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Sandra Harrison
@sharrison71
Dog mad, Saints fan, security working, beagle loving runnner - faster than a tortoise!
Followers: 853
Following: 823
Total tweets sent: 1845
Member since: Sun 07 Apr 2013


Sandra Harrison Latest Tweets

When you’re too ill for work, but you’re on a zero hours contract so you turn up anyway. https://t.co/O3lT7TZrNK
Thu 19 Oct 17:41
2017
@charseymour4 Perfect πŸ‘ŒπŸ€£
Thu 19 Oct 15:05
2017
@charseymour4 I left it on overnight β€˜cause I didn’t read the instructions πŸ˜†
Thu 19 Oct 15:03
2017
So many cute outfits in mothercare today. Even had a snoopy one 😍
Thu 19 Oct 15:01
2017
Never mind space travel, how about living on planet earth pain free from life β€˜til death. How about working on that!
Tue 17 Oct 22:46
2017
The smell of fresh coffee on it’s way in the morning saves me β˜•οΈ #Coffee
Tue 17 Oct 07:28
2017
@OllieHarrison94 Keep going πŸ’ͺ🏼 πŸ’• xxx
Mon 16 Oct 17:23
2017
Is the Pope watching the match? 🀣 https://t.co/iMPBjpBtsY
Sun 15 Oct 16:33
2017
So according to my Garmin I slept for 13 hours last night 🀣 think I was a bit tired πŸ˜“ #garmin
Sun 15 Oct 16:31
2017
@HaisyDarrison Do it! πŸ’•
Tue 10 Oct 21:47
2017
Remember you are loved πŸ’• #MentalHealthAwarenessDay https://t.co/GGjzm020QW
Tue 10 Oct 21:20
2017
Mon 9 Oct 21:00
2017
@samharrisonnnn It goes back in the machine I think πŸ€”
Sat 7 Oct 21:04
2017
When a customer enters as you’re trying to close... https://t.co/eHzElhUnVu
Wed 4 Oct 18:12
2017
Oh well πŸ˜” no London marathon place for me πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ πŸ˜• #LondonMarathon #ballot
Wed 4 Oct 16:46
2017
The world is full of idiots & all I want to do is go running, make gains πŸ’ͺ🏼& walk my beagle 🐢#simplelife
Fri 29 Sep 20:39
2017
I feel the sudden need to buy a motor home πŸ™ƒ
Tue 26 Sep 23:44
2017
Just knocked a cactus over & tried to catch it with my fingers 🌡 shouting 'fuck' on repeat 😳 https://t.co/CO7GNpLS53
Sun 24 Sep 12:29
2017
An electric toothbrush - the most amazing thing I've ever paid loads of money for!
Sun 24 Sep 02:36
2017
@HaisyDarrison Spoiled dog πŸΆπŸ’•
Sun 24 Sep 02:22
2017
I believe in getting your money's worth but doing your shopping wearing your graduation gown & hat πŸ‘€ only in Plymouth
Thu 21 Sep 13:52
2017
Going to the dentist freaks me out enough, but the dental nurse's fake eyelashes kept making me think of big πŸ•· 😳 #fear #fake #spiders
Wed 20 Sep 15:24
2017
Apart from the nice, genuine ones that I like a lot... https://t.co/a5AX6l7MAe
Tue 19 Sep 20:18
2017
@blondiesaint Got myself a cheap new frying pan though πŸ‘
Sun 17 Sep 19:07
2017
You know the students have arrived in town when there's young people wandering around Tesco with no shoes on!
Sun 17 Sep 19:04
2017
Can't even manage a cheat day pasty... had to go for a cheese, broccoli & sweet corn one so it was kinda healthy 🌽
Sun 17 Sep 12:44
2017
I've run out of allergy tablets & tried to use my beagle as a pillow tonight ... https://t.co/9yONRY22NN
Sat 16 Sep 02:37
2017
@SarahBeaumontt Yep 😒but we've been told we will still have a job. x
Fri 15 Sep 19:02
2017
& finally after 9 days I have a day off tomorrow! Yaay!!! 😜 https://t.co/ePBy6WjlJo
Fri 15 Sep 18:50
2017
I've never worked on the closedown of a store before. I can tell it's going to take every tiny bit of patience I ca… https://t.co/XwLg30UTQv
Thu 14 Sep 21:04
2017
Destiny's Child- I'm A survivor (with pics) life goes on... keep on trying πŸ’ͺ🏼 https://t.co/dUQFCA9Bhb
Wed 13 Sep 19:37
2017
I don't care what flavour crisps you like. I just don't care πŸ™„
Tue 12 Sep 23:07
2017
To think that before the match I joked about 'who's going to get sent off tonight?' Oh dear Plymouth Argyle 😳"what another one?"
