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Sandra Harrison
@sharrison71
Dog mad, Saints fan, security working, beagle loving runnner - faster than a tortoise ! 🐶 🏃🏼‍♀️⚽️ • Just Strong: SHARRISON10 for 10 % discount
Followers: 980
Following: 1028
Total tweets sent: 2097
Member since: Sun 07 Apr 2013


Sandra Harrison Latest Tweets

I definitely would not have been safe with a gun. Don’t even arm me with a water pistol 💧 https://t.co/qCnAeI30YK
Fri 23 Feb 10:25
2018
2 & 1/2 years since I left teaching & I still get bad nightmares every now & then 😱😫🤷‍♀️
Fri 23 Feb 10:22
2018
@lewisdevon71 I have now!
Thu 22 Feb 19:43
2018
Working the doors tonight ... it’s bloody freezing 😳 ❄️❄️❄️
Thu 22 Feb 18:59
2018
@bonjourjess @AarrisonHngela Decent
Wed 21 Feb 23:15
2018
@bonjourjess @AarrisonHngela Or we all to spike on a Saturday xxx
Wed 21 Feb 23:14
2018
@bonjourjess @AarrisonHngela Book it! X
Wed 21 Feb 23:13
2018
@AarrisonHngela @bonjourjess Mmm yep that’s what’s putting me off. Running/working out. Doesn’t seem to go well with it.
Wed 21 Feb 23:13
2018
@AarrisonHngela @bonjourjess Or maybe new ink but I’m not sure what I want?
Wed 21 Feb 23:11
2018
@AarrisonHngela @bonjourjess I was going for belly!
Wed 21 Feb 23:09
2018
@bonjourjess 🤣 I was thinking ink no 4 or belly. Nips 🤔 xxx
Wed 21 Feb 23:07
2018
Decision of the month (for March) new ink or belly piercing? #inked #piercing
Wed 21 Feb 23:05
2018
@byrne1324 Yes I love that. 💕 xxx
Wed 21 Feb 22:53
2018
& while we’re on the subject of women v men ... I work out... hard! My boys can all smash out pull ups 💪🏼 I’ve got… https://t.co/m1Ujfq1Duv
Wed 21 Feb 22:45
2018
@themrmatthew They’re never here when I need them 🤔 x
Wed 21 Feb 22:40
2018
Can we just stop with the women are better than men shit now please. Who is going to open my jars of pickled onions if we don’t have men 👍
Wed 21 Feb 22:32
2018
Life might be a competition, but the only person I’m competing with is myself #beatyesterday #beyourbest #life #believe
Wed 21 Feb 19:39
2018
Feel very lucky to have someone who drives me to drink, infuriates me with your snoring & makes a mess because you… https://t.co/TIZmKXq12w
Wed 21 Feb 19:08
2018
@Saint_Mark_211 Ignore them. Tweet whenever you want. I tweet a right load of nonsense to put it politely (Sandra’s… https://t.co/ak3QIWgs57
Wed 21 Feb 08:20
2018
Home from work before midnight - result! 😁💪🏼😴
Tue 20 Feb 23:47
2018
@PorteousStuart It’s a good job she is or she wouldn’t get away with half her mischief!
Mon 19 Feb 20:37
2018
@PorteousStuart Mine just likes having the door open, whether she wants to go out or not- rascal! https://t.co/NATIEX6mJX
Mon 19 Feb 20:08
2018
@bonjourjess Take me & Hattie with you 🐶 xxx
Mon 19 Feb 11:36
2018
Got told by a bloke I work with “You’re a mess. I like you. You’re a nice mess, but you are a mess.” 👍
Mon 19 Feb 11:36
2018
Feeling sorry for myself this morning. Hoping scrambled eggs & orange juice will save me 🙈
Mon 19 Feb 09:02
2018
I never was any good at getting out of my bed early 😳😴☹️
Mon 19 Feb 06:47
2018
I definitely want to climb a mountain, but it has to be covered with grass.
Sun 18 Feb 21:30
2018
Had a a good day today with good family. So lucky 🍀💕😊 xxx
Sun 18 Feb 21:18
2018
@samharrisonnnn I think you mean Wigan 🤔
Sat 17 Feb 22:42
2018
Is there ever a good outcome to an FA Cup draw? https://t.co/Y3trfFvPhv
Sat 17 Feb 20:07
2018
@Saintstepgar Have you had your gait checked? Other than that I’d get a sports massage.
