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Mark Cottle
@markcottle17
Saints fan in beautiful Somerset , 80s , The Smiths !!!Non league football
Followers: 455
Following: 1648
Total tweets sent: 5407
Member since: Sun 14 Apr 2013


Mark Cottle Latest Tweets

@glenoglaza1 Had this argument with a bristol city fan last night claiming Mark Hughes was really upset !! No he wasn't
Wed 20 Sep 20:47
2017
@GWRHelp No offence but I am really not happy as oh paid for seats and my safety was jeopardized along with my 5 colleagues
Wed 20 Sep 20:21
2017
Told to email @GWRHelp to get some response from my complaint and they don't respond absolute farce
Wed 20 Sep 20:15
2017
@kevmarmol Can't stop those fake city boys who follow the game to be hip then jump on the Man Utd bandwagon
Wed 20 Sep 19:01
2017
@DaneEdwards_ Now now πŸ€”
Wed 20 Sep 18:58
2017
@jasoncundy05 Not getting VVD by the way πŸ€“
Tue 19 Sep 21:55
2017
@RowenB_ @AwayDayPubs We don't want Klopp in at saints although at least he will have the players he wants πŸ€£πŸ˜ƒπŸ€£πŸ˜ƒ
Tue 19 Sep 21:52
2017
@RowenB_ @AwayDayPubs Klopp out πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Tue 19 Sep 21:49
2017
Uh who's Klopp going to blame ?
Tue 19 Sep 21:38
2017
@GeniusFootball @WillFoxGolf Here u go !
Tue 19 Sep 21:37
2017
@BenStanners What like Fonte at west ham πŸ˜„
Tue 19 Sep 21:33
2017
@WillFoxGolf Rather have bloody Rednapp πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Tue 19 Sep 21:32
2017
@WillFoxGolf Klopp worse than Brendan Rogers πŸ€—
Tue 19 Sep 21:27
2017
@athurston_1996 13000 at city (championship club) 6000 at palace ? This is what I mean , only a view and yes when u… https://t.co/7zO2pcCRER
Tue 19 Sep 21:24
2017
@athurston_1996 Umm you believe it !! Media reasons I don't agree with it but it's mentality now to put your team o… https://t.co/2AKhYoJdn6
Tue 19 Sep 21:13
2017
@athurston_1996 Doubt he's that worried about this cup , It gets in the way to these clubs , it's just the way it is by the way not my views
Tue 19 Sep 21:08
2017
@SuMountstevens @AvonFireRescue What you have in common is a lack of funding from this government
Tue 19 Sep 19:11
2017
@TheSunFootball Red and white stripes ? 🀣
Mon 18 Sep 21:25
2017
@EamonnHolmes Enlighten me please !
Mon 18 Sep 21:09
2017
@csbell80 @SouthamptonFC @ManUtd @premierleague Don't worry we can steal a 0.0 we are good at that πŸ€—
Sun 17 Sep 18:53
2017
@Saint2882 @danswight Klopp Tuesday ?? 😊
Sun 17 Sep 17:59
2017
@georgiebingham Good they should not be allowed to play at Wembley !
