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Honest Ron
@honestronkoeman
Failed manager@Everton FC Previous manager of #saintsfc Horrible snake and genrally 2 faced. I chase the money love Schtekkers, Cuco and Dooby. All round Cunt.
Followers: 282
Following: 214
Total tweets sent: 638
Member since: Wed 29 Jun 2016


Honest Ron Latest Tweets

Sscored from a free shot from 12 yardssh. Class. https://t.co/ldt86CmHxv
Sun 10 Dec 17:24
2017
I wasshh having a joke wiv big Cuco Martina today. We joked dat he getshh paid to play football 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Curacao's fine… https://t.co/FlmkSuNYXd
Sun 10 Dec 17:20
2017
I have travveled down to Boredmuff tonight for #SaintsFC wjo day play tomorrow. No fucking hotelssh so had to check… https://t.co/3egKofwKFG
Sat 2 Dec 20:26
2017
Ahhh De after party with Schtekkers and Shammy Lee was wild. White lightning and cople of bongsh and we was gigglin… https://t.co/7hbuRADee8
Sat 2 Dec 00:14
2017
Just snorted crushed up rainbow dropshh off Schtekkers. Hahaha. Had some african bush. Both kindssh if u catch my d… https://t.co/owObdAVr72
Sun 26 Nov 19:27
2017
@rosshatton1 You know.
Sun 26 Nov 19:24
2017
#SaintsFC ssssssssss. You boyysshhh are welcome. Agent Ronnie phase 2 complete. Keep watccshing.......
Sun 26 Nov 15:02
2017
Im here boyssh. Come on Shaints. I built dish #efc side and itssh shit. Ive had a few dayssh off and deshided im a… https://t.co/VWo99rcVra
Sun 26 Nov 12:14
2017
@lisalaatona Naaawww. Sshomeone liking me more den Schtekkers for once. You and da team keep up da great work. 😘
Tue 21 Nov 09:30
2017
@lisalaatona Thank you Lissha. 😁
Mon 20 Nov 21:59
2017
@AzakFever1886 Hot. Ssshmoking. Ready for big Rocking Ronnie. Yeeehaaaa Big fuckin Ron.
Sat 18 Nov 20:02
2017
Had a couple of misshed calls from big Les at #SaintsFC . I asshume itsh to apologise and invite me back. Haha naaa… https://t.co/oxjFfvpSiW
Sat 18 Nov 19:55
2017
Inept and that wont change. #pellegrinoout
Sat 18 Nov 16:02
2017
@Realaldo474 disgrace
Wed 15 Nov 11:49
2017
Sheems I have shomething to return my ginger assh back to @SouthamptonFC and #SaintsFC for after all. I new my coa… https://t.co/TqVsBicrNz
Tue 14 Nov 23:00
2017
@lisalaatona @saintbannerman @thepieman84 @Al_Harfield Pass schme my Dutchee. Ill grab the Schtekdog. Ive a long do… https://t.co/zxiQ5iunF7
Tue 14 Nov 21:52
2017
Im trying to be relevant here ffs. 😯😐😐
Tue 14 Nov 09:54
2017
Ill take a schtep down to get a leg up. Schteks has a italian doggy and Cuco shounds a bit like Paulo. Where do a s… https://t.co/GVAxQAGkrw
Mon 13 Nov 23:53
2017
Ppfffft. Buffon is jussht a poor mansh Schtekkers. Who insidently is hoovering my floor with a Henry. Haha. Never s… https://t.co/F2XQ1etVjz
Mon 13 Nov 23:23
2017
Jusht been sounded out for da National dutch job. Yeeefuckinghaaa. Will make dem schwet a bit. Den bamm. In I swooo… https://t.co/vojCIc3nsN
Sun 12 Nov 16:32
2017
@Mike7167 Isle of fernandos more like.
