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Honest Ron
@honestronkoeman
@Everton FC Manager. Ex-pro footballer with @FCBarcelona. Previously manager of @Southampton Honesty is my best #qualiteesh. #saintsfc
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Member since: Wed 29 Jun 2016


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Just chilling here with a dooby, and a Pinot Grigio. Watching the Foo Fighters rock, jealous of Pellegrino. πŸ€£πŸ€ πŸ€‘ #chongeduppoet #SaintsFC
Sat 24 Jun 23:20
2017
Just had another dooby and laughing at the fact Cuco sounds a little like Cocoa. So Im cracking out a hot chocolate with my mate Cuco. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚βš‘πŸ’ͺ
Thu 22 Jun 12:31
2017
Just chowing on a dooby and enjoying Chuckle brother Aldridge ruining any chance big Virg may have going to Liverpool. Merseyside yobbos. πŸ˜‚
Thu 22 Jun 11:14
2017
Sneaky red dippers. Weve got Cuco who can fill in at CB anyway. Stay at #saintsfc Virgil. Get yourself to Barca wi… https://t.co/bKkSz1Ao5g
Wed 21 Jun 14:08
2017
@NiiiiiiiickSFC Ahhhhhh big Dirky. Had a few doobys and some boobys in 2004 in the dam with that ledg. Go all all n… https://t.co/weJTWmo5SN
Wed 21 Jun 12:44
2017
Having a chilled dooby with Martina. We are laughing that if he was Brazilian then Dani Alves would have had no career. πŸ˜‚ Lucky Dani #dooby
Wed 21 Jun 12:25
2017
Hottest day of year you say? Did the @metoffice not see my #saintsfc boys tear Pool another one from 2.0 down last year? #sizzlingmane #boom
Wed 21 Jun 12:22
2017
A dooby and some more over spending for me.Guly + Dani Alves = Cuco Martina.Honeymoon at Chez Snake. Welcome to a poor Liverpool. #SaintsFC
Tue 20 Jun 11:43
2017
My old pal Schtekkers has just bought a Subaru Impreza. Nickname, Scooby. Rhymes with Dooby. Doooooby! "Lets all have a dooby. La la la la
Mon 19 Jun 11:59
2017
All this money I am pissing up the wall, Its like I am about to get nice chunk from selling my 'irreplaceable' Lukaku. Still. Lookman.πŸ‘€
Mon 19 Jun 11:57
2017
@Sparksinfo Mwahahaa Been cooling down after that heat. Its a great kit. Red and white. Perfect colour for a Christ… https://t.co/FPo7lTU0Me
Mon 19 Jun 11:54
2017
Ssss. Wouldnt let me piss Β£100 mill of their money up the wall so left. Im currently doing just that for no trophie… https://t.co/ksYvz0yU4A
Fri 16 Jun 15:52
2017
Strong banter from our refuse delving neighbours. #EFC #evertonfc https://t.co/wJNFsnJTeA
Fri 16 Jun 14:37
2017
Like for Davy Klaassen Retweet for Jordy Clasie. #efc #saintsfc
Fri 16 Jun 14:01
2017
Just got shouted at by a working class man in a vest in a white van. Said I had nice tits. Haha too much mayo on the old Pomme Frites #efc
Fri 16 Jun 11:34
2017
Got drunk yesterday and woke up to the reality I spent Β£54 million of #efc πŸ’Ά on 2 average players. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ fuck it. Not my money. πŸ˜‚ #saintsfc
Fri 16 Jun 08:36
2017
Get the mayonaise out and the doobys lit boys. The snake is coming home. Ill bring Sctekkers! All forgiven? #SaintsFC boys?
Thu 15 Jun 11:12
2017
Β£30 million for a keeper that sounds like I am moving fucking house. He can tuck away a dooby with me and the Shtekdog. #warchestopened #efc
Wed 14 Jun 18:48
2017
@JordanC_91 Worst ive had in months. Constant threat of cramp lol
Tue 13 Jun 11:10
2017
I'm planning an evening with Sammy Lee and his fidget spinner. Heard he is going to #saintsfc with my old pal Tuchel. He loves a dooby too.
