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John Lush
@john_lush
Comedy Writer, Lover of my boys George and Harry, Saints FC, history, real ale, coffee, only fools and horses, radio presenting, running and politics.
Followers: 2181
Following: 4506
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Member since: Mon 18 May 2009


John Lush Latest Tweets

Well despite working until 8 I got home to watch the last 30 mins and had 2 glasses of wine and of course celebrate… https://t.co/VOycymIlAZ
Mon 18 Jun 21:45
2018
@MeralCrifasi Can’t wait Meral, they are my favourite band. I did see them once a long time ago, about 20 years ago… https://t.co/9KlRKpDzHx
Mon 18 Jun 16:00
2018
I used to have a bit of a ‘thing’ about posh ladies - not now after my recent experience with one #rude
Mon 18 Jun 15:57
2018
@OstlundWept Bedford’s and Yates
Mon 18 Jun 15:55
2018
3 not so well known songs I hope they do on sat - wheels, walk and February stars #FooFighters
Mon 18 Jun 15:55
2018
8k in the sun today while listening to Foo Fighters ahead of the big gig on sat! Gradually building back up to my t… https://t.co/3DZkKRaZYw
Mon 18 Jun 15:54
2018
Wow this is making me feel old but very nostalgic, amazing how football brings back other memories of what you were… https://t.co/NPCy4SpBqc
Sun 17 Jun 21:42
2018
Cheeky Father’s Day pint at the family festival at the chilworth manor https://t.co/cLyUBM7GhX
Sun 17 Jun 12:29
2018
Love my Father’s Day present #wilddads #escape @SholtoWalker https://t.co/LcGCbBnAOL
Sun 17 Jun 11:15
2018
@paulwrblanchard Thanks Paul, hope you and H are well
Sun 17 Jun 07:57
2018
@sotongringo Thanks Nick, you too
Sun 17 Jun 07:56
2018
Approachable and kind if you toe the line. Dare to challenge the leadership or been seen to disagree with momentum… https://t.co/HSvlcZ7U4t
Sun 17 Jun 06:48
2018
Being a father is 1 thing.Being a good father is the challenge and it’s one I face,like many others, everyday.when… https://t.co/V9xFm7sGPr
Sun 17 Jun 06:42
2018
@realdrewdrew Love this tweet!
Sun 17 Jun 06:25
2018
Leandre I remember this so well. I was in a pub miles away from Southampton, quiet Monday night and I shouted v lou… https://t.co/ANTpHdpBO7
Sat 16 Jun 22:23
2018
@HackStuart @SunSouthampton Agree
Sat 16 Jun 22:20
2018
This event never helped create sure start.Or the minimum wage. Or the good Friday agreement.Or build a new hospital… https://t.co/ngHPjubuYp
Sat 16 Jun 21:32
2018
❤️ one of my favourite ever #saintsfc goals from one of my favourite ever players #marian https://t.co/eMG1fBf5L0
Sat 16 Jun 21:28
2018
I feel my life will feel normal again now the #lastleg is returning for a new series!
Sat 16 Jun 18:01
2018
It will forever be a huge mystery to me how someone can ‘just have two poppadums’ - I could beast about ten easily.… https://t.co/5fAmIeM1RF
Sat 16 Jun 17:24
2018
@cupcakejaney Yellow selfies all round soon then Jane 👌
Sat 16 Jun 16:52
2018
Absolutely love the yellow kit always have can’t wait to get the new one #saintsfc
Sat 16 Jun 15:29
2018
Daddy in the driver seat while George looks on https://t.co/AlNzhVB1Zh
Sat 16 Jun 15:28
2018
@BarryLDS Yeah it’s worth a trip Barry it’s not huge or modern but good nostalgia trip and the volunteers who run i… https://t.co/VfjdKlLvoi
Sat 16 Jun 15:16
2018
Great fun at the hovercraft museum today https://t.co/T2Y4vzV1k7
Sat 16 Jun 14:13
2018
Finally getting in the World Cup spirit #3lions https://t.co/6eFq5g3wcv
Sat 16 Jun 10:06
2018
Yes I think this applies to a few situations and people I know right now. https://t.co/P1aIP4YBK5
Sat 16 Jun 09:20
2018
@Blindman1977 @foofighters @thekillers Great, I love the killers
Sat 16 Jun 08:06
2018
Getting in the mood for the foos gig next weekend #FooFighters https://t.co/7UwY8gzIFo
Sat 16 Jun 08:05
2018
This time next week will be buzzing for the @foofighters in London!