Sun 12 Nov 16:13
2017
Headsh a ssshed and mouth like daa bottom off a bird cage. Schtekkers schtill in bed wiv 'Crystal' 😂😂 mornin doob a… https://t.co/mEb8p2vcdV
Sun 12 Nov 09:46
2017
@StFinlay77 Yeaaaah boooiiiiii
Sun 12 Nov 09:42
2017
@andrewh2k17 Me me me me. Big Sam had hish chance at Newcastle
Sat 11 Nov 18:38
2017
Dooby and some memories. Time you fuckersshh made some new ones. Big this big fat ginger whinger home. I can attack… https://t.co/rDsv85pdSL
Sat 11 Nov 18:37
2017
Shaturday night tweeps. Haha jussht snorted a cheeky beakyweaky off of Sctekkers ass. Haha yeeehaaaa. Some chess an… https://t.co/ZPMBXWNeVD
Sat 11 Nov 17:57
2017
Tempted to sshow you lot my Ginger Nutz. Im too tired watchhing and a little fat now to streaky bacon. Schtekkers i… https://t.co/HOEw6IW1yv
Fri 10 Nov 19:29
2017
Friday night booiiii. Doobies, foodies and roodies. Me and Schteks have got Fifa '88 on the Amiga. Me a Sweeper and… https://t.co/IYqZ2sp8Kt
Fri 10 Nov 17:18
2017
Thu 9 Nov 14:47
2017
Im dat much of a fucking Maverick, shometimes I pass da Dutchie to the right hand side!!! Wooooo. #dooby&;adutchie MoFo.
Tue 7 Nov 22:20
2017
Applied for a few jobssh today. Everton one and soon to be empry Athletico one also da Barca one. Hahahha a dooby and Football Manager 2018
Tue 7 Nov 19:29
2017
@colnagolover Thought Id give that other shit Foreign manager a go. Worsh record dan me Stevo
Tue 7 Nov 19:26
2017
@colnagolover To the job centre..i turned down ze Wessht Hammer job yeshterday
Mon 6 Nov 18:09
2017
@colnagolover You never know. Barca may come running Stevybaby...
Mon 6 Nov 14:40
2017
@paddypower Odds on the Ronmeistergeneral schtepping into to save da #SaintsFC pleassh Patrick? Ill bring Schtekkers, Siggy and a fat one?!
Mon 6 Nov 12:22
2017
Told yoush. Beat the mighty Watford at home. All my hard work done. I can probobly retire nowsh. Resstored my shuperb repotation. #EFC
Mon 6 Nov 12:15
2017
Jusht nipping to Lidl boysh #SaintsFC https://t.co/bNv4Sw1oiP
Sun 5 Nov 20:41
2017
@phoebesaintsfan 😚
Sun 5 Nov 15:53
2017
@ShaneyyG4 I have. Awful, boring and defenshive.l since I left. Need Shuper Schtekkers.
Sun 5 Nov 14:27
2017
@ShaneyyG4 You are driving Shaney baby. Ill feed ya. Need to nip to Derby Rdfor 30 minssh..erm..to pick up sum good ...mayo.
Sat 4 Nov 17:32
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Sssssssssshhotgun
Sat 4 Nov 17:27
2017
@1885theartof Toasht. Falafels and da Herenveen Haze kind?? Ill dussht off my trench and have a shave. Phil Mitchels coming home baby.
Sat 4 Nov 17:27
2017
How many of you mad basshrards at #SaintsFC would actually take me back right now? And Schtekkers and Cuco of coursh?
Sat 4 Nov 17:17
2017
@StFinlay77 Tis true. Id only take them down quicker.
Sat 4 Nov 17:06
2017
Naaa fuck it. I dont even want to come back. Boring shite. Green Chrisshtmas tree for me did year. #SaintsFC
Sat 4 Nov 17:02
2017
Watching #SaintsFC at Shaint Marys today. Had to use a disguise tho as Les dont love me anymore. Ive come as a good football manager.mwahaha
Sat 4 Nov 14:42
2017
Dooby and Donkey Country it is then. Schtekkers got chess club. Pppfftttt
Fri 3 Nov 17:29
2017
I was told to win #EvertonFC tbe Championship. I was on course to do that next season and you sack me. Need to go down 1st. Fools.
