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Honest Ron
@honestronkoeman
@Everton FC Manager. Ex-pro footballer with @FCBarcelona. Previous manager of #saintsfc Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything. love Schtekkers and Dooby.
Followers: 262
Following: 166
Total tweets sent: 522
Member since: Wed 29 Jun 2016


Honest Ron Latest Tweets

Fri 20 Oct 02:54
2017
Uncanny. Yep another belting prediction. https://t.co/tg7KFy4Hue
Thu 19 Oct 22:52
2017
#saintsfc The gift that just keeps on giving. Top 4 it is then. Dont wanna be rude 丑不 https://t.co/ygyemOZTE5
Thu 19 Oct 22:49
2017
#saintsfc 不不不不 https://t.co/iYjRxTku8O
Thu 19 Oct 22:47
2017
@markogrib96 不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不 https://t.co/RadoUoZSQ9
Thu 19 Oct 22:41
2017
Nice little payoff coming my way anyway. Fuck it. Couldnt care lessh. Me and Schteks gunna open a nice red now and chat about Barcelona 痰塔痰
Thu 19 Oct 22:17
2017
@pete_sinclair @colnagolover @EL4JC She us vile, vile cunt.
Thu 19 Oct 22:10
2017
Good stuff Williamssh prolong this agony. 丑
Thu 19 Oct 21:35
2017
@markogrib96 Looking like that. Doubt pal. Run along lad its late.
Thu 19 Oct 21:33
2017
#saintsfc Top 4 tho innit 不不不 https://t.co/Ujx29rOPb0
Thu 19 Oct 21:30
2017
Ruin the career of a baller in Morgan and then keep the dream alive for bag of shit Cuco.I am the #saintsfc gift that keeps in giving
Thu 19 Oct 21:24
2017
#saintsfc fans. I keep playing super Cuco. You are welcome. #efc
Thu 19 Oct 20:52
2017
Lyon tonight, den Arsenal and Chelski.Schtekkers says that 'de end is nigh' Haha dont know what dat means but @FCBarcelona ill be home soon
Thu 19 Oct 19:08
2017
Whats all the fuss about? Great point today. Lasht Min Pen to scrape a draw against a great shide. We should stay up. Love it on the S.coast
Sun 15 Oct 15:42
2017
Me and Scktekdogmeister are out on the old sauce 2nite.See where we end up.No @WayneRooney we aint doing spoons, chichin, a dooby and a sort
Mon 9 Oct 17:43
2017
So Virgil Van Dick ishh not going to de World Cup anyway?! Couldnt have happened to a nisher chap. You English boysh call it...? Karma. 不丑
Sun 8 Oct 13:30
2017
A free dooby if you can guess my nexcht club I manage?! How do I spend money in da Holland job?
Sun 8 Oct 13:26
2017
Just in from a night at schtekkers. Learned a new phrase. "Toot on da Zoot" Hahaha. We did and I eat all hish cookies. #rockinronnie
Sat 7 Oct 01:20
2017
@chamberlinsport @SouthamptonFC @mattletiss7 Bants Edvardo. Bants
Tue 3 Oct 17:35
2017
Like a white Daniel Amokachi. Neatly as good too. #saintsfc #EFC https://t.co/PJiypjlERw
Mon 2 Oct 14:50
2017
He is no Niasse, but who is? However. Rickie Lambert is #saintsfc legend. I tried to get inshted of Granny shagger but said no blue for him.
