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Honest Ron
@honestronkoeman
@Everton FC Manager. Ex-pro footballer with @FCBarcelona. Previous manager of #saintsfc Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything. love Schtekkers and Dooby.
Followers: 250
Following: 998
Total tweets sent: 450
Member since: Wed 29 Jun 2016


Honest Ron Latest Tweets

Its Friday. Sooooo Gilfy me and Schtekkers on Singstar for his inisshiation. A whole ne world for me and Hakuna Matata for Sctekks. #doobies
Fri 18 Aug 18:23
2017
Gilfi?! Just a poor mans Lemina. Will help us shement that 6th plash though. #SaintsFC
Thu 17 Aug 15:31
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Shhhtill?
Tue 8 Aug 22:13
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Shhaking like a shhitting dog my man
Tue 8 Aug 21:13
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Like a Shaints twitter hashtag after Puel loss at home to Schtoke brother shhane.
Tue 8 Aug 21:07
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Rooney ishh pisshed and fucking around in my wiffes clogsss. HahaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ what a time to be alivesh
Tue 8 Aug 20:59
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Schtekkers doesh love it.Ive had a couple of bongs and some advacaat so loosh it a bit. All cunttsch bar… https://t.co/35ppUmN7wM
Tue 8 Aug 20:55
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Van Sctrijk is too slithery for even my belly crawling ass. Rosh wouldnt even get in the #saintsfc shide… https://t.co/DEgCIlQSDG
Tue 8 Aug 20:45
2017
Cheeky blunt and a game of snakes and ladders next week with Lovren and lallana. Imitate the old snake Gilfi into the pit. Sschhmokinn
Tue 8 Aug 20:40
2017
@Sparksinfo Boooo ssssssssssss A dooby and slither with cuco and schtek dog then.
Tue 8 Aug 20:38
2017
Bollox. Gunna end up with Siggy and wanted Lemmy. Good signing #saintsfc i raise my hat and doff my dooby. Now for battleships with schtek
Tue 8 Aug 20:18
2017
Gilfy gilfy come to papa. Not my money. Fuck it 🍸
Wed 2 Aug 22:54
2017
Watched the game. Looked like they were all chowin on a few dobbys pre-game. Prowsey coming on nicely. I can lend #saintsfc Schtekkers back?
Wed 2 Aug 22:38
2017
I said get me the dutch master defender from #saintsfc and they sent me that pile of shit at Right Back back again. #vvdnotcucoffs
Sat 29 Jul 10:12
2017
Ssshhh snuck this cheeky tweet after a quick dooby in the home loos. Stuck by my plan of buying Pickfords and still playing my man Schtekdog
Thu 27 Jul 20:42
2017
Thinking of seeing if Marek Saganofski will come and partner big Sandro. Love an old Saint. Or big Gzegorz. So lazy but so good.
Tue 25 Jul 14:05
2017
Dooby and a foot spa, Schneiders coming round later for FIFA.Ill be #saintsfc He can be #EFC 2015 though. I need him and Pelle. B.e.a.utiful
Sun 23 Jul 20:52
2017
Ropey morning after a mental night last night. A game of cards in Genk went a bit 'Hangover'. A smoke and sauna with Rooney and back on it.
Sun 23 Jul 11:34
2017
What the fuck happened last night? Woke up cuffed to Schtekkers and Cuco with a hookers pants on my head and I love Genk written on my head.
Sun 23 Jul 11:15
2017
@diego_theape @SAINTSINFRANCE @SouthamptonFC No one wants to listen to your shit but here we are.
Fri 21 Jul 20:17
2017
@ShaneyyG4 😘😘😘 cough I mean. For a Braca legend.
Fri 21 Jul 14:41
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Really is. Top lad. For a reptile.