Fri 3 Nov 01:20
2017
@EFC____Fan @HolyHojbjerg I agree. Says it all really.
Fri 3 Nov 01:10
2017
"Schmidfield" didnt work out so well did it. Legs have fallen off the spider. #saintsfc
Fri 3 Nov 01:09
2017
#saintsfc Fans.......Operation 'snake'.......complete. You are welcome.
Fri 3 Nov 01:05
2017
Schtekkers just turned round and shed to me. "If I said #EvertonFC were still in Europe, Id be ''Lyon'" 😂😂😂. He is chonged up on de dooby😂😂😂
Thu 2 Nov 19:47
2017
The greatest thing I ever did for da #saintsfc is give Super Cuco to #EvertonFC He issh, as you English say, 'da gift dat keeps on giving'
Thu 2 Nov 18:58
2017
Ssstick him up top tonight. Better dan no ssstriker. Oh wait...hold my dooby. #EFC #EvertonFC https://t.co/d5YKuQFPv4
Thu 2 Nov 17:28
2017
Just ssspent 3 hours trying to get out of a basket wiz dis geezer playing da fucking flute. Tuff on da streets yano. https://t.co/P9EJDTur8k
Thu 2 Nov 17:24
2017
@iwasanoustudent Not enough to entice me back.
Thu 2 Nov 17:19
2017
Cheeky dooby with da Shtekmeister general. Now to watch my old boys fall out of Europe to conshentrate on relegation. No striker needed. 🤡🤔🐍
Thu 2 Nov 17:18
2017
Headsh banging. I wale to the very sad newwssh I am about to be replashed by a man who cant cough let alone manage. My poor Schtekkers. #EFC
Tue 31 Oct 10:50
2017
Tonight Matthew. A schmoke and a pancake. Lost to Sctekkers at Snakes and Ladders..again..
Mon 30 Oct 22:21
2017
At home counting my money watsching #SaintsFC wondering wat could haf been. Schtekkers got his gloves on pretending. Blessh him.
Sun 29 Oct 12:46
2017
Yyyyeeeeeeehaaaaaa baby. A cople of keys and Rooney got us going baby. Come at me cowboyssss https://t.co/E1Jgvplhqf
Fri 27 Oct 23:15
2017
Wooooooooohoooooo still on de sacking bender wiv Sctekerdekerdindong and now tearing in up in Mecca wiv Rooney. Rooney. Rooney. Yeeehaaa
Fri 27 Oct 23:11
2017
I hopeshh you all read my Tweetshh in my Dutch acsent else this is bloody pointless. Im no Morgan Freeman but clogsh and windmillsh.
Tue 24 Oct 22:57
2017
Im Shhtayying! Wooohooo. As you #saintsfc boys say....#wemoveon https://t.co/jkLxJbEE95
Tue 24 Oct 22:54
2017
Just seen old Claude signing off at de job centre. Lookssh like a drop in divisshions for me and the Erwinator. Days my bruzzer Erwin😂😂
Tue 24 Oct 22:51
2017
I give up #saintsfc https://t.co/Kx23JGexwa
Mon 23 Oct 20:50
2017
👀 #saintsfc https://t.co/VdwZYoYvTa
Mon 23 Oct 18:38
2017
@colnagolover Ahhhh My old mucker Higgins? Me him and schtekks had a dooby and cider when he wasshh in de Xfactor. These 2 are famoush ya no
Mon 23 Oct 18:16
2017
#saintsfc Dat meeting went badly. @SouthamptonFC Pleassh can I come home. Ill treat you all to a dooby and a buca i… https://t.co/NlunosmEhd
Mon 23 Oct 16:53
2017
Left my newtons bouncy ball thingy in the officsh today.Shtole some yellow posht-its though. Take that Moshiri.Ill be back for my Schtekkers
Mon 23 Oct 16:50
2017
Mon 23 Oct 16:10
2017
#saintsfc fans. What to do with this account?
Mon 23 Oct 16:09
2017
I have been exsposhed for the shit person, poor tactition and bollox man manager I am. Dont give a shhitt as I am filthy rich.......next.
