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Jon
@nottherealjon
.Ex-RAF now in IT, personal views etc. Season ticket #saintsfc fan. Follow for inane drivel & mutterings. Don't do #FF Don't add me to sell me stuff #blocked
Followers: 1097
Following: 1223
Total tweets sent: 37339
Member since: Sun 08 Feb 2009


Jon Latest Tweets

Can't defend against that, cracking pass & first time strike #saintsfc https://t.co/lz5CfBAxzI
Tue 20 Feb 14:05
2018
@M0O_MOO You kept me... https://t.co/UE8FK6WF4p
Tue 20 Feb 13:36
2018
@PorteousStuart @gemdavis19 Probably slightly more healthy than eating washing up tablets I suppose.
Tue 20 Feb 13:30
2018
@U2justmeKT Only videos i can think of are Spiderman-Nickelback & Hero or Happy Mondays & Step On
Tue 20 Feb 09:40
2018
@andsardyljos @SFC_Foundation Thank you! 👍
Tue 20 Feb 07:31
2018
@JoHartley78 @SFC_Foundation It's what it's all about. Regardless of points on the pitch they really do make a pos… https://t.co/A5PK9TVZQM
Tue 20 Feb 07:29
2018
@mattms1 @simonrichards @ChrisPen2530 https://t.co/NFkgl3ndix
Mon 19 Feb 21:58
2018
To all #saintsfc and fans of the @SFC_Foundation this is the last in my SFIT blog. If you get a chance to particip… https://t.co/PCRnm688lR
Mon 19 Feb 21:57
2018
@DodieP1966 Same with mushrooms & onions. Now I can’t get enough of them.
Mon 19 Feb 20:40
2018
@DodieP1966 Can't stand the texture.
Mon 19 Feb 20:14
2018
@DodieP1966 Used to love it as a kid, can't eat it these days! https://t.co/mKcOLAUtFP
Mon 19 Feb 19:50
2018
Tonight's gym session music was all 90's rock. Surprisingly good to sweat to 💪🏋🤸 https://t.co/k0LeFveNs6
Mon 19 Feb 19:31
2018
Lisa has signed up for bootcamp sessions. Naturally I have to take the piss out of her headwear... https://t.co/xdAy40PxOw
Mon 19 Feb 18:05
2018
@OGillyO I've loved your photos! 👍
Mon 19 Feb 17:55
2018
@LilyPrison A bit old and senile or younger? Old ones don't come with a filter tbh
Mon 19 Feb 13:55
2018
@LilyPrison This the one from before?
Mon 19 Feb 13:43
2018
@andyofandrew Stop it. 😂😂
Sun 18 Feb 21:13
2018
@ChrisPen2530 It’s making me hungry. I’m eyeing up the soap. It looks tasty
Sun 18 Feb 20:48
2018
Status: sat in bath looking at pictures of cheese.
Sun 18 Feb 20:42
2018
Thought it was a pleasant ride today but my legs are seizing up.... https://t.co/hLeusoGgiK
Sun 18 Feb 20:20
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE Yep Robbie although I veered back off to the New Forest when we hit Totton. Did about 36 miles in t… https://t.co/s7M68Y3KZH
Sun 18 Feb 14:43
2018
Nice bimble out in the New Forest for the Saints Foundation Ride today! #relive https://t.co/mCguF0CiU6
Sun 18 Feb 14:33
2018
Time to stretch the legs and get the Lycra on. Another training ride for the @SFC_Foundation Have to say a massive… https://t.co/qIgJicgr1R
Sun 18 Feb 08:41
2018
@PorteousStuart Contender for goal of the season tbh
Sun 18 Feb 08:22
2018
@Roseyanny *Googles vongole* https://t.co/4HSaOcTSgn
Sat 17 Feb 22:17
2018
@ChrisPen2530 @JoHartley78 We walked up to the Guildhall. Tried to get into Kupp but was too busy!