Sat 3 Jun 10:59
2017
Free fillet o fish with that banger of a contract lad. πŸ‘Œ https://t.co/l96nl1G6b0
Sat 3 Jun 10:57
2017
Shots fired. Poor Luke.#saintsfc https://t.co/t83cbwTxU7
Sat 3 Jun 10:55
2017
We dont need him #efc we have schtekkers and Pebbles. Legends. https://t.co/Ud98C59KeK
Sat 3 Jun 10:54
2017
@VirgilvDijk Come back to papa Virg, mayonnaise, chips, a big fat dooby and re-runs of the good old days round mine… https://t.co/YhY3DeaUGg
Sat 3 Jun 10:52
2017
Huge club. Martina gunna teaaar it up too. #efc https://t.co/w8KzfqWGT8
Sat 3 Jun 10:50
2017
I gave Barkley an ultimatum he has ignored. Now to stamp my feet and point at him when I tell him again. That should do it! #efc #saintsfc
Sat 3 Jun 10:49
2017
Trying to sign Gilfi cos Schtekers says its funny cos it sounds like Milfi. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #myhero
Wed 24 May 12:43
2017
I like to think I am Trump type fella.Snake like, underhand, lying and cheating my way to a false poistion, and I get picked on by the media
Thu 18 May 22:31
2017
Just laid out all Kones out for da boysh to train. Not Arouna Kone though. Dat would be crazy. I only have 1 of him for a start Hahaha 🀣🀣🀣🀣
Wed 17 May 12:03
2017
#saintsfc fans, would you rather...
Wed 17 May 09:29
2017
A morning dooby and some subutteo with my old dawg Schteckers. It will be double flicks to really mix it up. #EvertonFC #livingthedream
Wed 17 May 09:17
2017
I have met Peter Schmeichel, and he has humour. So why didnt he call his son Michael instead of Kasper? like my move here,wasted opportunity
Mon 15 May 11:51
2017
@Sparksinfo Oh yes my lad. Got a way to go to get as sneaky as this little belly crawling slither merchant. Mwaahahahaha 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
Fri 12 May 18:35
2017
Barkley stalling on a new contract, hoping for more money. Wasnt enough and now wants to leave. Pffft where does he get this behaviour from?
Fri 12 May 12:31
2017
Rooney is the saviour. Praise da lord. An upgrade on Lukaku. Go get em tiger rraaarrr https://t.co/xdCznwuqKR
Wed 10 May 11:20
2017
I see my old mate 'arry is getting the Brum job permanently.Keep em up again and you can look after my books at Barca πŸ˜‰My own Andy Dufrane.
Wed 10 May 11:06
2017
A doobie and a scooby last night with Sammy Lee. Training will be a toughie today. Shades on and some Lukaku ass kissing it is. Ssssssss
Wed 10 May 08:02
2017
@SouthamptonFC Ahhhh the carpet is so soft. No friction on my belly the last time I slithered on that puppy. Romeu… https://t.co/0Fu5x3DLmW
Thu 4 May 19:10
2017
I once bought a Red and White Christmas tree .Me and Sctekkers sat with a dooby just watching the twitter meltdown from toffo's. #bants
Thu 4 May 15:03
2017
Why do you englishh keep singing a song to me saying shomething about my pants are on fire??
Thu 4 May 14:59
2017
"There is no chance I will leave before the end of my contract" As you english call: Banter. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🐍 ssssssshow me the money.