Sat 17 Feb 10:48
2018
Still injured, so today I unpacked my new trainers & signed up for another race ☺️ #running #motivation #fitness https://t.co/bNG393Fg4i
Fri 16 Feb 18:06
2018
I’ve had acupuncture & sports massage this week. Got shock wave therapy next week. Brighton half marathon I’m comin… https://t.co/LEMaksM9cl
Thu 15 Feb 22:28
2018
@Saint_Mark_211 @ArchersDellBoy There’s money to be made in heavy breathing down a phone line 🤣 💵 xxx
Thu 15 Feb 20:19
2018
@JoSaintsJo Nothing wrong with a Pikachu pillow case 🤣
Thu 15 Feb 20:16
2018
Plastic free lent 🙄 good luck with that. What are we supposed to do? Walk around munching fresh apples pretending w… https://t.co/F5rB0vbGO7
Thu 15 Feb 20:13
2018
@Saint_Mark_211 Hope you don’t need 999 it’s a blooming nightmare at ED. Willing you to get better instead! Xxx
Thu 15 Feb 20:01
2018
So I’ve had an email from ‘medium Amanda’ who needs ‘some info from me’ to sort my life out. 🤔 I’m guessing the inf… https://t.co/45bmivCdIo
Thu 15 Feb 18:35
2018
Not quite so in love with my fur baby when she wakes me up early on my day off 😍 🐶 😴 💤 #beagles https://t.co/dYL5AWJFVo
Thu 15 Feb 10:22
2018
My favorite valentine 💕😍 x https://t.co/AfdiqjOREn
Wed 14 Feb 21:34
2018
@bonjourjess A bit of @AarrisonHngela for company 😍 x
Wed 14 Feb 21:09
2018
Valentine’s Day is just making me grumpy. Maybe I should have gone to a church & had ash put on my head instead. #AshWednesday
Wed 14 Feb 20:20
2018
@AarrisonHngela Waste their time looking! 🤣😂🤣
Wed 14 Feb 18:55
2018
@AarrisonHngela & for the record, I told them to look at my Instagram... full of dirty, sweaty pics 🤣 running the c… https://t.co/qf4yqxSRcJ
Wed 14 Feb 18:53
2018
@AarrisonHngela Apparently Valentine’s Day is commercialism... the closest I’ve had to romance today is a stranger asking me to send nudes 😳
Wed 14 Feb 18:47
2018
@AarrisonHngela 🙄🤔 x
Wed 14 Feb 18:44
2018
@AarrisonHngela I’m feeling more ‘Ash Wednesday’ vibes myself ☹️ xxx
Wed 14 Feb 18:40
2018
@AarrisonHngela I’m not loving this new Snapchat update 😔
Wed 14 Feb 09:27
2018
@samharrisonnnn Ok thanks. Think I’m gonna try it next week x
Wed 14 Feb 08:04
2018
Brilliant- so I’ve got the new Snapchat & now I know what everyone’s been moaning about 😳 https://t.co/nUnLxmlJ33
Tue 13 Feb 23:11
2018
Anybody tried shockwave therapy? @samharrisonnnn ?
Tue 13 Feb 23:01
2018
Me: I always regret not learning how to dive into a swimming pool properly. Him:… https://t.co/27EYsgyZ8b
Mon 12 Feb 22:20
2018
This beagle thinks she’s a baby 🐶 #beagles #furbaby https://t.co/zDAH7g9H1i
Mon 12 Feb 21:28
2018
No pain no gain 💪🏼🤕 sports massage hopefully the beginning of my recovery! https://t.co/MllwW1ORHo
Mon 12 Feb 21:03
2018
@PorteousStuart Not great!
