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Jon
@nottherealjon
.Ex-RAF now in IT, personal views etc. Season ticket #saintsfc fan. Follow for inane drivel & mutterings. Don't do #FF Don't add me to sell me stuff #blocked
Followers: 974
Following: 1006
Total tweets sent: 35538
Member since: Sun 08 Feb 2009


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@nursiedeb Ta!
Tue 21 Nov 23:08
2017
@M0O_MOO 👉👌👉👌👉👌
Tue 21 Nov 22:02
2017
@Roseyanny Right, I’m off for a post gym shower. Sending much love and positive thoughts your way! https://t.co/s5TxfquD1D
Tue 21 Nov 22:00
2017
@Roseyanny And I really feel for you on that last point.
Tue 21 Nov 21:57
2017
@LadyLisaCusack I just thought you were a midget
Tue 21 Nov 21:55
2017
@Roseyanny Yep but I think what attracts people to you is honesty and common sense
Tue 21 Nov 21:54
2017
@LadyLisaCusack You look great already, you probably don’t need to lose much anyway!
Tue 21 Nov 21:54
2017
@M0O_MOO Cool, I’ll give you my private email address. *cough* photos..... https://t.co/YEZJeLii28
Tue 21 Nov 21:52
2017
@Minxymissy Happy birthday for tomorrow, being over 40 is great. It’s like being a child with experience
Tue 21 Nov 21:47
2017
@M0O_MOO ............ I have visions in my head.....! Why do you have handcuffs? Something pervy?
Tue 21 Nov 21:45
2017
@LadyLisaCusack Cheers Lisa!
Tue 21 Nov 21:39
2017
@StarlitAlicia Cheers! https://t.co/DM5pZQwCoq
Tue 21 Nov 21:38
2017
@Shahoozny Cheers Sharon!
Tue 21 Nov 21:18
2017
@HappyAdsx Cheers!
Tue 21 Nov 21:18
2017
@blondiesaint Cheers Jane!
Tue 21 Nov 20:01
2017
@andsardyljos Cheers, feeling slim tonight!
Tue 21 Nov 19:57
2017
@hadley_x Cheers! Feeling slim!
Tue 21 Nov 19:56
2017
@bigwindowfitter Ta Dean!
Tue 21 Nov 19:54
2017
So..... I've lost 4.5 lbs this week to take me over the 2 stone mark! All the hard work is paying off! 💪👊 #slimmingworld
Tue 21 Nov 19:51
2017
I’ll use the language the ranger can’t, but it’s down to local arseholes who should know better and speed through t… https://t.co/VuTvFSYlWk
Tue 21 Nov 18:27
2017
@kezzzalou Is it wrong to think you’ve never looked hotter? https://t.co/httVdSwei2
Tue 21 Nov 18:24
2017
@Roseyanny Yep, that’s you. 👍
Tue 21 Nov 18:22
2017
Sod it, going home. Bit of gym then weigh in tonight.
Tue 21 Nov 16:29
2017
@jwestra2 Good luck!
Tue 21 Nov 16:22
2017
Tue 21 Nov 14:06
2017
@OGillyO Whereas you're blonde obviously.
Tue 21 Nov 14:00
2017
@cupcakejaney Happy birthday to you and #saintsfc!
Tue 21 Nov 13:58
2017
Tue 21 Nov 10:41
2017
@K1ng1e Can't even have a poo in our house without one member of the family insisting on a conversation. https://t.co/w3UD0yekjy
Tue 21 Nov 07:26
2017
@louiseminchin @BBCBreakfast Presenting over 10 years but looks younger? What exactly is in that Breakfast Tv tea?
Mon 20 Nov 21:15
2017
@StarlitAlicia @andyofandrew No one mentioned a hand job.... https://t.co/6FOql9SPe8
Mon 20 Nov 20:28
2017
@andyofandrew @StarlitAlicia Big balls?
Mon 20 Nov 20:26
2017
@andyofandrew @StarlitAlicia Fitting a new shower head. Hit it on the toilet handle. 4 feet away.
Mon 20 Nov 20:23
2017
@nursiedeb Anyways..... aside from my clumsiness, good day?