Thu 4 May 14:52
2017
I would now put @Cristiano in de top 5 in the world with Lukaku, Baines, scteklenberg and @MayaYoshida3 well done. See u soon Everton laddy
Tue 2 May 22:40
2017
Luckily we conceded a cheeky penalty to prove to Lukaku we are 1 trick pony an dat pony is too good for this ranch. Lucky to draw tbh. 🐎 πŸ’©πŸ˜‚
Tue 4 Apr 21:59
2017
I wonder if Lallana would slither across to the other side of Merseyside. Doubt it. Looks too good. Ssss
Sun 26 Mar 17:37
2017
@steefc1984 @TheEFCForum Not bitter. Just honest my fellow toffo
Fri 24 Mar 16:10
2017
@TheEFCForum Shame I will be at Barca. More money and ambition.
Thu 23 Mar 21:32
2017
I like people to respect contracts. Only people. Not animalsh that slither on their bellies. A dooby and video of kevin sheedy for me
Mon 20 Mar 00:00
2017
@bet365 Odds on me chowing on a pie during play?
Tue 14 Mar 20:09
2017
Hopefully swap mid table for....mid table. Gunna crawl on my belly and bang up a dooby. https://t.co/H8120GbyAj
Tue 14 Mar 20:07
2017
Big Lookaku has some good ambishon....to join me at @FCBarcelona i knew he was leaving when he promised he would stay. Sssssssneaky
Tue 14 Mar 20:04
2017
@BookiesRaid 22k followers? Hahaha you joker
Sun 12 Mar 14:15
2017
Peeps singing my praises for 7th. Thatshh just a shit season under Moyes. Improved? No. Just stopped getting schitter. Spider to Barca πŸ”΅βšͺ
Sun 12 Mar 12:31
2017
A song for da #saintsfc fans. Les Reed went to Europe to find him self a top coach. Instead he got a koeman, the little ginger cockroach. πŸ‘ŒπŸ’²
Tue 7 Mar 16:54
2017
Sssssslipin and slidin down the league we go. Kane is too good. Top 12 incoming.
Sun 5 Mar 15:24
2017
We are scared of the Zlatan. I may bring him to Barca with me. Better than this lump Lukaku. Sssssss https://t.co/ZWHSsJiX77
Sat 4 Mar 17:24
2017
Shit. My old boys are coming for us. I can ssssee them. Lets just keep the score down tommorow. Then roll over and slip nicely into 12th.
Sat 4 Mar 17:23
2017
@zesty_everton Mine goes to Gabbiadini. Beautiful player
Fri 3 Mar 23:45
2017
@DeludedBrendan any assistants jobs going king Brendan?
Fri 3 Mar 12:35
2017
@DeludedBrendan Try getting dish bunch too 10 Brendan. Do you want Lukaku? Im gunna go after Jeffers. Let know.
Fri 3 Mar 12:35
2017
Trust me πŸ˜‰ @FCBarcelona πŸ‘πŸ”΅βšͺ #Messi #suarez #Neymar https://t.co/99BTUeSXfd
Fri 3 Mar 12:32
2017
I like Spain. I like Messi. I like money. I don't like contracts. Honesty. Loyalty. Come and get me Barcelona. I can get you top 6. Eashy.πŸπŸ’²
Fri 3 Mar 12:29
2017
Stop the Zlatan and you boyysh will win. #saintsfc to win da finale 2.1. Tadic ish key for my old boyysh. Good luck
Sun 26 Feb 11:36
2017
Shame spiderman is playing today and not tommorow #saintsfc oh well. Cup finals probably not him anyway.
Sat 25 Feb 15:47
2017
Hoping utd win tommorow so we can sneak into 7th. I don't like to get there on merit. I like to sneak. Ssssssneakk. 🐍🐍
Sat 25 Feb 10:57
2017
I do want Man U to win to on Shunday as it means us toffo's may get into Europa if we finishh 7th. Europa is shit and we wont finish 7th.
Fri 24 Feb 23:48
2017
@colnagolover aahh yessh. I member a night with her, a couple of doubies and sum run in the dam with da boyssh. She was fast and loose πŸ‘™πŸ’„πŸ‘ πŸ’₯
Thu 23 Feb 18:28
2017
Who da fuck ish diss 'Doris' you all keep swearing at on my Tweeter feeed?