Sat 16 Sep 19:17
2017
Graham Poll and Glenn Hoddle can bore off 😴😴
Sat 16 Sep 19:15
2017
@Saint2882 @danswight Great day πŸ˜„
Sat 16 Sep 18:56
2017
@richardajkeys Conman doesn't know how to text !Remember πŸ€”
Sat 16 Sep 18:53
2017
@danswight Where's Marty Mcfly 🀠
Sat 16 Sep 18:50
2017
@georgiebingham Ripping them off modern robin hood
Sat 16 Sep 18:48
2017
@kevvie_geeSFC @LeminaM_13 Oh yes sorry forgot πŸ€”πŸ€”
Sat 16 Sep 18:47
2017
How much Harry the conman gonna get for messing up another club @BCFC
Sat 16 Sep 18:46
2017
@kevvie_geeSFC @LeminaM_13 Klopp be sacked soon 🀣🀣
Sat 16 Sep 18:45
2017
@kevvie_geeSFC @LeminaM_13 Or off to bloody Liverpool 😐
Sat 16 Sep 18:44
2017
@talkSAINTS Good riddance chuck the twat out of football #conman
Sat 16 Sep 18:43
2017
Lemina is like a machine today
Sat 16 Sep 14:03
2017
Arsenal can't even get Europa segregation sorted 😊
Thu 14 Sep 21:05
2017
@matthicksonsfc Forster in goal ? 🀣
Thu 14 Sep 20:43
2017
Koemans @Everton πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„
Thu 14 Sep 19:09
2017
@andv66 @chrisshingler1 @bigbarney100 @AndyCWelch @MemorabiliaMall Just a joke mucker
Wed 13 Sep 21:46
2017
@AndyCWelch @chrisshingler1 @bigbarney100 @MemorabiliaMall πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—
Wed 13 Sep 21:46
2017
@chrisshingler1 @bigbarney100 @AndyCWelch @MemorabiliaMall Love these anoraks fling around #statos
Wed 13 Sep 21:22
2017
@bigbarney100 @AndyCWelch @MemorabiliaMall Anorak time now 🀣🀣🀣
Wed 13 Sep 21:10
2017
@AndyCWelch @MemorabiliaMall πŸ€“
Wed 13 Sep 21:02
2017
Man city scored more goals in 2 games than we get most of the season πŸ˜“
Wed 13 Sep 20:14
2017
@jason_lewisj22 That is a gamble πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
Wed 13 Sep 10:52
2017
@jason_lewisj22 New manager and we forgot how to score πŸ˜†
Wed 13 Sep 10:50
2017
Next scorer @SouthamptonFC should have freedom of the city and instant big money move to Liverpool and automatic entry to love island 😁🀣
Tue 12 Sep 19:47
2017
@EmmaEFarmer Pliers ? πŸ€—
Tue 12 Sep 18:48
2017
@samcottle_ 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
Tue 12 Sep 18:46
2017
@samcottle_ Sat
Tue 12 Sep 18:44
2017
At least saints on tv this week easier to turn off if it gets messy 🀣🀣
Tue 12 Sep 18:42
2017
@CPFC why didn't you keep him until we played you at least πŸ˜₯
Mon 11 Sep 11:53
2017
@GWRHelp Oh yes obviously πŸ˜ͺ
Sun 10 Sep 13:15
2017
@GWRHelp This is ok but what reason for this when no explanation given
Sun 10 Sep 13:03
2017
@Rachael_Swindon Absolute jokers 2 carriages in Tory Britain southampton to Bath Spa @GWRHelp @jeremycorbyn https://t.co/nMRaLwxYNN
Sun 10 Sep 12:57
2017
@Photos_in_Chile @Rachael_Swindon Not in Chile mate πŸ€“
Sun 10 Sep 12:56
2017
Vote Tory and get this @Rachael_Swindon https://t.co/JCPkTOjlCn
Sun 10 Sep 12:29
2017
Sun 10 Sep 12:09
2017
@GWRHelp Pay for reserved seats southampton to Bath Spa and end up standing crammed in like sardines #safety #victorianbritain
Sun 10 Sep 12:08
2017
@Sylvestinho @BrentfordFC They will win cuz I bet on villa 🀣
Sat 9 Sep 10:37
2017
Hull City are good at defending πŸ˜πŸ‘Š
Fri 8 Sep 21:03
2017
@Rachael_Swindon Blasphemous rumours depeche mode
Fri 8 Sep 20:55
2017
@Rachael_Swindon The day before you came Blancmange
Fri 8 Sep 20:50
2017
@wlgay1973 @nortonhill Shit place mate
Fri 8 Sep 09:26
2017
Grounds for divorce by @Elbow πŸ‘πŸ‘
Fri 8 Sep 09:18
2017
Traffic at @nortonhill getting worse sort it out for God's sake ,
Fri 8 Sep 08:48
2017
@EmmaEFarmer Great trying to guess the contents 😁
Fri 8 Sep 07:43
2017
@TheSunFootball Talking bollocks surprise it's The Sun
Thu 7 Sep 06:46
2017
He might be doing his job but this Stuart mckracken on can't pay is an absolute tosser !!! Horrible attitude
Wed 6 Sep 21:43
2017
@Alex_OxChambo Saints reserves Enjoy !