Mon 23 Oct 13:43
2017
Give or take 5 goals. I thought we wassh great today. Next game Vs Chelski should be what you english call "A walk in de Forrest" #saintsfc
Sun 22 Oct 23:17
2017
Im 4 doobysh in and bottle advocaat now. Been called in for a meeting with Moshi Monshter in the morn. #saintsfc bo… https://t.co/oZ8LyTzQjj
Sun 22 Oct 19:38
2017
Sun 22 Oct 16:07
2017
Going to sign Gareth Bale in Jan. Met this lad in de club lasht week and up for shaving my snake ass #EFC Big… https://t.co/xC1swQc8sg
Sun 22 Oct 15:37
2017
Do I deactivate my account when I get fired? #saintsfc #efc #koemanout
Sun 22 Oct 15:34
2017
Nevermind. I have Ramsey and thecassette in my dream teamsh. So every lining hash a siver cloud guyysh. #saintsfc
Sun 22 Oct 15:20
2017
Roses are red, so is Gueye. Time for this snake to say goodbye.💷🤡💶 #saintsfc
Sun 22 Oct 14:59
2017
Will I lasht till the Chelsea game? If not, can I come home #saintsfc I bring Mayonaishh and the best Keeper in Europe. He has Schtekkers 😉
Sun 22 Oct 14:48
2017
Ill get my coat. https://t.co/gN7MGPLBrn
Sun 22 Oct 14:44
2017
Me and Schteks are on 4th dooby. Hehehe got a game tomorrow but hey fuck it. Hahaha. Now where is my space raiders.
Sat 21 Oct 23:03
2017
Well done Shofiane Boufal. My signing. Now pleassh @SouthamptonFC can I came back. Joke issh over now. Ill have a red xmas tree #SaintsFC
Sat 21 Oct 20:34
2017
Fri 20 Oct 02:54
2017
Uncanny. Yep another belting prediction. https://t.co/tg7KFy4Hue
Thu 19 Oct 22:52
2017
#saintsfc The gift that just keeps on giving. Top 4 it is then. Dont wanna be rude 🤡🤣 https://t.co/ygyemOZTE5
Thu 19 Oct 22:49
2017
#saintsfc 🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/iYjRxTku8O
Thu 19 Oct 22:47
2017
@markogrib96 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/RadoUoZSQ9
Thu 19 Oct 22:41
2017
Nice little payoff coming my way anyway. Fuck it. Couldnt care lessh. Me and Schteks gunna open a nice red now and chat about Barcelona 💷💶💷💶
Thu 19 Oct 22:17
2017
@pete_sinclair @colnagolover @EL4JC She us vile, vile cunt.
Thu 19 Oct 22:10
2017
Good stuff Williamssh prolong this agony. 🤡
Thu 19 Oct 21:35
2017
@markogrib96 Looking like that. Doubt pal. Run along lad its late.
Thu 19 Oct 21:33
2017
#saintsfc Top 4 tho innit 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/Ujx29rOPb0
Thu 19 Oct 21:30
2017
Ruin the career of a 👌🏻 baller in Morgan and then keep the dream alive for bag of shit Cuco.I am the #saintsfc gift that keeps in giving 😉
Thu 19 Oct 21:24
2017
#saintsfc fans. I keep playing super Cuco. You are welcome. #efc
Thu 19 Oct 20:52
2017
Lyon tonight, den Arsenal and Chelski.Schtekkers says that 'de end is nigh' Haha dont know what dat means but @FCBarcelona ill be home soon
Thu 19 Oct 19:08
2017
Whats all the fuss about? Great point today. Lasht Min Pen to scrape a draw against a great shide. We should stay up. Love it on the S.coast
Sun 15 Oct 15:42
2017
Me and Scktekdogmeister are out on the old sauce 2nite.See where we end up.No @WayneRooney we aint doing spoons, chichin, a dooby and a sort
Mon 9 Oct 17:43
2017
So Virgil Van Dick ishh not going to de World Cup anyway?! Couldnt have happened to a nisher chap. You English boysh call it...? Karma. 🤣🤡🕺
Sun 8 Oct 13:30
2017
A free dooby if you can guess my nexcht club I manage?! How do I spend money in da Holland job?