Mon 2 Oct 13:38
2017
@ShaneyyG4 @SouthamptonFC It ish. I like lacklustre and chilled. Training though, hard work on consentratingsh on g https://t.co/rV8bqxeGWO
Mon 2 Oct 13:31
2017
@ShaneyyG4 @SouthamptonFC Washh thinking a good back up for young Pierre myshelf.They are all shhhit. Ive had to ha https://t.co/0ugUduqQgO
Mon 2 Oct 13:12
2017
@ShaneyyG4 @SouthamptonFC Shpider said he wanted to go back to Oshean village too. I told him Mario and Oriol ran s https://t.co/UZrSlWrCxt
Mon 2 Oct 12:50
2017
Me Wazza, and Morgs are passin dat dutchy baby. Ooooooo la la. Burnley got some game. Hahahaha. Kept a @cadburys creme egg back toooo. 賅
Sun 1 Oct 19:08
2017
I think @mrjamesgeorge should change hissh Xmas tree to Blue. Loves me and da boyys. Leave #saintsfc James and join da shipwrecked #efc crew
Sun 1 Oct 19:03
2017
@mrjamesgeorge Also out of Europe B4 de party started. I dont like cups, ill b out of dis Europa soon2 I buy expens https://t.co/Di1iEjEiQH
Sun 1 Oct 19:00
2017
@colnagolover @SouthamptonFC But the ambishion is poor up here. #saintsfc without Ron ish like chips wizout mayonaisse
Sun 1 Oct 18:47
2017
#efc #LFC #saintsfc Simple. Should take a leaf out of Ash Williams book. https://t.co/ZcssXjBeir
Sun 1 Oct 17:30
2017
@SouthamptonFC #saintsfc Right enough's enough. Jokes over. Can I come back now. Schtekkers, me and Ashley Williams https://t.co/GwUU6V7hBU
Sun 1 Oct 17:16
2017
Im a tactical geniussh. Just need 150 mill and another has been CB and ST and we can secure another year in the PL https://t.co/2JMEc72l9L
Sun 1 Oct 16:27
2017
#truth #saintsfc #EFC Who gives a shit. 塔塔塔 https://t.co/wVHEsBn9Vj
Sun 1 Oct 16:23
2017
2 points here: 1) Dyche is 10 timesh the manager I am 2) Could have built shummit special 4 #saintsfc 3) Who needs to count when I have 痰
Sun 1 Oct 16:20
2017
Oops it appears money cant buy you successhh. They are finding me out again. (rubs hands together to help think of cunning plan). Sssssss
Fri 29 Sep 13:36
2017
Iss a liitle bit drrrunk. Cuco celbrating his 'under 4.5' conceded bet today. 瞿185 won. #blunt #dooby #Saintsfc #efc
Mon 18 Sep 03:16
2017
@KjasSaint @WillsfcMitchell Lukaku giving a big licks too.
Sun 17 Sep 18:29
2017
You. Are. Welcome. https://t.co/zZnDDTx7Mb
Sun 17 Sep 18:25
2017
#ambishion #relegationzone #imagingercunt #efc #SaintsFC https://t.co/tSWA3dP9OV
Sun 17 Sep 18:10
2017
Our shirt sleeve is perfect.. True story too. When Big Ron leaves em hanging.. https://t.co/5ZeiQXOcZE
Sun 17 Sep 18:00
2017
@ffsJaay We dont like cunts who mug off our club. Love billy big balls using us and failing. Makes us winning and c https://t.co/wALxIEr7BM
Sun 17 Sep 17:10
2017
@glenn_layfield @OfficialBell93 Totally agree Tom. Hopefully the Terriers turn over my shower of shit. #properfans https://t.co/6QKlAgZRaB
Sun 17 Sep 15:32
2017
@SouthamptonFC can I come back home to #saintsfc please.I seem to have overstayed my welcome and our team is sh1t.Tell Les, codeword: DOOBY
Sun 17 Sep 15:23
2017
@ShaneyyG4 I am Schtekkers hero. Its been that type of sitchu
Sun 17 Sep 15:13
2017
@ShaneyyG4 @SAINTSINFRANCE No but his nan did, at leasht he shed it was his nan.
Sun 17 Sep 15:12
2017
#efc The clues were there guysh. Schteks handling was shuperb. https://t.co/qNneD5CBnF
Sun 17 Sep 10:13
2017
Playing away today. #efc #MUFC
Sun 17 Sep 10:11
2017
@Sidlaw100 @alex_crook Injured.
