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John Lush
@john_lush
full time daddy, radio presenter ,blogger, comedy writer +saints fc, liberal moderate +OFAH fan
Followers: 1930
Following: 3756
Total tweets sent: 8914
Member since: Mon 18 May 2009


John Lush Latest Tweets

8 weeks old today. The growing harry https://t.co/9GohJSLKZ1
Sun 20 Aug 07:25
2017
Great night last night catching up with old friends. Known some of them for 30 years. Great to still be in touch #friendship
Sun 20 Aug 07:24
2017
Ready for a fun albeit sober wedding reception this evening πŸ‘ https://t.co/jzu0L67a0U
Sat 19 Aug 18:10
2017
Huge congrats to @kiwitutts on his wedding day looking forward to helping you celebrate later
Sat 19 Aug 10:41
2017
@__GemGems I'm only a reception invite, over in titchfield x
Sat 19 Aug 10:39
2017
@__GemGems Depending on my accas will depend if I drive tonight or get a cab and drink 😁
Sat 19 Aug 10:28
2017
@__GemGems Wedding for me today take it isn't the same one πŸ€”
Sat 19 Aug 10:28
2017
Have some dignity mate #Saintsfc https://t.co/3MJvXqfzLc
Fri 18 Aug 21:59
2017
Some things never change πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/vUrwikeYtG
Fri 18 Aug 21:34
2017
My dad found out he was adopted a few yrs ago aged 70.ive decided,inspired by #longlostfamily to finally investigate our true family history
Fri 18 Aug 19:13
2017
Somewhere in heaven there is a new teddy bear going around the conveyer belt #RIPBRUCE
Fri 18 Aug 17:13
2017
Tennis day 🎾
Wed 16 Aug 12:17
2017
Good on you @HugoScheckter - the whole #saintsfc family support you ❀️ https://t.co/gQZCxdWpNj
Wed 16 Aug 07:45
2017
@LukeWelham3 So so true ! And I love that film !
Tue 15 Aug 21:15
2017
@LukeWelham3 Thanks Luke πŸ‘
Tue 15 Aug 21:08
2017
Parenthood is so tough, I've a whole new respect for my own parents+especially for single parents.i love it, but boy it's tough #parenthood
Tue 15 Aug 20:53
2017
2nd of 5 consecutive 5ks this week, ok time, bit slower than yesterday - need to shave 90 secs off somehow πŸ€”πŸ˜©
Tue 15 Aug 07:49
2017
You really are a nasty bunch of people aren't you. Real classy this. https://t.co/tx0GCTIcAc
Mon 14 Aug 20:46
2017
Really want to play this game ? https://t.co/UxtWiKwMQ5 https://t.co/uE0iFEbij0
Mon 14 Aug 19:46
2017
Happy Monday all https://t.co/A4hBpcgvXh
Mon 14 Aug 08:19
2017
Day ONE of 5 consecutive days of 5k with SPRINTS - 25:25, my aim is for the time to start with a 23!!
Mon 14 Aug 07:06
2017
The idea of Rees-Mogg vs Corbyn for PM at the next election should give the Lib Dems hope they could actually win it!! #mightemigrate
Sun 13 Aug 21:11
2017
Lovely morning doing the gruffalo trail with the boys in the new forest https://t.co/JUPGqSmvn6
Sun 13 Aug 13:07
2017
My 6 week old boy harry is excited for the new season @SouthamptonFC #saintsfc https://t.co/gddZL3VCXf
Sat 12 Aug 10:43
2017
Watching a random episode of OFAH when Merry is such a pleasure of mineπŸ‘πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜„
Fri 11 Aug 23:53
2017
Fri 11 Aug 07:08
2017
@NI_Saints Nice work
Thu 10 Aug 20:25
2017
@__GemGems Loving the kebab action gems ! Your my hero 😁
Thu 10 Aug 20:07
2017
My fantasy premier league for the season - week one https://t.co/FRg0g15rvy
Thu 10 Aug 20:06
2017
@__GemGems I'm just coming off a similar time without booze and working my way back to full drink fitness ha ha! You feeling light headed ?