Thu 23 Feb 15:43
2017
This Sunday I will be watching #saintsfc and thinking what could av been. Still, top 10 finish for ush. Europe, youth and cup finals? Pfft
Tue 21 Feb 11:18
2017
Come and get me boyyshh. #Everton was always just a downward step from #saintsfc to get to you @FCBarcelona . Spiri… https://t.co/Bk1dmT1z1G
Thu 16 Feb 11:53
2017
Too good for ush https://t.co/rDBOlp2UBi
Mon 30 Jan 13:00
2017
No 4.0 over the hisshtory of Man. SHITTY though. Good luck tommorow #saintsfc. Looking forward to Virgil opening hi… https://t.co/GERd9nQstc
Tue 24 Jan 10:42
2017
@RonaldKoeman @HorganGmail @Everton ssssssccheneiderlin
Sat 14 Jan 01:19
2017
Nisshh to shee schneiderlin come in but really just a poor mans Perry Groves. Or Ray Parlour. I loved his locks. Golden lockssh.
Fri 13 Jan 12:52
2017
Ive slithered out of the woodwork #saintsfc fans. Splatterface giving it large I see. I see Fonte is moving for more money? GL in the semis
Mon 9 Jan 20:25
2017
Need some more League 2 players to buy for millions to make them blue like my Christmas tree. Might be red next year if Klopp buggers off πŸ‘Œ
Mon 9 Jan 18:16
2017
Wheresh my kitty? War chest ffs. Turning my ginger locks grey here. Need some more League 2 players. https://t.co/9LDapn2BuH
Mon 9 Jan 18:13
2017
Tut tut. Where ish the loyalty Jose?? Come to sit on my bench if want and ill pay you Β£95k a week. Chill with a doo… https://t.co/A43f80Uzsk
Mon 9 Jan 16:46
2017
Just to confirm #saintsfc fans. @sammatterface is wrong. I left for da money not de ambishhion. I also don't like winning Cup competitions πŸ˜‰
Mon 9 Jan 16:44
2017
After having the easiest start to a season ever. I am now getting called out for the cockwombling spunktumpet ssccchnake I am. #saintsfc
Thu 10 Nov 11:06
2016
@SportyGrump Glasses working well Still
Thu 27 Oct 00:07
2016
#saintsfc Boufal is like the Moroccan Darren Gibson. How you English sshhay a "real baller" and "got nuff tekkers" both love a douby.
Wed 26 Oct 23:51
2016
Jusht spoke to Ross about my banking needs. Apparently the wrong Barclays. English ish hard He did give me a free pen though. Every cloud...
Tue 25 Oct 13:24
2016
Good result by da boyysh today. Tough side Burnley. Only lost 3-1 to #saintsfc and Sctekkers back to his below average self. πŸ‘Œ
Sat 22 Oct 17:22
2016
Think I heard Shammy Lee say #saintsfc had good youth players once. Pffftt, I know best. Might bid for this Mcqueen boy. Lookssh good...
Sun 16 Oct 18:45
2016
Boufal now can step us up another level. 6 clean sheets in a row. #saintsfc enjoy a well earned rest.
Sun 2 Oct 16:15
2016
@TonyBarretTimes not a phantom one though @MSpaggers
Sat 1 Oct 09:57
2016
@leemyersSfc @kierannkater98 In Berty and Charlies case, thats a big risk Lee.
Wed 28 Sep 14:56
2016
Im like Joey from friendssh. I jussht don't like cups. Focus on da league now until we leave Fa cup. #saintsfc fansh say its Gulys fault.