Sun 17 Sep 10:10
2017
Yes itssh true. This dirty old Schnake got his game on. Me and Schtekjers scgtill got game baby. #EFC #saintsfc #hooker #olddognewtricks
Sun 17 Sep 10:05
2017
@ShaneyyG4 @SAINTSINFRANCE Check my lasht tweets. She was called 'Winter' #GOTs7 and she loved a dooby. All I can https://t.co/k5moPTANNb
Sun 17 Sep 10:03
2017
#SaintsFC Pathetic. https://t.co/kihy1f8x2G
Thu 31 Aug 21:45
2017
Now then Big Les & #SaintsFC Well done. Stood firm against those dirty, hypocritical Bin dipping Cunts. Get a dooby and a glass of Bourbon.
Thu 31 Aug 21:44
2017
@mickquinn1089 @LFC Quinn is 1st class cunt.
Fri 25 Aug 23:43
2017
Fri 25 Aug 23:42
2017
Its Friday. Sooooo Gilfy me and Schtekkers on Singstar for his inisshiation. A whole ne world for me and Hakuna Matata for Sctekks. #doobies
Fri 18 Aug 18:23
2017
Gilfi?! Just a poor mans Lemina. Will help us shement that 6th plash though. #SaintsFC
Thu 17 Aug 15:31
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Shhhtill?
Tue 8 Aug 22:13
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Shhaking like a shhitting dog my man
Tue 8 Aug 21:13
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Like a Shaints twitter hashtag after Puel loss at home to Schtoke brother shhane.
Tue 8 Aug 21:07
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Rooney ishh pisshed and fucking around in my wiffes clogsss. Haha what a time to be alivesh
Tue 8 Aug 20:59
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Schtekkers doesh love it.Ive had a couple of bongs and some advacaat so loosh it a bit. All cunttsch bar https://t.co/35ppUmN7wM
Tue 8 Aug 20:55
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Van Sctrijk is too slithery for even my belly crawling ass. Rosh wouldnt even get in the #saintsfc shide https://t.co/DEgCIlQSDG
Tue 8 Aug 20:45
2017
Cheeky blunt and a game of snakes and ladders next week with Lovren and lallana. Imitate the old snake Gilfi into the pit. Sschhmokinn
Tue 8 Aug 20:40
2017
@Sparksinfo Boooo ssssssssssss A dooby and slither with cuco and schtek dog then.
Tue 8 Aug 20:38
2017
Bollox. Gunna end up with Siggy and wanted Lemmy. Good signing #saintsfc i raise my hat and doff my dooby. Now for battleships with schtek
Tue 8 Aug 20:18
2017
Gilfy gilfy come to papa. Not my money. Fuck it
Wed 2 Aug 22:54
2017
Watched the game. Looked like they were all chowin on a few dobbys pre-game. Prowsey coming on nicely. I can lend #saintsfc Schtekkers back?
Wed 2 Aug 22:38
2017
I said get me the dutch master defender from #saintsfc and they sent me that pile of shit at Right Back back again. #vvdnotcucoffs
Sat 29 Jul 10:12
2017
Ssshhh snuck this cheeky tweet after a quick dooby in the home loos. Stuck by my plan of buying Pickfords and still playing my man Schtekdog
Thu 27 Jul 20:42
2017
Thinking of seeing if Marek Saganofski will come and partner big Sandro. Love an old Saint. Or big Gzegorz. So lazy but so good.
Tue 25 Jul 14:05
2017
Dooby and a foot spa, Schneiders coming round later for FIFA.Ill be #saintsfc He can be #EFC 2015 though. I need him and Pelle. B.e.a.utiful
Sun 23 Jul 20:52
2017
Ropey morning after a mental night last night. A game of cards in Genk went a bit 'Hangover'. A smoke and sauna with Rooney and back on it.
Sun 23 Jul 11:34
2017
What the fuck happened last night? Woke up cuffed to Schtekkers and Cuco with a hookers pants on my head and I love Genk written on my head.
Sun 23 Jul 11:15
2017
@diego_theape @SAINTSINFRANCE @SouthamptonFC No one wants to listen to your shit but here we are.
Fri 21 Jul 20:17
2017
@ShaneyyG4 cough I mean. For a Braca legend.
Fri 21 Jul 14:41
2017
@ShaneyyG4 Really is. Top lad. For a reptile.