Sun 8 Oct 13:26
2017
Just in from a night at schtekkers. Learned a new phrase. "Toot on da Zoot" Hahaha. We did and I eat all hish cookies. #rockinronnie 🍄🍔🍟🍻
Sat 7 Oct 01:20
2017
@chamberlinsport @SouthamptonFC @mattletiss7 Bants Edvardo. Bants
Tue 3 Oct 17:35
2017
Like a white Daniel Amokachi. Neatly as good too. 😉#saintsfc #EFC https://t.co/PJiypjlERw
Mon 2 Oct 14:50
2017
He is no Niasse, but who is? However. Rickie Lambert is #saintsfc legend. I tried to get inshted of Granny shagger but said no blue for him.
Mon 2 Oct 13:38
2017
@ShaneyyG4 @SouthamptonFC It ish. I like lacklustre and chilled. Training though, hard work on consentratingsh on g… https://t.co/rV8bqxeGWO
Mon 2 Oct 13:31
2017
@ShaneyyG4 @SouthamptonFC Washh thinking a good back up for young Pierre myshelf.They are all shhhit. Ive had to ha… https://t.co/0ugUduqQgO
Mon 2 Oct 13:12
2017
@ShaneyyG4 @SouthamptonFC Shpider said he wanted to go back to Oshean village too. I told him Mario and Oriol ran s… https://t.co/UZrSlWrCxt
Mon 2 Oct 12:50
2017
Me Wazza, and Morgs are passin dat dutchy baby. Ooooooo la la. Burnley got some game. Hahahaha. Kept a @cadburys creme egg back toooo. 🥉💸💊💣😎
Sun 1 Oct 19:08
2017
I think @mrjamesgeorge should change hissh Xmas tree to Blue. Loves me and da boyys. Leave #saintsfc James and join da shipwrecked #efc crew
Sun 1 Oct 19:03
2017
@mrjamesgeorge Also out of Europe B4 de party started. I dont like cups, ill b out of dis Europa soon2 I buy expens… https://t.co/Di1iEjEiQH
Sun 1 Oct 19:00
2017
@colnagolover @SouthamptonFC But the ambishion is poor up here. #saintsfc without Ron ish like chips wizout mayonaisse
Sun 1 Oct 18:47
2017
#efc #LFC #saintsfc Simple. Should take a leaf out of Ash Williams book. https://t.co/ZcssXjBeir
Sun 1 Oct 17:30
2017
@SouthamptonFC #saintsfc Right enough's enough. Jokes over. Can I come back now. Schtekkers, me and Ashley Williams… https://t.co/GwUU6V7hBU
Sun 1 Oct 17:16
2017
Im a tactical geniussh. Just need 150 mill and another has been CB and ST and we can secure another year in the PL… https://t.co/2JMEc72l9L
Sun 1 Oct 16:27
2017
#truth #saintsfc #EFC Who gives a shit. 💶💶💶💶 https://t.co/wVHEsBn9Vj
Sun 1 Oct 16:23
2017
2 points here: 1) Dyche is 10 timesh the manager I am 2) Could have built shummit special 4 #saintsfc 3) Who needs to count when I have 💷💷
Sun 1 Oct 16:20
2017
Oops it appears money cant buy you successhh. They are finding me out again. (rubs hands together to help think of cunning plan). Sssssss
Fri 29 Sep 13:36
2017
Iss a liitle bit drrrunk. Cuco celbrating his 'under 4.5' conceded bet today. £185 won. #blunt #dooby #Saintsfc #efc
Mon 18 Sep 03:16
2017
@KjasSaint @WillsfcMitchell Lukaku giving a big licks too. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Sun 17 Sep 18:29
2017
You. Are. Welcome. https://t.co/zZnDDTx7Mb
Sun 17 Sep 18:25
2017
#ambishion #relegationzone #imagingercunt #efc #SaintsFC https://t.co/tSWA3dP9OV
Sun 17 Sep 18:10
2017
Our shirt sleeve is perfect.. True story too. When Big Ron leaves em hanging..😅😎🐆 https://t.co/5ZeiQXOcZE
Sun 17 Sep 18:00
2017
@ffsJaay We dont like cunts who mug off our club. Love billy big balls using us and failing. Makes us winning and c… https://t.co/wALxIEr7BM
Sun 17 Sep 17:10
2017
@glenn_layfield @OfficialBell93 Totally agree Tom. Hopefully the Terriers turn over my shower of shit. #properfans… https://t.co/6QKlAgZRaB
Sun 17 Sep 15:32
2017
@SouthamptonFC can I come back home to #saintsfc please.I seem to have overstayed my welcome and our team is sh1t.Tell Les, codeword: DOOBY
Sun 17 Sep 15:23
2017
@ShaneyyG4 I am Schtekkers hero. Its been that type of sitchu 😎
Sun 17 Sep 15:13
2017
@ShaneyyG4 @SAINTSINFRANCE No but his nan did, at leasht he shed it was his nan.