Wed 21 Sep 00:13
2016
I wishhed da #saintsfc boyyhh good luck yeshterday. I shouldn't have bothered. I will go back for Cuco. Β£22mill will get him
Fri 16 Sep 21:05
2016
I think you can see de ambishion of the club with buying Bolasie for Β£30 m and nearly buying the thong song man. Take me back #saintsfc
Thu 1 Sep 01:56
2016
Who are all deesh booby ladies liking old tweetsh of mine. R dey Usain Bolts friends? #efc
Mon 22 Aug 20:42
2016
@TonyBarretTimes I never Shed dish cos it is not true. He ish best at eating 'wings' delish, hot chicken wings! A dooby and a wing. πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜²#efc
Thu 18 Aug 14:05
2016
@MattForeman1 @Jameswefc1983 @chazaustin9 take a bow Lucy! πŸ‘Œ
Wed 17 Aug 10:38
2016
Met Poch again yesterday.I like him a lot. We have similar, slithery qualities. Both men of our word, he loves a dooby and hobnob too. #efc
Sun 14 Aug 09:52
2016
Perfect Sshtarrt. I thought we would lose by lots of numbers. #upthetoffos #efc
Sat 13 Aug 19:35
2016
Why do people constantly keep trying to pass me to the left hand side? #efc #saintsfc
Fri 12 Aug 10:26
2016
Β£30 million for Bolasie. Pards said he saw me coming. Haha. Lies. I was hide and seek champion of that @FCBarcelona side in '92. #efc
Wed 10 Aug 10:22
2016
Not sad to see Schtones go, we was weighing us down. Hahaha cos stones are heavy. Haha shome dutch humour for all you toffo's fans. #efc
Tue 9 Aug 12:30
2016
Fonte wanted a big club so I got myself a solid top 15 defender to replace Stonesy,who wanted trophies. A dooby and Williams autograph #efc
Tue 9 Aug 12:25
2016
Posshht pipe digestives and cookies, some research on Totnham Hotspurs.God what Id do for a Toby or Virgil. Keep it down to 3/4 and its good
Mon 8 Aug 19:55
2016
@Champy1973 Mixed it up with pipe. Shom dooby in the pipey. Hence the crepey.
Mon 8 Aug 19:27
2016
Pipe and a crepe time.
Mon 8 Aug 19:10
2016
Ahhh a dutch acshennt like me @saintjeff52 ive already asked Big Les. Fingersshh crossed. #nonexistantwarchest https://t.co/fNKYShJ1h1
Sun 7 Aug 10:19
2016
I am schtill in the @EuropaLeague because I have channel 5 and a big shhports package on my TV. Feet up and a dooby on Thursdays. #chilled
Sun 7 Aug 09:57
2016
#lfc owe me a favour for A: Making Mane a worldy and B: not being in defensh for #efc today. We nearly scored too. Dooby and a muffin 4 me.
Sat 6 Aug 19:55
2016
Look at our last result vs #thfc last result. 😍We are coming for you poochettiino. Up the toffo's #efc
Sat 6 Aug 19:22
2016
Great result today against a team that got a great draw at St. Marys on Weds. We can lose by under 4 goals against #thfc next week πŸ‘ #efc
Sat 6 Aug 17:16
2016
Haha we have a funny media team #efc https://t.co/TQ47UGUuaT
Sat 6 Aug 17:14
2016
We are interested in pretending to be interested in Julian Draxler, and will continue to monitor until we buy shhomeone less exciting. #efc
Sat 6 Aug 10:11
2016
6th in the league my fellow Toffo's. Theres only one direction we can go with dis squaad. Top 15/16 though πŸ‘ #efc
Sat 6 Aug 09:19
2016
Sccmooke and da proverbial pancake baby. Schlap my arse and call me schtekers. Dooby doo 🚬
Thu 4 Aug 22:38
2016
@Eliassssss__ ouch! Just some banter pal. Chill and have a dooby
Thu 4 Aug 10:34
2016
@BetVictor ooooof Ill bang some on #lfc top 4 and above us! There midfield is Bare sick! Cheers Big Vic πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ˜
Wed 3 Aug 13:30
2016
Big seeshh last night with the new boy, I dressed a gay. Top lad, likes to ne tickled under tje chin it seems. Top lad. #efc
Wed 3 Aug 13:04
2016
@LivEchoEFC @LivEchonews I wanted that good Senegalese lad that went to that big club down the road ffs. #efc #lfc πŸ˜³πŸ™ˆπŸ€”
Wed 3 Aug 13:02
2016
@SaintsfcViews no Harry Reed though is he. I like his hair dye colour.
