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John Lush
@john_lush
Lover of my boys George and Harry, Saints FC, history, real ale, coffee, only fools and horses,comedy writing, radio presenting, running and politics.
Followers: 2018
Following: 4042
Total tweets sent: 9490
Member since: Mon 18 May 2009


John Lush Latest Tweets

Really pushed for a geek and nerd award last night when I couldn’t sleep by running through my ‘fantasy’ political… https://t.co/LIzjXr9yiA
Tue 12 Dec 06:33
2017
Not the 9 hours straight sleep I wanted but having the bed to myself as a rarity has its advantages, let’s just say… https://t.co/FBuhfgINtk
Tue 12 Dec 06:31
2017
@CarlRackman Thanks Carl
Mon 11 Dec 20:49
2017
@romsey_squib @Nigella_Lawson Yes Rich feel the same there 👍😜
Mon 11 Dec 20:48
2017
847pm and I’m off to sleep, praying for 9 hours straight sleep for the first time in 6 months as wifey is away with… https://t.co/xafjqpSsWp
Mon 11 Dec 20:48
2017
@paulwrblanchard Thanks Paul ❤️👏
Mon 11 Dec 20:18
2017
Excited to be back on @voicefmradio for @bazzavoice Christmas special next Wednesday
Mon 11 Dec 18:51
2017
I loved Keith chegwin and always wanted to meet him but never did. Tiswas not meant to be #ripkeithchegwin
Mon 11 Dec 15:00
2017
Shameless post haircut selfie . When I say shameless I don’t mean the tv programme. It’s not that type of haircut https://t.co/kBlWyDXqGy
Mon 11 Dec 14:57
2017
172 retweet’s and over 500 likes. Blimey this is the most viral I’ve been since my Thailand days https://t.co/TZjuoEwx82
Mon 11 Dec 14:27
2017
I’m guessing that ‘big sleet’ is as good as it gets for #Southampton
Mon 11 Dec 07:44
2017
What with snow finally arriving and brexit finally progressing, the editor of the Daily Express must have spent a l… https://t.co/V7jrV8bzrl
Mon 11 Dec 06:51
2017
£100 profit on my bets this afternoon, early Christmas present from sky bet thank you https://t.co/m9UtsAnYoZ
Sun 10 Dec 17:06
2017
@nigelburton5 @74pdv Happy Sunday
Sun 10 Dec 16:42
2017
@nigelburton5 @74pdv It made me laughed and I shared. Is that a crime?!
Sun 10 Dec 16:40
2017
@dangellcollins Yeah it’s up to £95 profit now too
Sun 10 Dec 16:26
2017
@ElliotsTweets Ah man !
Sun 10 Dec 16:15
2017
@ElliotsTweets So you would carry on yeah?
Sun 10 Dec 16:14
2017
£5 bet on all 3 premier league games bring draws today. 2 down 1 to go stand to win £366, currently being offered £96. Deal or no deal?
Sun 10 Dec 16:09
2017
2,000 followers - I am honoured !!
Sun 10 Dec 16:07
2017
Very little things in life give me more pleasure than the Christmas @RadioTimes https://t.co/Hkgx6sy8cz
Sun 10 Dec 11:45
2017
Sun 10 Dec 11:39
2017
A £5 on all 3 premier league games ending in draws today 🤞
Sun 10 Dec 11:26
2017
The AA have warned anyone travelling in icy conditions to carry a shovel, sleeping bag, 24 hours worth of food and… https://t.co/COGvPzlUPo
Sun 10 Dec 11:16
2017
Bought two copies of the @SportsPink today - want to keep one for my boys to show them when they are older. Such a… https://t.co/xmdCHVnzaE
Sun 10 Dec 11:02
2017
Very sad indeed. A big tradition gone 😩😢 https://t.co/YmcB2AaKIa
Sun 10 Dec 08:28
2017
I love living on the south coast but the lack of snow each winter is a stinker!