Thu 10 Aug 19:30
2017
This might as well be a selfie of me at the moment !!! πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/2G41lUvscD
Wed 9 Aug 20:16
2017
@blondiesaint Yeah I know it will get better and it's amazing the bodies way it can cope with so little !! All worth it I know
Wed 9 Aug 20:13
2017
@blondiesaint Eldest is 2.5 Jane, he is doing well with his bed thanks. It's the 6 week old harry that keeps me up at night bless him
Wed 9 Aug 20:09
2017
3 more sleeps which is about 2 hours sleep for me at the moment with my youngest son πŸ˜±πŸ™ˆπŸ˜©βš½οΈ #football #sleepdeprived https://t.co/Sba2e3TnAE
Wed 9 Aug 19:59
2017
I feel like I need a Virgil esque stare out the window photo taken tonight ... #timesup?
Wed 9 Aug 19:46
2017
Today is one of those days I worship the coffee bean god
Wed 9 Aug 09:44
2017
Idea for a new song for #saintsfc (to the tune of automatic:monster) who's that looking like a **** is it Virgil is it Virgil..
Wed 9 Aug 06:56
2017
Clearly trump was not impressed with your 'no news' episode last week @TheLastLeg so decided to threaten world war 3 this week!!
Tue 8 Aug 21:59
2017
Baby Harry ❀️ https://t.co/25e8vJ7we9
Mon 7 Aug 19:39
2017
Virgil Van Dijk - 3words that sum up all that's wrong with modern football.Great role model for children aren't u Virgil? #saintsfc #vanDijk
Mon 7 Aug 17:34
2017
Half marathon done. Wow my legs sting ! Brilliant start to the week though πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ’ͺ
Mon 7 Aug 08:38
2017
@paulwrblanchard I'm a pretty big royalist, indeed my 2 sons have royal names! I don't believe in conspiracies to be fair mr B
Sun 6 Aug 21:09
2017
Diana's 'special' friend died in a motorbike 'accident' 4 weeks after leaving job at the palace.Hmm I'm not a conspiracy theorist but #Diana
Sun 6 Aug 20:59
2017
@steve76m Watch this space πŸ‘Œ
Sun 6 Aug 20:34
2017
Created such an ace playlist on Spotify for my morning run that I think I may end up running to Bournemouth+ back just to listen to it all!
Sun 6 Aug 20:28
2017
First night in his big boy bed tonight for George https://t.co/ufXLXNe2VY
Sun 6 Aug 18:15
2017
Gorgeous morning walk and now for lunch in the new forest https://t.co/EOv0PKynq3
Sun 6 Aug 11:27
2017
@Joner07 Stevens and gabbadini good. Prowsey worked hard. Sound overall. Just need strong CB alternative and pacy creative player
Sat 5 Aug 19:30
2017
Jack Stephens absolute class so far #saintsfc
Sat 5 Aug 15:51
2017
@chrislangham3 Cedric needs game time as does Redmond. Sure pied and boufal will get at least 20 mins
Sat 5 Aug 14:06
2017
@blondiesaint I don't get out very often Jane 😜
Sat 5 Aug 14:06
2017
Pretty much our strongest team - arguably boufal and Austin could start, other than that a good hint for next weeks… https://t.co/ekERnD42n7
Sat 5 Aug 14:03
2017
Β£9 for burger and chips?! Am I paying the price for virgils wages ?!! #Saintsfc
Sat 5 Aug 13:09
2017
Hospitality early doors https://t.co/1YkF7MnyhW
Sat 5 Aug 12:53
2017
Preparing for hospitality today at St Mary's #saintsfc https://t.co/o1h6BnBXrV
Sat 5 Aug 09:27
2017
@lisalaatona So excited to be back!