Wed 3 Aug 13:01
2016
@BetVictor 😳 Hey Vic, you seen our πŸ’΅come on. With Schtekkers in 't net, we got to be 4/1? @paddypower said we could be 8/11 if I shed please
Wed 3 Aug 12:59
2016
@HayleyNicole93x she might like everyone on her burgers Ash. Each to their own my friend. I like a dooby with everyone.
Wed 3 Aug 12:57
2016
Im going to spend the Β£75 mill on getting king Fellaini back. Long live da king. #efc https://t.co/9UNBXChl3o
Wed 3 Aug 12:55
2016
Cheeky selfie of me and Moshiri last night, no more doobies 🚬for him πŸ˜‰. Had to stop him schtealing my hob nobs #efc https://t.co/lNAX0QvPKx
Wed 3 Aug 12:41
2016
Aaaaaand the this dooby tootin, ginger porkmeister will take number 2. #rollbacktheyears #moveoverstones #efc https://t.co/Vlyw7PKe6w
Wed 3 Aug 00:43
2016
Ill just leave this here. Should be top 20,000 in my opinionsh. God father to 2 of my rabbits. Top lad! #efc https://t.co/zXVVDj7777
Wed 3 Aug 00:39
2016
My 3 favourite english words: Mayonnaise, qualities, ambishion and dooby. I don't like Maths but my favourite number is 12.76.
Wed 3 Aug 00:29
2016
I'isa gay in the bag today! Average player to improve our midfield. Now for a dooby, a bottle of Oasis and a game of Bamboozle on teletext.
Wed 3 Aug 00:25
2016
@loulabelle_81 fear not Lou. He stays as your captain πŸ˜‰
Wed 3 Aug 00:22
2016
@SFC_Debs I shhpoke to him yesterday Debs, he said he is leading you boys into Europe. Wont come up here. Shame. Has ambisshhion. #saintsfc
Wed 3 Aug 00:21
2016
@clu3lessrobert Fancy being my number two bobby? You speak a lot of sense. Share a dooby and get #efc top 15? Erwin is lazy
Wed 3 Aug 00:15
2016
Mata, Witsel, Pelle, Forster. Lucky Schtekkers is loyal. Loyalty ishh important to me πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸπŸ’°πŸš¬πŸ’· #efc https://t.co/BGUyfJQEx1
Tue 2 Aug 19:42
2016
@Champy1973 not blinded jusht promised money and not getting it, its all brown sauce up here! Im having a dooby and gunna search for dis key
Tue 2 Aug 19:11
2016
@Champy1973 got one on the go, seen who the moshi monster pulled out today? Tell les Ill come back for packet of chips and some mayonaiise 😏
Tue 2 Aug 17:46
2016
@THT1878 thats the spirit Bazzer. Keep on that bong lad. #inschtekkerswetrust up the Toffo's
Tue 2 Aug 17:42
2016
@Champy1973 ittshh my accent champo ffs. I said I need Heisenberg in goal.....look who I got ffs πŸ™ˆπŸ’°πŸ
Tue 2 Aug 17:40
2016
@clu3lessrobert @Everton @AVFCOfficial Sctekkers was the Marquee Bobby.This lad is the tent covering my war chessht.Now wheres that key #efc
Tue 2 Aug 17:39
2016
Aaaarrrrrghhhh I said the quick senegalese lad from #saintsfc not the shit one from relegated Villa. Come on Moshi ffs πŸ™ˆπŸ˜³ #efc
Tue 2 Aug 17:37
2016
@GwladysNSNO @FA beep beep
Mon 1 Aug 22:34
2016
