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Graham Dance
@gmdsaints
Proud father of 3. The mrs rules. Saints fan for too many years !! Dell dugout lives in our garden. We want our yoshida back !!
Followers: 165
Following: 532
Total tweets sent: 1149
Member since: Tue 10 May 2016


Graham Dance Latest Tweets

Harry the rat strikes again !! https://t.co/dUlHmTsezP
Sun 9 Dec 21:42
2018
@ChrisGarvey13 Watch out for man full of tattoos ringing his bell - mr Westwood Portsmouth !!
Sun 9 Dec 12:13
2018
@StMarysMusings That won’t matter they will score at least 4 !!
Sun 9 Dec 08:53
2018
@Harrylcfc123 5 central defenders are useless - should of tried to get Jonny evans and zouma !!
Sun 9 Dec 08:15
2018
@SouthamptonFC 30 points in 22 games not a scooby doo
Sat 8 Dec 22:59
2018
@Binnsphilip Get relegated and start again only way forward
Sat 8 Dec 20:55
2018
@MissYjw1 18 million he cost !! Un real
Sat 8 Dec 17:49
2018
@jamie17saints Genius love it
Thu 6 Dec 15:23
2018
@SteveJarvisSFC7 Exactly what I thought last night !!
Wed 5 Dec 07:50
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Sandra will pop along to help read his contract to him - terrific terrific !! Where’s crouch and heradasain !!
Mon 3 Dec 18:20
2018
@biffoyates Balls have to vote for someone else !! Keep twitch in the jungle
Mon 3 Dec 12:41
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Blimey another un known big gamble
Mon 3 Dec 12:36
2018
@ArchersDellBoy It’s all an act he’s conned everyone
Sat 1 Dec 06:54
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Maybe our players are shite as recruitment has been so poor
Fri 30 Nov 18:38
2018
@europasaintsfc After 6 mins 28 secs
Fri 30 Nov 18:38
2018
@SFCDell_ivery Austin our cedric out please
Fri 30 Nov 18:37
2018
@SaintsFCAddict Are they paying us to go !!
Wed 28 Nov 13:20
2018
@SouthamptonFC @virginmedia No thanks rather watch Salisbury
Wed 28 Nov 13:20
2018
@ReadSouthampton Nooooooo noooooo
Wed 28 Nov 07:42
2018
@SouthamptonPage Sack him for being too small to play tight back
Mon 26 Nov 07:22
2018
@happyhoppy66 And Reed
Mon 26 Nov 07:20
2018
@SouthamptonPage @SFCDell_ivery @theuglyinside Nice words collapse in form for last 3 years !!
Mon 26 Nov 07:12
2018
@HolyHojbjerg @SouthamptonFC I’m afraid it’s also those above that need to go
Sun 25 Nov 20:40
2018
@C0AKESY Needs ralph gone too complete change at the top
Sun 25 Nov 19:49
2018
@SouthamptonPage Or we can look forward to adverts to buy a half season ticket
Sun 25 Nov 18:42
2018
@MissYjw1 We deserve to be bottom weren’t huddesrsfield organised hard working and great today
Sun 25 Nov 17:55
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 @lynnallott28 He’s playing a clever game - when Noel asked him about tax returns he went very quiet
Sun 25 Nov 16:59
2018
@DanSleep93 Black box failed again
Sun 25 Nov 16:23
2018
@HasanTariq10 Charlie had a blinder on space mountain euro Disney !!
Sat 24 Nov 22:20
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Ditto here !!