Sat 5 Aug 07:32
2017
@LjDolbear If I can manage 4 pints I will be pleased, my drinking levels are seriously down at the moment so should… https://t.co/B3Q9IeDFOR
Sat 5 Aug 07:12
2017
Buzzing to be back at St Mary's today - and hospitality as a treat πŸ‘#SaintsFC
Sat 5 Aug 07:09
2017
I could watch this Goal all day and still smile. One of my favourite England goals ever #saintsfc https://t.co/j5ykRUyJ3C
Fri 4 Aug 21:46
2017
Miliband ice tea - better than any other miliband drink and looks better when appears on the @TheLastLeg #CelebrityCocktails
Fri 4 Aug 21:32
2017
Gove on the beach - changes its taste often, looks unappealing and has a long bitter after taste @TheLastLeg #celebritycocktails
Fri 4 Aug 21:28
2017
@MarcTR4 Glad to hear u back the lads.Don't want to argue mate,it's good to have strong views.I'm looking forward t… https://t.co/myYnleQY0m
Fri 4 Aug 21:00
2017
@MarcTR4 That's life. That's football. I am not suggesting local makes a difference. But why suggest he's average?… https://t.co/OgKA4m2Poz
Fri 4 Aug 20:56
2017
@MarcTR4 Those players didn't act like Virgil is
Fri 4 Aug 20:53
2017
@MarcTR4 What's your point Marc ?
Fri 4 Aug 20:51
2017
@MarcTR4 No marc I think that comment is not called for. Our lad, our local lad, England international ( albeit not full yet ). #saintsfc
Fri 4 Aug 20:49
2017
Am confident you will respect your 5 year contract and not act like a twat and throw your toys out the pram after o… https://t.co/qvwdeMSbJY
Fri 4 Aug 20:38
2017
A 2 year old and paint. What could go wrong ?! https://t.co/yC0RroDhC3
Fri 4 Aug 16:40
2017
10k completed despite feeling physically and mentally exhausted. Proud of that
Fri 4 Aug 14:31
2017
Happy 5th wedding anniversary to my lovely wifeIt's obvious your a great mum but I need to say it more often that y… https://t.co/SXySCy0ggf
Fri 4 Aug 05:44
2017
Good outside bet for new season tip from me .. Huddersfield to stay up and Preston to go up!!! Heard it here first πŸ‘#football
Thu 3 Aug 19:55
2017
@blondiesaint It's pathetic Jane and makes me feel ashamed
Wed 2 Aug 20:45
2017
God #saintsfc timeline is depressing tonight. Meltdown at a friendly match. My word get a grip people
Wed 2 Aug 20:43
2017
@blondiesaint Thanks Jane - nothing special just got a feeling it will be a tough one !!! Always keeping smiling and positive though πŸ‘
Wed 2 Aug 08:43
2017
Hey @carolkirkwood are you still running?Last we tweeted u had smashed couch to 5k!I'm running my 1st 1/2 marathon in Winchester next month!
Wed 2 Aug 07:49
2017
I need lots of strength and positive vibes today fellow tweeters πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ’ͺ
Wed 2 Aug 07:44
2017
Short 4 mile run this morning but hilly - most hills run outside before. Got to fall in love with the hills!! πŸƒ
Wed 2 Aug 07:20
2017
I'm excited for the new football season. Life just doesn't feel normal without it. Anyone else feel the same?
Wed 2 Aug 06:29
2017
Very wrong and naughty but I fancy this with the lads later this year https://t.co/Z1JyAJ0N1s
Tue 1 Aug 21:18
2017
My sort of boozer https://t.co/w7H9vG4svO
Tue 1 Aug 21:17
2017
Not a day to have a discipline of no having no sweets or booze on a school night #stress #dramas #intense
Tue 1 Aug 17:25
2017
@dossie1954 Absolutely - you can still get all your benefits of membership immediately yes
Mon 31 Jul 21:33
2017
@dossie1954 Same here John apparently they will be out very soon
Mon 31 Jul 21:31
2017
Reading any tweet threads about who's bigger between Pompey and saints has me like this #saintsfc https://t.co/eZFCvNsuW4
Mon 31 Jul 19:55
2017
Reasonable hills session at the gym today #calves
Mon 31 Jul 13:55
2017
@marky_j76 Possibly in in .. I only planned to stay in but now look at me, I've stayed in in
Sun 30 Jul 19:59
2017
@marky_j76 Ha ha! Definitely in tonight but who knows where I may end up if I have to pop out for a cut loaf and pint of milk ...
