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Chris
@chrissamps
No tolerance for bullies,control freaks or expansionists. Enjoys good company and conversation. Respects Nature. Pro-Brexit. Up the Bantams. #bcafc
Followers: 3063
Following: 3010
Total tweets sent: 1521
Member since: Mon 01 Mar 2010


Chris Latest Tweets

@JaydaBF Bang
Sat 21 Oct 11:52
2017
@joannexwhufc Not surprised afrer that performance last night. :-)
Sat 21 Oct 10:18
2017
@CinderEstelle Because i hadnt a clue who he was, googled him, and read interview with Pink from two days ago.
Thu 19 Oct 22:40
2017
@CinderEstelle They havent had sex for a year
Thu 19 Oct 22:38
2017
#bcafc Pathetic performance. Midfield so slow and laboured. Seen ball moved quicker in a bowling alley.
Sat 14 Oct 17:09
2017
If all the good people turned bad, and all the bad people turned good. The world would be a far worse place. So hang in there folks!
Thu 12 Oct 12:15
2017
@Michelle__P But not as much as that big fat wallet !
Wed 11 Oct 11:48
2017
@footbalIfights @mc5506 Coward, many use a football pitch to dish it out as others will stop it. One on one in a ca… https://t.co/L7iq8q2P8q
Wed 11 Oct 08:36
2017
Ladies be aware, middle age in a man is when his broad mind and narrow waist rapidly change places.
Wed 11 Oct 06:31
2017
Humanity at its best https://t.co/eUulrUSQ8Q
Wed 11 Oct 06:20
2017
@RolandMillward A cream cake !! wish all i got bullied with was a bun !
Tue 10 Oct 18:17
2017
Congratulations to my wife who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbours' smoke alarm!
Mon 9 Oct 22:44
2017
@the_fool2 @BCAFC_Tickets I booked three on-line this morning
Mon 9 Oct 17:24
2017
@GeorgeCol90 @Ehickioya Me :-)
Sun 8 Oct 11:04
2017
@dondeljul @chalimangp @Kent_999s @KurlyKrissy He's in a timewarp Julie, 80's militant rebel without a clue. Derek… https://t.co/Xrv7QulUmf
Sun 8 Oct 09:08
2017
@Ehickioya Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Sun 8 Oct 08:42
2017
@0uberfact Surely then all the traffic is 5mph slower, therefore according to this theory they're all now more likely to have an accident!
Sat 7 Oct 16:08
2017
Where is Alan's snack bar, that these Middle eastern folk keep shouting about?
Sat 7 Oct 12:27
2017
@Scottish_Tweets Havent a clue what's going off. However it looks fun.
Sat 7 Oct 11:19
2017
Religion is like a Cock: Have one and be proud of it if you must. However if you get it out and wave it in my face, We have a problem!
Sat 7 Oct 11:14
2017
Corrupt FIFA should be boycotted. With a new breakaway body to have own tournaments. Russia and Qatar are a danger to both fans and players.
Sat 7 Oct 11:02
2017
@AMDWaters Has the left wing media demonised you yet, like your own Ukip party members did.
Fri 6 Oct 06:57
2017
@ScottishFA @GarryCrawford6 copy-cats !
Fri 6 Oct 06:44
2017
Morning. You once were the youngest person on the planet. Wow !
Thu 5 Oct 07:05
2017
@Blanchfield64 Unfortunately so !!
Wed 4 Oct 13:26
2017
@Blanchfield64 Egostistical !!
Wed 4 Oct 12:51
2017
@Blanchfield64 I found this guide quite accurate haha
Wed 4 Oct 12:47
2017
Which-one are you ? https://t.co/UNwPhPbPgM
Wed 4 Oct 12:38
2017
A Mother is a Mother is a Mother. https://t.co/P6MCMoWGu9
Sun 1 Oct 07:42
2017
@FootyStreamerHD You do a great job pal
Sun 1 Oct 01:01
2017
@DremTGI @meddiebaddie Arsehole
Wed 27 Sep 22:31
2017
Wed 27 Sep 22:12
2017
So that freshened things up !! #bcafc
Tue 26 Sep 23:09
2017
@RickHartley64 @79Eamon Leeds win n both teams to score 6/1 its in my acca,so fingers crossed. And thats from a Bradford fan haha
Tue 26 Sep 12:30
2017
@FootyStreamerHD Thanks for stream, it's appreciated.
Mon 25 Sep 21:02
2017
@mikerwatts @GaryLineker A self styled Doctor ! hahaha
Mon 25 Sep 15:03
2017
@GaryLineker Despite putting the lives of millions of her own people in danger. Seems it has caught on !