Fri 21 Jul 14:40
2017
Just had to Usher a naked, distressed @Phil_Coutinho onto a plane in #saintsfc to start his rehab with our boys. Next stop @FCBarcelona πŸš„πŸ›«
Fri 21 Jul 14:35
2017
Looks like a charactor from Charlie and the Choc factory. Pop goes the Bra-zil. 🐷 Off the vino and doobys Al lad. https://t.co/mmW1By5HE0
Fri 21 Jul 13:08
2017
"One of the best defenders in the Premier League" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ #saintsfc A poor mans Virgil. If only they could afford him.… https://t.co/IJ9G3x92T3
Fri 21 Jul 13:06
2017
Schtekkers tried bundling me in a wheel chair and getting me to support the #freecoutinho @Phil_Coutinho Barca is the dream or #saintsfc πŸ€—
Fri 21 Jul 12:29
2017
Breaking: Im banging in an offer for @Phil_Coutinho Β£30mill plus Schtekkers and some thai bush.Thats Β£50mill. #lfc #freecoutinho #saintsfc
Fri 21 Jul 10:45
2017
No Mayonaise in McDonald's so threw my chips in the bin and walked out. Rung Schtekdog and off to his for xbox and a dooby. Bad day.
Thu 20 Jul 15:57
2017
@saintbannerman Doobys and Boobys baby.
Thu 20 Jul 15:54
2017
Disgusted why I didnt get one of these when I left #saintsfc not just me but poor Schtekkers. And Cuco. Better they… https://t.co/5p9mYWdgPa
Wed 19 Jul 16:25
2017
Just playing some Tekken with the Schtekken. Too many dobbys for him and not enough Jaffa cakes for me.
Wed 19 Jul 00:00
2017
Martina banged out his initiation song. Despacito in curocaen. Also, his name is not Cuco. Been emotional day. A dooby and a game of snake.
Tue 18 Jul 18:18
2017
@Chrissylb Looks like a picture of me and Erwin, Chrissy. Any more, pop them over to me and Ill put them in the family album. πŸ–’
Tue 18 Jul 13:29
2017
Best right back in Europe and he gets this shit welcome. We can't all be #SaintsFC legend Stuart Taylor can we?More… https://t.co/S6CwB2F9YS
Tue 18 Jul 13:24
2017
Mon 17 Jul 14:26
2017
@TheFooty92 Our Church. #saintsfc
Mon 17 Jul 12:27
2017
@lennysaints Hahaha. πŸ–’
Mon 17 Jul 12:22
2017
@lennysaints πŸ’ͺβœŒπŸ€™ https://t.co/Pfdw7sx9kz
Mon 17 Jul 12:19
2017
@leemyersSfc To allow time for Luke Shaw to shed those cheeky Nandos.
Mon 17 Jul 12:00
2017
@lennysaints πŸ›«πŸŒΏπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜¨πŸ‘Œ
Mon 17 Jul 11:59
2017
@lennysaints Only the good stuff Lenmeister. Pop it in a dooby and chill on the pavement my good man.
Mon 17 Jul 11:45
2017
@markmiddleton10 @Mike7167 It is catchy Mark. True and musically catchy. Good qualiteesh pal.
Mon 17 Jul 11:44
2017
Retweet: For King Oriol. Like: For snake Lallana. saintsfc
Mon 17 Jul 11:43
2017
Me, Wazza and Schtekkers out last night. Few Red Stripes and a dooby later and Schteks has thrown a whitey and Wayne harassing the elderly🀐
Sun 16 Jul 14:42
2017
If #EFC did with Schtekkers that, that #saintsfc did with Taylor. Fans might not be such boring, angry, uptight poor, bin dipping cousin's.
Fri 14 Jul 10:06
2017
Versatille Schek. #saintsfc https://t.co/qpduL5mM5E
Thu 13 Jul 10:14
2017
"S" is the scariest letter cos it's da first letter in "snake," makes the sound a snake makes, and looks like a snake. Da Ronnie. #saintsfc
Tue 11 Jul 09:44
2017
When Virgil onyabijk goes. How about seeing what Uli Gan Gobble is up to? Can do a great job in there #SaintsFC boys. Killer?