Sat 16 Jun 08:02
2018
Great memories of my 2012 stag do in Peckham/Margate #onlyfoolsandhorses https://t.co/yS9yzEbFXZ
Sat 16 Jun 06:38
2018
Top of my league thanks to CR7 https://t.co/zhtJNcLwSy
Fri 15 Jun 21:51
2018
Loving rewatching #whitegold on Netflix
Fri 15 Jun 20:43
2018
@stevieh82 Feel your pain !
Fri 15 Jun 06:49
2018
Happy Friday everyone, think this photo sums up my mood https://t.co/OUH1aWENxA
Fri 15 Jun 06:49
2018
Thu 14 Jun 22:19
2018
Good stuff, glad your day went well! You certainly had all the staff in my office looking out the window curious as… https://t.co/2BhlYruIYb
Thu 14 Jun 17:18
2018
How did it go @DomLittlewood ? Enjoy your short time in Southampton ?
Thu 14 Jun 16:51
2018
That’s pretty much all you can ask for - plus avoiding the big six in all 3 games too #saintsfc https://t.co/DQbzPpwsDc
Thu 14 Jun 12:16
2018
I can see @DomLittlewood from my work window outside Southampton central station!!
Thu 14 Jun 10:20
2018
Just caught up on #PMQS - loved the drama! As a geek of politics for me it was almost soft porn
Wed 13 Jun 19:55
2018
Serbian flag ready (sweepstake team) for tomorrow’s World Cup day I’ve organised at work https://t.co/TdotPdwl7t
Wed 13 Jun 18:27
2018
Mon 11 Jun 21:02
2018
First day off work in 8 years :( been in bed all day with sickness bug. To walk out the room takes all my energy 😵
Mon 11 Jun 15:56
2018
🤮🤢🤧😷😓
Mon 11 Jun 07:31
2018
Great day in Fareham/Liphook catching up with family https://t.co/xPoNCS2iD7
Sun 10 Jun 19:48
2018
Up at 545am but these faces make it worth it?! https://t.co/tMWfI8PUtG
Sun 10 Jun 08:47
2018
We so badly need our own macron https://t.co/zm8gh8V9jC
Sun 10 Jun 06:05
2018
@barney_ball70 Relax barney I’m on your side! Happy weekend to you !
Sat 9 Jun 22:09
2018
You’ve got the letter l and the letter n confused in the word cult Barney https://t.co/81Zu8Ok4Hv
Sat 9 Jun 22:03
2018
My love of history and politics has certainly been rekindled by watching a very English scandal and darkest hour in the last few nights
Sat 9 Jun 21:21
2018
Case of Goose IPA as a present from the in laws, what a treat for a Saturday night
Sat 9 Jun 19:20
2018
@StevieJ73 *went down not well done!
Fri 8 Jun 21:34
2018
@StevieJ73 Well done Steve that’s incredible, that will shut the Pompey fans who always bang on about their 18,000… https://t.co/s6xB7ovr05
Fri 8 Jun 21:33
2018
@StevieJ73 Hope you guys bounce back sure you will
Fri 8 Jun 21:09
2018
What a week it’s been. Bring on a few beers tonight. 🔥 to put out
Fri 8 Jun 17:44
2018
But you didn’t win it did you? That’s sort of the point of elections #Corbyn #politics https://t.co/dfVYEXbgYc
Fri 8 Jun 13:55
2018
Very slow 7.5k ( feel shattered) but probably one of most important runs for a while - needed it
Fri 8 Jun 13:48
2018
2nd draft feedback from @sitcommission . Very pleased with progress made and some great comments. Now 3 weeks to do… https://t.co/uAemmGrkdS
Fri 8 Jun 07:24
2018
So tomorrow could be an interesting day 👀
Thu 7 Jun 21:05
2018
@KellyZena19 Is that because I’m old now ?