Wed 6 Sep 21:09
2017
@MarcAlmond Many people here in North Somerset voted for the cretin , too busy worrying for themselves and not othe… https://t.co/UvIQ0cJTut
Wed 6 Sep 21:08
2017
@Rachael_Swindon Let's hope he gets washed away
Wed 6 Sep 07:15
2017
John Motson the legend retiring never forget match of the day in the 80s waiting for his games ⚽
Wed 6 Sep 07:13
2017
@Rachael_Swindon @june_randeria Her shoulders disappearing by the minute too 😁
Tue 5 Sep 22:00
2017
@Rachael_Swindon @BorisJohnson @theresa_may @AmberRuddHR @PhilipHammondUK Tweet of the year
Tue 5 Sep 21:56
2017
@MemorabiliaMall TED BATES πŸ‘Š
Tue 5 Sep 21:53
2017
@PeterPottersen @samcottle_ You sober now 😎
Tue 5 Sep 21:50
2017
@EmmaEFarmer What about Theresa May πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘Ί
Tue 5 Sep 21:47
2017
@PeterPottersen @samcottle_ Yes I have bet on that 🀣🀣🀣congrats on weekend
Tue 5 Sep 21:24
2017
@samcottle_ @PeterPottersen Cricketers jokes πŸ€”πŸ˜΄
Tue 5 Sep 21:21
2017
@PeterPottersen Ummm in Southampton ??
Tue 5 Sep 21:18
2017
@Rachael_Swindon @justmebeingme4 @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Basically because he's a first class knob
Tue 5 Sep 20:07
2017
How boring is Hoddle ?
Mon 4 Sep 21:01
2017
@EtonOldBoys Fell apart
Mon 4 Sep 20:50
2017
@AndyCWelch @MemorabiliaMall Wish I kept the old league table tabs you used to get with shoot
Mon 4 Sep 20:45
2017
@Kevin_Maguire West Brom 2 up
Mon 4 Sep 20:40
2017
@DaneEdwards_ He's at saints reserves now that's what we do πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
Mon 4 Sep 20:31
2017
West Brom 2 v 0 Czech rep πŸ€“
Mon 4 Sep 20:30
2017
Chamberlain shit since his move 🀣
Mon 4 Sep 20:28
2017
@footyhl Lol
Mon 4 Sep 20:16
2017
@kevvie_geeSFC Drinkwater too πŸ€”
Mon 4 Sep 20:11
2017
@Mike7167 Loves his looks 🀣🀣
Mon 4 Sep 20:08
2017
Every Valley by @PSB_HQ Absolute masterpiece , stories of sadness from Welsh miners in music πŸ‘πŸ‘
Sun 3 Sep 20:30
2017
@Fanatic80s No uk was the guy on the bed , fantastic single like all Smiths records I had pleasure of seeing live on numerous occasions 🀘
Sat 2 Sep 19:38
2017
@Fanatic80s Think that sleeve was US version
Sat 2 Sep 19:34
2017
@georgiebingham @ITVSport It's Virgil VD asking them to promote LFC , breaking news it didn't work
Fri 1 Sep 21:57
2017
@bathnes I pay extortionate poll tax and the guy who cuts grass in Charlton Park can't even get off his mower to cut edges absolute rip off
Fri 1 Sep 21:55
2017
@sarziebabes No premier league for this snorezone remember in the day we would beat Malta 8.0
Fri 1 Sep 21:20
2017
@ASPSpecials @ASPNSomerset Maybe employing more coppers would be better ??