Sat 8 Jul 14:05
2017
If its bring your old boy back to your club week. #SaintsFC should defo bring back The Lambert. Better than an old, fat Rooney.Doobys galore
Sat 8 Jul 14:01
2017
Why does no one care who I like and follow on de social media schtuff? I always like Sammy Lee eating a spring roll or pork ball. #SaintsFC
Sat 8 Jul 13:52
2017
My phone is ringing all the timsh and IM TRYING TO FUCKING PLAY SNAKE. ARRRGHHHH
Thu 6 Jul 14:58
2017
Just having a mid training break with a dooby, watching Twitter breakdown. Β£75M offer come in. Same for signed #saintsfc VVD boots going out
Thu 6 Jul 11:46
2017
Just for the record #SaintsFC fans, he wouldnt look better in blue.Would never play for us and could never afford him. Love 6th place 2 much
Tue 4 Jul 22:04
2017
Because im a poor manager Im pissing money up the wall. Manage a club? Nope. Spend millions? Yes. Im a dutch twitchcrap. Barcelona soon sss
Tue 4 Jul 04:02
2017
Big Dooby De Boer letting the old snake out of the bag, saying I didnt then did want the #EFC job. I didnt as #SaintsFC πŸ‘Œ but snakes like πŸ’·πŸ’±
Tue 27 Jun 17:04
2017
Just chilling here like. Spending my lukaku cash monies. Gunna watch Prowsey boss it later. Though not a fan of youth, Europe or trophies.
Tue 27 Jun 16:58
2017
Just found The Kaiser Chiefs have a great track that im keen on. "Dooby, Dooby, Dooby" aaa,aaa, a, aa Me Schteks loving it in the discoteque
Mon 26 Jun 12:51
2017
Just chilling here with a dooby, and a Pinot Grigio. Watching the Foo Fighters rock, jealous of Pellegrino. πŸ€£πŸ€ πŸ€‘ #chongeduppoet #SaintsFC
Sat 24 Jun 23:20
2017
Just had another dooby and laughing at the fact Cuco sounds a little like Cocoa. So Im cracking out a hot chocolate with my mate Cuco. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚βš‘πŸ’ͺ
Thu 22 Jun 12:31
2017
Just chowing on a dooby and enjoying Chuckle brother Aldridge ruining any chance big Virg may have going to Liverpool. Merseyside yobbos. πŸ˜‚
Thu 22 Jun 11:14
2017
Sneaky red dippers. Weve got Cuco who can fill in at CB anyway. Stay at #saintsfc Virgil. Get yourself to Barca wi… https://t.co/bKkSz1Ao5g
Wed 21 Jun 14:08
2017
@NiiiiiiiickSFC Ahhhhhh big Dirky. Had a few doobys and some boobys in 2004 in the dam with that ledg. Go all all n… https://t.co/weJTWmo5SN
Wed 21 Jun 12:44
2017
Having a chilled dooby with Martina. We are laughing that if he was Brazilian then Dani Alves would have had no career. πŸ˜‚ Lucky Dani #dooby
Wed 21 Jun 12:25
2017
Hottest day of year you say? Did the @metoffice not see my #saintsfc boys tear Pool another one from 2.0 down last year? #sizzlingmane #boom
Wed 21 Jun 12:22
2017
A dooby and some more over spending for me.Guly + Dani Alves = Cuco Martina.Honeymoon at Chez Snake. Welcome to a poor Liverpool. #SaintsFC
Tue 20 Jun 11:43
2017
My old pal Schtekkers has just bought a Subaru Impreza. Nickname, Scooby. Rhymes with Dooby. Doooooby! "Lets all have a dooby. La la la la
Mon 19 Jun 11:59
2017
All this money I am pissing up the wall, Its like I am about to get nice chunk from selling my 'irreplaceable' Lukaku. Still. Lookman.πŸ‘€
Mon 19 Jun 11:57
2017
@Sparksinfo Mwahahaa Been cooling down after that heat. Its a great kit. Red and white. Perfect colour for a Christ… https://t.co/FPo7lTU0Me
Mon 19 Jun 11:54
2017
Ssss. Wouldnt let me piss Β£100 mill of their money up the wall so left. Im currently doing just that for no trophie… https://t.co/ksYvz0yU4A
Fri 16 Jun 15:52
2017
Strong banter from our refuse delving neighbours. #EFC #evertonfc https://t.co/wJNFsnJTeA
Fri 16 Jun 14:37
2017
Like for Davy Klaassen Retweet for Jordy Clasie. #efc #saintsfc
Fri 16 Jun 14:01
2017
Just got shouted at by a working class man in a vest in a white van. Said I had nice tits. Haha too much mayo on the old Pomme Frites #efc
Fri 16 Jun 11:34
2017
Got drunk yesterday and woke up to the reality I spent Β£54 million of #efc πŸ’Ά on 2 average players. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ fuck it. Not my money. πŸ˜‚ #saintsfc
Fri 16 Jun 08:36
2017
Get the mayonaise out and the doobys lit boys. The snake is coming home. Ill bring Sctekkers! All forgiven? #SaintsFC boys?