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bantersaurus you! #efc https://t.co/ehF6jCbKHX
Mon 1 Aug 21:58
2016
Take the focus off the war chest issshhhhuue #efc come on moshi https://t.co/gSXrgCVFZ5
Mon 1 Aug 21:57
2016
Comparing? Lol Williams got to the Euro semi finals you know. And good pokemon player. #efc https://t.co/VnIrPKK8kW
Mon 1 Aug 21:56
2016
Β£75 million?!!?!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ as you younguns say.... Shcreaaming. https://t.co/lSX4Ez5Wdl
Mon 1 Aug 21:55
2016
No Schtekkers though guys. Once save a penalty in a game!! #efc https://t.co/UBnFCveN8k
Mon 1 Aug 21:55
2016
Couldnt afford him my blue friend. Tried but wanted European football. Weve got the schtekdog though.Played for #ffc https://t.co/w73s2HxddT
Mon 1 Aug 21:54
2016
Chaz, I sold them and yes they were not worth it. Stickleback on the other hand?! Worldy!nearly better than mccarthy https://t.co/elo1MW22Bh
Mon 1 Aug 21:52
2016
Already in. The Schtekmeister. Played in a a world cup you know. Come on you Toffo's #efc https://t.co/hsKXuTjFW6
Mon 1 Aug 21:50
2016
We have Shctekkers ffs guys. Chill. Have a dooby and welcome the world class and trophy laden Ashley Williams. #efc https://t.co/USE0R7Eg0C
Mon 1 Aug 21:49
2016
Β£10 millionsshh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/ZrQZPZpQ0i
Mon 1 Aug 21:46
2016
Im having to bite my tongue about current and old clubs goalkeeping desisshhions. Sctekkers for England.
Mon 1 Aug 18:36
2016
@LFC_Fan_321 @SkySportsNewsHQ come on, I expect the shit banter from our blue few not a big, proper club like you lads.
Mon 1 Aug 18:28
2016
@hughblue791 @rick_harris1 @DeadlineDayLive he wont join us, he looks forward to Europa league. Was hoping he had the war chest key. Shame
Mon 1 Aug 18:27
2016
@KoemanIsABlue @SouthamptonFC @Alex_Macca23 3 years wages as number 1 you saccchhhilllly cunt
Mon 1 Aug 18:23
2016
@oscarjessie @Bullmeistersfc saints have a goalie lined up and 2 others next week πŸ˜‰ not so easy for #efc as shtill looking for war chest key
Mon 1 Aug 18:06
2016
Fear not #saintsfc fans. I sspoke to Jose and he said something about loyalty, respect and not being a scchnake. Not sure what he meant πŸπŸ’°πŸ€”
Mon 1 Aug 12:54
2016
Nice Shunday, playing some UB40 whilst I hoover. Will crack open a cream soda and a packet of Tic Tacs later. What a time to be alive #efc
Sun 31 Jul 17:38
2016
Good result tonight boyyssh. Lots to look forward to #efc
Fri 29 Jul 21:50
2016
Fri 29 Jul 21:37
2016
@BarkIeyy its not funny for Ross, he hates it when you all drop his E's every Saturday night let alone Friday ffs. Try a dooby inshtead pal
Fri 29 Jul 18:28
2016
@RedsUnited4 @ManUtd @SkySportsNewsHQ we have Schtekenberg. We havnt spent Β£100 mill ever. No need. Top 15 this season easy.