Sun 17 Sep 15:12
2017
#efc The clues were there guysh. Schteks handling was shuperb. 👌 https://t.co/qNneD5CBnF
Sun 17 Sep 10:13
2017
Playing away today. 🤔 #efc #MUFC
Sun 17 Sep 10:11
2017
@Sidlaw100 @alex_crook Injured.
Sun 17 Sep 10:10
2017
Yes itssh true. This dirty old Schnake got his game on. Me and Schtekjers scgtill got game baby. 😎🤗😲 #EFC #saintsfc #hooker #olddognewtricks
Sun 17 Sep 10:05
2017
@ShaneyyG4 @SAINTSINFRANCE Check my lasht tweets. She was called 'Winter' #GOTs7 and she loved a dooby. All I can… https://t.co/k5moPTANNb
Sun 17 Sep 10:03
2017
#SaintsFC Pathetic. https://t.co/kihy1f8x2G
Thu 31 Aug 21:45
2017
Now then Big Les & #SaintsFC Well done. Stood firm against those dirty, hypocritical Bin dipping Cunts. Get a dooby and a glass of Bourbon.
Thu 31 Aug 21:44
2017
@mickquinn1089 @LFC Quinn is 1st class cunt.
Fri 25 Aug 23:43
2017
Fri 25 Aug 23:42
2017
Its Friday. Sooooo Gilfy me and Schtekkers on Singstar for his inisshiation. A whole ne world for me and Hakuna Matata for Sctekks. #doobies
Fri 18 Aug 18:23
2017
Gilfi?! Just a poor mans Lemina. Will help us shement that 6th plash though. #SaintsFC
Thu 17 Aug 15:31
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Shhhtill?
Tue 8 Aug 22:13
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Shhaking like a shhitting dog my man
Tue 8 Aug 21:13
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Like a Shaints twitter hashtag after Puel loss at home to Schtoke brother shhane.
Tue 8 Aug 21:07
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Rooney ishh pisshed and fucking around in my wiffes clogsss. Haha😂😁 what a time to be alivesh
Tue 8 Aug 20:59
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Schtekkers doesh love it.Ive had a couple of bongs and some advacaat so loosh it a bit. All cunttsch bar… https://t.co/35ppUmN7wM
Tue 8 Aug 20:55
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Van Sctrijk is too slithery for even my belly crawling ass. Rosh wouldnt even get in the #saintsfc shide… https://t.co/DEgCIlQSDG
Tue 8 Aug 20:45
2017
Cheeky blunt and a game of snakes and ladders next week with Lovren and lallana. Imitate the old snake Gilfi into the pit. Sschhmokinn
Tue 8 Aug 20:40
2017
@Sparksinfo Boooo ssssssssssss A dooby and slither with cuco and schtek dog then.
Tue 8 Aug 20:38
2017
Bollox. Gunna end up with Siggy and wanted Lemmy. Good signing #saintsfc i raise my hat and doff my dooby. Now for battleships with schtek
Tue 8 Aug 20:18
2017