Thu 15 Jun 11:12
2017
Β£30 million for a keeper that sounds like I am moving fucking house. He can tuck away a dooby with me and the Shtekdog. #warchestopened #efc
Wed 14 Jun 18:48
2017
@JordanC_91 Worst ive had in months. Constant threat of cramp lol
Tue 13 Jun 11:10
2017
I'm planning an evening with Sammy Lee and his fidget spinner. Heard he is going to #saintsfc with my old pal Tuchel. He loves a dooby too.
Sat 3 Jun 10:59
2017
Free fillet o fish with that banger of a contract lad. πŸ‘Œ https://t.co/l96nl1G6b0
Sat 3 Jun 10:57
2017
Shots fired. Poor Luke.#saintsfc https://t.co/t83cbwTxU7
Sat 3 Jun 10:55
2017
We dont need him #efc we have schtekkers and Pebbles. Legends. https://t.co/Ud98C59KeK
Sat 3 Jun 10:54
2017
@VirgilvDijk Come back to papa Virg, mayonnaise, chips, a big fat dooby and re-runs of the good old days round mine… https://t.co/YhY3DeaUGg
Sat 3 Jun 10:52
2017
Huge club. Martina gunna teaaar it up too. #efc https://t.co/w8KzfqWGT8
Sat 3 Jun 10:50
2017
I gave Barkley an ultimatum he has ignored. Now to stamp my feet and point at him when I tell him again. That should do it! #efc #saintsfc
Sat 3 Jun 10:49
2017
Trying to sign Gilfi cos Schtekers says its funny cos it sounds like Milfi. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #myhero
Wed 24 May 12:43
2017
I like to think I am Trump type fella.Snake like, underhand, lying and cheating my way to a false poistion, and I get picked on by the media
Thu 18 May 22:31
2017
Just laid out all Kones out for da boysh to train. Not Arouna Kone though. Dat would be crazy. I only have 1 of him for a start Hahaha 🀣🀣🀣🀣
Wed 17 May 12:03
2017
#saintsfc fans, would you rather...
Wed 17 May 09:29
2017
A morning dooby and some subutteo with my old dawg Schteckers. It will be double flicks to really mix it up. #EvertonFC #livingthedream
Wed 17 May 09:17
2017
I have met Peter Schmeichel, and he has humour. So why didnt he call his son Michael instead of Kasper? like my move here,wasted opportunity
Mon 15 May 11:51
2017
@Sparksinfo Oh yes my lad. Got a way to go to get as sneaky as this little belly crawling slither merchant. Mwaahahahaha 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
Fri 12 May 18:35
2017
Barkley stalling on a new contract, hoping for more money. Wasnt enough and now wants to leave. Pffft where does he get this behaviour from?
Fri 12 May 12:31
2017
Rooney is the saviour. Praise da lord. An upgrade on Lukaku. Go get em tiger rraaarrr https://t.co/xdCznwuqKR
Wed 10 May 11:20
2017
I see my old mate 'arry is getting the Brum job permanently.Keep em up again and you can look after my books at Barca πŸ˜‰My own Andy Dufrane.