Fri 1 Sep 21:07
2017
@Terry_Nutkin Would woke me up πŸ€—
Fri 1 Sep 20:54
2017
@brokenbottleboy And his mum superb !
Thu 31 Aug 22:59
2017
@saintgibbo @SaintsfcViews We need him score a goal for us πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Thu 31 Aug 22:39
2017
Dear God by xtc and worry list by @blueoctober Great start on the music front πŸ€—
Thu 31 Aug 07:56
2017
@MarkCJourno Just another gimmick for the media frenzy imagine if @mattletiss7 was still playing
Wed 30 Aug 20:07
2017
@Mike7167 Loved Gollum x
Wed 30 Aug 20:06
2017
@IL0VEthe80s Yes attended that one 🀘
Wed 30 Aug 10:28
2017
@ShonaSaintsB Unless coutinho mentioned πŸ€—πŸ€”
Mon 28 Aug 21:09
2017
My wife just said The Walk by @thecure was ultravox 😩😩pass me a tablet for my head loss 😠
Mon 28 Aug 17:05
2017
@OldFootball11 @BulgarianFooty @CSKASofiaLive Keegan early 80s
Sun 27 Aug 18:19
2017
@Theleaguemag Get well soon Jimmy
Sun 27 Aug 18:18
2017
@glenoglaza1 Players are paid to represent the club however they feel ; they let the supporters down
Sun 27 Aug 18:14
2017
@stevebridgo @Arsenal We want high five uhhhh remember πŸ€”
Sun 27 Aug 17:41
2017
@Arsenal 😴😴Arsenal 🀣
Sun 27 Aug 17:40
2017
@stevebridgo @Arsenal #Nibble
Sun 27 Aug 17:39
2017
Saints we have no issues when you watch @Arsenal
Sun 27 Aug 17:34
2017
All these modern football people covering the mouth when they talk πŸ˜‚ Imagine Shankly or Clough being asked to do that !
Sun 27 Aug 17:30
2017
@samcunningham @MailSport Because the lump lied basically
Sun 27 Aug 09:55
2017
@flohio16 @maryannehobbs @BBC6Music @god_colony @maryannehobbs the dj who knows how to make you feel chilled she sh… https://t.co/4aMzi42reN
Sun 27 Aug 09:55
2017
@WillBlackWriter @justmebeingme4 Who is he ? A complete and utter Pratt who hangs out with his Tory mates
Sun 27 Aug 09:35
2017
@ChrisPen2530 Unbeaten
Sun 27 Aug 08:56
2017
Aguero tries to talk to a supporter big lump of a steward pushed him away then claims he's assaulted πŸ€”πŸ˜  @afcbournemouth Have a word
Sun 27 Aug 07:44
2017
@saintjeff52 @Mike7167 We put stronger side than wolves and still lost !!
Wed 23 Aug 21:46
2017
@Wolves Wtf
Wed 23 Aug 21:33
2017
@alipal69 @tariqabdalla7 @SAINTSINFRANCE @LucyVHolland Let him and his smelly agent have what they want then wait for karma
Wed 23 Aug 19:28
2017
@Independent Like she ought to be
Wed 23 Aug 19:26
2017
@BBCSport Yep a premier league side might win
Wed 23 Aug 19:23
2017
@ChrisIngram96 @SAINTSINFRANCE Save that for LFC away 😎
Wed 23 Aug 19:22
2017
@BroadcastMoose Somebody has too ask him if he remembers when he was a good player
Wed 23 Aug 19:20
2017
Just keep imagining Claude Puel working in a Paris jewellers waiting for posh pawn to turn up πŸ€£πŸ€”
Wed 23 Aug 19:17
2017
@SAINTSINFRANCE @LucyVHolland @lucyhighnett And good riddance look what he's achieved grass not always greener
Wed 23 Aug 19:13
2017
@DuranDuranDog @ILoveCornwallUK Constantine ; Boobys and treyarnon πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•β˜Ί
Wed 23 Aug 19:10
2017