Sat 24 Nov 22:19
2018
5 votes for harry !! https://t.co/eeecHhUHIA
Sat 24 Nov 22:17
2018
@SouthamptonFC Sack half the players gross mis conduct
Sat 24 Nov 22:05
2018
@SomersetSaint7 Who will they wheel out this week I predict alex mac to say we will turn this round (come 2045)
Sat 24 Nov 22:03
2018
It wasn’t me your honour !! https://t.co/f9rUjm3TKY
Sat 24 Nov 21:56
2018
Sat 24 Nov 21:51
2018
@MissYjw1 7 defeats coming then big sam in jan
Sat 24 Nov 20:40
2018
@biffoyates It’s just such a shit afternoon out nearly never renewed this season the club gave no ambition just a… https://t.co/oxfYVetkRU
Sat 24 Nov 20:36
2018
@biffoyates Yes Biffo back from uni last September so 1st season wessex 1 Austen wouldn’t get in the team !!
Sat 24 Nov 20:32
2018
For sale half a season ticket Northam end at st marys open to offers over 2.50
Sat 24 Nov 19:50
2018
@SFCDell_ivery We are a fcuking shambles
Sat 24 Nov 18:44
2018
5-3 to downton great trip to the IOW v Newport well done you robins 2-0 what a comeback
Sat 24 Nov 18:43
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Austen is crap and can’t run can’t head can’t tackle !!
Sat 24 Nov 18:36
2018
@saintbannerman Drop them both bring in Stephens or valery and vesty
Sat 24 Nov 18:33
2018
@IAMDERRICKALLOT Not next 2 games mark !! Blimey good luck
Sat 24 Nov 18:32
2018
@LukeOsmanRS Better than austin he can actually run and trap a ball
Fri 16 Nov 07:32
2018
@Shirliekemp @realmartinkemp Congratulations it’s my and my wonderful wife’s on Monday
Fri 16 Nov 07:24
2018
@saintsworldfc Who wants a striker that scores 1 goal a year ??
Thu 15 Nov 17:03
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE @kierannkater98 @saintsworldfc Austin most overrated player I’ve ever seen Salisbury Fc have better strikers
Thu 15 Nov 08:04
2018
@DanSleep93 Charlie Austen
Tue 13 Nov 17:10
2018
@andrew_saintsfc Agree Cedric is an overpaid twat
Mon 12 Nov 07:39
2018
@ClementsR18 1st time no home wins in 1st 6 at home the records keep coming !!!
Sun 11 Nov 15:58
2018
@jaznewberry Cedric can do one waves his arms with 5 to go and said come on to the Northam ?? As if to say make som… https://t.co/FlQg3hBjbC
Sun 11 Nov 15:57
2018
@SaintsfcViews And sign a striker for 19 mill then send out on loan because he can’t get in the under 13 s side !!!
Sun 11 Nov 15:45
2018
@danjarvisSFC91 @premierleague @FA I think betrand might have given a pen away !!!
Sun 11 Nov 15:38
2018
@tomholland28 We need a big powerful striker
Sun 11 Nov 15:01
2018
@allthingsaints Was he on coke or something
Sun 11 Nov 13:28
2018
@SaintsFCAddict Blimey why can’t he say we need goals so a striker req !!
Fri 9 Nov 16:19
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE Oh for Beattie and Marian up front 2 morow
Fri 9 Nov 10:57
2018
@BlaqeKS Pretty obvious Les chose the managers and then offered them players for positions required
Thu 8 Nov 14:25
2018
@talkSAINTS Step forward mr le tissier
Thu 8 Nov 14:13
2018
@happyhoppy66 He’s picked the players with that black box
Thu 8 Nov 14:12
2018
@LeGabbiadini @SouthamptonFC Red surround to pitch, happy clappers, super saintascot and his mate !!
Thu 8 Nov 14:09
2018
@BlaqeKS Poor recruitment crap managers selected that’s 2 for starters !!
Thu 8 Nov 14:07
2018
Where are you saints mike !!! Just done a dance of joy saints take action for a change !!! Cheers Les for all your… https://t.co/YmT3f0M4Rc
Thu 8 Nov 10:15
2018
@ReadSouthampton How about learn from last 2 seasons ??