Fri 21 Jul 14:40
2017
Just had to Usher a naked, distressed @Phil_Coutinho onto a plane in #saintsfc to start his rehab with our boys. Next stop @FCBarcelona
Fri 21 Jul 14:35
2017
Looks like a charactor from Charlie and the Choc factory. Pop goes the Bra-zil. Off the vino and doobys Al lad. https://t.co/mmW1By5HE0
Fri 21 Jul 13:08
2017
"One of the best defenders in the Premier League" 丑丑 #saintsfc A poor mans Virgil. If only they could afford him. https://t.co/IJ9G3x92T3
Fri 21 Jul 13:06
2017
Schtekkers tried bundling me in a wheel chair and getting me to support the #freecoutinho @Phil_Coutinho Barca is the dream or #saintsfc
Fri 21 Jul 12:29
2017
Breaking: Im banging in an offer for @Phil_Coutinho 瞿30mill plus Schtekkers and some thai bush.Thats 瞿50mill. #lfc #freecoutinho #saintsfc
Fri 21 Jul 10:45
2017
No Mayonaise in McDonald's so threw my chips in the bin and walked out. Rung Schtekdog and off to his for xbox and a dooby. Bad day.
Thu 20 Jul 15:57
2017
@saintbannerman Doobys and Boobys baby.
Thu 20 Jul 15:54
2017
Disgusted why I didnt get one of these when I left #saintsfc not just me but poor Schtekkers. And Cuco. Better they https://t.co/5p9mYWdgPa
Wed 19 Jul 16:25
2017
Just playing some Tekken with the Schtekken. Too many dobbys for him and not enough Jaffa cakes for me.
Wed 19 Jul 00:00
2017
Martina banged out his initiation song. Despacito in curocaen. Also, his name is not Cuco. Been emotional day. A dooby and a game of snake.
Tue 18 Jul 18:18
2017
@Chrissylb Looks like a picture of me and Erwin, Chrissy. Any more, pop them over to me and Ill put them in the family album.
Tue 18 Jul 13:29
2017
Best right back in Europe and he gets this shit welcome. We can't all be #SaintsFC legend Stuart Taylor can we?More https://t.co/S6CwB2F9YS
Tue 18 Jul 13:24
2017
Mon 17 Jul 14:26
2017
@TheFooty92 Our Church. #saintsfc
Mon 17 Jul 12:27
2017
@lennysaints Hahaha.
Mon 17 Jul 12:22
2017
@lennysaintshttps://t.co/Pfdw7sx9kz
Mon 17 Jul 12:19
2017
@leemyersSfc To allow time for Luke Shaw to shed those cheeky Nandos.
Mon 17 Jul 12:00
2017
@lennysaints 恫遲劾
Mon 17 Jul 11:59
2017
@lennysaints Only the good stuff Lenmeister. Pop it in a dooby and chill on the pavement my good man.
Mon 17 Jul 11:45
2017
@markmiddleton10 @Mike7167 It is catchy Mark. True and musically catchy. Good qualiteesh pal.
Mon 17 Jul 11:44
2017
Retweet: For King Oriol. Like: For snake Lallana. saintsfc
Mon 17 Jul 11:43
2017
Me, Wazza and Schtekkers out last night. Few Red Stripes and a dooby later and Schteks has thrown a whitey and Wayne harassing the elderly
Sun 16 Jul 14:42
2017
If #EFC did with Schtekkers that, that #saintsfc did with Taylor. Fans might not be such boring, angry, uptight poor, bin dipping cousin's.
Fri 14 Jul 10:06
2017
Versatille Schek. #saintsfc https://t.co/qpduL5mM5E
Thu 13 Jul 10:14
2017
"S" is the scariest letter cos it's da first letter in "snake," makes the sound a snake makes, and looks like a snake. Da Ronnie. #saintsfc
Tue 11 Jul 09:44
2017
When Virgil onyabijk goes. How about seeing what Uli Gan Gobble is up to? Can do a great job in there #SaintsFC boys. Killer?