Wed 10 May 11:06
2017
A doobie and a scooby last night with Sammy Lee. Training will be a toughie today. Shades on and some Lukaku ass kissing it is. Ssssssss
Wed 10 May 08:02
2017
@SouthamptonFC Ahhhh the carpet is so soft. No friction on my belly the last time I slithered on that puppy. Romeu… https://t.co/0Fu5x3DLmW
Thu 4 May 19:10
2017
I once bought a Red and White Christmas tree .Me and Sctekkers sat with a dooby just watching the twitter meltdown from toffo's. #bants
Thu 4 May 15:03
2017
Why do you englishh keep singing a song to me saying shomething about my pants are on fire??
Thu 4 May 14:59
2017
"There is no chance I will leave before the end of my contract" As you english call: Banter. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🐍 ssssssshow me the money.
Thu 4 May 14:52
2017
I would now put @Cristiano in de top 5 in the world with Lukaku, Baines, scteklenberg and @MayaYoshida3 well done. See u soon Everton laddy
Tue 2 May 22:40
2017
Luckily we conceded a cheeky penalty to prove to Lukaku we are 1 trick pony an dat pony is too good for this ranch. Lucky to draw tbh. 🐎 πŸ’©πŸ˜‚
Tue 4 Apr 21:59
2017
I wonder if Lallana would slither across to the other side of Merseyside. Doubt it. Looks too good. Ssss
Sun 26 Mar 17:37
2017
@steefc1984 @TheEFCForum Not bitter. Just honest my fellow toffo
Fri 24 Mar 16:10
2017
@TheEFCForum Shame I will be at Barca. More money and ambition.
Thu 23 Mar 21:32
2017
I like people to respect contracts. Only people. Not animalsh that slither on their bellies. A dooby and video of kevin sheedy for me
Mon 20 Mar 00:00
2017
@bet365 Odds on me chowing on a pie during play?
Tue 14 Mar 20:09
2017
Hopefully swap mid table for....mid table. Gunna crawl on my belly and bang up a dooby. https://t.co/H8120GbyAj
Tue 14 Mar 20:07
2017
Big Lookaku has some good ambishon....to join me at @FCBarcelona i knew he was leaving when he promised he would stay. Sssssssneaky
Tue 14 Mar 20:04
2017
@BookiesRaid 22k followers? Hahaha you joker
Sun 12 Mar 14:15
2017
Peeps singing my praises for 7th. Thatshh just a shit season under Moyes. Improved? No. Just stopped getting schitter. Spider to Barca πŸ”΅βšͺ
Sun 12 Mar 12:31
2017
A song for da #saintsfc fans. Les Reed went to Europe to find him self a top coach. Instead he got a koeman, the little ginger cockroach. πŸ‘ŒπŸ’²
Tue 7 Mar 16:54
2017
Sssssslipin and slidin down the league we go. Kane is too good. Top 12 incoming.
Sun 5 Mar 15:24
2017
We are scared of the Zlatan. I may bring him to Barca with me. Better than this lump Lukaku. Sssssss https://t.co/ZWHSsJiX77
Sat 4 Mar 17:24
2017
Shit. My old boys are coming for us. I can ssssee them. Lets just keep the score down tommorow. Then roll over and slip nicely into 12th.
Sat 4 Mar 17:23
2017
@zesty_everton Mine goes to Gabbiadini. Beautiful player
Fri 3 Mar 23:45
2017
@DeludedBrendan any assistants jobs going king Brendan?
Fri 3 Mar 12:35
2017
@DeludedBrendan Try getting dish bunch too 10 Brendan. Do you want Lukaku? Im gunna go after Jeffers. Let know.