Thu 8 Nov 08:40
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 One home win in calendar year is gross negligence why can’t they all Fcuk off
Wed 7 Nov 07:41
2018
@SaintsfcViews Same old crap just a different season will never change untill les has gone and mr G takes proper charge
Wed 7 Nov 07:34
2018
@kierannkater98 I would love to ask what players he wanted to sign in the summer ?
Tue 6 Nov 16:38
2018
@kierannkater98 Those above him are the problem ? Only Ings from new signings played sat that tells a story
Tue 6 Nov 16:37
2018
@BBCSport SOS to ranieri
Mon 5 Nov 07:26
2018
@BenStanners @HasanTariq10 Wish we had sunderland chairman in charge of saints he was at Eastleigh so local to us
Mon 5 Nov 06:58
2018
@ClementsR18 @SouthamptonFC It’s Ground Hog day and Reed won’t do fcuk all
Mon 5 Nov 06:52
2018
@Jake_Wade21 Regret renewing last year and still did it this year sense it would have been better to get relegated and start rebuilding
Mon 5 Nov 06:47
2018
Please step in and sort this mess out mr G the saints need you !! https://t.co/nHLT9Nuv7X
Sun 4 Nov 20:57
2018
@ffsHaarry And austin take him with you with long
Sun 4 Nov 20:39
2018
Ernie mark hughes the fastest manager in the west !! https://t.co/Zj33AqP80M
Sun 4 Nov 20:36
2018
@we8pompey84 Only thing I dis agree with is we don’t have a better squad
Sun 4 Nov 20:30
2018
@kevvie_geeSFC And take the bloody black box with u
Sun 4 Nov 20:05
2018
@europasaintsfc Why doesn’t mr G step in and sort this mess or is his involvement not what we are led to believe
Sun 4 Nov 19:00
2018
@ffsjxy And be blowing out his arse after 5 mins
Sun 4 Nov 18:59
2018
@IAMDERRICKALLOT Jane hesketh
Sun 4 Nov 18:58
2018
@SouthamptonFC Could of drove the bus into the pitch and parked in front of the goal would still have been shite
Sun 4 Nov 18:56
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE Milky mark and his milk and cheese army
Sun 4 Nov 18:54
2018
@ClementsR18 Milky WTF more like inept useless clueless pathetic no tactics no shape not a fcuking scooby do !!!!
Sun 4 Nov 18:40
2018
@HasanTariq10 Les reed must to his ego got in way of keeping ron
Sun 4 Nov 18:31
2018
@SaintRobinho86 And austin saying it’s the fans fault
Sun 4 Nov 18:26
2018
@ArchersRoadEnd Let’s go back to the championship and start again
Sun 4 Nov 18:19
2018
@lynseyhipgrave1 Well done the toon as a saints fans it’s pretty brutal times to look forward to !!
Sun 4 Nov 11:29
2018
@ClementsR18 @sammcqueen123 Good luck sam wishing you well from a saints fan that would love to see you in our 1st team
Thu 1 Nov 07:05
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Austin’s arse will be too slow to get in the way !!
Tue 30 Oct 22:46
2018
@JamieGilo @SeaCityMuseum Same here !! https://t.co/kBKyLEFdIx
Sun 28 Oct 20:51
2018
And we went top !!
Sun 28 Oct 17:58
2018
Christ they were the days 2 nd in the league on merit https://t.co/96btTmCEwR
Sun 28 Oct 17:58
2018
@andydavis1978 10-1 to be next manager https://t.co/gVdxE3fIq1
Sun 28 Oct 17:57
2018
@andydavis1978 I blame that horrid black box https://t.co/Vf1TBL3gtQ
Sun 28 Oct 17:55
2018
@talkSAINTS @HaloGFX Find a bloody striker it’s not rocket science
Sun 28 Oct 17:30
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Happy birthday mike have a good one fella
Sun 28 Oct 17:27
2018
@leemyersSfc Bring back Reed and sims both should be starting in our team
Sun 28 Oct 17:25
2018
@happyhoppy66 And bringing out mr monopoly man at half time !!!