Sun 10 Dec 08:13
2017
Match day today and after the West Ham win we need at least a point today #SaintsFc
Sun 10 Dec 08:00
2017
Sun 10 Dec 02:17
2017
@2c03a90fd00242f Cheeky!
Sun 10 Dec 01:34
2017
@JoSaintsJo Thank you Jo means a lot x
Sun 10 Dec 01:34
2017
Ready for a rare night out https://t.co/nOdkvZaoce
Sat 9 Dec 19:56
2017
German market ❤️ https://t.co/EXXdqU6pML
Sat 9 Dec 17:36
2017
Drinks with these legends overlooking the harbour at ocean village https://t.co/ZBSOUjenjS
Sat 9 Dec 15:23
2017
🎶 you are my harry my smiley harry 🎶 forgive my tone deafness but a little ode to my youngest 💙 https://t.co/xNWAifvECv
Sat 9 Dec 10:45
2017
Very excited for a day ahead with 2 legends -carvery lunch, cocktails overlooking the harbour, live music, German m… https://t.co/jmGjlk8g7k
Sat 9 Dec 08:44
2017
Good deed done.at the check out I was behind an old lady in the q.Her bill came to £56 but when she counted out her… https://t.co/DPwpIfh0l0
Fri 8 Dec 17:45
2017
If the world ran out of coffee right now I think I would have to pack it all in I won’t lie to you #lifewithatoddlerandababy
Fri 8 Dec 06:42
2017
‘I gave up men to have sex with ghosts’ - that’s not a ghost love that’s excessive masturbation #ThisMorning
Thu 7 Dec 11:55
2017
‘The fashion police would want to breathalyse you’ 😂😂😂👏 #apprentice
Wed 6 Dec 21:52
2017
Another 7k run in the bank #marchto500miles
Tue 5 Dec 13:54
2017
4 years to the day since Nelson Mandela died. Oh for politicians of his stature and conviction right now.… https://t.co/zin8uFabxr
Tue 5 Dec 09:06
2017
98 more miles run this month would mean I’ve hit my ‘proclaimers’ target for the year #500miles
Mon 4 Dec 21:39
2017
So I’ve got a phobia of snakes but managed to watch first 3 mins of Toff’s trial before having to look away. Feelin… https://t.co/xg25I7i82I
Mon 4 Dec 21:32
2017
@LeeDolbear7 As long as it’s home !
Mon 4 Dec 19:09
2017
Got this feeling we may draw 🍒 #saintsfc
Mon 4 Dec 19:08
2017
One of my favourite times of the Season, FA cup draw for third round 🏆
Mon 4 Dec 19:07
2017
Nice 7.3k lunchtime run , much needed after recent excesses ! #partyhard #runhard
Mon 4 Dec 15:37
2017
Reported. Disgusting and not remotely funny https://t.co/1Fnvjjkedi
Sun 3 Dec 20:40
2017
Do you think grace can even clean her teeth without bursting into tears ? #XFactorFinal
Sun 3 Dec 20:11
2017
🎶 ooo dejan lovren I wanna know why your such a **** #saintsfc #prematchdrinks
Sun 3 Dec 12:11
2017
🎶 Rickie lambert, Southampton’s goal machine 🎶 #saintsfc #prematchdrinks
Sun 3 Dec 12:08
2017
Beer at 9am must be a football day 🍺🍺🍺😩
Sun 3 Dec 10:06
2017
Decided on the yellow magic kit for today #saintsfc https://t.co/tOfFLVsRds
Sun 3 Dec 08:30
2017
Match day and I’m off to Bournemouth! COYR! First stop giddy bridge for a fry up
Sun 3 Dec 07:46
2017
Really fancy redmond to score tomorrow after the pep incident #saintsfc
Sat 2 Dec 21:23
2017
Absolutely love that version of #fastlove #xfactorfinal
Sat 2 Dec 20:22
2017
@ShonaSaintsB @RakSuMusic They aren’t my style but must hand it to them they are very talented ! I love Kevin and a… https://t.co/CaXFMtkSDK
Sat 2 Dec 20:06
2017
Looks like a fight for runner up between grace and Kevin then - though it doesn’t matter ultimately, all 3 acts are… https://t.co/rwD6s7ZpMY
Sat 2 Dec 19:57
2017
From my memory of Blackburn it’s always a ghost town #xfactorfinal
Sat 2 Dec 19:46
2017
Where are #saintsfc fans drinking before the match Sunday?