Tue 12 Sep 22:59
2017
@AarrisonHngela Glad you're having fun. πŸ’• xx
Sat 9 Sep 08:20
2017
Booked another half marathon. Whoops πŸ™„
Thu 7 Sep 10:13
2017
And ... a bit of my filling has fallen out 😫shall I phone the dentist? Nah - I'll open a bottle of wine 🍷
Tue 5 Sep 15:54
2017
@jeremycorbyn Not me πŸ˜€ I've left the profession.
Tue 5 Sep 14:57
2017
For years I thought you had to use every number in 'countdown'. Couldn't ever get the answer correct. 😳 #countdown
Tue 5 Sep 14:54
2017
The awkward moment when you go to pay for your shopping & you've left your purse at home 😳
Mon 4 Sep 12:25
2017
@nottherealjon @amyclare95 That's what I said! πŸ’¦πŸŒ§πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ‘
Sun 3 Sep 20:14
2017
@amyclare95 Went for a 10k run in it with my son this morning. A co op van created a tsunami 🌊 but we kept going πŸ’ͺ🏼boom!
Sun 3 Sep 19:30
2017
I've done 25 thousand steps today & my watch still beeped at me to move! Leave me alone you monster πŸ˜‰
Sat 2 Sep 22:25
2017
Discovered if my 🐢comes with me on the Brittany ferry she might have to stay in the πŸš— no one leaves a beagle in their car alone #bonkers
Sat 2 Sep 20:58
2017
Don't think I like people, but I just want to travel the world with my beagle... avoiding people 🐢🌎
Sat 2 Sep 20:53
2017
Owner of the local health food shop just said 'every time I see you I think you're Polish' what's that supposed to mean?
Sat 2 Sep 14:32
2017
Not even 9am and the queue of people with their children outside Clarks is huge πŸ‘€
Thu 31 Aug 09:09
2017
@sianbrotherton Don't do it. Colin fucked me up at Christmas πŸŽ„ it definitely wasn't the 🍷
Wed 30 Aug 15:27
2017
Well I won't be running Plymouth half then. Just realised it's the same weekend as Hope 24! 😳#hope24
Wed 30 Aug 15:25
2017
Arrh! Every time I think I've decided which new running watch I want to buy, I can't find it! πŸ™„#garmin
Tue 29 Aug 18:30
2017
Worked straight through the bank holiday. Now got a day off. Managing to get smashed & sort out loads of business πŸ˜€πŸ‘ that's multi-tasking!πŸ’ͺ🏼
Tue 29 Aug 17:35
2017
Having such a productive day πŸ‘Š πŸ˜€ πŸ‘
Tue 29 Aug 17:27
2017
I'm never going to Spain...I'm allergic to Spanish wine πŸ˜‚
Tue 29 Aug 15:50
2017
Just drove past a man, walking along shouting, swinging a fence post around. Must be a bank holiday πŸ˜‚#BankHolidaySunday #drunks
Sun 27 Aug 19:25
2017
Don't know why some people drink. They just irritate each other, argue & moan to the security. It's not our fault you're not loving life! 😎
Sun 27 Aug 00:16
2017
I need a road trip ...
Fri 25 Aug 22:46
2017
The closest I'm gonna get to a holiday this summer is going to Lidl & pretending I'm in another country πŸ˜•β€¦ https://t.co/8sxWAZWSTq
Fri 25 Aug 20:14
2017
1st that bloke in space 'ran' the London Marathon. Now I get an email; run the Great North Run without going to Newcastle. Already done it.