Sat 27 Oct 20:52
2018
@SouthamptonPage It’s billshit same as sims to reading our lot our clueless
Sat 27 Oct 20:46
2018
@DanSleep93 Looked after 5 mins to me
Sat 27 Oct 20:30
2018
@SaintRobinho86 Austen is stealing a living as a footballer we are like statues
Sat 27 Oct 20:29
2018
@SaintsFCAddict Agreed give Gabbi a run in the side that’s all we ask but let him have 90 mins for a change
Wed 24 Oct 08:37
2018
@sportbible Yessss get in thr harry thk one or 3 saints fans might vote for a trial or 2
Sat 20 Oct 11:22
2018
@TheSportsman @talkSPORT Proper supporter good luck to him I hope Huddersfield stay up will be rooting for them
Sat 20 Oct 09:04
2018
@matthicksonsfc That’s when we had a proper CF oh and jack corks done quite well
Fri 19 Oct 07:15
2018
@saintdougie I got 3 cards Tuesday for my birthday all time low !!!
Fri 19 Oct 07:07
2018
@ArchiveSaints @SAINTSINFRANCE I loved that kit !!
Fri 19 Oct 07:04
2018
@ReadSouthampton Whose picking the players ? Only Ings started last game of summer signings ??
Wed 17 Oct 14:56
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Same as ballotelli rumours utter bullshit !!
Wed 17 Oct 14:55
2018
@ArchiveSaints Was that the dowie days
Tue 16 Oct 07:14
2018
@SaintSkipper5 Thanks for the like Claus wish you and killer were in the middle of our defence now
Sun 14 Oct 18:00
2018
@SaintSkipper5 Our Claus in the middle of defence !!
Sun 14 Oct 17:53
2018
@Theleaguemag Looks like our Claude quality
Sun 14 Oct 16:43
2018
@mattletiss7 Start again welcome to the 50 club it’s no different just a no !!
Sun 14 Oct 10:37
2018
@mattletiss7 Welcome to the 5
Sun 14 Oct 10:36
2018
@SaintsfcViews Guly Guly Guly
Sat 13 Oct 18:43
2018
@HasanTariq10 Blunder on and hope we fin 4th from bottom that’s the plan les Reed is a dangerous man
Fri 12 Oct 07:31
2018
@shazbombaz Big club bias and it’s getting bigger
Tue 9 Oct 07:43
2018
@SaintsFCAddict Or some better players might help or keep our top young players and give them a go
Tue 9 Oct 07:40
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Or Brighton
Tue 9 Oct 07:38
2018
@MarkHughesOut @Mgabbia23 Here here
Tue 9 Oct 06:55
2018
@chriswisey I hate going only do it out of loyalty to my beloved saints
Mon 8 Oct 07:18
2018
@AmyLambert09 Wish he was playing yesterday what a player and what a hero he was for us all at the saints
Mon 8 Oct 06:13
2018
@jozzerboy_ What’s sam G got to do to get a chance
Sun 7 Oct 21:02
2018
@upthesaints Yes but we don’t have crouchy to come in last 10
Sun 7 Oct 18:26
2018
@markcottle17 Crap recruitment crap owner crap board most one sided game ever
Sun 7 Oct 18:26
2018
@LeGabbiadini Chelsea never even broke sweat
Sun 7 Oct 17:59
2018
@cj_garrett And shit v Brighton Leicester and Burnley
Sun 7 Oct 17:57
2018
@danjarvisSFC91 They were the days hard to believe we beat Chelski 3-1 !!