Fri 1 Dec 21:48
2017
@TLA_Boutique Hope your feeling better ton, no doubt this will help! Cheers to you 👌
Fri 1 Dec 12:53
2017
@timjmarshall @_CharlotteLA_ @SFCDell_ivery @slimlina @Sajedaa_F9T @garethjm @BonbonsandBows @PatrickjaLee Thanks Tim
Fri 1 Dec 11:03
2017
My eldest boy George getting in the Christmas spirit https://t.co/RVfwmxBcpy
Fri 1 Dec 10:05
2017
@crstig Tomas hadjto? Spelt something like that ?
Fri 1 Dec 07:05
2017
I mainly resent the fact that midlife can be attributed to my age of 37!!
Thu 30 Nov 18:30
2017
I maybe entering an early mid life crisis according to the wife. Ferrari and tight skinny jeans anyone?
Thu 30 Nov 18:29
2017
Looking forward to some beers at the German market tonight 👍🍺
Thu 30 Nov 17:04
2017
Christmas tree is up in the office https://t.co/tYRijDA75x
Thu 30 Nov 13:52
2017
I reckon rushing to town and back and around town trying to manage the crowds it took as much of my energy as a normal 5k run!
Thu 30 Nov 12:56
2017
Braving town for once to do a spot of Christmas shopping god help me during this tough time
Thu 30 Nov 12:07
2017
@gracedavies well said grace, good luck for the final. Love your songs x
Thu 30 Nov 09:48
2017
Starting to think my eldest, George is going to be as much a charmer as I am, we ask him ‘what do you want to do to… https://t.co/ldGOUWyvAM
Thu 30 Nov 09:47
2017
Harry tried porridge for the first time today !!! https://t.co/SwqBzdeBYk
Thu 30 Nov 08:59
2017
I’ve been thinking of a restrained, reasoned typically British response to the trump tweets and trump in general. I… https://t.co/qhBUxH3ZPL
Thu 30 Nov 06:52
2017
@gemdavis19 Amazingly happy with a draw! Fingers crossed x
Wed 29 Nov 21:50
2017
@gemdavis19 I’m trying to take my mind off the football too !!!
Wed 29 Nov 21:49
2017
Got to be bushra then as Joanna has escaped again #TheApprentice
Wed 29 Nov 21:45
2017
Been saying it for weeks, Joanna has to go #TheApprentice
Wed 29 Nov 21:18
2017
@PhilsStalkers 😂😂
Wed 29 Nov 20:16
2017
Entertaining watching Emily thornberry at #PMQs today got to hand it to her
Wed 29 Nov 20:14
2017
Pardew and big sam are back managing in the premier league. And they say progressive thinking is dead! Bit like goi… https://t.co/5fr8NvXkAG
Wed 29 Nov 19:16
2017
I see what’s he done here. Decent thinking #saintsfc https://t.co/5KeQvlex8n
Wed 29 Nov 19:11
2017
I’m hoping for a good result tonight and a draw would be amazing but can we make this clear on Twitter now - this i… https://t.co/rabsk0US3F
Wed 29 Nov 17:36
2017