Fri 3 Mar 12:35
2017
Trust me πŸ˜‰ @FCBarcelona πŸ‘πŸ”΅βšͺ #Messi #suarez #Neymar https://t.co/99BTUeSXfd
Fri 3 Mar 12:32
2017
I like Spain. I like Messi. I like money. I don't like contracts. Honesty. Loyalty. Come and get me Barcelona. I can get you top 6. Eashy.πŸπŸ’²
Fri 3 Mar 12:29
2017
Stop the Zlatan and you boyysh will win. #saintsfc to win da finale 2.1. Tadic ish key for my old boyysh. Good luck
Sun 26 Feb 11:36
2017
Shame spiderman is playing today and not tommorow #saintsfc oh well. Cup finals probably not him anyway.
Sat 25 Feb 15:47
2017
Hoping utd win tommorow so we can sneak into 7th. I don't like to get there on merit. I like to sneak. Ssssssneakk. 🐍🐍
Sat 25 Feb 10:57
2017
I do want Man U to win to on Shunday as it means us toffo's may get into Europa if we finishh 7th. Europa is shit and we wont finish 7th.
Fri 24 Feb 23:48
2017
@colnagolover aahh yessh. I member a night with her, a couple of doubies and sum run in the dam with da boyssh. She was fast and loose πŸ‘™πŸ’„πŸ‘ πŸ’₯
Thu 23 Feb 18:28
2017
Who da fuck ish diss 'Doris' you all keep swearing at on my Tweeter feeed?
Thu 23 Feb 15:43
2017
This Sunday I will be watching #saintsfc and thinking what could av been. Still, top 10 finish for ush. Europe, youth and cup finals? Pfft
Tue 21 Feb 11:18
2017
Come and get me boyyshh. #Everton was always just a downward step from #saintsfc to get to you @FCBarcelona . Spiri… https://t.co/Bk1dmT1z1G
Thu 16 Feb 11:53
2017
Too good for ush https://t.co/rDBOlp2UBi
Mon 30 Jan 13:00
2017
No 4.0 over the hisshtory of Man. SHITTY though. Good luck tommorow #saintsfc. Looking forward to Virgil opening hi… https://t.co/GERd9nQstc
Tue 24 Jan 10:42
2017
@RonaldKoeman @HorganGmail @Everton ssssssccheneiderlin
Sat 14 Jan 01:19
2017
Nisshh to shee schneiderlin come in but really just a poor mans Perry Groves. Or Ray Parlour. I loved his locks. Golden lockssh.
Fri 13 Jan 12:52
2017
Ive slithered out of the woodwork #saintsfc fans. Splatterface giving it large I see. I see Fonte is moving for more money? GL in the semis
Mon 9 Jan 20:25
2017
Need some more League 2 players to buy for millions to make them blue like my Christmas tree. Might be red next year if Klopp buggers off πŸ‘Œ
Mon 9 Jan 18:16
2017
Wheresh my kitty? War chest ffs. Turning my ginger locks grey here. Need some more League 2 players. https://t.co/9LDapn2BuH
Mon 9 Jan 18:13
2017
Tut tut. Where ish the loyalty Jose?? Come to sit on my bench if want and ill pay you Β£95k a week. Chill with a doo… https://t.co/A43f80Uzsk
Mon 9 Jan 16:46
2017
Just to confirm #saintsfc fans. @sammatterface is wrong. I left for da money not de ambishhion. I also don't like winning Cup competitions πŸ˜‰
Mon 9 Jan 16:44
2017
After having the easiest start to a season ever. I am now getting called out for the cockwombling spunktumpet ssccchnake I am. #saintsfc
Thu 10 Nov 11:06
2016
@SportyGrump Glasses working well Still
Thu 27 Oct 00:07
2016
#saintsfc Boufal is like the Moroccan Darren Gibson. How you English sshhay a "real baller" and "got nuff tekkers" both love a douby.
Wed 26 Oct 23:51
2016
Jusht spoke to Ross about my banking needs. Apparently the wrong Barclays. English ish hard He did give me a free pen though. Every cloud...