Mon 25 Sep 14:58
2017
Mon 25 Sep 12:44
2017
@BaggieBird62 That's the idea, although i'm usually relegated haha
Mon 25 Sep 11:05
2017
@BaggieBird62 It's easy. Pick 11 Premiership players up to a value of £50m who then subsequently play crap rest of the season. :-)
Mon 25 Sep 10:53
2017
@BaggieBird62 Hope Nyom plays and has a stormer, he's in my dreamteam !
Mon 25 Sep 10:42
2017
@andyanglian_lfc @SuePeace1 The deflected free-kick
Mon 25 Sep 10:30
2017
@realDonaldTrump @barnett78 Don I've a party to go to next weekend, friends I havent seen for years. Can we wait un… https://t.co/Cbcl9fx0B5
Sun 24 Sep 18:00
2017
@catherinewilko2 Like Tommy Cooper ??
Sun 24 Sep 14:18
2017
Dont have many sporting heroes, but when it comes to Stu McCall https://t.co/P8KdiXEybc
Sun 24 Sep 09:35
2017
Some sensitive little souls on twitter, makes you wonder how they get through real life outside their front door.
Sun 24 Sep 08:51
2017
@GallacherBryan Thanks for the stream Bryan, and your excellent colourful commentary :-)
Sat 23 Sep 13:52
2017
@sgpeek Always have a soft spot for any club Stuart McCall's played for. :-)
Sat 23 Sep 13:01
2017
Saying a woman wearing a skimpy outfit is "asking for it" is like saying a guy in a football top wouldnt mind getting tackled out of nowhere
Sat 23 Sep 11:54
2017
I remember laughing so much at this hamless nonsense as a kid. https://t.co/m0mRmMPi4y
Sat 23 Sep 08:30
2017
So the Tory twat has kicked the majority in the teeth. Just need Merkel to tell us how many migrants we've to take and its all done n dusted
Fri 22 Sep 18:34
2017
Just called into a Bakers. "Sausage roll please" "What flavour" "Eh! fucking Sausage roll flavour" WTF What's the world come to!! ?
Fri 22 Sep 11:06
2017
@the_fool2 Happy birthday
Fri 22 Sep 10:55
2017
@the_fool2 Be thankful you're not a Dog
Fri 22 Sep 10:54
2017
@JackPosobiec @heidiEC5 If we got him on X Factor he might chill.
Fri 22 Sep 00:16
2017
In the twisted world of left wing politics, the far right gets nearer the middle ground daily.
Wed 20 Sep 17:20
2017
@Nigel_Farage @AnonymousOneToo Bolshevik broadcasting company, totally infiltrated by extreme left rodents.
Wed 20 Sep 07:17
2017
@DylaaanBarker I cannot imagine how difficult things are for you. However I cannot but admire your resolve and strength.
Tue 19 Sep 22:56
2017
@mikelallen6 Does anyone ever take any notice of him. What's his purpose ?
Tue 19 Sep 18:02
2017
Good human beings in the making. https://t.co/tIGqYjnXTX
Tue 19 Sep 18:00
2017
@YvetteCooperMP Did you manage to keep that contorted pained expression Cooper whilst you spoke your usual bollox.
Tue 19 Sep 07:13
2017
@NargisWalker Did you learn how to make placards, masks and chant silly meaningless slogans ?
Tue 19 Sep 07:07
2017
@BlackPilledPete @DaveHighway1 Didn't even know he was still alive. Thought some fog or a clown may have gotten him
Mon 18 Sep 15:09
2017
Mon 18 Sep 07:18
2017
@M0O_MOO Shag his mate, that usually works !
Sun 17 Sep 21:54
2017
@secretsexpot Good game good game
Sun 17 Sep 01:09
2017
Never in the field of human conflict have so many politicians been so spineless in the defence of their country
Fri 15 Sep 23:35
2017
@PaulKilby87 You're ill, right ?
Fri 15 Sep 17:21
2017
@KTHopkins @boverred Always loved the beatles :-)
Thu 14 Sep 08:32
2017
@plockwood65 Does four wanks a day count ?
Thu 14 Sep 00:21
2017
@ShiteSportsNews A Goodfella
Wed 13 Sep 23:40
2017
@ForeverLustful @YoHaNNa_DcOG Love is caring about someone beyond yourself
Wed 13 Sep 23:35
2017
@dianereeves321 @hammerdale22 Suspended! Yes, with piano wire.
Wed 13 Sep 08:52
2017
@RealJamesWoods @Sweethonezty07 Looks like Bill's tongue finally found the bean.
