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joseph. 🌹
@_theOcelot
Owner of @OcelotUK. Contributor for @SaintsMarching_. Freelance Graphic Designer. I like technology, skateboards, cats and #SaintsFC. All views are my own.
Followers: 1078
Following: 3610
Total tweets sent: 10897
Member since: Tue 01 Jun 2010


joseph. 🌹 Latest Tweets

@soophiieejadee Thank you lovely, I'll be okay! Just a bit stunned.
Sun 24 Jun 21:14
2018
@NathanChainey Thanks Chain! I'll definitely take you up on that my man! Will be great to catch up :)
Sun 24 Jun 20:27
2018
@LozzaKayy I will keep my Wednesday evening free either way sweet :) worst case scenario I'll be free from half five :) ๐Ÿ’š
Sun 24 Jun 20:18
2018
@LozzaKayy Yassss! I'm free most evenings but I'll check my rota when I go back to work tomorrow and let you know ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’š
Sun 24 Jun 20:14
2018
Jan Bednarek is one of the most frustrating players I've watched. I know it's his age, but he goes from solid EPL sโ€ฆ https://t.co/uVxgyacosD
Sun 24 Jun 20:11
2018
@blondiesaint @JoSaintsJo Thank you so much! They really do, to be honest. Made for each other in fact. Let them beโ€ฆ https://t.co/Irt9fcWDTo
Sun 24 Jun 20:10
2018
@LozzaKayy Thank you sweet ๐Ÿ’š we must catch up soon and I'll tell you all the details I don't wanna put online, im tโ€ฆ https://t.co/kSJycvpPWz
Sun 24 Jun 20:08
2018
@JoSaintsJo I know it will, but I will find myself, and move forward in my own way. We can't go back but we can alwโ€ฆ https://t.co/nmdqPJOjjT
Sun 24 Jun 20:03
2018
@blondiesaint Thank you, it's a horrible situation but at least I know now! No more being called paranoid for noticing things.
Sun 24 Jun 20:02
2018
@northernsaint0 Very true! Two years it's been going on, I deserve better. Two less toxic people in my life. ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Sun 24 Jun 20:02
2018
Always scores on a Tuesday ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ you're a funny one @Rchap04 https://t.co/vHBy3gTTJC
Thu 21 Jun 14:09
2018
@TheGifKing To be fair, you've always been one of the first to defend Dusan on here :)
Thu 21 Jun 14:04
2018
@mad_biker_mum_ @Im_Cheaper_ @Morrisons Tell me about it, I've had that same advert printed every time I've gone in this week!
Mon 18 Jun 16:47
2018
Nearly in tears, what a fucking legend. https://t.co/7Do8LVKHow
Mon 18 Jun 13:42
2018
@BBCSport Must be the only one that managed to make it work ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Fri 15 Jun 13:26
2018
@BBCSport Your VR app is a joke. https://t.co/Illv5n7Bkh
Fri 15 Jun 13:02
2018
Anyone here use Weibo? ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ
Fri 15 Jun 11:57
2018
@foreversaint_ @SouthamptonFC Access to all 38 games on TV, VIP meet and greet during China tour, free tickets to bโ€ฆ https://t.co/7rmL7lfPzi
Fri 15 Jun 11:55
2018
Also, does this actually say you get two tickets if you get full exam marks!? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ https://t.co/2Ooh45rwBE
Fri 15 Jun 11:52
2018
@SouthamptonFC why can't we get awesome packages like this in England!? https://t.co/VvEY1vCz9p
Fri 15 Jun 11:49
2018
No fucking way have Leeds appointed Bielsa!? incredible.