Fri 29 Jul 18:24
2016
You watch Darren 'The Irish Joe Allen' Gibson tonight. Gunna nuff tear dis shit up. #efc @LivEchoEFC @Everton https://t.co/Rlt4LOJTwR
Fri 29 Jul 18:21
2016
Shame about the shupporters who cant spell his fucking name. Out of the bins lad and back to sschool ffs πŸ™ˆ#efc https://t.co/fri7iVBfxJ
Fri 29 Jul 18:18
2016
@RedsUnited4 @ManUtd @SkySportsNewsHQ in front of the 'Irish Joe Allen' ? Lol you been shhmokin? Wouldn't get in dream team let alone #efc
Fri 29 Jul 17:47
2016
Oh for Fuck Shake. Just get it done, hes not even that good. No Cruyff is he.#efc #united @ManUtd https://t.co/scRUxNP6B4
Fri 29 Jul 17:41
2016
Fri 29 Jul 17:38
2016
Come on Sadio. Think of theπŸ’°my man. Plus, some losers medals! You shed to me you wanted some medals! #efc #saintsfc https://t.co/PPC1IzIJHK
Fri 29 Jul 17:38
2016
Hehehe sounds a bit like Titty. https://t.co/vpBHvXGqGE
Fri 29 Jul 17:35
2016
@floringardos5 Get well Shoon son. Im gunna need ya up here at #efc when the sschtix and Stones break my bones. Love ya big man, Big Ron x
Fri 29 Jul 17:27
2016
Chilled out Friday eve with the wife, a glass of cinzano, olives, a pipe and a crepe. Happy daysh. Dreaming of Calshot Beach #efc #saintsfc
Fri 29 Jul 17:25
2016
200 followersh. Cheers guys. After training I shall roll a dooby and watch old videos of my hero Kevin Ratcliffe and Earl Barrett to πŸŽΊπŸŽ‰#efc
Fri 29 Jul 13:07
2016
Like a young Lukaku. "Got nuff skills" #efc https://t.co/3HnWcyIBXl
Thu 28 Jul 21:07
2016
Jussht enjoying a Schmooke and a Pancake. #efc #saintsfc
Thu 28 Jul 20:49
2016
Big Schining coming up, will be done by end of the weekend. Its better than when signed Beattie. #efc up the toffo's
Thu 28 Jul 10:21
2016
@SpursOfficial @HKane @ErikLamela @Lukemcgee1 Worsshh grammar than me. Fancy a dooby with me and Gibbo? #efc
Wed 27 Jul 20:24
2016
Wed 27 Jul 20:03
2016
@clu3lessrobert shame you didnt get one the other Robbie. You seen the key to this 'War chest'?? Pishing on me chips #efc ##EFC
Wed 27 Jul 19:36
2016
Wish he would unlock my bloody war chest I was promised.Going to have to settle for going in for Daniel Amokachi#efc https://t.co/H5ypURQ8hU
Wed 27 Jul 16:36
2016
Summit about 'ze Germans' and Not liking Bratwurst. #efc #EFC https://t.co/33N9TBT4rR
Wed 27 Jul 15:48
2016
@paddypower Hey Paddy it means im schtill looking for my 'War Chest' key. Its like a game of Fort Boyard' up here @Everton Ffs #efc #EFC
Wed 27 Jul 15:20
2016
Bolloxsshhh. Might try Eric Djembe Djemba then. #efc https://t.co/kh6HcjDvXe
Wed 27 Jul 14:38
2016
Anyone seen dish key to my warchest. Ive only found the bin with Schtekkers and some relegated Gueye. #saintsfc #efc https://t.co/RSTCoUN2Gc
Wed 27 Jul 10:37
2016
Cracking win for the boyyshh tonight. Now for a dooby and and some Mrs Koeman booby. Night you Toffo's #efc @LivEchoEFC #EFC
Tue 26 Jul 21:58
2016
We are looking good to sign Witsel, which is great as it shounds like Schnitzel and Im a big fan of those so will do well here @Everton #efc
Tue 26 Jul 17:13
2016
Big game tonight, im hoping da boyysshh can win tonight to prove we can keep up with thiss teams bext year in the championship. #efc
Tue 26 Jul 11:57
2016
Watching #ENGvPAK Always better watching @englandcricket bowl, I'm no purest, i like action and wickets.
Sun 24 Jul 12:42
2016
@callum_fletch98 scccchhhhmoke a dooby, grab dat booby and call me scooby.boooom ting #efc #Everton
Sat 23 Jul 17:31
2016