Thu 7 Jun 19:59
2018
@KellyZena19 Well I won’t be going with you to see it
Thu 7 Jun 19:55
2018
Huge respect for the guy https://t.co/eM11t50U88
Thu 7 Jun 18:06
2018
At last - thank you ⁦@DailyMirror⁩ for ending the debate about how your pronounce scone. If you pronounced it the ‘… https://t.co/J2M3VRFvEr
Thu 7 Jun 06:35
2018
Couldn’t have said it better myself Tristan #DailyMail #dailyfail https://t.co/MBN0REYKri
Wed 6 Jun 20:46
2018
@HannahMoseleyy Hope things pick up x
Wed 6 Jun 10:18
2018
@Charlie_Mercer_ I get your point completely mate
Wed 6 Jun 10:18
2018
@Charlie_Mercer_ I said it with a touch of irony Charlie
Wed 6 Jun 08:39
2018
These guys are more ‘Southampton way’ signings than promes and shaqiri #Saintsfc https://t.co/mDoIWsedNp
Wed 6 Jun 06:26
2018
Happy that chappers and Jos are reunited, good luck at Orange County, will always remember your spells at #saintsfchttps://t.co/hE8pXppTQd
Wed 6 Jun 06:25
2018
I’m on 🔥 with tennis at the moment
Tue 5 Jun 16:23
2018
@lisawigginton1 Absolutely not Lisa!
Mon 4 Jun 21:07
2018
We never actually ‘signed’ you did we @FrannyBenali so it can’t be you for that reason can it?! Maybe @mattletiss7https://t.co/BAsd53DKP4
Mon 4 Jun 20:22
2018
Yeah, that reminds me. That time Leona Lewis rejected me for that date - sure she had suffered concussion too, affe… https://t.co/ehbLDbwKw4
Mon 4 Jun 20:18
2018
Great banter on the work WhatsApp group. Colleague: enjoy love island tonight people Me: what’s love island? Is t… https://t.co/24PLS5rZrr
Mon 4 Jun 20:16
2018
@steve_mundy1 Well done to you too Steve. I should have done it ages ago .
Mon 4 Jun 19:46
2018
I do hope this doesn’t start a #NotInMyName campaign as it will put me in a very tough position #Lush #Lushpolice https://t.co/x5wiMccrhf
Mon 4 Jun 19:42
2018
Proud to say I joined the bone marrow register while giving blood today. Please, if you read this consider joining… https://t.co/B9yVab06va
Mon 4 Jun 19:39
2018
At the hospital for my 2nd ever blood donation - please consider #Giveblood @GiveBloodNHS
Mon 4 Jun 16:51
2018
All day long. Would be mega good signing #saintsfc https://t.co/wPqeUlxr9J
Sun 3 Jun 22:09
2018
@KellyZena19 🍇 🍈
Sun 3 Jun 22:07
2018
@KellyZena19 All lies
Sun 3 Jun 22:05
2018
@KellyZena19 Muchos love
Sun 3 Jun 22:05
2018
@KellyZena19 Now you know how I feel sitting next to you at work
Sun 3 Jun 22:04
2018
The final 2 were men with cerebral palsy and Aspergers. Inspirational. Just shows you can do anything if you put yo… https://t.co/XRMQZ05XH5
Sun 3 Jun 22:03
2018
@KellyZena19 Think it was his sense of humour, was a bit random!!
Sun 3 Jun 22:02
2018
@dossie1954 ‘I was just pissing by’ ‘you stupid woman!’ - brilliant fun
Sun 3 Jun 21:02
2018
The quality this year is absolutely immense #bgt2018final
Sun 3 Jun 20:33
2018
3 consecutive Father’s Day Sunday’s start today ( holiday reasons etc ) .. looking forward to BBQ and session ales ...
Sun 3 Jun 12:48
2018
Oh have a day off Dylan. It’s comedy, satire. Point off comedy and satire is no one gets let off the hook. Just bec… https://t.co/yFEVLXMnNw
Sun 3 Jun 10:33
2018
Wasn’t always family man #ConfessMySinsIn4Words
Sun 3 Jun 10:30
2018
@becvel94 Happy birthday lovely lady x
Sun 3 Jun 09:27
2018
This would have been dismissed as ‘project fear’ at its worst by the Leave Crew during the referendum. Now those ve… https://t.co/bXkPWyyz5Y
Sun 3 Jun 07:08
2018
As it’s the #SoapAwards live what are the chances of @dollyjoyner turning up asking how Adam is?!