Sun 30 Jul 19:56
2017
Bit of Micky Flanagan on a Sunday night - πŸ‘Œ
Sun 30 Jul 19:39
2017
Bigger stadium. More England internationals produced. More years in top flight. More competitive derbies won.… https://t.co/mOfXdnxakB
Sun 30 Jul 16:06
2017
This is boring https://t.co/CMxoldXiJP won a couple of cups around the war and 1 FA cup that bankrupted you.we've g… https://t.co/dyG5Wg577b
Sun 30 Jul 16:03
2017
Managed 4 cans over the whole weekend making my way back slowly from my 2 months absence from the booze! #prayforlush
Sun 30 Jul 08:57
2017
Sun 30 Jul 08:36
2017
A 6 mile run on a sat night?! 2007 called they want the old John lush back!! #healthier #usedtoparty
Sat 29 Jul 19:57
2017
Time for a best caption competition ?! https://t.co/ogmUqHeljq
Sat 29 Jul 09:35
2017
@mattletiss7 If heaven has a football team think he would be skipper :)
Sat 29 Jul 08:55
2017
Can't wait for the saints bar for the friendly next Saturday, buzzing to be back at st Mary's #saintsfc
Sat 29 Jul 08:54
2017
@LucyVHolland They must fancy you Lucy and are envious at the quality of the southern women compared to the scouse girls 😜
Sat 29 Jul 08:53
2017
@timjmarshall Hilly but beautiful! Yep am doing some hill training to prepare but not expecting a fast time!
Fri 28 Jul 10:21
2017
My boys ❀️❀️❀️ https://t.co/qq8DkM2Qon
Fri 28 Jul 09:31
2017
@timjmarshall Winchester in September:)
Fri 28 Jul 09:30
2017
@alipal69 Are you sure Ali?! Ha ha. Downside of having the cats hey
Fri 28 Jul 07:32
2017
As you rabid brexiteers like to tell us 'get over it' https://t.co/Ww0iHnGcpB
Fri 28 Jul 07:04
2017
@timjmarshall Great work Tim puts me to shame on 225 but thinking as I'm now training for a half I can get to 750 by the end of the year πŸƒ
Fri 28 Jul 06:46
2017
Woke up to 2 hedgehogs at the bottom of the garden. And no that's not a euphemism
Fri 28 Jul 06:40
2017
Ha ha nowt posh about my shirley manor mush !! https://t.co/ys7KlNymCh
Thu 27 Jul 20:48
2017
The state of my booze bottle recycling after 2 weeks #shameful #musttryharder #tootiredtodrink https://t.co/GVlBj094B0
Thu 27 Jul 08:59
2017
Another 'eminem' run this morning - 8 miles πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸƒ
Thu 27 Jul 07:47
2017
Can I replace @piersmorgan on @GMB please?! https://t.co/yMOwAGkXS1
Thu 27 Jul 06:16
2017
How is today not Friday?!!
Thu 27 Jul 06:08
2017
#thoughtfortheday https://t.co/Jb5XvAiFa7
Wed 26 Jul 21:18
2017
#haircutday #fresh https://t.co/Wwn4QusoSP
Wed 26 Jul 14:23
2017
George helping doing some baking with mummy this morning https://t.co/LPtS5gqwDq
Wed 26 Jul 12:03
2017
Looking for a fellow budding comedy writer to work with. I've got tons of ideas but 2 heads are better than 1!Please share #comedy #writing
Tue 25 Jul 20:36
2017
@ChrisPen2530 Thanks mate - yep I certainly intend to network as much as I can!