Tue 12 Sep 16:20
2017
@NiaAaliya @MaddieMcCann10 Totally agree Nia, disgraceful parody account.
Tue 12 Sep 08:26
2017
@Manwivastick Business talk.. Think outside the box, heads up, touch base, grab the low hanging fruit etc..etc..grrrr
Tue 12 Sep 07:47
2017
@Manwivastick Haha there's certain phrases irritate me, like for instance folk that say. "It's not my bag"
Tue 12 Sep 07:39
2017
@Manwivastick Red,blue or both ?
Tue 12 Sep 07:18
2017
Polish proverb. Dont get involved in other peoples nonsense. Not your circus, not your Monkeys
Mon 11 Sep 17:04
2017
Mon 11 Sep 06:24
2017
Look at the smile on this young man's face https://t.co/uy1jtO1cDt
Sun 10 Sep 08:28
2017
Good morning from La Carihuela twitter friends https://t.co/pK5TWqvsOF
Sun 10 Sep 07:14
2017
@mowgli1977 I took De Bruyne out and put Salah in FFS !!
Sun 10 Sep 06:31
2017
@reluctantnicko Foot head high. dangerous play. nearly takes his head off after the ball was headed, reckless play. red card
Sat 9 Sep 18:36
2017
@MilfyMonroe Really? That's my missus in bother then ! ha
Fri 8 Sep 07:01
2017
@MilfyMonroe No DM's unless it's your credit card details :-)
Fri 8 Sep 06:56
2017
@hazelmcclean @BelTel Rules me out then, Horlicks and slippers after 10:30pm !
Fri 8 Sep 06:46
2017
@BelTel @hazelmcclean Never been to Belfast Hazel, been told it's a cracking night out.
Fri 8 Sep 06:43
2017
That's Branson the Socialist er Capitalist er Socialist for you ! https://t.co/w2pONTxrCs
Thu 7 Sep 22:37
2017
@the_fool2 Your secret is safe with me Mr Rooney !
Thu 7 Sep 17:18
2017
@the_fool2 Aha Mr Fool :-)
Thu 7 Sep 17:13
2017
@TomHalstead1 In your opinion
Wed 6 Sep 21:42
2017
@CorwinPB @PrimulaBond @TallonGibson @piersmorgan @GMB The one that refers to moderate Muslims as Uncle Toms ?
Wed 6 Sep 17:22
2017
@whatmaddness @Stuccoman1 Then you'd have a baby great tit, on a great tits tit !
Wed 6 Sep 16:53
2017
@Manwivastick Football has moved on from the 70's, but there's still Leeds fans ! :-)
Wed 6 Sep 09:14
2017
Morning, and good to see we're all still here, no Red buttons pressed overnight !
Wed 6 Sep 07:39
2017
Wed 6 Sep 07:36
2017
@Nigel_Farage @JBHTD Don't hold your breath
Wed 6 Sep 07:23
2017
@dizzyparkermoo Radio2 last night Jo Whiley played Mariah Carey All I want for xmas is you! Gobsmacked!
Wed 6 Sep 06:57
2017
@RosinaFrance You can be my Dietitian !
Tue 5 Sep 21:00
2017
@RosinaFrance I hope it's the same principle with Whiskey then !
Tue 5 Sep 20:53
2017
Why do Ladies think they're dieting with a bottle of semi-skimmed milk in fridge,when theres two empty bottles of Jacobs creek next to them.
Tue 5 Sep 20:36
2017
@DVATW @Article1066 I expect tomorrows headline telling us of 23,000 arrests of extremists
Tue 5 Sep 18:55
2017
@tinselshoes Ive had follows where their tweets are all arabic ( or something) I think what's the point. Not a clue… https://t.co/3oLCO3rZP4
Tue 5 Sep 16:15
2017
@ChristineLambo3 Well done.
Sun 3 Sep 11:37
2017
@leesha_m_x Good heavens, he has issues !
Sun 3 Sep 11:23
2017
@oxfordgirl @mikelallen6 Oh look folks, an apologist.
Sun 3 Sep 11:16
2017
@justjane962 Cockroaches.
Sun 3 Sep 09:37
2017
@the_fool2 Hope they've kept the old sign.
Fri 1 Sep 10:36
2017
@lulyassi @mad_hill Ashley, just reminds me of corrers, Uncle Freds Nephew!
Fri 1 Sep 10:35
2017
@tinselshoes Likewise Miss Sparkles, and a good morning to you too.
Fri 1 Sep 08:46
2017
@R2BD2 Got told tonight it's been refurbed really nice, however drinks a bit pricey?