Mon 20 Nov 19:52
2017
@ChrisPen2530 I was..... ummmm... changing a shower head about 4 feet away! It sort of happened https://t.co/rLtEYHd3CT
Mon 20 Nov 19:46
2017
@romsey_squib To be fair that’s actually a god description.... 😟😂
Mon 20 Nov 19:44
2017
@nursiedeb I’m a clumsy tit!
Mon 20 Nov 19:44
2017
@ChrisPen2530 Lol, on a toilet handle of all things!
Mon 20 Nov 19:44
2017
@hadley_x Nope, not deep. Just a clumsy tit!
Mon 20 Nov 19:43
2017
Bollocks, banged my head and it’s bleeding. Second time in a week!
Mon 20 Nov 19:41
2017
Mon 20 Nov 12:05
2017
@Inner_Devil In a previous job, whilst sat in a toilet cubicle, I heard a salesman give himself a pep talk, shoot t… https://t.co/G3zrZ4Z3i4
Mon 20 Nov 08:28
2017
@LeeDolbear7 Ta Lee!
Mon 20 Nov 07:50
2017
Anyone know if train run on Boxing Day?
Mon 20 Nov 07:46
2017
@sfckelly Actually twigged, it's Ian. Nice bloke!
Mon 20 Nov 07:41
2017
@sfckelly Ahh brilliant, what's his name?
Mon 20 Nov 07:29
2017
@Roseyanny I have the same glass. Enjoy your drink my friend. Night!
Sun 19 Nov 22:47
2017
@SAINTSINFRANCE @lisalaatona @SFC_Foundation Ta Robbie!
Sun 19 Nov 21:57
2017
@lisalaatona @SAINTSINFRANCE @SFC_Foundation Cheers Lisa, it’s you lot at the Foundation that do the real work. I’m… https://t.co/A2JSsAsOd5
Sun 19 Nov 21:56
2017
@LYCoolJ Will DM you Lisa!
Sun 19 Nov 21:10
2017
@amyelb23 Amy.. can I DM you, have a question?
Sun 19 Nov 20:15
2017
@SaintsPoll Ta - just sent!
Sun 19 Nov 19:36
2017
@SaintsPoll Polly, can I DM you? Have a question I know you can answer!
Sun 19 Nov 19:31
2017
@SAINTSINFRANCE @SFC_Foundation https://t.co/R7QxsIAT0K
Sun 19 Nov 17:47
2017
@StarlitAlicia 5 degrees on our dog walk
Sun 19 Nov 16:59
2017
@VeeBear I'd prefer it if you sang to me whilst doing my ironing to be honest!
Sun 19 Nov 14:27
2017
@saintdan83 @SFC_Foundation Cheers Dan! You back next week mate?
Sun 19 Nov 11:45
2017
Gym done, now hoovering then ironing kit listening to this little beauty.... @VeeBear https://t.co/DskmmKYnaT
Sun 19 Nov 11:41
2017
@ChrisPen2530 @SFC_Foundation Cheers Chris, Mrs P takes a cracking photo btw!
Sun 19 Nov 10:14
2017
....and on that note, last gym session of the week beckons 💪👊🏋
Sun 19 Nov 10:10
2017
Here's my latest blog gents @ChrisPen2530 @simonrichards @saintdan83 https://t.co/xlSjPY2w0s
Sun 19 Nov 10:07
2017
Week 4 of the @SFC_Foundation SFIT course in which we talk about rates of exercise & intensity & I review my physic… https://t.co/o9bLRaPnum
Sun 19 Nov 10:02
2017
@nursiedeb 😟 https://t.co/YOC0L8OiXr
Sat 18 Nov 22:32
2017
@nursiedeb Watch that, it’ll make you feel perkier!
Sat 18 Nov 22:31
2017
@nursiedeb Lol, Love Actually is a favourite of mine but can’t watch animal movies. Don’t mind seeing people blown… https://t.co/rH6ILp0NyH
Sat 18 Nov 22:29
2017
@nursiedeb I’ve never understood how women love to put themselves through an emotional roller coaster!
