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Chris
@chrissamps
Dislike bullies,control freaks Enjoys good company, conversation, off the wall humour. Respect Nature. Pro-Brexit. Up the Bantams. Im skint pointless DM'ing me!
Followers: 3348
Following: 3211
Total tweets sent: 1691
Member since: Mon 01 Mar 2010


Chris Latest Tweets

@UmmAlMumineen @bazzamac1968 Is he 7th century version of Peter Kay
Tue 12 Dec 08:51
2017
@ormeau_road @KTHopkins I once sat on Santa's knee and I had the boner https://t.co/ycHh5XnE85
Mon 11 Dec 23:27
2017
@liamgallagher A great brace of assists from Lukaku !
Sun 10 Dec 23:34
2017
@realDonaldTrump Our lying leftie media filth is the same in the UK Donald.
Sun 10 Dec 23:27
2017
@paky__dave @Obi_1_ @Marco_P_Shite Disturbing
Sun 10 Dec 11:51
2017
Sun 10 Dec 10:48
2017
@CStani9 Get some wintergreen on ya legs you'll be reet.
Sun 10 Dec 10:07
2017
May, are you listening to this? https://t.co/DTq1LFNQao
Sun 10 Dec 09:32
2017
Bradford City half time in concourse. I love British Christian culture and tradition. https://t.co/ICLXNCsLlq
Sat 9 Dec 23:28
2017
@the_fool2 That kid is going to play top level.
Sat 9 Dec 23:19
2017
@ChristineLambo3 That's a £10 note on the floor in your garden.
Sat 9 Dec 09:41
2017
@TRobinsonNewEra Bet she's got a 6" Clitoris
Fri 8 Dec 23:44
2017
@johnmcdonnellMP @AbuWahidLab Ah right, whilst we're on about protecting Children. How's Naz Shah's views holding u… https://t.co/u4TkbKbldj
Fri 8 Dec 10:21
2017
@KTHopkins Id knock the piece of shit spark out.
Fri 8 Dec 09:54
2017
@UNICEF_uk Professional Football player.
Thu 7 Dec 08:08
2017
@DamnFeelings Are they? Perhaps they judge you by their own standards.
Thu 7 Dec 07:05
2017
@kelly_82 Star-fishing in crisp fresh sheets, heaven !
Wed 6 Dec 18:51
2017
OMG The irony hahaha https://t.co/uQMHcEmXBz
Wed 6 Dec 09:37
2017
@Dave_Burns_ @StopTraffickers @VeryAngryHobbit @HateMachine9000 @PrisonPlanet @lilyallen @elharper1400 That reply o… https://t.co/MORSZk9WJE
Tue 5 Dec 17:13
2017
@NASA Hi, have you received anything of note from Voyager one recently ?
Tue 5 Dec 13:20
2017
@TheJosiahStreet Hey, pasta da ball
Mon 4 Dec 23:44
2017
@ChrisHilton83 I reckon Millwall away !! :-(
Mon 4 Dec 17:32
2017
@Ankhassa @PlanB1975 @HAT_London @davidschneider @badjonesyinc This isn't the fella that turns green when he's angry is it?
Mon 4 Dec 11:21
2017
@Ankhassa @PlanB1975 @HAT_London @davidschneider @badjonesyinc FFS Are you two still at it ? :-) History associates… https://t.co/LD3OUYmsq7
Mon 4 Dec 11:05
2017
@rschewb None
Mon 4 Dec 09:19
2017
Wow, Velma has certainly blossomed since I was a kid. https://t.co/idqeL5UM3c
Sun 3 Dec 12:25
2017
@Ankhassa @davidschneider @badjonesyinc Yes, well Im off to indoctrinate myself with some breakfast. Have a good day.
Sun 3 Dec 10:43
2017
@Ankhassa @davidschneider @badjonesyinc That then explains why you're uninformed ! ;-)
Sun 3 Dec 10:35
2017
Didn't expect that hahaha https://t.co/71joXRLxS1
Sun 3 Dec 10:23
2017
@Ankhassa @davidschneider @badjonesyinc Nope, didn't miss yesterday news. However do keep up, as you obviously miss… https://t.co/7bqTG310fo
Sun 3 Dec 10:18
2017
@davidschneider @badjonesyinc JRM , extreme right? You're ill.