Sat 17 Feb 22:14
2018
@steve76m 👍
Sat 17 Feb 20:11
2018
@bigwindowfitter 👍
Sat 17 Feb 20:10
2018
@lisalaatona 👍😁 https://t.co/fkhBbtqGXe
Sat 17 Feb 19:48
2018
Am out in restaurant so not allowed to look at phone but could someone tweet me the #saintsfc draw so I can see it on my fitbit. Ta 👍
Sat 17 Feb 19:43
2018
From my son at the epicentre of today's earthquake in Swansea... https://t.co/GSRihdG0KR
Sat 17 Feb 19:40
2018
@ChrisPen2530 @JoHartley78 Might see you there mate, will probably get there 7ish
Sat 17 Feb 17:47
2018
I’m calling Swansea for the next round #saintsfc
Sat 17 Feb 17:44
2018
@JoHartley78 Perhaps see you there, we’re going tonight! 👍
Sat 17 Feb 17:24
2018
@mrsmuvvatrucker Ta, we’re going tonight!👍
Sat 17 Feb 17:23
2018
Growing up my wife's clothes were either sponsored by Snap-On or Volvo. Her dad's a mechanic...🔨🛠🔧🔩 https://t.co/EYR6DovaVS
Sat 17 Feb 15:47
2018
@freckledfox10 Who posted this, you or the cat?
Sat 17 Feb 14:09
2018
@AdamBlackmore Looking at the positives from #WBA they’ve shown immense teamwork 👍
Sat 17 Feb 13:58
2018
@europasaintsfc Ta 👍
Sat 17 Feb 13:57
2018
@itsthevinster Thanks 👍
Sat 17 Feb 13:57
2018
Is the festival of light still on tonight in Southampton?
Sat 17 Feb 13:25
2018
Red boxing gloves count as a decent Valentine's present don't they? https://t.co/CaSEJPc3jM
Sat 17 Feb 11:48
2018
@Uts70 Cheers Stu 👍
Sat 17 Feb 11:32
2018
@amyelb23 Many thanks Amy 👍
Sat 17 Feb 11:16
2018
Today we move on. I have a bike ride to train for so gym is calling. I need an incredibly hard workout. Have 2 dogs… https://t.co/UeFLi59ero
Sat 17 Feb 11:00
2018
@blondiesaint Thanks Jane 👍
Sat 17 Feb 10:52
2018
@sawaward Thank you 👍
Sat 17 Feb 10:51
2018
@TheUKGryphon Thank you 👍
Sat 17 Feb 10:51
2018
@BrianMcMonagle1 @M0O_MOO Thank you 👍
Sat 17 Feb 10:51
2018
@M0O_MOO Thanks Claire x
Sat 17 Feb 08:52
2018
@saintchrisobee Thanks mate
Fri 16 Feb 22:28
2018
@andyofandrew Blimey, Pops & Eddies. Takes me back.
Fri 16 Feb 21:56
2018
@AsianSaint @StripedSaint Thank you guys x
Fri 16 Feb 20:35
2018
@TheRedOne1977 Thank you, you guys do a great job. The live & affection we got from the medical staff was terrific… https://t.co/MqATTLSoBu
Fri 16 Feb 20:35
2018
@lisalaatona Thanks Lisa
Fri 16 Feb 20:33
2018
@__ParmaViolet Thank you Emma, I’m sorry for your loss. It’s never easy x
Fri 16 Feb 20:32
2018
Apologies if I don’t reply to everyone, your words are overwhelming. We’re currently choosing music for her funeral… https://t.co/kRyzLWBLZ1
Fri 16 Feb 20:32
2018
Lisa, as an only child, has lost her mum who she was extremely close to. My children have lost their grandmother. I… https://t.co/8jSavUKbEM
Fri 16 Feb 20:29
2018
Had been done. It was only a matter of time in this state, essentially a coma, that she would develop an infection… https://t.co/psnyZpn3wi
Fri 16 Feb 20:26
2018
Three weeks late Pauline was taken off the ventilator & we feared we’d lose her but she fought back. The last commu… https://t.co/IEa4q6VFfl
Fri 16 Feb 20:25
2018
On Xmas Day we received a call at 9am. Pauline had fallen into a coma & so we spent the day there. By the end of th… https://t.co/8w1Qe0cVOO
Fri 16 Feb 20:22
2018