Tue 25 Oct 13:24
2016
Good result by da boyysh today. Tough side Burnley. Only lost 3-1 to #saintsfc and Sctekkers back to his below average self. πŸ‘Œ
Sat 22 Oct 17:22
2016
Think I heard Shammy Lee say #saintsfc had good youth players once. Pffftt, I know best. Might bid for this Mcqueen boy. Lookssh good...
Sun 16 Oct 18:45
2016
Boufal now can step us up another level. 6 clean sheets in a row. #saintsfc enjoy a well earned rest.
Sun 2 Oct 16:15
2016
@TonyBarretTimes not a phantom one though @MSpaggers
Sat 1 Oct 09:57
2016
@leemyersSfc @kierannkater98 In Berty and Charlies case, thats a big risk Lee.
Wed 28 Sep 14:56
2016
Im like Joey from friendssh. I jussht don't like cups. Focus on da league now until we leave Fa cup. #saintsfc fansh say its Gulys fault.
Wed 21 Sep 00:13
2016
I wishhed da #saintsfc boyyhh good luck yeshterday. I shouldn't have bothered. I will go back for Cuco. Β£22mill will get him
Fri 16 Sep 21:05
2016
I think you can see de ambishion of the club with buying Bolasie for Β£30 m and nearly buying the thong song man. Take me back #saintsfc
Thu 1 Sep 01:56
2016
Who are all deesh booby ladies liking old tweetsh of mine. R dey Usain Bolts friends? #efc
Mon 22 Aug 20:42
2016
@TonyBarretTimes I never Shed dish cos it is not true. He ish best at eating 'wings' delish, hot chicken wings! A dooby and a wing. πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜²#efc
Thu 18 Aug 14:05
2016
@MattForeman1 @Jameswefc1983 @chazaustin9 take a bow Lucy! πŸ‘Œ
Wed 17 Aug 10:38
2016
Met Poch again yesterday.I like him a lot. We have similar, slithery qualities. Both men of our word, he loves a dooby and hobnob too. #efc
Sun 14 Aug 09:52
2016
Perfect Sshtarrt. I thought we would lose by lots of numbers. #upthetoffos #efc
Sat 13 Aug 19:35
2016
Why do people constantly keep trying to pass me to the left hand side? #efc #saintsfc
Fri 12 Aug 10:26
2016
Β£30 million for Bolasie. Pards said he saw me coming. Haha. Lies. I was hide and seek champion of that @FCBarcelona side in '92. #efc
Wed 10 Aug 10:22
2016
Not sad to see Schtones go, we was weighing us down. Hahaha cos stones are heavy. Haha shome dutch humour for all you toffo's fans. #efc
Tue 9 Aug 12:30
2016
Fonte wanted a big club so I got myself a solid top 15 defender to replace Stonesy,who wanted trophies. A dooby and Williams autograph #efc
Tue 9 Aug 12:25
2016
Posshht pipe digestives and cookies, some research on Totnham Hotspurs.God what Id do for a Toby or Virgil. Keep it down to 3/4 and its good
Mon 8 Aug 19:55
2016
@Champy1973 Mixed it up with pipe. Shom dooby in the pipey. Hence the crepey.
Mon 8 Aug 19:27
2016
Pipe and a crepe time.
Mon 8 Aug 19:10
2016
Ahhh a dutch acshennt like me @saintjeff52 ive already asked Big Les. Fingersshh crossed. #nonexistantwarchest https://t.co/fNKYShJ1h1
Sun 7 Aug 10:19
2016
I am schtill in the @EuropaLeague because I have channel 5 and a big shhports package on my TV. Feet up and a dooby on Thursdays. #chilled
Sun 7 Aug 09:57
2016
#lfc owe me a favour for A: Making Mane a worldy and B: not being in defensh for #efc today. We nearly scored too. Dooby and a muffin 4 me.