Sun 3 Dec 09:39
2017
@aassmmaa2018 @AMDWaters Plenty of videos knocking around.
Sun 3 Dec 07:02
2017
Sat 2 Dec 10:32
2017
@RobbieSavage8 Yeah, but we've got Panama!!
Sat 2 Dec 01:29
2017
@LBC @PaulMer45790900 Rude
Fri 1 Dec 15:55
2017
@KurlyKrissy @theresa_may Very disturbing to have lilly livered leader when there's the communist Anglophobic bastard waiting in the wings.
Fri 1 Dec 08:07
2017
@ballymikd @realDonaldTrump Surely Santa must have visited your house!
Fri 1 Dec 08:04
2017
@SadiqKhan Any empathy for the poor kid slaughtered in the video? Thought not.
Fri 1 Dec 08:01
2017
@realDonaldTrump Isn't being an androgyne athiest the latest vogue for the bed-wetters as opposed to loving Jesus and celebrating his gift
Fri 1 Dec 07:50
2017
Hand picked audience and hand picked panel in full Trump bashing on QT. The bed-wetters in full denial to real issues.
Thu 30 Nov 22:56
2017
@Scott_1690_ @goodlaertes The mere sight of her disgusts me
Thu 30 Nov 22:20
2017
@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Might be a big deal for you. Big deals for me are folk like Naz Shah who want childre… https://t.co/IcuVyAcLzf
Thu 30 Nov 19:28
2017
@latifyahia @JaydaBF @realDonaldTrump Would you like her stoned for having an opinion.
Thu 30 Nov 06:55
2017
@latifyahia @CadiG2 @JaydaBF @realDonaldTrump What it is with these cranks and Mom jokes, sound like a 1930's jewish American comic haha
Thu 30 Nov 06:47
2017
A little old lady just asked me where the public toilets are. Of course first I had to ask to identify her Gender.… https://t.co/Pwqwxf6P38
Wed 29 Nov 09:43
2017
@2010LeeHurst @dondeljul Jammy fuckers, wish we had this when I was adolescent lad. I'd have been wanking for England!
Wed 29 Nov 09:35
2017
@cccammy1 Hopefully this is just a temporary illness that has afflicted Britain and sanity will prevail in new year… https://t.co/mLHF9TeMmJ
Wed 29 Nov 09:04
2017
How come someone called Barack Obama offers Harry n Meghan his congratulations and it gets 98.1k retweets. I offer… https://t.co/pdNpqkg0B6
Tue 28 Nov 22:26
2017
@BaggieBird62 @kelly_82 Can we have a clean sheet please, I have Hegazi in my dream team !
Tue 28 Nov 18:08
2017
@causticbob Ok Im thick, someone please explain it to me
Tue 28 Nov 11:56
2017
@BuntySoftbunty @Waggieshere So, scum protest against Katie because she protests against terror attacks. Something… https://t.co/XuKKgZcHiC
Tue 28 Nov 06:59
2017
Mon 27 Nov 20:23
2017
@Marshall5Sharon Disgusting piece of shit.
Mon 27 Nov 17:22
2017
@alecr1952 @syptweet @PaulMer45790900 They're aware of what's going of, they choose to ignore it.
Mon 27 Nov 06:53
2017
@JamesBlunt The worst type of twat, is an hypocritical one, and that is exactly what Morgan is.
Sun 26 Nov 10:53
2017
@AbrahamEricWitt @Lin_121 Ooooh splendid, I can't wait to be a schoolgirl !!!
Sun 26 Nov 10:39
2017
@nick240v @XxPLWxX It's certainly got an appetite!
Sun 26 Nov 09:01
2017
@mikeyreilly67 @AdamElDab Unless your from Thailand, in which case you're likely to have a 6" Clitoris !
Sun 26 Nov 08:55
2017
@twoods01 What does catfish mean please?
Sat 25 Nov 20:38
2017
@causticbob In the UK they're Pot Noodle's :-)
Sat 25 Nov 12:44
2017
Sat 25 Nov 09:52
2017
@lukewoolley1997 @deanhenderson @Stefanpaynee @shrewsweb @AJRodman23 @BecklesOmar @macgillivray93 @AbsOgogohttps://t.co/69ZdsmtGDj
Sat 25 Nov 09:34
2017
@RickHartley64 As a neutral Im looking forward to this Yorkshire Derby. Hopefully a thunderous affair with plenty of goals.