Sun 11 Feb 22:17
2018
@PorteousStuart Watching it once was enough 🙈
Sun 11 Feb 22:13
2018
I love Gabbiadini, he must be so cheesed off stuck on the bench. 😔
Sun 11 Feb 18:15
2018
I’m gonna stay in this pub full of Liverpool supporters for the 2nd half, so COME ON SAINTS! #SaintsFC
Sun 11 Feb 17:21
2018
@AsianSaint Thanks xxx
Sun 11 Feb 16:26
2018
So proud of @DHDance_ & her friends 💕 #Talented #Dance #performance #WORK https://t.co/uw1OPTVkot
Sun 11 Feb 14:39
2018
Let’s get 3 points! #SaintsFC https://t.co/EuOaN1ibXy
Sun 11 Feb 14:03
2018
Should have been in Exeter today running a half marathon. Had to miss it due to injury 🤕 Never mind, now I can go t… https://t.co/h3N3LyhoFF
Sun 11 Feb 13:52
2018
A win from the lads would be a great birthday present for @OllieHarrison94 today ⚽️ Happy birthday 🎂 x #SaintsFChttps://t.co/JJVIKaj2FD
Sun 11 Feb 10:49
2018
Sports physio booked for Monday 😀 Boom!💪🏼 break me into pieces, then put me back together #injured #runnerslife #Brightonhalfmarathon
Fri 9 Feb 17:05
2018
A big sweaty workout to some decent music always cheers me up 🏋️‍♀️💪🏼😁 #workoutmotivation #tunes
Fri 9 Feb 12:09
2018
So the earliest I can get an X-ray is Monday 19th 😳 is there any point? 🤔
Fri 9 Feb 11:01
2018
@danceindevon I loved every performance this evening. Well done everyone! I nearly cried a few times! (Must have ha… https://t.co/6IwvyZAd1g
Wed 7 Feb 23:20
2018
Think I should have tied my hair up before I used a glitter bath bomb 🤔 I’ll be going out tonight with sparkly hair 🤣 #lush
Wed 7 Feb 16:51
2018
Spring is going to get expensive. Need to renew my SIA badge & decide if I’m going to buy a new tent for the festiv… https://t.co/IxybBjCicf
Tue 6 Feb 21:41
2018
Well if I can’t run tomorrow I’m gonna have to get this one out for a very long walk! 🐶 https://t.co/yIbIUnV56z
Tue 6 Feb 21:04
2018
@Kevin1rep1 It is cold. It was trying to snow earlier & I got really excited 👀
Tue 6 Feb 18:41
2018
@danceindevon @ExeterNorthcott I've got my ticket. So excited, I can't wait! 😄
Mon 5 Feb 20:12
2018
It’s lovely when you find a sunny spot indoors on a cold afternoon! ❄️🐶💤💕 #beagleshttps://t.co/duwQgdLpK1
Mon 5 Feb 16:10
2018
It’s gonna be a struggle turning this number into a medal. Still injured, waiting for more… https://t.co/hEqlUGYU84
Mon 5 Feb 14:58
2018
@JoSaintsJo Yep I’ve got a decent sports physio I pay to see. Probably a better idea rather than bothering the nhs! X
Sat 3 Feb 19:07
2018
@JoSaintsJo I’ll be walking it at this rate 🙄 it’s just annoying x
Sat 3 Feb 18:51
2018
My ankle is fucked 🙄 shall I even bother trying to get a Drs appointment next week? 3 weeks until Brighton half marathon 😳👍🏃🏼‍♀️ #cheesedoff
Sat 3 Feb 18:38
2018
Not sure how the Halifax can get so excited to tell me my building insurance has gone up over a hundred pounds 😳 wt… https://t.co/raagQ0EM90
Sat 3 Feb 10:19
2018
I’m either not working or 3 people want me at the same time 🙄
Fri 2 Feb 16:12
2018
@kevvie_geeSFC Makes me chuckle every time I see his name on the back of his shirt 😂
Wed 31 Jan 19:01
2018
@romsey_squib Good luck 🍀 I’ve been giving up wine 🍷 for January... I’ve managed 5 days 🙄
Tue 30 Jan 18:31
2018
Put too much hot ginger muscle rub on after my run tonight. Now my legs are on fire🔥 I really should read instructions!😳
Mon 29 Jan 20:46
2018
There’s fa cup games on today & bbc1 are showing bowls while sky sports have got live ping pong 🏓😳 wtf? #FACup
Sat 27 Jan 10:55
2018
#Veganuary
Fri 26 Jan 19:29
2018
Never mind veganuary, I haven’t eaten any meat since I was 12 🙂 🥗🥦🍏🙌
Fri 26 Jan 19:23
2018
@Saint_Mark_211 The only race I’ve ever entered where spectators offered me booze 🍺 🤣