Fri 15 Jun 09:55
2018
Ronaldo looking rather healthy there #WorldCup
Thu 14 Jun 15:40
2018
That suit tho.. ๐Ÿ‘Œ #WorldCup
Thu 14 Jun 15:32
2018
Joint bid beats Morocco bid, hardly a surprise. #WC2026 #FIFACongress
Wed 13 Jun 11:52
2018
Like, honestly, had a teenage me known the sort of pish they were writing in '94 about Islam, and that Gavin McInneโ€ฆ https://t.co/e0ABuAb64f
Mon 11 Jun 14:30
2018
You know, teenage me loved Vice, but the older I get, and the more I learn, the more I realised I was led down someโ€ฆ https://t.co/c3Z2lwoVZt
Mon 11 Jun 14:25
2018
@crstig I beg to differ, highlight of my morning reading those
Mon 11 Jun 14:17
2018
Big up Spain for taking in the Aquarius, a boat full of human beings. You know, those things that every single oneโ€ฆ https://t.co/tImEpw2yVN
Mon 11 Jun 14:14
2018
13:59 brings back bad memories, I wept when he missed that penalty, and cut my Baggio ponytail off the next day. Iโ€ฆ https://t.co/kJC7AlKTPv
Mon 11 Jun 14:08
2018
@McDonaldsUK are abysmal at replying to emails
Mon 11 Jun 12:27
2018
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/Tgmlxp8qJY
Mon 11 Jun 08:28
2018
@RedMarkyMark @CostaCoffee Did you really post an over two year old article, about a city I've never been to, for aโ€ฆ https://t.co/R2mHLmPBcd
Fri 8 Jun 19:28
2018
@momjeansca @CIRecs @bsmrocks I am so super stoked, and excited and happy all at once. You can probably hear my excโ€ฆ https://t.co/AWZCxqxHs9
Thu 7 Jun 16:53
2018
Wed 6 Jun 22:33
2018
@LandfallGames TABG getting stuck on ready forever, and occasionally saying GO UPDATE even though latest version ๐Ÿ˜ข
Wed 6 Jun 22:28
2018
@Rchap04 This makes me far happier than any #saintsfc news so far this summer. Hope you have midweek evening gamesโ€ฆ https://t.co/p68juuH4wi
Wed 6 Jun 12:50
2018
Pub crawl with a team partnered with a dispensary!? Shits gonna get messy ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/giA4BVmEtU
Wed 6 Jun 12:46
2018
@CIRecs @momjeansca @graduatinglife That's all good guys, I'm sure I can find an american friend tonight who can arโ€ฆ https://t.co/XbffDeo7Sy
Sat 2 Jun 16:39
2018
'Merican friendos! Anyone wanna lend me a postal address to buy this badboy? https://t.co/PCiV63ZJYh
Sat 2 Jun 16:34
2018
@momjeansca @graduatinglife @CIRecs Any way I can buy this in UK without nearly 25 bucks shipping?
Sat 2 Jun 16:34
2018
Fucking buzzing for Paolo Guerrero. For once, and quite rarely in football, common sense prevails. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช
Thu 31 May 18:17
2018
@NathanChainey ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹! Hey Chain!
Thu 31 May 14:40
2018
Had a shave this morning and the bus driver asked if I was 19 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Thu 31 May 11:48
2018
In fact, I used to play as San Jose Earthquakes occasionally on FIFA as a kid because of him a few years later
Thu 31 May 09:45
2018
I was obsessed with Ekelund that season! https://t.co/iC04tETMp0
Thu 31 May 09:43
2018
Arkadiy Babchenko. Wow.
Wed 30 May 19:17
2018
@Sgt__Bash If Tadic goes, he would definitely suit the role, I would say.
Wed 30 May 18:02
2018
Got a random email telling me my Trump Baphomet design is "blasphemy", "disgusting" and "I should be ashamed". So,โ€ฆ https://t.co/pSjbUugC9i
Wed 30 May 17:48
2018
@AdeMcKenzie Haha I was shocked when I checked ๐Ÿคฃ I'd agree he looks far smaller.
Wed 30 May 17:30
2018
@AdeMcKenzie Oi, I'm the same height as Tadic ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ 5'11" would you believe. Shaqiri is full on at 5'6" hahaha. That'sโ€ฆ https://t.co/ESgWwHxbIA
Wed 30 May 17:27
2018
Also, I love how my spell check turns Dusan Tadic into Susan Radical. What.