Sat 25 Nov 09:33
2017
@lukewoolley1997 @deanhenderson @Stefanpaynee @shrewsweb @AJRodman23 @BecklesOmar @macgillivray93 @AbsOgogohttps://t.co/zTt8fp3uGF
Sat 25 Nov 08:52
2017
@lukewoolley1997 @deanhenderson @Stefanpaynee @shrewsweb @AJRodman23 @BecklesOmar @macgillivray93 @AbsOgogohttps://t.co/XiVLgkpw8J
Sat 25 Nov 08:48
2017
@MrAlfredGarnett Today's sitcom would be genderless. They be like Amoeba's sat on a parkbench occasionally reachin… https://t.co/GYgLhRsM0F
Sat 25 Nov 08:41
2017
@SomethingTexty This Lady has serious issues. Hope she doesn't own a firearm !
Sat 25 Nov 08:36
2017
@kelly_82 I do suspect though Kelly that those Horrible old men are actually horrible old men. Whilst my pretty you… https://t.co/oOLtR9K7Ri
Sat 25 Nov 07:52
2017
Strange how the DM's I receive are from pretty young ladies that seem to have a penchant for middle age bald men !
Sat 25 Nov 07:44
2017
@boblister_poole What a shame she's turned into a pretentious prat, because she has genuine talent!
Thu 23 Nov 23:02
2017
@bbcquestiontime @phil_dfc @UKLabour @HackneyAbbott Well, that's me not watching QT if that piece of shit is on. I'… https://t.co/imeyyA9uUp
Wed 22 Nov 18:57
2017
@AMDWaters @terencehooson Well done Maggie, a true hero amongst cowards
Tue 21 Nov 07:19
2017
@FSF_FairCop Its the pathetic prick that was offended that should be named and shamed
Mon 20 Nov 22:57
2017
@CinderEstelle Certainly enjoying series8 more than the utter shite series7. I nearly gave up on it.
Mon 20 Nov 22:31
2017
@bostock_jamieJB How many ?
Sun 19 Nov 23:20
2017
My Children keep on taking the piss out my alzheimers. Wait till the cheeky little gits wake up on Christmas mornin… https://t.co/JCN2Koc5uH
Sun 19 Nov 20:58
2017
@apatgee See the Bolshevik Broadcasting company is giving plenty of air time to the Anglophobes.
Sun 19 Nov 13:03
2017
Sun 19 Nov 12:34
2017
@Becca_March Its the brainwashing by the liberal media, the Liberals that have our children in the schools and univ… https://t.co/kBkLkiBpT1
Sun 19 Nov 10:01
2017
@Becca_March Sadly the Liberal globalists have us on the ropes at the moment.
Sun 19 Nov 09:57
2017
@AbrahamEricWitt @sambo60s Never really found any common ground with sensationlist hack Malone, however she's bang on here.
Sun 19 Nov 09:48
2017
Sun 19 Nov 09:12
2017
All these girls with doggy ears and noses on social media. If I went out on a date with a girl I met online, I woul… https://t.co/wVAr9jQmmC
Sun 19 Nov 08:51
2017
@bantamsbanter @Medds92 @DannyFoz38 Terry Dolan v Southport 76-77 season
Sun 19 Nov 00:11
2017
@BaggieBird62 Try Claret and Amber ! :-)
Sat 18 Nov 18:39
2017
@diddlywiddly That's right generally Men find most boobs attractive. Apart from big silly false ones (Ala Kate Price)
Sat 18 Nov 11:01
2017
@causticbob Same reason Ophelia wouldn't marry Mr Balls
Sat 18 Nov 08:28
2017
Stop killing animals for sport you vile bastards.
Fri 17 Nov 17:35
2017
Well, Xmas tree is up, Fella in shop said it just needs water n ultraviolet light, and he'll even collect it Januar… https://t.co/rcq50rf56M
Fri 17 Nov 15:43
2017
@ChristineLambo3 Congratulations
Fri 17 Nov 14:38
2017
@mc5506 @TRobinsonNewEra Oh I see, cheers
Thu 16 Nov 19:11
2017
@mc5506 @TRobinsonNewEra What does a blue tick mean please ?