Year she went to an out patient appointment but ended up staying in hospital. She had developed CDiff. She was quit… https://t.co/zcM1BlmvJp
Fri 16 Feb 20:20
2018
Thread. Thank you all for your kind words and condolences. My mum in law, Pauline was truly a lovely lady. She took… https://t.co/3UYhyakUOD
Fri 16 Feb 20:18
2018
@mewsta Cheers Craig 👍
Thu 15 Feb 22:50
2018
Goodnight and sleep tight you special lady xx
Thu 15 Feb 22:40
2018
My heart was broken by every nurse and doctor who took the time to enquire about her condition, who hugged as when… https://t.co/Q5QIEmgiRN
Thu 15 Feb 22:38
2018
Lisa is grieving tonight needs some space whilst I need to be with her so please understand if I don’t respond. Tha… https://t.co/lcwwinVd7n
Thu 15 Feb 22:36
2018
Tonight my lovely mother in law, Pauline, lost her battle & passed away.A lovely lady with the biggest heart with w… https://t.co/TEakbPW7Fr
Thu 15 Feb 22:34
2018
Completely not complaining. Ducking auto cucumber
Thu 15 Feb 16:27
2018
@ChrisPen2530 Mentally unstable tbh.
Thu 15 Feb 16:27
2018
@PorteousStuart Where is she mate? I’m on D7
Thu 15 Feb 16:26
2018
@LadyLisaCusack Blue Circle and some hardcore? https://t.co/QMnjp9zhoj
Thu 15 Feb 16:24
2018
At Southampton General Hospital. Currently in a pair of shorts being eyed up by some very old ladies. One, who is c… https://t.co/1RTy0KKOLO
Thu 15 Feb 16:24
2018
@LadyLisaCusack Absolutely no idea tbh.
Thu 15 Feb 16:20
2018
@helpsainsburys @M0O_MOO Hang on, I’ll get my camera.
Thu 15 Feb 16:19
2018
Long day in which my role for the family was simply be strong.
Wed 14 Feb 22:04
2018
@mattms1 @DPD_UK Shit...... I’d seriously sack someone in my place if they handled goods like that
Tue 13 Feb 21:54
2018
@romsey_squib Rise above it. True fans don’t turn on each other & understand the difference between constructive cr… https://t.co/QsAZu6wXg9
Tue 13 Feb 21:31
2018
@romsey_squib Playground stuff mate. Mentality of a child.
Tue 13 Feb 21:29
2018
@SaintsPoll Nope, too close to the ride. Suggesting a trip over last week in March. Probably 28th or 29th
Tue 13 Feb 19:53
2018
I posted a question in our FB group for the #saintsfc #bigbikechallenge as to who wanted a bimble around the Isle o… https://t.co/LxOWMJWuKe
Tue 13 Feb 17:58
2018
@simonrichards That's if they live long enough to do the gigs. They're getting on a bit!
Tue 13 Feb 13:45
2018
Hi @GarminUK you know you sponsor Southampton Football Club.. I'm doing a charity 260 mile bike ride for their Foun… https://t.co/FJErzPR2z1
Tue 13 Feb 09:55
2018
Stadium tour? 🤔 https://t.co/WZi9UfNrL6
Tue 13 Feb 08:30
2018
@titsandtatts411 Happy birthday... I hope it's not shit!👍😁
Tue 13 Feb 07:45
2018
Has no one seen Black Mirror? https://t.co/WhojxhOYtD
Mon 12 Feb 22:14
2018
@LYCoolJ That’s yesterday’s ride. About 2 hours in I think
Mon 12 Feb 22:05
2018
@LYCoolJ That hill wasn’t. I watched a car struggle.....it neatly killed me! 😂😂😂😬
Mon 12 Feb 21:58
2018
@LYCoolJ It’s out a lot as well. Talking to a couple of fellow cyclists. Think about 3 or 4 will go over. It’s so e… https://t.co/wR5srQjDYs
Mon 12 Feb 21:57
2018
@LYCoolJ You know I said almost 90 degrees... https://t.co/EA2PnUcnr3
Mon 12 Feb 21:54
2018
@LYCoolJ I won’t do the organised one as it clashes. This will be in March.