Wed 30 May 15:21
2018
Rumours we are looking at Shaqiri in Swiss media, I could of sworn he's just a short Dusan Tadic anyway #SaintsFC
Wed 30 May 15:21
2018
Absolutely tragic, and yet another example of our systems failing those who are most at risk. https://t.co/00oCLFr4fW
Wed 30 May 15:17
2018
I genuinely love how people still know me as the O2 man five years after I left my Guru role. Nothing nicer than knโ€ฆ https://t.co/Z58uSRl49V
Wed 30 May 15:14
2018
@LuckyRedGooner @bt_uk crs.hlc@bt.com should help you, that's the executive complaint team :)
Wed 30 May 11:46
2018
@Morrisons @michaelmo89 How about you guys reply to my messages you asked me to send?
Wed 30 May 11:18
2018
@Morrisons @beckyinch Kanika, please reply to the DM you advised me to send 2 days ago @Morrisons
Wed 30 May 10:03
2018
@Morrisons @JanineStratford Are you gonna reply to me before you start opening new cases? Been waiting two days sinโ€ฆ https://t.co/LooJasjieV
Wed 30 May 10:02
2018
Someone give this dude a medal, or a Nobel prize or something, he made it happen! He actually made it happen! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š https://t.co/9qvlBH0MtJ
Tue 29 May 18:22
2018
@Morrisons @Jenn_Dover Wouldn't bother replying mate, they only ignore the message they tell you to send. This Kaniโ€ฆ https://t.co/XWKQ34Jnbe
Tue 29 May 18:12
2018
@Morrisons @_Laurenaireyx Wouldn't bother replying mate, they only ignore the message they tell you to send.
Tue 29 May 18:11
2018
@Morrisons @IAN_POULTER Wouldn't bother replying mate, they only ignore the message they tell you to send.
Tue 29 May 18:10
2018
The Sun acting in a dishonest and backhanded way towards Sterling? Not like they ever hacked a murdered kids voicemโ€ฆ https://t.co/Ge1mxG2qFC
Tue 29 May 18:07
2018
So @Morrisons are still unable or unwilling to reply nearly 20 hours after asking me to message details. This is abโ€ฆ https://t.co/Q2R36R3qIU
Tue 29 May 15:53
2018
Sleep well, Mr McClure. Phil Hartman was one of the true greats of voice acting. https://t.co/XbAlyYYoTq
Tue 29 May 13:34
2018
@Morrisons I guess my complaint wasn't important enough @Morrisons
Tue 29 May 09:14
2018
@Morrisons DM sent
Mon 28 May 19:42
2018
Just received the WORST customer service in @Morrisons Newport Isle of Wight. Imagine spending over ยฃ1000 over a feโ€ฆ https://t.co/5u0C0cdN2U
Mon 28 May 19:02
2018
@benperry_2001 you're an inspiration dude, we need more people like you.
Sat 26 May 15:09
2018
That #SaintsFC "leaked third kit" is lush ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ
Thu 24 May 13:16
2018
@bt_uk, ladies and gentlemen! https://t.co/5WMuRhyrmZ
Thu 24 May 13:05
2018
@LuckyRedGooner @bt_uk They're really good at that unfortunately, CEO is bloke named Gavin Patterson, if you can fiโ€ฆ https://t.co/9pil1pyMA0
Thu 24 May 13:04
2018
Yet again the @BTCare issues rumble on. Mis-sold a package at a speed unobtainable in my area, told to wait five daโ€ฆ https://t.co/jBO9VBWHUJ
Thu 24 May 13:02
2018
@Newport_iwfc @PompeyNewsNow @SydWessex @SouthamptonFC come onnnnn
Wed 23 May 20:07
2018
@elgdix @SouthamptonFC une grande rรฉussite mon ami! toutes nos fรฉlicitations! ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Wed 23 May 19:38
2018
To the fucking slug that walked into me and tried to blame me - I hope your next piss burns
Tue 22 May 17:12
2018
They don't make em like they used tah! https://t.co/wVOVVTkFQ7
Tue 22 May 14:53
2018
Absolutely class gesture. #worldcup #fifa #fifpro https://t.co/kZg5hbW73d
Tue 22 May 14:34
2018
That @CostaCoffee cold brew is unreal ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Tue 22 May 12:35
2018
Respect to the dude who apologised for making me jump by shouting at shit drivers ๐Ÿคฃ
Mon 21 May 14:45
2018
Was also super sick to skate with my brother for the first time since he moved to the proper UK
Sun 20 May 21:10
2018
My whole body aches but today was sick, great skate with the lads, all got our day returns to Southsea ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/sDt2S5dYvU
Sun 20 May 21:04
2018
Fuck the FA Cup, this has been the best cup final I've ever watched! #dfbpokal
Sat 19 May 21:02
2018
@NoseyHedgehog @hangthebankers @georgegalloway @frankieboyle For a gobshite, he's remarkably sensitive ๐Ÿคฃ
Sat 19 May 14:42
2018
@MattElgar14 Yeah they're from a concept kit account unfortunately. Shouldn't be long until we see next season's actual kit though!