Thu 31 Aug 21:57
2017
@Gav_The_Bantam @ParkerTandA Yes
Thu 31 Aug 19:27
2017
@2010LeeHurst These twats nearly went to war with us over useless French fleet at Algiers !! No Allies of ours
Thu 31 Aug 00:35
2017
#thismorning Get'em out for the lads
Wed 30 Aug 10:59
2017
@BlackPandaCuIt Good morning Panda, have you had your Bamboo Porridge for brekky ?
Wed 30 Aug 10:29
2017
@2010LeeHurst @BarrySearby Your getting lots of bites Lee after casting your line into their half haha.
Tue 29 Aug 14:05
2017
#thismorning Ulrika, much fitter now she's older.
Tue 29 Aug 11:52
2017
Creepy Wasps built a nest around this https://t.co/OYN8MaYsDa your kids what they're getting for Xmas if they don't… https://t.co/FdLnGOwTP8
Tue 29 Aug 10:33
2017
Please add a caption https://t.co/fqzVZasLkz
Tue 29 Aug 10:22
2017
@louisa Everyone calm down. She only told someone to fuck off.
Tue 29 Aug 09:16
2017
@TRobinsonNewEra @stewart_ws Our day will come
Tue 29 Aug 09:04
2017
@annelaine12 Happy birthday.
Tue 29 Aug 08:45
2017
#thismorning Gerri relax, you're doing fine :-)
Mon 28 Aug 12:12
2017
#thismorning Seriously Miss Whip you're having a mid-life crisis. Keep your dignity, the 'younger' men are only after a quick shag!
Mon 28 Aug 11:27
2017
#thismorning Rylan got someone on today as nuts as him. Some crank banging on about guardian angels dressed in red ! bollox
Mon 28 Aug 10:57
2017
@PogbaEsquee Annoying !
Sun 27 Aug 14:27
2017
@Holbornlolz The community constables on the beat when I was a kid would despair looking at these sad fuckers.
Sun 27 Aug 13:25
2017
@Stokie_Matt74 I use android so have mobdro app. if im still awake ill find a stream on there. there's usually some… https://t.co/fGsbmsjZE0
Sun 27 Aug 00:28
2017
@Stokie_Matt74 He's offered a couple of links, not sure how useful they are.
Sun 27 Aug 00:25
2017
@Stokie_Matt74 Try follow @PogbaEsquee
Sun 27 Aug 00:07
2017
@PogbaEsquee Oh it's Pogba! First glance I thought it was Denzel Washington !
Sat 26 Aug 11:51
2017
@JustLivFFS Oh I see !! Doh ! haha
Sat 26 Aug 11:24
2017
@JustLivFFS How can I fit all that into 140characters !! ? :-)
Sat 26 Aug 11:15
2017
@kevwaring1986 Oh I see Kev, Derby at Sheff Utd. Im Bradford, we're at Wallsall today.
Sat 26 Aug 10:10
2017
@kevwaring1986 Sheffield? What for ?
Sat 26 Aug 10:07
2017
@kevwaring1986 McGregor aint a prayer. If this was football it would Real Madrid v Guiseley.
Sat 26 Aug 09:47
2017
@DTguardian @bfcChris_ The oneupmanship on display here hahaha
Mon 21 Aug 18:26
2017
@bfcChris_ Someone should'av whalloped her round the back of her head with a frying pan, and shouted Bong !!
Mon 21 Aug 11:54
2017
#ThisMorning Dream expert ! utter nonsense
Mon 21 Aug 11:39
2017
@MidgetMurphy I just go for a walk in the rain
Mon 21 Aug 09:44
2017
https://t.co/TrDvRmpPV0 via @youtube 100years yesterday Ex Rangers Bradford Leeds footballer Jimmy Spiers fell at Ypres. All fine soldiers.
Mon 21 Aug 09:40
2017
So Chelsea sub comes on with mask on. But has Pedro wrote on his shirt. Frigging idiot!
Sun 20 Aug 17:38
2017
@GoldingBF The disrespectful piece of shit
Sun 20 Aug 14:46
2017
@Chris_Roberts23 @TRobinsonNewEra There's an even bigger veil called PC. It harbours and protects some very sinister things.
Sun 20 Aug 14:03
2017
@Chris_Roberts23 @TRobinsonNewEra Who brainwashed you Chris ?
Sun 20 Aug 13:48
2017
@causticbob That's a Marathon Snicker
Sun 20 Aug 11:46
2017
@TheGoddster It's thw one thing that makes shopping in a supermarket bareable haha
Sun 20 Aug 11:43
2017
Sun 20 Aug 09:16
2017