Fri 26 Jan 15:15
2018
@Saint_Mark_211 Love it! I ran it in 2016. Lovely event. Good luck 🍀 x
Fri 26 Jan 15:09
2018
Today was a good day. Managed a little jog with Hattie before work 🐶 Arrived home to find my new… https://t.co/Lsu8ndfQ9I
Thu 25 Jan 20:20
2018
@samharrisonnnn Always happens when it’s a game like that 🙄
Wed 24 Jan 20:48
2018
We’ve been two lazy girls today. She didn’t even wake me up until 10am 🐶💤😍 #beagle #sleepy #girlsinthehouse https://t.co/Vq2mdkTxCi
Wed 24 Jan 18:58
2018
Just realized I’ve put an old shirt on 😳 oh well I’m keeping it on now, it might be lucky 🍀
Sun 21 Jan 14:15
2018
Match day ⚽️ Time to come out to play 🍷 #COYR https://t.co/Z9MH22nBe8
Sun 21 Jan 14:01
2018
I need a cheat day already 😳
Thu 18 Jan 18:49
2018
Wish spring would hurry up so I could wear my new trainers in the sunshine ☀️ 👟 #fitfamhttps://t.co/jM2tEG1DS0
Wed 17 Jan 15:10
2018
@AlysHarrison I’m quite good at chatting shit 💩😬🤣
Wed 17 Jan 12:14
2018
When you can’t find your favorite gym leggings 🙄
Wed 17 Jan 12:11
2018
@AlysHarrison To be fair I think I spent the entire interview thinking ‘wtf does that question even mean?’ Then arg… https://t.co/Bgshlh7MKI
Wed 17 Jan 11:58
2018
So I don’t think I’m very good at interviews 🤔. Interviewer: So why did you leav… https://t.co/t3R6K4nj37
Tue 16 Jan 21:01
2018
Off for a job interview 🙋🏼‍♀️
Tue 16 Jan 12:57
2018
2 power cuts in the last 20 minutes... brilliant! 🙄
Mon 15 Jan 22:35
2018
If I see one more advert for ‘get into teaching’ ‘cause it’s all just shits & giggles. Please do one. 5 years befor… https://t.co/7LTFGeOLUp
Fri 12 Jan 18:26
2018
The lurgy has got me 🤧😩
Thu 11 Jan 10:50
2018
Nothing beats watching a well exercised pooch sleeping 🐶 💕 💤 #beagle https://t.co/fDfevoCehW
Wed 10 Jan 21:50
2018
Ankle too sore to run today, so went for a 7mile dog walk instead. Deferred Exeter 1/2 until… https://t.co/z4nOYPLRJz
Wed 10 Jan 18:34
2018
Just had to defer my place in a race for the first time ever. 😳 boo! Bloody ankle 🙄#runnerproblems #injured
Tue 9 Jan 15:40
2018
Not the way my husband snores! 😳💤🙄 https://t.co/6LAuUfPw8a
Mon 8 Jan 20:24
2018
This weather makes me want to hibernate ❄️
Mon 8 Jan 20:18
2018
Prefer a home game #FACup
Mon 8 Jan 19:17
2018
So my Garmin tells me I’m sleeping for 10 hours a day. 💤 😴 surely that’s not normal 😳 #SleepingBeauty
Mon 8 Jan 16:30
2018
@samharrisonnnn Well he’s gone, for a £142m deal 🤣
Sat 6 Jan 19:46
2018
I’m not gonna chat about football for a bit. Star Wars movie was better than I expected 😍
Fri 5 Jan 22:10
2018
@DHDance_ @exeterdance Wish I could come! ☹️ 💕 xxx
Wed 3 Jan 13:04
2018
@andsardyljos I’m blaming the Buck’s Fizz! 😇
Mon 1 Jan 20:05
2018
Just went to use my oven for the 1st time since Christmas Day & found a tray of stuffing balls I’d forgotten to dis… https://t.co/AmtbdPPVX1
Mon 1 Jan 20:00
2018
Well after that start to the year 2018 can only get better 😳
Mon 1 Jan 11:57
2018
Well I ended the year as the winner of something #weeklystepchallenge https://t.co/FGOoDFu1v8
Mon 1 Jan 11:40
2018
@samharrisonnnn Looking on the bright side, we survived 🎉 x
Sun 31 Dec 18:14
2017
FFS! It’s 6.10pm and the fuckers are letting off fireworks already! STOP ✋😳🐶
Sun 31 Dec 18:13
2017
@samharrisonnnn One of my mates won a grand on that 0 - 0 draw 😲
Sat 30 Dec 21:18
2017
@StuartNewbury Haha no! 😇
Fri 29 Dec 13:28
2017
@StuartNewbury I fell over in a taxi. It wasn’t even moving! 🙄🤣
Fri 29 Dec 13:19
2017
Got the biggest bruise on my foot from Boxing Day 🙄😳🤣 #BoxingDay #injury #injuredrunner #taxijourney https://t.co/HWL3uc1g40
Thu 28 Dec 21:23
2017
@jimmysaint7 No 😳 how did I miss that!