Thu 24 Aug 22:02
2017
@MorrisBeale Yes. The tickets are my sons @OllieHarrison94
Tue 22 Aug 17:07
2017
Anyone want 2 tickets for Reading festival Β£400? #readingfestival
Sat 19 Aug 19:26
2017
Survived working 12 days straight 😜only to see bad press about Boardmasters. Please... behave local press!
Mon 14 Aug 22:47
2017
Hope you're having a great away day @OllieHarrison94 & @samharrisonnnn Good result! ⚽️ πŸ’ͺ🏼 🚝
Sat 5 Aug 17:54
2017
@amerali Just didn't know what the rules are.
Sat 5 Aug 11:08
2017
Did Mo Step off the track? Debating at home about what's allowed.
Fri 4 Aug 22:39
2017
@samharrisonnnn @OllieHarrison94 @HaisyDarrison anyone want to come & smash their shins with me? https://t.co/sywOw0HDC3
Wed 2 Aug 14:02
2017
I'm doing this @AarrisonHngela Check out "PCR TT - OCTOBER SWCP FUNDRAISER" https://t.co/I9H9BFslvY via @EventbriteUK
Wed 2 Aug 13:54
2017
I'm going to "PCR TT - OCTOBER SWCP FUNDRAISER". See you there? https://t.co/sDUKP0i7Kz via @EventbriteUK
Wed 2 Aug 13:26
2017
Why do horse flies love me so much & why is my body reacting so badly to the bites?
Sun 30 Jul 20:44
2017
Why do all the females on instagram look like they have big butts & no waist... ffs love you're not a wasp!
Sat 29 Jul 17:24
2017
Vote Now – The Herald City and Waterfront Awards https://t.co/HSayAQwwUu Please vote for us here at 'Sweatshop' please!
Sat 29 Jul 09:12
2017
Why do days off go so fast? πŸ™„
Wed 26 Jul 16:58
2017
& now he's asking me for directions...ffs! Buy a sat nav!
Mon 24 Jul 17:41
2017
Me in a taxi: I wouldn't drive this way. Driver: Are you a taxi though.
Mon 24 Jul 17:35
2017
Had a great time in Brighton, now I've realized I didn't even take one photo πŸ™„not like me at all!
Mon 24 Jul 15:32
2017
Does anyone think 'resting your eyes' works? 'Cause 3 hours sleep was not enough for me last night πŸ‘€πŸ˜΄
Sun 23 Jul 13:33
2017
Just got a glimpse is St Mary"s as we went through Southampton. Need to get to a game or two this season! ⚽️
Sun 23 Jul 12:38
2017
Is it acceptable to use your hair straighteners on a train? They have supplied an electric socket! πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
Sun 23 Jul 10:34
2017
On a train after 3 hours sleep & there's a foreign woman who won't stop talking. PLEASE SHUT UP I NEED SOME SLEEP 😴
Sun 23 Jul 08:40
2017
Maybe not 'fight me' but 'd'you want some?' πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/S1a5nyqL2y
Tue 18 Jul 13:50
2017
I hate flying ant day...yuk! 😳
Mon 17 Jul 17:41
2017
Off to Exeter #inflatable5k
Sun 16 Jul 09:28
2017
How can HM revenue & customs keep screwing up my tax so badly 😳 https://t.co/WLNh2o3CeS
Sat 15 Jul 17:16
2017
Giving your toddler your iPhone to shut them up is as bad as giving an obese child a take away to shut them up. Please don't...the end!
Fri 14 Jul 18:36
2017
My happiest day of the year is Christmas Day; it's the only day of the year all of my family get a day off! #happiestdayoftheyear #family
Fri 14 Jul 16:58
2017
Collecting my car after it's service. "We haven't washed it yet. Would you like to take it as it is?" No my friend, I'll wait, bring coffee!
Thu 13 Jul 12:55
2017
@AarrisonHngela Nah! I punch them in the beak πŸ’ͺ🏼
Thu 13 Jul 09:23
2017
@AarrisonHngela Ffs what is it with you & Sam & seagulls 😳
Thu 13 Jul 09:16
2017
My mummy has been working away at NASS for 54 hours this weekend, so I thought I'd get her up at… https://t.co/aEl3v4IhYa
Tue 11 Jul 10:47
2017
Do I run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks & money.