Bamboo running club day, so close to a sub 30 5k for a new recruit! Lovely crisp day for it love running in this weather
Wed 29 Nov 13:01
2017
We are off to Bournemouth @CharlieChuck92 #awaydays #saintsfc #beer #fryup https://t.co/W2GaHdurPv
Wed 29 Nov 10:00
2017
The least exciting payday of all time! #christmas #skint
Wed 29 Nov 07:02
2017
Ain’t that the truth #Parenthood https://t.co/O4yFCPufMd
Tue 28 Nov 21:27
2017
Harry on his baptism day ❤️ https://t.co/OI9DnqlRQ3
Tue 28 Nov 20:10
2017
Personal best for 5 miles, 42 mins with 5 consecutive sub 9 minute miles, buzzing ❤️
Tue 28 Nov 15:08
2017
@gemdavis19 Happy birthday Poppy ❤️
Tue 28 Nov 09:12
2017
I can’t wait for the first Kevin Davy white album, one of the best X factor contestants of all time. Seems so genui… https://t.co/EWAGfnJQn2
Mon 27 Nov 20:45
2017
Two people in love want to marry. Good on them. No one chose to be born into royalty. Wish them as ‘normal’ a marri… https://t.co/6YvdYJGLvV
Mon 27 Nov 20:40
2017
Harry’s proposal over roast chicken reminds me of the time I asked a girlfriend in Nando’s if she would let me kiss… https://t.co/QBekWWtsSf
Mon 27 Nov 19:58
2017
Very special day today for Harry’s baptism ❤️💙 https://t.co/Ydiz5yOpvk
Sun 26 Nov 21:46
2017
And here’s the boy himself 💙 https://t.co/sjgb8BbVXt
Sun 26 Nov 09:07
2017
Happy Sunday morning - it’s the day of Harry’s baptism ❤️ https://t.co/tYfF8kG51E
Sun 26 Nov 09:06
2017
5 delicious pints of Rudolph ale at the testwood in Totton last night with great company may have put me slightly i… https://t.co/kN3zalzvgz
Sun 26 Nov 07:12
2017
The little one is 5 months old today ❤️ https://t.co/MwhkcPrcjF
Sat 25 Nov 21:41
2017
Great evening catching up with ‘long lost family’ - lovely pub meal, drinks and recalling old stories
Sat 25 Nov 21:37
2017
0945am and I eating a snickers - sign of needing help?!!
Sat 25 Nov 09:51
2017
Gorgeous 4 mile run in 35 mins to finish the week ❤️
Fri 24 Nov 15:09
2017
@CymruCath @voicefmradio @decadesofdance1 @bazzavoice Yes Catherine our very own @bazzavoice is a legend for sure
Thu 23 Nov 20:49
2017
A huge well done to all at the fantastic @voicefmradio for winning best regional radio station ❤️ hugely deserved,… https://t.co/qcP9XQKQpI
Thu 23 Nov 19:33
2017
Gorgeous crisp 5k power walk / jog today with more new recruits to the Bamboo running club ❤️
Thu 23 Nov 14:29
2017
Budget calculator tells me I will be £8.42 better off per month next year - all about the little wins!
Wed 22 Nov 22:30
2017
Multiple sackings in tonight’s #apprentice. Might as well be renamed: premier league management.