Sat 2 Jun 20:30
2018
World Cup ready https://t.co/mAXtmkpBoU
Sat 2 Jun 13:29
2018
When your eldest son kindly helps with your weary feet 👍 https://t.co/nrHnr8BfDq
Sat 2 Jun 11:34
2018
Micky and the female magician lady to the final please #bgt
Fri 1 Jun 21:39
2018
In other #corrie news, it’s great that the Nigel havers character is back
Fri 1 Jun 21:39
2018
@KellyZena19 🤫
Fri 1 Jun 21:38
2018
@KellyZena19 Also makes it sound like my sex life yrs ago!!!!
Fri 1 Jun 21:35
2018
@KellyZena19 You do sweat a lot anyway to be fair #havenoticed
Fri 1 Jun 21:35
2018
@KellyZena19 Bit disappointed kel not going to lie
Fri 1 Jun 21:32
2018
@KellyZena19 Yes I am sad. I’ve got a bet on who he kills!!!
Fri 1 Jun 21:14
2018
10 mins until I see if my random bet of the weekend pays off .. come on pat make it seb #Corrie
Fri 1 Jun 20:47
2018
What a great guy #Mickykerr #Bgt
Fri 1 Jun 20:03
2018
So ironic that the guy who was having a go at me earlier on here, when I exposed him as a xenophobic so and so, who… https://t.co/ekDQCkNLcX
Fri 1 Jun 17:35
2018
Well that was a foul day, feel violated ! Can’t wait for a few beers and chill
Fri 1 Jun 17:31
2018
My lovely harry has got his first swimming certificate ❤️💙 https://t.co/XeYQuyJZqm
Fri 1 Jun 13:40
2018
One of my favourite ever tennis matches just done - loved it
Fri 1 Jun 12:29
2018
@janeshusband I’m a huge believer in free speech. But never to incite hatred. I apologise if I mis understood your… https://t.co/bfazlb2YWz
Fri 1 Jun 07:17
2018
@janeshusband Did I say you were directly? But saying you’ve had enough of Islam and the EU would sound pretty xeno… https://t.co/Y2n5YaTFLJ
Fri 1 Jun 07:00
2018
Fast forward me to 7pm tonight please where today is over and I can have a beer!
Fri 1 Jun 06:56
2018
No derek, ‘decent true brits’ are proud of their tolerance and respect towards others. That’s what makes us ‘Britis… https://t.co/fRDCv0h3zb
Fri 1 Jun 06:35
2018
Seb next surely? Just put a £5 on, stand to win £65! Come on pat do your worst #corrie @itvcorrie
Thu 31 May 22:14
2018
@TheSun why is the legoland tickets offer no longer showing on the app when there are a few days left?
Thu 31 May 21:59
2018
Yep, Sherlock, this pretty much sums up my mood tonight too https://t.co/NUH9WsEPbp
Thu 31 May 21:48
2018
@Redsaint76 Well done mate that’s impressive supporting of the lads #we march on
Thu 31 May 17:47
2018
A hilly 7k, the hill up to the guildhall, itchen bridge twice and also past west quay and st Mary’s!
Thu 31 May 15:13
2018
Not feeling energetic at all but pushed myself and did 5k in 27:08, so pretty pleased with that
Wed 30 May 14:24
2018
Absolutely love the new #SnowPatrol album. Class, can’t stop listening ❤️ thank you @snowpatrol
Tue 29 May 21:41
2018
Naivety and poor judgement. Sort it out Lush.
Tue 29 May 20:50
2018
@TheDudeDJ @DTaggart64 @NewLabourLives Never mind, straight away you use divisive language. ‘Blairites’. Factions w… https://t.co/UHMgPtPKqb
Tue 29 May 19:01
2018
@TheDudeDJ @DTaggart64 @NewLabourLives Ha ha and there we go
Tue 29 May 18:58
2018
@TheDudeDJ @DTaggart64 @NewLabourLives Sounds like it’s realistic given the behaviour of many momentum members though wouldn’t you say?