Sat 18 Nov 22:24
2017
@nursiedeb .....and don’t watch sad films!! 😭
Sat 18 Nov 22:22
2017
@nursiedeb I think sometimes you’ve got to be selfish and think about yourself and not them. I think some people do… https://t.co/DAqMCtmGQG
Sat 18 Nov 22:20
2017
@ChrisPen2530 @simonrichards It’s like a drug, Ponch & Koeman put us on a high and now we’re descending into a low.… https://t.co/Ag1G03FvsM
Sat 18 Nov 18:19
2017
@simonrichards @ChrisPen2530 True, does feel like they’re trying to walk the ball into the net
Sat 18 Nov 18:13
2017
@ChrisPen2530 @simonrichards Get back to pressing high & not slowly kicking the ball up the park would help. Can’t… https://t.co/szUoNtHUyg
Sat 18 Nov 18:04
2017
@DodieP1966 Bought a bottle two weeks ago along with a whisky and another gin..
Sat 18 Nov 17:54
2017
@StripedSaint Not yet mate, perhaps tonight or next week
Sat 18 Nov 14:26
2017
@StripedSaint Good recommendation! 👍
Sat 18 Nov 10:33
2017
Ok, body transformation is taking place. I'm 3 months in, weight loss & physical fitness is noticeable much down to… https://t.co/PcE6yhIxie
Sat 18 Nov 09:39
2017
@StripedSaint Heard bad reviews. Worth it then?
Sat 18 Nov 08:28
2017
@K1ng1e I made it though, disaster averted! https://t.co/qRShGEGRvv
Sat 18 Nov 08:26
2017
@PorteousStuart I know, women eh? https://t.co/lopWv77wD1
Sat 18 Nov 07:40
2017
@PorteousStuart I’m contemplating leaving the safety of this bed to put the kettle on. The missus gets arsey if I w… https://t.co/ll1H7z9nsE
Sat 18 Nov 07:38
2017
@K1ng1e Needed a wee, got up only to realise my left leg was still asleep. Full on panic mode to prevent me hitting… https://t.co/tEI4WuvlGL
Sat 18 Nov 07:36
2017
Morning world. Bring me coffee someone https://t.co/ELNmh2fQ2D
Sat 18 Nov 07:31
2017
Has #DoctorWho been on yet?
Fri 17 Nov 21:52
2017
@Badwench73 You know how to live in the fast lane! https://t.co/zLh4ealt8H
Fri 17 Nov 21:02
2017
@Badwench73 I bet you like the coffee ones! https://t.co/DsNZIuZ4Lj
Fri 17 Nov 20:54
2017
@Badwench73 Do you have cheese? These details are important. https://t.co/tmbx97xWf0
Fri 17 Nov 20:50
2017
@JohnNicholRAF I’ll be at the Cenotaph next year for #RAF100 so will say hello if I bump into you. https://t.co/ETP8RWHz6W
Fri 17 Nov 20:49
2017
@JohnNicholRAF 1991, across the runway at Laarbruch but in the Gulf and now older but not wiser! Ps, I’m the one on… https://t.co/v5rg7B1kir
Fri 17 Nov 19:27
2017
Ok...this do this. Let's get Friday out the way!
Fri 17 Nov 07:37
2017
@simonrichards @ChrisPen2530 When you sprinted off on the pitch side I was thinking....”Shit, he’s trying to kill m… https://t.co/C6uqkfPr8B
Thu 16 Nov 21:05
2017
@ChrisPen2530 I swear there’s an extra load of steps the closer you get to the Northam! What got me was the rate Si… https://t.co/7hCrfBI3Lk
Thu 16 Nov 20:30
2017
@ChrisPen2530 Yep, was good mate. Didn’t run up those second lot of steps as fast as the first! https://t.co/4xA8fS2x1E
Thu 16 Nov 20:26
2017
Although music in car is quite good... not sure I want to get out. https://t.co/JMoxgofbf0
Thu 16 Nov 16:59
2017
Ready for Week 4 of SFIT 💪👊 #saintfs https://t.co/8lvjNOug0o
Thu 16 Nov 16:57
2017
@StarlitAlicia What Andy said...