Thu 16 Nov 19:09
2017
I used to fear the Dentists, not any more. https://t.co/pFvYBRKxVQ
Mon 13 Nov 10:34
2017
On the eve of the Gypsy girls wedding. Her Mother says " Crystal, tomorrow your new husband will want to put his m… https://t.co/so0l7FXFSw
Sun 12 Nov 09:32
2017
@Girlofthe70S I'll get my coat!
Sun 12 Nov 09:03
2017
@JustLivFFS Haha Did you check to see what % you polled ?
Sun 12 Nov 09:00
2017
Never ending, another celebrity exposed as a sexual deviant. This time it Sting. For a Massage in a Brothel !
Sun 12 Nov 08:58
2017
Sun 12 Nov 08:20
2017
@Girlofthe70S @LBC @MaajidNawaz I imagine he would as before and warn us of false prophets.
Sun 12 Nov 07:54
2017
@AfghanExMuslim @Alexicon83 He needs a good pegging
Sun 12 Nov 07:08
2017
Sat 11 Nov 10:56
2017
@1bowman5 @Robbie__98 Bradford College 3x11week courses. Found it very worthwhile.
Sat 11 Nov 10:09
2017
Day off, so thought I'd erect my tree. https://t.co/wWAR4KbBxC
Fri 10 Nov 16:07
2017
@BaggieBird62 CRACKERJACKKKKKK !!!!
Fri 10 Nov 10:46
2017
It's Friday n Crackerjack!! Wonder if those thick kids that only won cabbages needed self-esteem counselling. Whils… https://t.co/EmSHDjcbSM
Fri 10 Nov 07:53
2017
Fri 10 Nov 07:00
2017
@Robbie__98 I did a 33week Asian cookery course. Make all my own starters n mains. Blows majority of Asian restaurants out of the water.
Fri 10 Nov 06:49
2017
@andrewlawrence How long did you have to wait before she walked in ?
Thu 9 Nov 22:57
2017
Christmas must be close. I've just seen my first Easter Egg.
Thu 9 Nov 19:12
2017
@audz64 Yes very good Audrey, now run along haven't you a Cenotaph to deface.
Thu 9 Nov 08:54
2017
@audz64 Silly cow
Thu 9 Nov 08:41
2017
@KTHopkins Here's another Naz Shah retweet https://t.co/PQvKu1Ac3j
Wed 8 Nov 18:28
2017
@scully724 When does this come into fruition, or has it already ?
Wed 8 Nov 13:01
2017
@CinderEstelle Told herself a joke that she's never heard before.
Wed 8 Nov 12:32
2017
Confuse Hypochondriacs by telling them that hypochondria is a real illness.
Tue 7 Nov 23:32
2017
@SueWWCoach Really, I dreamt I set up traffic light control on a cobbled road. Then set a table in the road and had dinner!
Tue 7 Nov 09:10
2017
Lorraine Kelly's voice. FFS it's like having a whistle blown in your ears!
Tue 7 Nov 09:03
2017
Do you 16yr olds think Corbyn gives a damn about you. He wants your vote as the commie pig lusts for power to screw your future.
Sun 5 Nov 08:55
2017
@TourPic @pugsbabiforest Wow
Sun 5 Nov 06:05
2017
@BaggieBird62 I watched the game live on TV and other than the last 10mins, WBA were drab !
Sat 4 Nov 22:05
2017
Is Nicole pissed on X factor, blood shot eyes n slightly odd behaviour. Still thinks she's gorgeous though.
Sat 4 Nov 21:44
2017
@dodo @erikak58 Well done lads
Sat 4 Nov 14:23
2017
@BaggieBird62 Welcome to West Yorkshire, albeit the grubbier part haha
Sat 4 Nov 11:42
2017
@rodbishop15 Only time i want to see this cunt on TV is when he's in the Thames with inflated armbands around his ankles
Fri 3 Nov 09:49
2017
@Michelle__P Totally get it, Ive played footie tonight. Stiff aching legs, hot shower and bed ! Paradise !
Thu 2 Nov 22:35
2017
@heatherm999 @LBC Yes, but he went on to add, shame about the legs :-)
Thu 2 Nov 06:45
2017
@TwatBibIe @79Eamon This video is so old, Josh will be claiming his pension
Thu 2 Nov 06:43
2017
@lorrainewatmou1 @lincspolice Clever are the Liberals getting at our children young, whilst their brains are sponges.