Sat 8 Jul 14:05
2017
If its bring your old boy back to your club week. #SaintsFC should defo bring back The Lambert. Better than an old, fat Rooney.Doobys galore
Sat 8 Jul 14:01
2017
Why does no one care who I like and follow on de social media schtuff? I always like Sammy Lee eating a spring roll or pork ball. #SaintsFC
Sat 8 Jul 13:52
2017
My phone is ringing all the timsh and IM TRYING TO FUCKING PLAY SNAKE. ARRRGHHHH
Thu 6 Jul 14:58
2017
Just having a mid training break with a dooby, watching Twitter breakdown. 瞿75M offer come in. Same for signed #saintsfc VVD boots going out
Thu 6 Jul 11:46
2017
Just for the record #SaintsFC fans, he wouldnt look better in blue.Would never play for us and could never afford him. Love 6th place 2 much
Tue 4 Jul 22:04
2017
Because im a poor manager Im pissing money up the wall. Manage a club? Nope. Spend millions? Yes. Im a dutch twitchcrap. Barcelona soon sss
Tue 4 Jul 04:02
2017
Big Dooby De Boer letting the old snake out of the bag, saying I didnt then did want the #EFC job. I didnt as #SaintsFC but snakes like 痰
Tue 27 Jun 17:04
2017
Just chilling here like. Spending my lukaku cash monies. Gunna watch Prowsey boss it later. Though not a fan of youth, Europe or trophies.
Tue 27 Jun 16:58
2017
Just found The Kaiser Chiefs have a great track that im keen on. "Dooby, Dooby, Dooby" aaa,aaa, a, aa Me Schteks loving it in the discoteque
Mon 26 Jun 12:51
2017
Just chilling here with a dooby, and a Pinot Grigio. Watching the Foo Fighters rock, jealous of Pellegrino. 不 #chongeduppoet #SaintsFC
Sat 24 Jun 23:20
2017
Just had another dooby and laughing at the fact Cuco sounds a little like Cocoa. So Im cracking out a hot chocolate with my mate Cuco. ♀
Thu 22 Jun 12:31
2017
Just chowing on a dooby and enjoying Chuckle brother Aldridge ruining any chance big Virg may have going to Liverpool. Merseyside yobbos.
Thu 22 Jun 11:14
2017
Sneaky red dippers. Weve got Cuco who can fill in at CB anyway. Stay at #saintsfc Virgil. Get yourself to Barca wi https://t.co/bKkSz1Ao5g
Wed 21 Jun 14:08
2017
@NiiiiiiiickSFC Ahhhhhh big Dirky. Had a few doobys and some boobys in 2004 in the dam with that ledg. Go all all n https://t.co/weJTWmo5SN
Wed 21 Jun 12:44
2017
Having a chilled dooby with Martina. We are laughing that if he was Brazilian then Dani Alves would have had no career. Lucky Dani #dooby
Wed 21 Jun 12:25
2017
Hottest day of year you say? Did the @metoffice not see my #saintsfc boys tear Pool another one from 2.0 down last year? #sizzlingmane #boom
Wed 21 Jun 12:22
2017
A dooby and some more over spending for me.Guly + Dani Alves = Cuco Martina.Honeymoon at Chez Snake. Welcome to a poor Liverpool. #SaintsFC
Tue 20 Jun 11:43
2017
My old pal Schtekkers has just bought a Subaru Impreza. Nickname, Scooby. Rhymes with Dooby. Doooooby! "Lets all have a dooby. La la la la
Mon 19 Jun 11:59
2017
All this money I am pissing up the wall, Its like I am about to get nice chunk from selling my 'irreplaceable' Lukaku. Still. Lookman.
Mon 19 Jun 11:57
2017
@Sparksinfo Mwahahaa Been cooling down after that heat. Its a great kit. Red and white. Perfect colour for a Christ https://t.co/FPo7lTU0Me
Mon 19 Jun 11:54
2017
Ssss. Wouldnt let me piss 瞿100 mill of their money up the wall so left. Im currently doing just that for no trophie https://t.co/ksYvz0yU4A
Fri 16 Jun 15:52
2017
Strong banter from our refuse delving neighbours. #EFC #evertonfc https://t.co/wJNFsnJTeA
Fri 16 Jun 14:37
2017
Like for Davy Klaassen Retweet for Jordy Clasie. #efc #saintsfc
Fri 16 Jun 14:01
2017
Just got shouted at by a working class man in a vest in a white van. Said I had nice tits. Haha too much mayo on the old Pomme Frites #efc
Fri 16 Jun 11:34
2017
Got drunk yesterday and woke up to the reality I spent 瞿54 million of #efc on 2 average players. 不 fuck it. Not my money. #saintsfc
Fri 16 Jun 08:36
2017
Get the mayonaise out and the doobys lit boys. The snake is coming home. Ill bring Sctekkers! All forgiven? #SaintsFC boys?