Mon 12 Feb 21:52
2018
@LYCoolJ Just checking yesterday’s hills. We’re been told to train for hills as it gets lumpy in a few places around the Cotswolds
Mon 12 Feb 21:52
2018
@LYCoolJ I’ll have to check. One hill felt like it was 90 degrees! 😳 Might just pop onto a ferry at Lymington, do a… https://t.co/7p2IGBk7wf
Mon 12 Feb 21:51
2018
@diddlyidi20 @LilyPrison Well the beach there is. 😏
Mon 12 Feb 21:47
2018
@LilyPrison It’s sometimes quicker than sitting in traffic trying to get down Hill Lane. Slightly longer but you’re… https://t.co/1WMFYZZSzv
Mon 12 Feb 21:46
2018
@LilyPrison Apparently it’s cack. It may be easier to go down M271 and turn off at Jct 1 and go through Lordshill to SGH.
Mon 12 Feb 21:21
2018
@LilyPrison I’ll see you on the M3 Thursday afternoon. The Avenue is closed btw.
Mon 12 Feb 21:07
2018
@LilyPrison It’s holding up ta. Doesn’t hurt today but still can’t bend it back as far as the other one. It’s reall… https://t.co/NRplGrscLq
Mon 12 Feb 20:53
2018
@LilyPrison Just got back from gym and it was sleeting a bit. About 3 degrees here
Mon 12 Feb 20:40
2018
@LilyPrison Thought so. 👍
Mon 12 Feb 20:38
2018
@LYCoolJ Did you do the 55 or 70 mile Isle of Wight ride? Am thinking of popping over there for a training ride
Mon 12 Feb 19:29
2018
@M0O_MOO Keep it up👍💪x
Mon 12 Feb 19:12
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE See you in April chap 👍
Mon 12 Feb 19:10
2018
@LilyPrison Leicester?
Mon 12 Feb 19:05
2018
I've had an idea. 🚴🚴🚴
Mon 12 Feb 13:43
2018
@Roseyanny 😳
Sun 11 Feb 21:24
2018
@sfckelly Send my best to him, he’s been a top bloke on SFIT! 👍
Sun 11 Feb 18:35
2018
@LEWIS_C Your malt loaf tip was ace btw. I’m addicted to it! 👍🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️
Sun 11 Feb 18:33
2018
@ChrisPen2530 Team selection and tactics I would say.
Sun 11 Feb 18:28
2018
I’ve tried to remain positive about #saintsfc but the manager seems to have sucked any positivity or belief out of… https://t.co/3qlxcg6wf7
Sun 11 Feb 18:26
2018
@LYCoolJ I’m not too bad on a hill, depending on the Hill obviously, but definitely better in a group. Trying to mo… https://t.co/Tmip2LbzXJ
Sun 11 Feb 18:09
2018
@LYCoolJ On yours! There were a few hills on mine, one incredibly steep. It was really really windy. It’s definitel… https://t.co/JmkASRPG9N
Sun 11 Feb 18:04
2018
@LYCoolJ Nice hill towards the end! 🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️ did a solo 55 miles and now laid in a hot bath stretching my legs!
Sun 11 Feb 17:42
2018
@HackStuart Mane has enough quality to win the league. He’s just in the wrong team with the wrong manager. He’d hav… https://t.co/dBXRjdBSBf
Sun 11 Feb 17:38
2018
Salah is too classy for Liverpool. I’d love to see him play for Man Utd or City. Imagine his potential in a team like that.
Sun 11 Feb 17:36
2018
Completed a solo training ride for the @SFC_Foundation #bigbikechallenge Won’t lie, I’m in bits. Back in time for f… https://t.co/t6eXEnbaYv
Sun 11 Feb 15:57
2018
@M0O_MOO Sounds painful, good luck with that! x Mine hurts more when I don’t move, such as laying in bed, than when… https://t.co/eTKwq8CXuI
Sun 11 Feb 08:50
2018
@meltedbyu Ummmm, you’re right there.
Sat 10 Feb 20:14
2018
@meltedbyu Glad it’s sorted. A bit fed up with mine!