Wed 22 Nov 20:56
2017
Feel like my life is complete now I own both a beer fridge and a coffee machine #lifedreams
Wed 22 Nov 20:25
2017
Next race signed up to - chilly hilly at queen Elizabeth county park in January - hilly 10k with a bowl of chilli after 👍
Wed 22 Nov 14:17
2017
@LeeDolbear7 😂😜
Wed 22 Nov 10:35
2017
Come into work this morning and find my desk decorated like this! 60 indeed! Look bloody good for 60 though 😜 https://t.co/6OLltuMU9P
Wed 22 Nov 09:43
2017
@lisalaatona Feel better soon 🤞
Tue 21 Nov 21:16
2017
Thank you kind followers for such lovely birthday messages, I’ve had the perfect ‘bubble’ day ❤️
Tue 21 Nov 21:12
2017
@cupcakejaney @SouthamptonFC Happy birthday Jane
Tue 21 Nov 15:48
2017
Proud to share my birthday with @SouthamptonFC 👍 #webothmarchon
Tue 21 Nov 15:00
2017
Thank you Meral ❤️ https://t.co/SLYKQMx3fq
Tue 21 Nov 09:21
2017
Tue 21 Nov 09:20
2017
Thank you Gem ❤️ x https://t.co/vnoWSgzQ9J
Tue 21 Nov 08:59
2017
Thank you sam ❤️ https://t.co/wfiO2i5bvO
Tue 21 Nov 08:49
2017
Loving my birthday presents today - two of my loves, coffee and running ❤️ https://t.co/GUQEqUOIu1
Tue 21 Nov 08:41
2017
Thank you Jane - yes big breakfast, long walk then pizza and beer for me 🍺🍕👌👏 https://t.co/8xq6aJui48
Tue 21 Nov 08:40
2017
Tue 21 Nov 08:33
2017
My cats are so kind leaving me a birthday present in their cat litter tray this morning !!! #smell
Tue 21 Nov 07:55
2017
@kierannkater98 Oh 😔 now to score some goals then 🤞
Mon 20 Nov 19:07
2017
Strong looking team for second string this. Let’s hope some of the lads can show the passion so lacking in the firs… https://t.co/rRN9WdRA0K
Mon 20 Nov 19:06
2017
Day off tomorrow for my birthday ❤️ as Del Boy said ‘you wouldn’t expect Richard branston (sic) to want the day off… https://t.co/4XAEkockUR
Mon 20 Nov 17:43
2017
Lunchtime 10k - much needed today ❤️ #therapy #mindspace
Mon 20 Nov 12:35
2017
My palms go seriously sweaty and my stomach goes just watching those planks on #ImACelebrity #hateheights
Sun 19 Nov 21:44
2017
I would go to a Kevin Davy white gig now - great voice, great guy #xfactor
Sun 19 Nov 19:57
2017
@Saintsforever24 Couldn’t get them Mathew :(
Sun 19 Nov 10:57
2017
Losing to ‘big’ teams you can kind of accept IF they players give it their all and go down fighting. That’s the dis… https://t.co/ubiUs5YJ3P
Sun 19 Nov 10:17
2017
Thank god it’s Sunday https://t.co/Pqfzdt7ccg
Sun 19 Nov 10:16
2017
Trying for Peter Kay tickets this morning keep everything 🤞
Sun 19 Nov 09:53
2017
If rai-Elle and holly go tonight then I think the semi final line up is perfect #xfactor
Sun 19 Nov 09:53
2017
@2c03a90fd00242f Love Kevin’s voice ❤️
Sat 18 Nov 20:42
2017
Pretty sure I know the final 4 for #xfactor2017 - it has to be Kevin, RakSu, grace and Lloyd
Sat 18 Nov 20:34
2017
@harrogatesaint I was going to say you can have mine but it’s a L I think and that was the year that an L was more like an m !
Sat 18 Nov 15:41
2017
@harrogatesaint What size are you Pete ?
Sat 18 Nov 15:39
2017
Wearing this shirt we wore when lovren scored and we won at anfield a few years ago! Hopefully he will score for us… https://t.co/jhUohiXoSj
Sat 18 Nov 09:32
2017
George fed, showered, toilets cleaned, cat litter cleaned, washing up done, texts caught up on, bets put on and its only 8am!!!!
Sat 18 Nov 08:09
2017
I’m so skint after being charged 5p for every bag under my eyes I currently have 😔 #toddlerandbaby #sleepisoverrated
Sat 18 Nov 06:15
2017
Coca Cola advert - #tooearly #scrooge #mybirthdaynextweek #5moreweeksofwork
Fri 17 Nov 21:50
2017
Car share is back in 2018!!!!
Fri 17 Nov 20:12
2017
Happy Friday night ❤️❤️ https://t.co/1BZt8B3PB7
Fri 17 Nov 18:15
2017
@2010LeeHurst Great work! See you in Eastleigh then be good to see you live 👍👏
Fri 17 Nov 13:02
2017
@2010LeeHurst As long as you don’t bang on about brexit or anything freakishly right wing I will go as your a top guy 👍
Fri 17 Nov 13:00
2017
Huge favour to ask @SadiqKhan - my friends Andy and Sophie are getting married this sat and are huge fans of yours.… https://t.co/S9JgmgOeqS
Thu 16 Nov 19:32
2017
@gemdavis19 Your my new hero x
Thu 16 Nov 18:59
2017
@gemdavis19 How did you do that ?!