Tue 31 Oct 22:30
2017
@MrsConetwothree @CraigCons Im afraid its how the apologists mind-set works. Fuck the victim, victimise Islam.
Tue 31 Oct 22:07
2017
@JohnOberg @hibsey1 Fucking totally wrong. Poor animal
Mon 30 Oct 22:42
2017
Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and send DM's to people.
Mon 30 Oct 20:22
2017
@MGOUFC @DelboyMk3 Look foward to him being PM
Fri 27 Oct 08:29
2017
@Dorrans_WATP @DerekCoffey5 I heard Rod Stewart is lined up for the job. https://t.co/LAaScz5080
Fri 27 Oct 07:56
2017
@Faithfulfactz Rt if you're asleep.
Fri 27 Oct 07:09
2017
Labour suspend Omara for homophobic comment but not Naz Shah for tweet that sexually abused kids to keep stum for sake of diversity. Scum.
Wed 25 Oct 12:09
2017
@JaydaBF @RobCYoung1966 Hideous
Tue 24 Oct 07:32
2017
A little girl says to her mother 'Mummy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up' Her mum says, 'Well pick one sweetie -you can’t do both
Mon 23 Oct 20:44
2017
@DanGasser @mrjamesob Next PM
Mon 23 Oct 19:37
2017
@KTHopkins @robmac413 Im seeing things, right ?
Mon 23 Oct 18:05
2017
@LeadingEwe @K1ng1e Defo, if Im being admonished its Christopher. Although wifes standard pet name for me is 'Selfish bastard'
Sun 22 Oct 21:30
2017
@LeadingEwe @K1ng1e Exactly, I love my Sunday name :-)
Sun 22 Oct 21:24
2017
@K1ng1e I get shortening name can irritate. However ive known folk called Dave/Tony that have issues been called Da… https://t.co/avbGaLrsvb
Sun 22 Oct 21:21
2017
@RobCYoung1966 Rang the Police yesterday and these turned up. https://t.co/FvfSjzl6Rm
Sun 22 Oct 07:41
2017
@TrannyForTrump I'd like to pull the lever.
Sat 21 Oct 13:21
2017
@JaydaBF Bang
Sat 21 Oct 11:52
2017
@joannexwhufc Not surprised afrer that performance last night. :-)
Sat 21 Oct 10:18
2017
@CinderEstelle Because i hadnt a clue who he was, googled him, and read interview with Pink from two days ago.
Thu 19 Oct 22:40
2017
@CinderEstelle They havent had sex for a year
Thu 19 Oct 22:38
2017
#bcafc Pathetic performance. Midfield so slow and laboured. Seen ball moved quicker in a bowling alley.
Sat 14 Oct 17:09
2017
If all the good people turned bad, and all the bad people turned good. The world would be a far worse place. So hang in there folks!
Thu 12 Oct 12:15
2017
@Michelle__P But not as much as that big fat wallet !
Wed 11 Oct 11:48
2017
@footbalIfights @mc5506 Coward, many use a football pitch to dish it out as others will stop it. One on one in a ca… https://t.co/L7iq8q2P8q
Wed 11 Oct 08:36
2017
Ladies be aware, middle age in a man is when his broad mind and narrow waist rapidly change places.
Wed 11 Oct 06:31
2017
Humanity at its best https://t.co/eUulrUSQ8Q
Wed 11 Oct 06:20
2017
@RolandMillward A cream cake !! wish all i got bullied with was a bun !
Tue 10 Oct 18:17
2017
Congratulations to my wife who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbours' smoke alarm!
Mon 9 Oct 22:44
2017
@the_fool2 @BCAFC_Tickets I booked three on-line this morning
Mon 9 Oct 17:24
2017
@GeorgeCol90 @Ehickioya Me :-)
Sun 8 Oct 11:04
2017
@dondeljul @chalimangp @Kent_999s @KurlyKrissy He's in a timewarp Julie, 80's militant rebel without a clue. Derek… https://t.co/Xrv7QulUmf
Sun 8 Oct 09:08
2017
@Ehickioya Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Sun 8 Oct 08:42
2017
@0uberfact Surely then all the traffic is 5mph slower, therefore according to this theory they're all now more likely to have an accident!
Sat 7 Oct 16:08
2017
Where is Alan's snack bar, that these Middle eastern folk keep shouting about?
Sat 7 Oct 12:27
2017