Tue 25 Jul 20:35
2017
Princes William and harry are clearly decent guys. A huge credit to the royal family and their late mother #Diana #DianaOurMother
Tue 25 Jul 20:14
2017
Thanks Robbie - very kind words, much appreciated https://t.co/Y7vxB9kk1h
Tue 25 Jul 20:13
2017
@blondiesaint Thanks Jane. Yes I'm learning each time I compete, getting feedback so am sure I will get that break if I keep plugging away
Tue 25 Jul 19:52
2017
@LukeWelham3 Thanks Luke, it's only a hobby but will just keep doing a new one each year and keep hoping and learning from the feedback πŸ‘Œ
Tue 25 Jul 19:52
2017
Received confirmation today my script didn't make the cut at the BBC writersroom.makes me more determined,onto the next #followyourdream
Tue 25 Jul 17:53
2017
One month old today - Harry ❀️❀️❀️ https://t.co/RtArhVmUZC
Tue 25 Jul 07:09
2017
@selvis21 Will give it a go selina πŸ‘
Mon 24 Jul 20:25
2017
You will thank me https://t.co/7j4dVnzhI1
Mon 24 Jul 20:07
2017
8 mile run before 8am on a monday morning πŸƒ #winningatlife
Mon 24 Jul 07:57
2017
Saints bar tickets sorted for the Sevilla game can't wait to be back at st Mary's+hoping to meet some of my fellow Twitter saints #SaintsFC
Sun 23 Jul 18:22
2017
Lovely family day back in Liphook today - great to see number one nephew and the 'godfather' https://t.co/FJ3fkV8tju
Sun 23 Jul 17:55
2017
@StMarySaint3 @lisalaatona Fone doctor in shirley is a good option too Lisa
Sun 23 Jul 15:55
2017
@danswight I found baywatch very 'educational' as a nipper
Sun 23 Jul 13:50
2017
Spot on Robert!! Always BBC ahead of itv for me! https://t.co/2GkwBf7pV1
Sun 23 Jul 12:29
2017
With the generation game joining blind date on sat night tv can we expect the price of a pint to go back to under Β£2?!!#backtothe90s
Sun 23 Jul 08:38
2017
Blimey generation game now coming back after blind date was relaunched! Evidences the lack of new ideas for shows ?
Sun 23 Jul 07:43
2017
@yarnsbaby @ShonaSaintsB Ha ha brilliant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Sat 22 Jul 19:51
2017
@ShonaSaintsB @yarnsbaby Heard it on the πŸ‡ x
Sat 22 Jul 19:29
2017
@yarnsbaby @ShonaSaintsB Milk and vodka new cocktail! Heard you love a cocktail πŸ˜‚
Sat 22 Jul 19:22
2017
Caught some of the friendly on you tube - great for Charlie to get 2 goals and McQueen was decent #SaintsFC
Sat 22 Jul 18:23
2017
Like father like son https://t.co/rqaYXCMhkS
Sat 22 Jul 18:22
2017
@CasperBolt Yeah same here mate may catch a bit of the game as being streamed live on you tube
Sat 22 Jul 14:51
2017
@bees_smiffy Should be a decent game! R u there? Linking our line up with boufal tadic long Austin hopefully there will be goals
Sat 22 Jul 14:31
2017
@CasperBolt Are you there mate ?
Sat 22 Jul 14:31
2017
Loving that #saintsfc line up today
Sat 22 Jul 14:10
2017
The 2 boys #HappyWeekend https://t.co/YvypIigXyL
Sat 22 Jul 08:18
2017
Never did hear back from @leonalewis on this proposal- much less likely too now as Corbyn becoming PM isn't complet… https://t.co/tS2hmbppVS
Sat 22 Jul 07:37
2017
Nice little win on a horse bet tonight at 16/1-name of horse?The southampton way.Well there we go,sweet irony after today's events #saintsfc
Fri 21 Jul 20:59
2017
First proper beer tonight for 2 months 🍺🍺🍺
Fri 21 Jul 19:16
2017
VVD-u signed the long contract.Your captain.We agree you leave next https://t.co/FtXMFQzm4b do your duty+stay+give it your all #saintsfc
Fri 21 Jul 17:25
2017
@Uts70 @GaryLineker Ha ha true - that may change my mind !!!!
