 5 Nov 17:00
2017
That #Saintsfc squad tho https://t.co/MPGABiMmlE
Sun 5 Nov 16:59
2017
Dellhurst Park, 99. #SaintsFC https://t.co/fOZBpGv91i
Sun 5 Nov 16:58
2017
Reading Facebook around Firework night is fucking hilarious and depressing in equal measure.
Sun 5 Nov 11:56
2017
Absolutely fucking disgusting. To not report this makes you complicit. No place for this in society, let alone foot… https://t.co/O23tMmMP6m
Sat 4 Nov 17:08
2017
Absolutely absymal.
Sat 4 Nov 16:49
2017
@TurnipPatch91 Fucking bangahhhh
Sat 4 Nov 14:05
2017
For real, I might move to France, Spain or Holland in Spring.
Fri 3 Nov 11:44
2017
@Saint_Mark_211 Ahhh mate, just personal life stuff! Sorry to hear you're having a bad one too, keep on fighting though buddy! :) x
Thu 2 Nov 16:01
2017
Today has been the worst day I've had in years
Thu 2 Nov 15:58
2017
Just read the most boring article about the football on road signs. 💤💤💤💤
Tue 31 Oct 14:13
2017
Also, what the fuck was FF doing for Brighton's goal!? I could shit in the goal mouth and it would get closer to the corners.
Sun 29 Oct 16:34
2017
"Puel's tactics are the reason we couldn't score goals" 20 minutes into his Leicester career.. 2-0.
Sun 29 Oct 16:33
2017
That Saints lineup is dope today. Hoedt and VVD! ✋🛑
Sun 29 Oct 12:39
2017
Shame about the red card in second half, eh. https://t.co/uhyfMgP8Nf
Sun 29 Oct 12:39
2017