Thu 16 Nov 18:04
2017
George ready for children in need day ❤️. Proud that at work we raised £150 #ChildrenInNeed https://t.co/BXZBpjL6bc
Thu 16 Nov 14:29
2017
Only way to live ❤️ https://t.co/rVSp6iqVHB
Thu 16 Nov 14:29
2017
Went with aim of beating treadmill personal best 5k - needed sub 24. Ended with 25.06 so missed by about 80 seconds… https://t.co/F7rSnMGVB5
Thu 16 Nov 14:22
2017
Morning Twitter ❤️ https://t.co/DBWtUxLQaZ
Thu 16 Nov 08:20
2017
Suited and booted for a children in need fundraising day at work today https://t.co/J8B8CzSCCh
Wed 15 Nov 08:01
2017
Quality work Tom. The exercise bike and Irish accent scenes made me laugh out loud 👏 https://t.co/8cAp4zVxkB
Tue 14 Nov 18:15
2017
Two Personal Bests at Gym today : 6:48 for a mile Then 04:09 for a kilometre
Tue 14 Nov 15:15
2017
So chuffed to be asked to be best man at a wedding for the first time in my life! Buzzing for next april in the Lak… https://t.co/rq7NvK8EQG
Mon 13 Nov 07:12
2017
Beyond tired today. Coffee and goodwill needed
Mon 13 Nov 06:58
2017
The president of the United States people. https://t.co/PTrXvhDJgK
Sun 12 Nov 09:26
2017
Pleasantly surprised to see @Jo_Caulfield at the #99club last night! Was great to see you live after exchanging twe… https://t.co/dMqA2OxVxU
Sun 12 Nov 08:45
2017
On the train home early to see my boys ❤️ https://t.co/SWSblsmlx2
Sun 12 Nov 08:31
2017
@SAINTSINFRANCE First class Robbie so much so I couldn’t finish it! 😔
Sun 12 Nov 07:28
2017
@Uts70 Thanks mate, help me find the other 15 million I need please 😂👏
Sun 12 Nov 07:26
2017
Future vision ? #lushforPM https://t.co/YEIVK4Guov
Sun 12 Nov 07:23
2017
Ready for London https://t.co/F4bNLvJuPU
Sat 11 Nov 09:13
2017
Happy weekend from me and Harry to you all ❤️ https://t.co/56iURcYVWR
Sat 11 Nov 07:54
2017
Very excited to be off to London soon for the day and night with the lads, been so long! Churchill War Rooms, pub c… https://t.co/dRW1cMPKO0
Sat 11 Nov 07:53
2017
Absolutely buzzing for my day in London tomorrow with 2 legends #comedy #curry #beer #history #realfriends
Fri 10 Nov 20:35
2017
I’m trying to become a more sensitive lover, I bought a DVD on how to improve my foreplay technique. I had to fast… https://t.co/Nyk2LFSk5g
Fri 10 Nov 18:00
2017
Gorgeous 3.5 mile power walk around the common to finish the week ❤️❤️
Fri 10 Nov 13:34
2017
Anyone else been unable to download #FM2018 from the App Store so far ?
Fri 10 Nov 07:56
2017
I love you @CostaCoffee but too early for the Christmas music in #southamptoncentral this morning !!!!
Fri 10 Nov 07:49
2017
Just heard the song for the new John Lewis advert.. it’s a cover from an old side b Beatles song called golden slum… https://t.co/HgyNHcqHz8
Fri 10 Nov 07:49
2017
So the sun and the mail try to pin the tax avoidance game on liberal @GaryLineker - pathetic attempt at revenge aft… https://t.co/8yFfJsZb8m
Fri 10 Nov 07:07
2017