Thu 16 Nov 16:55
2017
@LYCoolJ Close quarter battle. Shooting and advancing on targets close to each other
Wed 15 Nov 21:07
2017
Always remember doing a CQB at Sennelager and seeing the dirt fly up in front of my head. Luckily the Warrant Offic… https://t.co/yK2KtboJi0
Wed 15 Nov 19:10
2017
Got home and received my replacement medal all ready for #RAF100 celebrations next year
Wed 15 Nov 18:17
2017
@StarlitAlicia Does help that Lisa and I are working together on it. Don't think I've ever been this committed!
Wed 15 Nov 11:04
2017
@StarlitAlicia Yep. It does help I've structured everything. I stay at fat club & not run off after weigh in so it… https://t.co/OmQYPXJYjs
Wed 15 Nov 08:44
2017
@StarlitAlicia It's a definite motivation thing. Once you've made the jump and made it a habit it gets easier....
Wed 15 Nov 08:37
2017
@StarlitAlicia I'm on a roll. May scale it down next week. Body isn't as flexible as it used to be!
Wed 15 Nov 08:26
2017
@StarlitAlicia Tbh I'm not at that stage yet 😁
Wed 15 Nov 08:13
2017
@K1ng1e @lisalillie71 I know, I've started singing it again!
Wed 15 Nov 07:41
2017
Typing sports massager into Amazon brings back all sorts of things.... think I need to be more specific!
Wed 15 Nov 07:41
2017
Muscles are a bit tight today. After about 9 weeks of doing my program I can finally see definition and my guns co… https://t.co/JwC9Cg6NPw
Wed 15 Nov 07:37
2017
@lisalillie71 @K1ng1e Don't. I heard You're Gorgeous by Babybird the other week and spent several days annoying colleagues singing it....!!
Wed 15 Nov 07:32
2017
@LadyLisaCusack Ohh yes..... two waist sizes down in 11 weeks!
Wed 15 Nov 07:29
2017
@simonrichards Definitely!
Tue 14 Nov 21:26
2017
@freckledfox10 That’s great work! I’ve lost just under 2 stone in 11 weeks & dropped 2 waist sizes so I’m not overl… https://t.co/9vPHZTv9q4
Tue 14 Nov 21:17
2017
@bigwindowfitter Yep, probably half a pound in that one!
Tue 14 Nov 19:40
2017
Off to get weighed. Not sure if I’ve lost but did over 9 hours of physical training in last week....
Tue 14 Nov 19:18
2017
@K1ng1e We’ve done all the suggestions you’re getting, including Swansea, & usually do a city break once or twice a… https://t.co/WnRjkhrG9P
Tue 14 Nov 19:08
2017
@K1ng1e Edinburgh or Chichester. We stay in hotel rooms attached to the cathedral and mooch around the shops and see a show.
Tue 14 Nov 19:03
2017
@MissEmmsinger My missus had a tear! 😂😂
Mon 13 Nov 22:12
2017
@ChrisPen2530 I could be talking about a David Attenborough show....
Mon 13 Nov 22:10
2017
RIP CGI tiger
Mon 13 Nov 22:02
2017
@kezzzalou I bet. I hope it all clears up and you’re back on your feet soon!
Mon 13 Nov 21:22
2017
@itzmevictoria We had a family bible about 180 years old. Totally a fascinating thing to read
Mon 13 Nov 21:21
2017
@itzmevictoria Where did he trace his family back to?
Mon 13 Nov 21:13
2017
@kezzzalou You on the mend ok?
Mon 13 Nov 21:12
2017
@LYCoolJ @EmdudsCo I’m sat in a hot bath. I’ll guarantee it’ll be cold before I’m able to move again.
Mon 13 Nov 20:52
2017
@M0O_MOO I’m from around the corner from the bridge, near Radstock Rd
Mon 13 Nov 20:10
2017
@bruno1cat Too many.
Mon 13 Nov 19:39
2017
@M0O_MOO What your mum?
Mon 13 Nov 19:39
2017
@EmdudsCo I'll tell after I've done it. I'm hoping for something more than fitness but i know I'll be disappointed
Mon 13 Nov 18:12
2017
@M0O_MOO Shit, are we related?