Sat 6 Aug 19:55
2016
Look at our last result vs #thfc last result. 😍We are coming for you poochettiino. Up the toffo's #efc
Sat 6 Aug 19:22
2016
Great result today against a team that got a great draw at St. Marys on Weds. We can lose by under 4 goals against #thfc next week πŸ‘ #efc
Sat 6 Aug 17:16
2016
Haha we have a funny media team #efc https://t.co/TQ47UGUuaT
Sat 6 Aug 17:14
2016
We are interested in pretending to be interested in Julian Draxler, and will continue to monitor until we buy shhomeone less exciting. #efc
Sat 6 Aug 10:11
2016
6th in the league my fellow Toffo's. Theres only one direction we can go with dis squaad. Top 15/16 though πŸ‘ #efc
Sat 6 Aug 09:19
2016
Sccmooke and da proverbial pancake baby. Schlap my arse and call me schtekers. Dooby doo 🚬
Thu 4 Aug 22:38
2016
@Eliassssss__ ouch! Just some banter pal. Chill and have a dooby
Thu 4 Aug 10:34
2016
@BetVictor ooooof Ill bang some on #lfc top 4 and above us! There midfield is Bare sick! Cheers Big Vic πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ˜
Wed 3 Aug 13:30
2016
Big seeshh last night with the new boy, I dressed a gay. Top lad, likes to ne tickled under tje chin it seems. Top lad. #efc
Wed 3 Aug 13:04
2016
@LivEchoEFC @LivEchonews I wanted that good Senegalese lad that went to that big club down the road ffs. #efc #lfc πŸ˜³πŸ™ˆπŸ€”
Wed 3 Aug 13:02
2016
@SaintsfcViews no Harry Reed though is he. I like his hair dye colour.
Wed 3 Aug 13:01
2016
@BetVictor 😳 Hey Vic, you seen our πŸ’΅come on. With Schtekkers in 't net, we got to be 4/1? @paddypower said we could be 8/11 if I shed please
Wed 3 Aug 12:59
2016
@HayleyNicole93x she might like everyone on her burgers Ash. Each to their own my friend. I like a dooby with everyone.
Wed 3 Aug 12:57
2016
Im going to spend the Β£75 mill on getting king Fellaini back. Long live da king. #efc https://t.co/9UNBXChl3o
Wed 3 Aug 12:55
2016
Cheeky selfie of me and Moshiri last night, no more doobies 🚬for him πŸ˜‰. Had to stop him schtealing my hob nobs #efc https://t.co/lNAX0QvPKx
Wed 3 Aug 12:41
2016
Aaaaaand the this dooby tootin, ginger porkmeister will take number 2. #rollbacktheyears #moveoverstones #efc https://t.co/Vlyw7PKe6w
Wed 3 Aug 00:43
2016
Ill just leave this here. Should be top 20,000 in my opinionsh. God father to 2 of my rabbits. Top lad! #efc https://t.co/zXVVDj7777
Wed 3 Aug 00:39
2016
My 3 favourite english words: Mayonnaise, qualities, ambishion and dooby. I don't like Maths but my favourite number is 12.76.
Wed 3 Aug 00:29
2016
I'isa gay in the bag today! Average player to improve our midfield. Now for a dooby, a bottle of Oasis and a game of Bamboozle on teletext.
Wed 3 Aug 00:25
2016
@loulabelle_81 fear not Lou. He stays as your captain πŸ˜‰
Wed 3 Aug 00:22
2016
@SFC_Debs I shhpoke to him yesterday Debs, he said he is leading you boys into Europe. Wont come up here. Shame. Has ambisshhion. #saintsfc
Wed 3 Aug 00:21
2016
@clu3lessrobert Fancy being my number two bobby? You speak a lot of sense. Share a dooby and get #efc top 15? Erwin is lazy
Wed 3 Aug 00:15
2016
Mata, Witsel, Pelle, Forster. Lucky Schtekkers is loyal. Loyalty ishh important to me πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸπŸ’°πŸš¬πŸ’· #efc https://t.co/BGUyfJQEx1
Tue 2 Aug 19:42
2016
@Champy1973 not blinded jusht promised money and not getting it, its all brown sauce up here! Im having a dooby and gunna search for dis key
Tue 2 Aug 19:11
2016