Thu 4 Oct 07:19
2018
@Saintmike_sfc Fair play to all the saints going to scouse land tonight proper support. Respect
Tue 2 Oct 08:40
2018
@danjarvisSFC91 Yes with you on that one let’s get a campaign going
Sun 30 Sep 19:49
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Last decent home win last nov 4-1 v Everton - that takes some sinking in
Sun 30 Sep 19:46
2018
@ScottWSFC Agree 100%
Sun 30 Sep 19:37
2018
@ffsHaarry Kinda wish we had gone down and rebuilt with sims sam g harry jwp yosh stephens etc
Sat 29 Sep 22:08
2018
@happyhoppy66 Cardiff / Huddersfield / Brighton / Newcastle / Fulham / Saints / 3 from 6 so 50-50 chance
Sat 29 Sep 21:56
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 I was there saints were in the game but poor concentration and no centre forward as teams focal po… https://t.co/VnYxDwu7R3
Sat 29 Sep 21:55
2018
@talkSAINTS Half way through 2nd half I thought can we not concede for a change no probably not it’s so predictable
Sat 29 Sep 21:31
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Bring back sims far better option
Sat 29 Sep 21:27
2018
Cmon saint we are here let’s do this !!!
Sat 29 Sep 14:24
2018
@Champy1973 Sparky blaming the ref
Fri 28 Sep 16:52
2018
@solentsport @AdamBlackmore Hughie fisher
Fri 28 Sep 16:52
2018
@kevmarmol Jeremy Corbyn
Fri 28 Sep 11:47
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 What stream did you guys use
Mon 24 Sep 07:28
2018
@SouthamptonPage @HarrisonReed Get him back saints !!!
Sat 22 Sep 19:39
2018
@justingladdis @SkySports Ditto McManaman on BT sport last night
Wed 19 Sep 14:15
2018
@kierannkater98 Great memories
Tue 18 Sep 18:50
2018
@jamieenglishsfc Can’t we play nathan on the right
Tue 18 Sep 18:41
2018
@ScottWSFC Romeu was sat in stands !!
Tue 18 Sep 18:27
2018
@talkSPORT @Paul_Gascoigne8 Give them thr own show
Tue 18 Sep 18:22
2018
@ArchersRoadEnd Bring back the YOSH !!
Tue 18 Sep 17:53
2018
@Andy261971 He was brought in for exactly that so poor scouting
Tue 18 Sep 17:44
2018
@happyhoppy66 1 won in last 14 At home i can see your logic
Tue 18 Sep 17:44
2018
@Saintstepgar @brownie_5 @Br0wn1e5 Meant long was it 1 goal all season ?
Tue 18 Sep 17:38
2018
@brownie_5 @Br0wn1e5 No talk quick striker purchased - kept a slow unfit Austen / long that cant trap a bag of ceme… https://t.co/0Byp0TTRyK
Tue 18 Sep 14:29
2018
@SouthamptonFC Much more fun in those days
Tue 18 Sep 14:23
2018
@BenStanners Zonal marking its pants MH did it at stoke and see how that ended
Tue 18 Sep 07:42
2018
@brownie_5 @Br0wn1e5 The problems above Hughes poor transfer window
Tue 18 Sep 07:39
2018
@StMarysMusings Let’s do this !!!!
Mon 17 Sep 19:40
2018
@Saints_Mike7167 Naughty mike !!! What did u do fella
Mon 17 Sep 19:39
2018
@Andy261971 Heard they also made a visit to solstice park in amesbury instead of Stonehenge as ran out of bus fair !!