Mon 13 Nov 18:09
2017
I've been talked into doing Bums & Tums. Just what I need after a shitty day of stupid people. https://t.co/zzc5q7FuUa
Mon 13 Nov 18:09
2017
@ROMANSE @SGNgas New Forest pony hit near Ipley crossroads on direction towards Beaulieu. Traffic is diverting alon… https://t.co/OE3oGAyUGY
Mon 13 Nov 18:01
2017
@M0O_MOO They're all related but I am originally from Woolston! 😁
Mon 13 Nov 17:54
2017
Another #NewForest pony hit near Ipley crossroads. Highly likely a local driving. Don't be arseholes, slow down!
Mon 13 Nov 17:45
2017
@M0O_MOO Been driving so not in front of tv, should I know her?
Mon 13 Nov 17:44
2017
@JohnNicholRAF You're the only one that hasn't aged.... 👀
Sun 12 Nov 11:20
2017
The Last Post always get me. #RemembranceSunday #LestWeForget
Sun 12 Nov 11:13
2017
For your tomorrow we gave our today #FestivalOfRemembrance https://t.co/R8fkFkj1al
Sat 11 Nov 22:33
2017
@Borderbabe1 Yep!
Sat 11 Nov 22:21
2017
@Borderbabe1 I was at Laarbruch for 2 tours and one at JHQ
Sat 11 Nov 22:15
2017
@Borderbabe1 My eldest was born in Wegberg!
Sat 11 Nov 22:11
2017
@OGillyO I always thought the RAF stayed in hotels.... https://t.co/SZWIkHAZZl
Sat 11 Nov 22:05
2017
@OGillyO Air Force although oddly, went to the Gulf in a tank!
Sat 11 Nov 22:00
2017
@OGillyO Ahhh I see.
Sat 11 Nov 21:58
2017
@OGillyO Am I right in saying you were in the army?
Sat 11 Nov 21:56
2017
@OGillyO You’re wearing well! We’re you there?
Sat 11 Nov 21:52
2017
@OGillyO Tell me about it! My ears pricked up at that. I was 21 during that!
Sat 11 Nov 21:49
2017
@OGillyO I used to like Remembrance parades that involved the old guys. Always a good laugh.
Sat 11 Nov 21:32
2017
Well done QCS #RAFRegt #FestivalOfRemembrance
Sat 11 Nov 21:21
2017
@GinQueen13 It hits home when you realise that your mates that paid the ultimate sacrifice won’t have kids or grand… https://t.co/Ex8wjzKezS
Sat 11 Nov 21:11
2017
@GinQueen13 Indeed. I’m going next year, will have to order replacement medals as I’ve lost mine & I’ll be doing th… https://t.co/xtDhet1SQP
Sat 11 Nov 21:07
2017
@GinQueen13 Same here. Twin bro is there tonight, sat just below the Queen so if you see me, it’s not me!
Sat 11 Nov 21:05
2017
@TractorSaint That’s a shame, I like Pinky. Sound girl.
Sat 11 Nov 21:02
2017
@TractorSaint Nah, I clicked on her name. Looks like the account has gone
Sat 11 Nov 20:56
2017
Anyone seen Pinky on here fellow #saintsfc fans? She’s disappeared from IG
Sat 11 Nov 20:55
2017
Sat 11 Nov 19:20
2017
Sat 11 Nov 18:46
2017
@Britishchickx It’s the way these days, say something sickening to get attention. It’s not racist, it’s not politic… https://t.co/l1f3BF8EhP
Sat 11 Nov 18:34
2017
@Britishchickx Racism? That is absolute bollocks. Talk about an attention seeking article
Sat 11 Nov 18:27
2017
@kezzzalou @SFC_Foundation @ChrisPen2530 Cheers Kerry, good to see you’re on the mend!
Sat 11 Nov 16:32
2017
@SAINTSINFRANCE @SFC_Foundation @ChrisPen2530 Cheers Rob, appreciate it!