Tue 29 May 18:56
2018
@stevieh82 @sterling7 Spot on Steve
Tue 29 May 16:57
2018
A non story. #RaheemSterling
Tue 29 May 09:27
2018
An absolute disgrace but nothing the momentum bullies do surprises me. #riptessa #Labour https://t.co/x7dyPxhI2q
Tue 29 May 09:07
2018
‘I can’t get no satisfaction’ at St Mary’s tonight. Story of the season. #Rollingstones #stmarysstadium #saintsfc
Tue 29 May 09:05
2018
Why the states will never fully understand football or ‘soccer’ 😂😂 https://t.co/9Rb0ZyNMzw
Tue 29 May 09:04
2018
Smashed it. Car door moment iconic. Maybe up there with Del Boy and the bar. Sneaky and teasing that you’ve left mo… https://t.co/7xeKnlm6Gm
Tue 29 May 08:28
2018
I think the car door moment does have the potential to be remembered as an iconic moment like the Del Boy bar momen… https://t.co/k4FEbP30SP
Tue 29 May 08:24
2018
@EmmaEFarmer @Sianygibby i player Em. Do it, trust me.
Mon 28 May 22:44
2018
Absolutely loved the series but they did right limiting the number of episodes, wouldn’t have worked if they had go… https://t.co/QjJC9i01dZ
Mon 28 May 22:40
2018
Great way now to finish a mixed bank holiday weekend. #PeterKaysCarShare
Mon 28 May 22:01
2018
@KellyZena19 We can practice tomorrow kel
Mon 28 May 20:49
2018
@KellyZena19 My hands are sweating and I’m tense watching it but I know they would never let someone die on live tv… https://t.co/5varVfJL27
Mon 28 May 20:47
2018
@KellyZena19 Something about the weather, think thunderstorms! Dec made joke of it, they coped well. X
Mon 28 May 20:08
2018
@KellyZena19 the act you just missed wasn’t special! I’m not interested in the dance ones! All about the magicians and comedians for me x
Mon 28 May 20:07
2018
Hope everything is ok #bgt
Mon 28 May 19:45
2018
@SueHolderness You now have one more Sue. Hope you’ve had a lovely day. Loved your tweets from the royal wedding!
Mon 28 May 16:39
2018
League 2 play off was tricky for me. Love Devon and lot of time for Paul tisdale but also a lot of respect and time… https://t.co/6e2kn32gBK
Mon 28 May 16:39
2018
Priceless moment when the train loving George sees the train he’s about to get on pull into the station❤️💙 https://t.co/0ad7XxnpkU
Mon 28 May 09:45
2018
Getting out the house today away from poor Harry’s chicken pox. Daddy George day, taking him down to lymington on the train
Mon 28 May 08:41
2018
@Anne___Marie___ Happy bank holiday Annemarie
Mon 28 May 07:19
2018
‘Incredible’ banter and conversation on here yesterday. #sarcasm
Mon 28 May 07:13
2018
Good to see you’ve matured and let go of all that anger you had at Leeds Uni Mark. Your shoulders must smell of sal… https://t.co/5a5APQTbQ5
Sun 27 May 20:04
2018
I’m not an overly religious man but I thank all the gods in the world that it’s bank holiday tomorrow
Sun 27 May 14:34
2018
Your parents must be so proud Dave. Your love of tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins must give you a nice warm fuzzy f… https://t.co/Jr0rfu6CU1
Sun 27 May 11:18
2018
@theirongent Delete this tweet and apologise immediately. What an unbelievably crass distasteful comment
Sun 27 May 11:09
2018
You stole the sun from my heart
Sun 27 May 11:06
2018
Happy birthday @jameslawson95
Sun 27 May 08:26
2018
‘Stubbington’s finest’ indeed!! https://t.co/Aqy1E6dkQs
Sun 27 May 06:26
2018
Indeed he was Michael #saintsfc https://t.co/cW6CT9wMsg
Sat 26 May 22:50
2018
Mr.Gareth.Bale.
Sat 26 May 21:12
2018
@JoSaintsJo Ha ha love this ❤️
Sat 26 May 09:13
2018
Fire and spiders - what a night. Don’t ask.
Sat 26 May 07:01
2018
@AmandaRamsay Indeed, one of the few programmes to make me genuinely laugh out loud x
Fri 25 May 21:50
2018