Sat 10 Feb 20:14
2018
@meltedbyu Mine is about 2-3 weeks in. It’s still sore, I’m cycling with no bother but running hurts. How’s yours?
Sat 10 Feb 20:08
2018
@meltedbyu Some. Did you have the same issue?
Sat 10 Feb 19:55
2018
@meltedbyu Yep, can't bend left leg backwards!
Sat 10 Feb 19:46
2018
@HairdyeJunkie 😂😂😂😂 don't ask, it hurts!
Sat 10 Feb 19:46
2018
Any of my medical followers know much about inflamed bursa's?
Sat 10 Feb 19:32
2018
@HairdyeJunkie @M0O_MOO https://t.co/LN2O38xlOs
Sat 10 Feb 18:49
2018
@HairdyeJunkie @M0O_MOO It's only at the bottom of the M3!
Sat 10 Feb 18:44
2018
@helpsainsburys @M0O_MOO Come on down to Southampton mate. You'll have to take the tag off & get clearance from the… https://t.co/qbIpyRqDbn
Sat 10 Feb 18:44
2018
@M0O_MOO Same here. There's a couple of pubs around Beaulieu & Fawley but only occasional
Sat 10 Feb 18:34
2018
@M0O_MOO Depends, sometimes pub, sometimes food. Tend not to do Southampton that often cos it’s a £40 taxi ride unless one drives
Sat 10 Feb 18:17
2018
@M0O_MOO Same here, trying to decide what to do tonight cos itching to get out but think we’ll end up back on here, bored.
Sat 10 Feb 17:45
2018
@M0O_MOO Come here often? https://t.co/KIjD01BlV4
Sat 10 Feb 17:34
2018
@M0O_MOO Hello, how are you?
Sat 10 Feb 16:20
2018
@andyofandrew Apparently it's not like that these days!
Sat 10 Feb 15:51
2018
Right, shower and get changed then off to hospital to flirt with the old ladies & nurses. https://t.co/OovyH3T7gK
Sat 10 Feb 14:38
2018
@JoHartley78 @Sotonparkrun I’ll see you there soon. Signed up with my 14 yo. Waiting for knee to heal and will then… https://t.co/WgazdwsDfs
Sat 10 Feb 12:22
2018
@MissHappy75 I’d hate to see what comes out of my sons bedroom..... he’s got new running kit. He’s a stick so looks like a budget superhero!
Sat 10 Feb 12:19
2018
@mattms1 No one want to hear my rendition of My Way? No one??
Sat 10 Feb 09:30
2018
@MissHappy75 8 loads of washing in one day???? 😬😬😬
Sat 10 Feb 08:13
2018
And this is why I like Shearer.👏👏 https://t.co/N9qnDSAsqs
Sat 10 Feb 08:11
2018
@M0O_MOO Nah I don’t but my youngest does. I’ll take a photo of him in his running gear. Looks like a budget superhero
Sat 10 Feb 08:09
2018
@LilyPrison Left knee is still playing up. I’ve either inflamed or ruptured a bursa
Sat 10 Feb 08:07
2018
@finchypoos Well, I didn’t say you weren’t odd. https://t.co/OrapK3TIiI
Fri 9 Feb 22:22
2018
Given that Klippety-Klopp has pretty much taken every #saintsfc player backwards who have gone to #LFC I’d say they… https://t.co/YRgpIHDpKE
Fri 9 Feb 22:21
2018
@sarahboeky I’ll need a new one no doubt one day but there’s no way I want your legs!! 😬
Fri 9 Feb 22:16
2018
@finchypoos Keep RTing then, your humour cracks me up! 👌
Fri 9 Feb 22:15
2018
@sarahboeky God no, not with your history!!! 😂😂
Fri 9 Feb 22:12
2018
@EmdudsCo Haha, yep! My tracking is off! 😁
Fri 9 Feb 22:06
2018
@EmdudsCo Nah, I’ve inflamed a bursa in left leg. That’s how they naturally sit. Bit wonky
Fri 9 Feb 22:04
2018
Leg muscles are definitely getting stronger but look at the difference between knees! That’s not right..... 🤔 https://t.co/J0A5JbwFhZ
Fri 9 Feb 22:01
2018
@finchypoos please tweet more. You’re one of the quality ones! 👍
Fri 9 Feb 21:41
2018
Open Mic Night. So a fat bloke walks into a football club....⚽️🚴‍♂️ @ St Mary's Stadium https://t.co/GLxbt1KUIo
Fri 9 Feb 21:19
2018
@LilyPrison He’s doing parkrun with me when my knee improves. Got a twinge so no impact sport
Fri 9 Feb 20:52
2018
@LilyPrison Yep, just bought him running bottoms & top. He looks like a budget superhero
Fri 9 Feb 20:43
2018
@LilyPrison Your lot on half term?