Thu 13 Sep 19:56
2018
@SkyNews I don’t hate him you losers
Thu 13 Sep 06:37
2018
@ScottWSFC Big team bias is u un real
Sun 2 Sep 10:14
2018
@SouthamptonFC Well done boss
Sat 1 Sep 23:00
2018
Fcuking love the saints we will always support you we win with you we draw with you and we lose with you forever a saints family
Sat 1 Sep 22:59
2018
@SydWessex @cowessports @westburyutd @BuildbaseUK Derek Pringle
Thu 30 Aug 22:46
2018
@josh_burridge @Br0wn1e5 Give the lad a chance plus stevens at right back for me
Wed 29 Aug 18:59
2018
@Mike7167 He never scores so what’s the point of him playing as a striker !! we need to organise a protest bring our Gabbi back
Mon 27 Aug 18:52
2018
@crstig He’s too small to play full back
Sun 26 Aug 18:05
2018
@DanSleep93 We could of got Alfie Mawson young english CH sorry recruitment has been so poor
Sun 26 Aug 12:42
2018
@SouthamptonFC Wish we had jack cork he’s not done too bad
Sun 26 Aug 12:24
2018
@StMarysMusings Can I have the summer back fcuking hate that sat night feeling when saints as usual balls up
Sat 25 Aug 18:44
2018
@DanSleep93 Unreal u complete tool bring back harry reed
Sat 25 Aug 18:41
2018
@yershida @MayaYoshida3 Here here it’s a joke
Sat 25 Aug 18:37
2018
@1885theartof Why not put him on the right it might make sense
Sat 25 Aug 18:36
2018
@andydavis1978 @foreversaint_ Why not shoot u eejit
Sat 25 Aug 18:33
2018
@DanSleep93 Cedrics too small to play fullback end of
Sat 25 Aug 18:30
2018
@ClementsR18 @SouthamptonFC Party for daughters birthday cheers u clowns same old shite diff season
Sat 25 Aug 18:28
2018
@SouthamptonFC Shoot u might score twat
Sat 25 Aug 18:28
2018
@saintbannerman We never win same old crap
Sat 25 Aug 18:27
2018
@Mike7167 Austin will plod around so give Gabbi a fcuking chance he gets the stadium going we all love him
Sat 25 Aug 11:37
2018
@talkSAINTS @J_Tanswell Play him nxt 10 games needs a fair chance Ings at 10
Thu 23 Aug 12:58
2018
@StripedSaint Is austin the most over rated footballer slow bad 1st touch and struts around like a peacock
Sun 19 Aug 07:34
2018
@danjarvisSFC91 He was moved to the right then came to life always played wide right for Norwich - it’s not rocket science !!@
Mon 13 Aug 10:15
2018
@Mike7167 Let’s give Les some credit for a change we’ll done nice to be excited on deadline day for a change
Fri 10 Aug 09:36
2018
@SaintsFCAddict That’s classy from Klopp maybe he’s not such a baddy saints fans
Fri 10 Aug 09:01
2018
@leemyersSfc Shit season no1 wants them masterstroke sir Les
Thu 9 Aug 19:59
2018
@btscnnr @TransferChecker Can sky re sign Natalie today
Thu 9 Aug 14:04
2018
@HantsOnlyTeam Clive Woodward !!
Mon 6 Aug 20:35
2018
@saintsfc08 Liverpool make late bid for Forbesy kit man !!
Mon 6 Aug 17:51
2018
@SaintDan9 My fav kit Brighton away What a game
Mon 6 Aug 07:35
2018
@nick_humby @SouthamptonFC Mine can thurs my lads arrived today plenty of goodies for under 17’s ! Pissy little badge for the adults !!
Sat 4 Aug 14:09
2018
@happyhoppy66 Thought I saw someone had a black wallet with their ticket !! All I got was a badge
Fri 3 Aug 15:52
2018
No happy just a badge no black wallet !! https://t.co/j93l5TQYG0
Fri 3 Aug 13:45
2018
@Mike7167 @SAINTSINFRANCE Lallanobs bum chum !!
Sun 29 Jul 18:12
2018
@wratey67 @SouthamptonFC Where’s mine !! Cmon posty
Sun 29 Jul 15:06
2018
@SouthamptonPage @SFCDell_ivery Great idea Lemina off then
Sun 29 Jul 15:01
2018
@ceomyles Gully
Sun 29 Jul 11:14
2018
@SaintsfcViews One of my fav games and v south pool
Sun 29 Jul 11:09
2018
@Mike7167 Hope he get a run in the team build a system to suit him
Sun 29 Jul 11:06
2018