Sat 19 May 10:22
2018
@MattElgar14 Tis a shame! Would be a great away option
Sat 19 May 10:02
2018
I hope this is real #SaintsFC https://t.co/O3NqPWCMUp
Sat 19 May 09:47
2018
My first piece is up over at @SaintsMarching_ โšฝโšฝโšฝโšฝ #SaintsFC https://t.co/6XDTLEhLEx
Sat 19 May 08:13
2018
When your entire season self destructs but you still get more than Watford. https://t.co/Za2Xz7LAHO
Thu 17 May 13:53
2018
@andrew_saintsfc There's always one mate ๐Ÿคฃ fuck sake, sounds like a nightmare for ya.
Thu 17 May 13:49
2018
@saint7628 You have to be harsh to be successful unfortunately. I would definitely agree that they all have made miโ€ฆ https://t.co/qewE7ra2KJ
Thu 17 May 13:48
2018
Personal thought: Should we really consider calling up a player for a major tournament who can't even tactically puโ€ฆ https://t.co/5RjpX3y0Og
Thu 17 May 13:43
2018
I reckon I could eat 20 Mayo Chickens in a single serving, ya know.
Wed 16 May 17:14
2018
Skating is fucking fun, but being in your late 20s makes the pain stay longer ๐Ÿคฃ my goddamn thigh
Tue 15 May 09:33
2018
@NovarFLIP Big up ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Mon 14 May 13:00
2018
This statistic is upsetting and terrifying, but something ALL OF US need to be talking about. I'm more than open wiโ€ฆ https://t.co/Ntl8me3Fgk
Mon 14 May 12:57
2018
Irrespective of religion, opinion, conflict or otherwise, I hope all my friends and followers in Jerusalem are safeโ€ฆ https://t.co/WgZ4HFWXTV
Mon 14 May 12:52
2018
Losing what little respect I have for Vice article by article, report by report and show by show. I remember when yโ€ฆ https://t.co/eab6KdyWke
Mon 14 May 12:47
2018
Undercover feds just flew past my house in a souped up BMW, all lights and sirens.
Mon 14 May 12:10
2018
Congratulations to @JordyClasie on his Belgian title win ๐Ÿ‘Š
Mon 14 May 10:18
2018
This lovely warm feeling reminds me of childhood great escapes, sat in grandads lounge watching teletext live updatโ€ฆ https://t.co/Vrfsi3ewnj
Sun 13 May 16:58
2018
@southamptonfc I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna have a massive drink, what an absolute rollercoaster of aโ€ฆ https://t.co/JDGnlf5CdM
Sun 13 May 16:55
2018
This pleases me on more levels than you could ever know https://t.co/4gwULjPu1I
Sun 13 May 15:20
2018
Leicester currently shitting all over my ACCA.