Thu 15 Jun 11:12
2017
瞿30 million for a keeper that sounds like I am moving fucking house. He can tuck away a dooby with me and the Shtekdog. #warchestopened #efc
Wed 14 Jun 18:48
2017
@JordanC_91 Worst ive had in months. Constant threat of cramp lol
Tue 13 Jun 11:10
2017
I'm planning an evening with Sammy Lee and his fidget spinner. Heard he is going to #saintsfc with my old pal Tuchel. He loves a dooby too.
Sat 3 Jun 10:59
2017
Free fillet o fish with that banger of a contract lad. https://t.co/l96nl1G6b0
Sat 3 Jun 10:57
2017
Shots fired. Poor Luke.#saintsfc https://t.co/t83cbwTxU7
Sat 3 Jun 10:55
2017
We dont need him #efc we have schtekkers and Pebbles. Legends. https://t.co/Ud98C59KeK
Sat 3 Jun 10:54
2017
@VirgilvDijk Come back to papa Virg, mayonnaise, chips, a big fat dooby and re-runs of the good old days round mine https://t.co/YhY3DeaUGg
Sat 3 Jun 10:52
2017
Huge club. Martina gunna teaaar it up too. #efc https://t.co/w8KzfqWGT8
Sat 3 Jun 10:50
2017
I gave Barkley an ultimatum he has ignored. Now to stamp my feet and point at him when I tell him again. That should do it! #efc #saintsfc
Sat 3 Jun 10:49
2017
Trying to sign Gilfi cos Schtekers says its funny cos it sounds like Milfi. #myhero
Wed 24 May 12:43
2017
I like to think I am Trump type fella.Snake like, underhand, lying and cheating my way to a false poistion, and I get picked on by the media
Thu 18 May 22:31
2017
Just laid out all Kones out for da boysh to train. Not Arouna Kone though. Dat would be crazy. I only have 1 of him for a start Hahaha 不不不不
Wed 17 May 12:03
2017
#saintsfc fans, would you rather...
Wed 17 May 09:29
2017
A morning dooby and some subutteo with my old dawg Schteckers. It will be double flicks to really mix it up. #EvertonFC #livingthedream
Wed 17 May 09:17
2017
I have met Peter Schmeichel, and he has humour. So why didnt he call his son Michael instead of Kasper? like my move here,wasted opportunity
Mon 15 May 11:51
2017
@Sparksinfo Oh yes my lad. Got a way to go to get as sneaky as this little belly crawling slither merchant. Mwaahahahaha
Fri 12 May 18:35
2017
Barkley stalling on a new contract, hoping for more money. Wasnt enough and now wants to leave. Pffft where does he get this behaviour from?
Fri 12 May 12:31
2017
Rooney is the saviour. Praise da lord. An upgrade on Lukaku. Go get em tiger rraaarrr https://t.co/xdCznwuqKR
Wed 10 May 11:20
2017
I see my old mate 'arry is getting the Brum job permanently.Keep em up again and you can look after my books at Barca My own Andy Dufrane.
Wed 10 May 11:06
2017
A doobie and a scooby last night with Sammy Lee. Training will be a toughie today. Shades on and some Lukaku ass kissing it is. Ssssssss
Wed 10 May 08:02
2017
@SouthamptonFC Ahhhh the carpet is so soft. No friction on my belly the last time I slithered on that puppy. Romeu https://t.co/0Fu5x3DLmW
Thu 4 May 19:10
2017
I once bought a Red and White Christmas tree .Me and Sctekkers sat with a dooby just watching the twitter meltdown from toffo's. #bants
Thu 4 May 15:03
2017
Why do you englishh keep singing a song to me saying shomething about my pants are on fire??