Tue 11 Jul 07:07
2017
So kind of my dog to wake me up at 5am. I've just worked 54 hours at a festival. I guess you missed me! πŸΆπŸ™„πŸ’• xx
Tue 11 Jul 05:42
2017
Forgot how much I like Cornwall. Working there for the last 2 days has been fun. They are bonkers though! πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚
Sun 2 Jul 20:52
2017
What I was calling 'work' today πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ #starwars #geekfest #chewbacca #work #theforce #stormtrooper… https://t.co/xc2Qunophz
Sat 1 Jul 20:50
2017
So disappointed with some peoples hypocrisy 😱 https://t.co/QdApR9JTqN
Fri 30 Jun 21:46
2017
Whoops! I missed my beautiful beagles birthday 🐢 πŸ’• πŸŽ‚ πŸŽ‰ Where did those 3 years go? #beagles… https://t.co/lf3WJxA2Lp
Thu 29 Jun 22:48
2017
Lost half my Sunday sleeping πŸ˜ŒπŸ™„πŸ‘
Sun 25 Jun 12:28
2017
@itsmrsvickyc If you're not working tomorrow crack on! πŸ’•
Fri 23 Jun 21:54
2017
So to clarify 'sorts' not in a good way πŸ˜‚πŸ™„πŸ€£
Fri 23 Jun 19:51
2017
Why oh why did I buy chocolate chip brioche. I'll end up eating the whole loaf & then I'll need to run more miles πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ™„πŸ·πŸ₯–
Fri 23 Jun 16:51
2017
Just been to Asda ... wow there are some sorts in there! 😳
Fri 23 Jun 14:33
2017
So hot in my back garden my iPhone died in the heat for a moment there 🌞
Sun 18 Jun 16:24
2017
I love ❀️ sunny weather but if this keeps up I'm gonna have to start running at night πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸŒžπŸ’¦πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“
Sun 18 Jun 14:48
2017
Could somebody bring me a great big ice cream please 🍦with a chocolate flake & sauce πŸ‘Œ
Sat 17 Jun 22:39
2017
I think Sunday is my favourite day of the week πŸ™‚πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ™‚πŸΆπŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
Sat 17 Jun 17:43
2017
Keep putting my sunglasses on & wondering why my eyesight for reading doesn't improve πŸ™„πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘€πŸ€£
Fri 16 Jun 18:32
2017
@EFC_Matty We call ours 'the corner shop' & it's not even on a corner πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
Thu 15 Jun 13:46
2017
Sat outside work on my break. Amazing how people walking past get so close they nearly knock my phone out of my hand πŸ™„πŸ‘€β˜ΉοΈπŸ˜Ž#space #sunshine
Thu 15 Jun 13:44
2017
Learnt something about myself today. I'm my own worst critic. πŸ™„
Sat 10 Jun 21:10
2017
Brand new tattoo πŸ’• #artwork #brandnew #inked #tattoo #art #selfie #love #tattoogirl… https://t.co/37DhgPD6m9
Sat 10 Jun 17:30
2017
Waiting for things breaks me ☹️
Sat 10 Jun 12:09
2017
I need a sleep πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜΄
Fri 9 Jun 21:14
2017
New ink booked for tomorrow #ink #Tattoo #excited πŸ’•πŸ˜Ž
Fri 9 Jun 18:00
2017
My lovely new bag, thanks to @aarrisonhngela 🐢 πŸ˜€ #beagles #beaglesofinstagram #vans #peanuts… https://t.co/jjrJb0Fi8w
Fri 2 Jun 19:49
2017
I bloody love Jeremy Corbyn. At last somebody who sounds honest in politics! πŸ™Œ
Wed 31 May 19:59
2017
My view at work all day today 😎#plymouth #perks #happyweekend #scenery #sky #sun #sunshine #view… https://t.co/qqYYSOKE5L
Sat 27 May 22:53
2017
Can't believe there was a massive thunder storm. Must have slept through it! 😴
Sat 27 May 09:37
2017
Can tell it's a bank holiday weekend, the A38 is covered in traffic cones πŸš—
Fri 26 May 08:25
2017
Suns out which means only one thing... listening to your neighbors poor taste in music at top volume 😰😞☹️
Wed 24 May 16:33
2017
Getting ready for a long run tomorrow πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ͺ🏼 need to remember these words! https://t.co/MFkw03Rrax
Tue 23 May 21:15
2017
The suns out which means men feel the need to walk around Plymouth city center topless πŸ‘€
Mon 22 May 12:47
2017
@BDCH Brilliant πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸΆ I'll look out for it!