Sun 13 May 15:19
2018
Fuck me, I didn't even realise Carrot Top was still around! #Eurovision
Sat 12 May 21:02
2018
@SuperPennie Something about "Nazis in the UK media" I believe #Eurovision
Sat 12 May 20:57
2018
Eurovisionnnnnnn
Sat 12 May 20:10
2018
Interestin thought: B99 got cancelled cos it only had one good season at best
Fri 11 May 09:48
2018
What's the graphic design equivalent of writer's block? https://t.co/T4DYKOQtxk
Thu 10 May 12:50
2018
If any of you awesome and lovely people wanna, my art/design/clothing has a Twitter over at @ocelotuk โœŒ๏ธ
Thu 10 May 12:22
2018
I don't think I'm ever gonna be bored of this EP
Thu 10 May 11:34
2018
And we say goodbye and go undergroundย  Or up towards the skyย  Up in smoke burnt down to sizeย  At least we're stillโ€ฆ https://t.co/mf4iNKYj51
Thu 10 May 11:33
2018
@blondiesaint I think I just nearly wet myself with excitement hahaha
Tue 8 May 21:15
2018
THREE STRIKERS ON THE PITCH
Tue 8 May 21:11
2018
@RonaldKoeman @SouthamptonFC Bedankt, baas! ๐Ÿ‘Š
Tue 8 May 18:48
2018
Tonight's just a bit fucking massive ain't it. #saintsfc
Tue 8 May 18:06
2018
"I've literally seen more personality in a butternut squash" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Tue 8 May 18:06
2018
Imagine being on 99 points and then getting trounced by Sunderland ๐Ÿ˜…
Sun 6 May 16:12
2018
Typical fucking Premier League.
Sat 5 May 19:23
2018
LOOK AT YOUR WATCH YOU FUCKING MORON
Sat 5 May 19:23
2018
This is fucking bullshit. Absolute fucking bollocks.
Sat 5 May 19:22
2018
I'm really quite fond of Alex McCarthy #saintsfc
Sat 5 May 19:21
2018
Kolbรกsz is so fucking good, isn't it.
Sat 5 May 14:14
2018
Van Dijk giving it the big one, fucking mercenary. Normally support English clubs in Europe, but frankly the Red haโ€ฆ https://t.co/l1QvW9b7vW
Thu 3 May 10:55
2018
@ArthurPickthorn Would have him back at #saintsfc without a seconds hesitation!
Wed 2 May 10:46
2018
I need to renew three domains in the next week, I hate paying for shit I can't be without.
Tue 1 May 14:20
2018
I'll eat my hat, I guess. ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/XUFybsdGjy
Sat 28 Apr 15:25
2018
Dusan must honestly have some dirt on someone at the club to keep getting picked! #saintsfc
Sat 28 Apr 14:38
2018
Watching it in the stock room of the O2 shop I was working in at the time ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/d3WkwmkocE
Sat 28 Apr 14:36
2018
All the NPCs are telling me off for wandering off and not listening ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Thu 26 Apr 16:19
2018
I have zero interest in the royal family, but every day it amuses me that one of them is engaged to an actress from CSI:Miami ๐Ÿคฃ
Thu 26 Apr 15:32
2018
@peterkwilson @Conservatives Glad to hear he's been suspended. Too little, too late though. Tories proving the direโ€ฆ https://t.co/WAZ2iOGyVZ
Thu 26 Apr 15:21
2018
Legitimately seen films less well acted than Far Cry 5's cutscenes.
Thu 26 Apr 15:19
2018
Thu 26 Apr 15:12
2018
Did you know if you eat Aero Mint and then sip a Magners Pear, it tastes EXACTLY like champagne. You're welcome. ๐Ÿฅ‚
Wed 25 Apr 21:11
2018
I need this more than any of you could ever know https://t.co/N0F4QQix3f
Wed 25 Apr 14:46
2018
Love it when you see someone do something stupid, and then see another dude that saw and do that "fuck is this guyโ€ฆ https://t.co/wCmcp3XPFI
Mon 23 Apr 17:43
2018
Just seen a kid in a phone box doing a bump of something naughty.
Mon 23 Apr 14:17
2018
Well... Except City apparently ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/QhsEB7RKHj
Sun 22 Apr 18:19
2018
Goalless draw yesterday, now Stoke are 1-0 up, nobody is gonna do us any favours are they?
Sun 22 Apr 13:47
2018