Fri 9 Feb 20:27
2018
@helpsainsburys @M0O_MOO 😂😂😂
Fri 9 Feb 18:55
2018
Love it when Spotify throws up the odd song! 🎶🎵♩🎹🎸🎷🎻🎺🥁 @ Southampton General Hospital West Wing… https://t.co/ipNiScfgRc
Fri 9 Feb 18:53
2018
@helpsainsburys @M0O_MOO He's probably printed this one out and stuck it on his fridge by now!! 😂
Fri 9 Feb 18:51
2018
@LilyPrison I'm back at SGH!
Fri 9 Feb 18:36
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE Chuck him a few quid mate, poor little soul has got holes in his jumper!
Fri 9 Feb 16:06
2018
@K1ng1e Change your AVI to a bloke or something generic!
Fri 9 Feb 16:03
2018
@SaintsPoll If you're not drunk just top it up so that you are drunk!
Fri 9 Feb 13:34
2018
It's Friday, been a long week but we've made it. And you know what, you lot are great. Every single one of you. I… https://t.co/hr32wD2q4W
Fri 9 Feb 07:59
2018
@ChrisPen2530 @mattms1 I’m about to have a massage. She doesn’t know she’s doing it but I creak when I bend
Thu 8 Feb 21:56
2018
@mattms1 @ChrisPen2530 I do have to remind myself that I’m closer to 50 than 20.....
Thu 8 Feb 21:53
2018
Knee feels better. May try a run tomorrow. Don’t have a group bike ride this weekend so debating on when & how far I go on my own.
Thu 8 Feb 21:41
2018
@mattms1 @ChrisPen2530 @simonrichards I’ve really enjoyed it. You lads have been great fun. Try and get to the Man… https://t.co/QbLl9IUtS5
Thu 8 Feb 20:53
2018
@ChrisPen2530 @simonrichards We just need to organise something with @mattms1 as well. Speaking to Daley, exSFIT cy… https://t.co/PEQ7XjSm7W
Thu 8 Feb 20:37
2018
@simonrichards I’M WELLING UP HERE..... @ChrisPen2530 😁 you’re a good bunch of people. We should meet up after! 👍
Thu 8 Feb 20:32
2018
Loved my time on the RT https://t.co/ajKWlRwFIg
Thu 8 Feb 20:18
2018
@LilyPrison Say hello for me!
Thu 8 Feb 19:48
2018
@LilyPrison Nah, sorry was at footie training. Lisa has just left. We're on D7 now!
Thu 8 Feb 19:22
2018
At St Mary's for the penultimate SFIT... 💪🏃🤸⚽🏐
Thu 8 Feb 17:03
2018
@EmmaRAllen That's a good one!
Thu 8 Feb 09:12
2018
@3andemma Haha, no! The sad thing is that there aren't that many female role models that everyone recognises instan… https://t.co/hQDy8gYpOG
Thu 8 Feb 08:10
2018
@3andemma Possibly. These are based in north Hampshire however she wasn't popular amongst the group.
Thu 8 Feb 08:01
2018
@3andemma Ta. Too divisive tbh. Her name did come up. Same as Maggie Thatcher, she's like Marmite for a lot of peo… https://t.co/iVxM87zP17
Thu 8 Feb 07:53
2018
@ChrisPen2530 Trying to find a name a millennial would relate to is difficult I think.
Thu 8 Feb 07:11
2018