Mon 22 May 10:58
2017
@BDCH Oh my goodness if you could arrange one of the muddy dog events near Plymouth I would be in! (with Hattie the… https://t.co/ZTk0X7SruJ
Sun 21 May 16:58
2017
Brighton Half Marathon 2018 https://t.co/h4NNbiUnR9 I'm in!
Sat 20 May 09:18
2017
I need to leave this country & live somewhere else. I'm always too cold! (Apart from when I'm running) ❄️ πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
Thu 18 May 22:07
2017
45 miles completed at the weekend. Saturday v Sunday (sun's out, guns out v ninja warrior) πŸ˜‚β€¦ https://t.co/0Q9QQntcbs
Thu 18 May 12:27
2017
I'm so excited πŸ˜† I can't wait! https://t.co/eHvG64E4Lj
Tue 16 May 12:39
2017
Cracker Saturday @AarrisonHngela πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/PqEwit7jh2
Tue 16 May 12:23
2017
Karma will bite some people on the arse! https://t.co/kx0EthcB7l
Mon 15 May 23:52
2017
A successful trip to the office today. New uniform & my diary's filling up! #security #festivals… https://t.co/udPdWFOdsd
Wed 10 May 19:13
2017
Failing at life already this week. Turned up for work an hour too early πŸ˜‚πŸ™„
Mon 8 May 12:46
2017
I can't please everyone πŸ™„ https://t.co/P6ZXgbrEvF
Sat 6 May 16:51
2017
Working at the Kooks tonight...people either drinking water or smashed by 8.30pm. Baffles me 😎 #security
Sat 6 May 00:28
2017
@SAINTFOREVER Yes I did. I must be mad! πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚
Fri 5 May 17:27
2017
In trouble again. Ah well πŸ˜‚
Tue 2 May 21:15
2017
I'm not doing Plymouth Half tomorrow so I might do this instead. https://t.co/fhfqFAFxBO #strava
Sat 22 Apr 15:52
2017
Can't believe my baby boy is 18 today! Love my family πŸ’• πŸŽ‰ #lucky #blessed #birthday #18th… https://t.co/92EDeEAzqx
Wed 19 Apr 19:26
2017
@AarrisonHngela @ryanburling @TylerRomans_ We're athletes in training. We don't eat chocolate eggs!
Mon 17 Apr 18:24
2017
Invested in a pair of trail shoes and a head torch. I'm ready! πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ πŸ’ͺ🏼 #hope24 #salomon… https://t.co/p2TVtVwOaZ
Mon 10 Apr 16:32
2017
I don't often comment on the ref, but today at Home Park πŸ’©. Plus the usual 'get your hands off me'' 'your a c**t'. Original πŸ‘#SIA #Security
Sat 1 Apr 21:33
2017
I love the sun like a lizard, but I do love the drama of a storm β›ˆπŸŒˆ #mothersday #love… https://t.co/8Z5Uf2KkQY
Sun 26 Mar 03:42
2017
@SAINTSINFRANCE He's keen for away games @OllieHarrison94 A proper fan doesn't mind a bit of a journey!
Sun 19 Mar 16:25
2017
@SAINTSINFRANCE One of my boys got up at 4am this morning to travel from Plymouth to watch the game. Hopefully he's had a good day out!
Sun 19 Mar 16:20
2017
It's my birthday #birthdaygirl #birthday #selfie #birthdayqueen #birthdayfun https://t.co/fujotZoaAw
Wed 15 Mar 00:10
2017
Had the best time celebrating with my family @forestholidays this week #Deerpark #familyfun #25thweddinganniversary https://t.co/tEXGJYjzOx
Fri 10 Mar 21:50
2017
@gregfawcus well keep attending those away games Greg! ⚽️
Sat 4 Mar 19:47
2017
So excited to get my new resistance bands. The road to recovery & and new adventures begins. πŸ’ͺπŸΌβ€¦ https://t.co/cTxHjLvSJ1
Sat 4 Mar 18:55
2017