Fri 21 Jul 13:19
2017
I've no problem with @GaryLineker and chris Evans earning what they do. They've worked hard. The politics of envy and spite aren't healthy
Fri 21 Jul 07:42
2017
@timfarron All the best for your future Tim, best wishes to you and your family
Thu 20 Jul 20:40
2017
I have a politically geeky crush on @joswinson . There I said it
Thu 20 Jul 20:34
2017
@gabbiagenie Sadly not however much I love the player his age and value just makes it a very non saints like signing
Thu 20 Jul 19:39
2017
Nice little 10k run on my lunch πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
Thu 20 Jul 13:50
2017
@Scott039617111 @lynnBdalton I disagree - that state owned component is crucial and makes it unique and it's worth every penny
Wed 19 Jul 19:20
2017
I would rather have a thousand BBC's than the crass, negative, money driven Murdoch empire #BBC
Wed 19 Jul 18:55
2017
Tiny bit of thunder and we've lost our tv signal! What is it, 1991?!!
Tue 18 Jul 19:07
2017
Interesting wording! Is this trying to tell us something ? https://t.co/wDAHyZT9GH
Tue 18 Jul 06:18
2017
Hill training at the gym today πŸ™€πŸ˜“πŸ™ˆ
Mon 17 Jul 15:07
2017
It's comments like this that make men want to keep their feelings+anxieties inside+why mental health is such a prob… https://t.co/3NBwQg44In
Mon 17 Jul 06:54
2017
Sun 16 Jul 19:24
2017
@fluffyberty It is incredibly stressful and having the dream in the little time I'm asleep now I've got a newborn makes it doubly hard 😩
Sun 16 Jul 19:21
2017
@fluffyberty I have a similar recurring dream to you flavia -about uni!Have it so much!Not sure where I need to be+ not prepared for exams!
Sun 16 Jul 18:17
2017
Decent on the left and track record in supporting strikers but weak defensively https://t.co/7bz7uODNtD
Sun 16 Jul 10:51
2017
A graph solves everything. How utterly ignorant you are about everything that is currently wrong with this country https://t.co/wOsBLWOOG6
Sun 16 Jul 10:18
2017
I worry I'm becoming an increasingly grumpy sod. But then my sleep quota is well down so maybe the 2 go hand in hand?!
Sun 16 Jul 08:44
2017
I am just so bored of VVD tweets. So so bored. #saintsfc https://t.co/7qmcp6ImFT
Sat 15 Jul 19:56
2017
Caught a harry smile ( yes I know it's wind :( ! ) https://t.co/M9AXLf3D1n
Sat 15 Jul 18:18
2017
Off to my work BBQ https://t.co/pyUgnNDcBB
Sat 15 Jul 13:50
2017
You wouldn't catch any saints fan not knowing who @mattletiss7 is!!!! #saintsfc #realfans https://t.co/np6cGW7yHU
Sat 15 Jul 07:24
2017
@ShonaSaintsB @SouthamptonFC @dundeeunitedfc Good news for the lad but not quite what I had in mind 😜
Fri 14 Jul 17:14
2017
I've just got a funny feeling there could be anther @SouthamptonFC announcement today ...
Fri 14 Jul 07:04
2017
@bambooloans Well done guys πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Thu 13 Jul 21:35
2017
Long overdue game of tennis 🎾
Thu 13 Jul 11:43
2017
@HannahMoseleyy Thanks hannah hope your well? X
Thu 13 Jul 11:29
2017
Did big baby not get it her own way?! Oh bless https://t.co/9Ig57z61oE
Thu 13 Jul 10:11
2017
Totton number 34?! But it has a beautiful ASDA!! https://t.co/opvxd3igGZ
Wed 12 Jul 21:13
2017
@ShonaSaintsB Oh absolutely Shona a good few times πŸ‘πŸΊx
Wed 12 Jul 19:45
2017
So my lovely wife has bought me the new saints shirt and personalised it ❀️❀️if you see me around this season, come… https://t.co/vlZZUa1aGM
Wed 12 Jul 19:31
2017
Going back to work after 2 weeks paternity leave with tons of bags under my eyes. And they are Poundland bags not Waitrose bags. Clearly.
Mon 10 Jul 06:47
2017
@blondiesaint So true, I don't really need to set the alarm πŸ™ˆ
Sun 9 Jul 17:25
2017