Sat 11 Nov 16:18
2017
Blog update on the @SFC_Foundation SFIT course week 3 with a guest blog by @ChrisPen2530 on how he's getting on as… https://t.co/jM29S3lbQw
Sat 11 Nov 16:13
2017
@iSouthampton I think this was taken there 15 years later! https://t.co/uWkElH8cu0
Sat 11 Nov 16:11
2017
Out of here for a while. Time to pay my respects. #LestWeForget
Sat 11 Nov 10:56
2017
My last tweet made me tearful. Next year is the 100th anniversary of the RAF. We’re already planning to meet up at… https://t.co/bOJRvknDN6
Sat 11 Nov 10:54
2017
Remembering mates today. The lads blown up in Nieuw Bergen, shot in Roermond & others over the years. Rick, Smudge,… https://t.co/jkao3LdepI
Sat 11 Nov 10:44
2017
@pintsizePiTCH Aww just seen this. You’re one of the nicest on Twitter
Sat 11 Nov 10:39
2017
@BintyMustard *whispers* gaffer tape. I’m going to hell....
Fri 10 Nov 22:25
2017
@BintyMustard I love him!
Fri 10 Nov 22:22
2017
@nursiedeb It’s a marathon not a 100 metre sprint. Now tell me you’re not feeling more confident than you did before you started?
Fri 10 Nov 22:21
2017
@nursiedeb Really? You do you you’re a MILF? It’s taken me ags to realise it’s a windy road and not a straight one.… https://t.co/CpHWtcWOaL
Fri 10 Nov 22:18
2017
@LadyLisaCusack https://t.co/spBEgMWkT7
Fri 10 Nov 22:10
2017
@nursiedeb Haha! Lots of extra sugar tonight. I’ll work it off over weekend. How do you feel you’re doing?
Fri 10 Nov 22:08
2017
@nursiedeb My first deviation but tbh only 2 beers & a rum a coke. Everything else was vegetable. I’m really impres… https://t.co/5gksnwFK7b
Fri 10 Nov 22:06
2017
@nursiedeb Had a night off diet with a birthday meal with eldest. Worth diverting away from plan. Both sons & grand… https://t.co/RI0F2X2Gfj
Fri 10 Nov 21:59
2017
@nursiedeb Same here 😟 anyways, good day?
Fri 10 Nov 21:55
2017
@BintyMustard Same here. Grey wolf is loving it, black wolf is beyond stressed. Never known to a dog to be so impac… https://t.co/fRw05x3MzX
Fri 10 Nov 21:36
2017
@StarlitAlicia I’m in my car by that time every day. Don’t wake me up! https://t.co/cIY3FuiP60
Fri 10 Nov 21:35
2017
@BintyMustard It’s kicked off here tonight with fireworks. She’s nervous as hell. ☹️ https://t.co/VuZxeg3Wbw
Fri 10 Nov 21:33
2017
@LYCoolJ Nah!
Fri 10 Nov 21:30
2017
@nursiedeb Never had a dog suffer so much. Drugged her etc but doesn’t help. We rescued her at 5 months from Spain… https://t.co/CDeBslmKxj
Fri 10 Nov 21:30
2017
@LYCoolJ That’s a safe link! 😁
Fri 10 Nov 21:26
2017
@nursiedeb They’ve started again. I’ve got a dog that’s about to have a heart attack.
Fri 10 Nov 21:26
2017
@nursiedeb Purni gets really stressed, nothing can calm her. 😥
Fri 10 Nov 21:23
2017
@StarlitAlicia Sorry. Not Sorry. https://t.co/NvCXKn0Ttj
Fri 10 Nov 21:21
2017
@nursiedeb Fireworks started here. One stressed out wolf dog & one excitable wolf dog!
Fri 10 Nov 21:19
2017
@LYCoolJ You’re forgiven M’lady. Tbh I’ve dropped off here a bit. Life is regimented with routine at mo but night o… https://t.co/mR0Gi8f7VT
Fri 10 Nov 21:01
2017
@LYCoolJ https://t.co/8lvjNOug0o Not seen much of you lately. Been busy?
Fri 10 Nov 20:56
2017
@LYCoolJ It’s brilliant, I need to write up Week 3 of my blog. Have you read it? I’m two months into lifestyle chan… https://t.co/v4mua7uGmS
Fri 10 Nov 20:52
2017
@andyofandrew @LYCoolJ https://t.co/CYjdpUBEKP
Fri 10 Nov 20:50
2017