Thu 4 May 14:59
2017
"There is no chance I will leave before the end of my contract" As you english call: Banter. 不不不不不 ssssssshow me the money.
Thu 4 May 14:52
2017
I would now put @Cristiano in de top 5 in the world with Lukaku, Baines, scteklenberg and @MayaYoshida3 well done. See u soon Everton laddy
Tue 2 May 22:40
2017
Luckily we conceded a cheeky penalty to prove to Lukaku we are 1 trick pony an dat pony is too good for this ranch. Lucky to draw tbh. 拎
Tue 4 Apr 21:59
2017
I wonder if Lallana would slither across to the other side of Merseyside. Doubt it. Looks too good. Ssss
Sun 26 Mar 17:37
2017
@steefc1984 @TheEFCForum Not bitter. Just honest my fellow toffo
Fri 24 Mar 16:10
2017
@TheEFCForum Shame I will be at Barca. More money and ambition.
Thu 23 Mar 21:32
2017
I like people to respect contracts. Only people. Not animalsh that slither on their bellies. A dooby and video of kevin sheedy for me
Mon 20 Mar 00:00
2017
@bet365 Odds on me chowing on a pie during play?
Tue 14 Mar 20:09
2017
Hopefully swap mid table for....mid table. Gunna crawl on my belly and bang up a dooby. https://t.co/H8120GbyAj
Tue 14 Mar 20:07
2017
Big Lookaku has some good ambishon....to join me at @FCBarcelona i knew he was leaving when he promised he would stay. Sssssssneaky
Tue 14 Mar 20:04
2017
@BookiesRaid 22k followers? Hahaha you joker
Sun 12 Mar 14:15
2017
Peeps singing my praises for 7th. Thatshh just a shit season under Moyes. Improved? No. Just stopped getting schitter. Spider to Barca 菊
Sun 12 Mar 12:31
2017
A song for da #saintsfc fans. Les Reed went to Europe to find him self a top coach. Instead he got a koeman, the little ginger cockroach.
Tue 7 Mar 16:54
2017
Sssssslipin and slidin down the league we go. Kane is too good. Top 12 incoming.
Sun 5 Mar 15:24
2017
We are scared of the Zlatan. I may bring him to Barca with me. Better than this lump Lukaku. Sssssss https://t.co/ZWHSsJiX77
Sat 4 Mar 17:24
2017
Shit. My old boys are coming for us. I can ssssee them. Lets just keep the score down tommorow. Then roll over and slip nicely into 12th.
Sat 4 Mar 17:23
2017
@zesty_everton Mine goes to Gabbiadini. Beautiful player
Fri 3 Mar 23:45
2017
@DeludedBrendan any assistants jobs going king Brendan?
Fri 3 Mar 12:35
2017
@DeludedBrendan Try getting dish bunch too 10 Brendan. Do you want Lukaku? Im gunna go after Jeffers. Let know.
Fri 3 Mar 12:35
2017
Trust me @FCBarcelona#Messi #suarez #Neymar https://t.co/99BTUeSXfd
Fri 3 Mar 12:32
2017
I like Spain. I like Messi. I like money. I don't like contracts. Honesty. Loyalty. Come and get me Barcelona. I can get you top 6. Eashy.
Fri 3 Mar 12:29
2017
Stop the Zlatan and you boyysh will win. #saintsfc to win da finale 2.1. Tadic ish key for my old boyysh. Good luck
Sun 26 Feb 11:36
2017
Shame spiderman is playing today and not tommorow #saintsfc oh well. Cup finals probably not him anyway.
Sat 25 Feb 15:47
2017
Hoping utd win tommorow so we can sneak into 7th. I don't like to get there on merit. I like to sneak. Ssssssneakk.
Sat 25 Feb 10:57
2017
I do want Man U to win to on Shunday as it means us toffo's may get into Europa if we finishh 7th. Europa is shit and we wont finish 7th.
Fri 24 Feb 23:48
2017
@colnagolover aahh yessh. I member a night with her, a couple of doubies and sum run in the dam with da boyssh. She was fast and loose
Thu 23 Feb 18:28
2017