Thu 28 Dec 19:27
2017
What ever happened to watching 'The Great Escape' at Christmas? Bloody love that film! #Christmas #films #memories
Thu 28 Dec 19:20
2017
So the bin men drove up the opposite side of our street and didn’t bother emptying our side. Brilliant @plymouthcc
Thu 28 Dec 16:25
2017
The coop have cracked out the Easter Eggs 😳 oh my goodness 🙄
Thu 28 Dec 15:19
2017
@HaisyDarrison I’ve survived the shower but kept laughing out loud about sharing loo 😂🤣😂
Wed 27 Dec 12:24
2017
Think today I might have to phone out for 🍕 & maybe a dog walker 🙃 #adogisforlifenotjustforchristmas
Wed 27 Dec 12:22
2017
Had such a fun night out! Love my family 💕 #BoxingDay #Boxingday2017 #family #love #partytime https://t.co/jyJpRO0Q3m
Wed 27 Dec 11:46
2017
Looking through last nights Snapchats thinking ‘damn you look good girl’ also thinking probably best I went home when I did! 🤣🥂🎉💕 #BoxingDay
Wed 27 Dec 09:43
2017
Thank fuck the Harry Kane show has finished! 🙄
Tue 26 Dec 14:20
2017
Testing out the Christmas present. I WILL run with Hattie the beagle! 🐶💕🤣 #Christmas2017https://t.co/BS7teW6MxC
Mon 25 Dec 18:36
2017
Happy 21st birthday to my beautiful Christmas Day baby girl & thanks to the midwife who spent her Christmas morning… https://t.co/T7jp7QKIbf
Mon 25 Dec 08:10
2017
@samharrisonnnn I’m on it! 🍾🥂💕🤣 xxx
Sun 24 Dec 19:55
2017
Finished work, presents wrapped, time to get merry this Christmas 🍾🥂🐶 #ChristmasEve https://t.co/QstI8NIhF5
Sun 24 Dec 19:52
2017
@SBelenger 💕🤣
Sat 23 Dec 10:16
2017
Morning 🐶😍💕 https://t.co/t7WHQN02vv
Sat 23 Dec 09:24
2017
Silent night... you must be joking... fam be rolling in all hours, setting off the microwave and crashing about 🎅🎄🍾🥂 #Christmas2017
Fri 22 Dec 19:33
2017
@bonjourjess New year new me coming any minute soon 🤣 xxx
Wed 20 Dec 22:24
2017
Had no work today, so had to put on a Christmas film & open the wine. Let the festive season begin! #Christmas #ChristmasIsComing 🎅
Tue 19 Dec 19:58
2017
#Christmas didn't have my glasses on!🎅🎅🎅 https://t.co/p2uezMqjcS
Tue 19 Dec 19:45
2017
Would it be acceptable to go out drinking at Christmas wearing a onesie to hide your food baby? Asking for a friend 🎄#Chistmas
Tue 19 Dec 18:45
2017
Had such a lovely afternoon. I thought I drank like a fish, but my sister can still drink me under the table! 💕🤣 #love #family
Sun 17 Dec 18:04
2017
@nottherealjon For once she’s not squashing someone 🐶 https://t.co/QMjMdNzVpH
Tue 12 Dec 20:38
2017
Just spent over an hour filling out a job application on line, then failed to get past the ‘right to work in this c… https://t.co/YnU4LOC8oP
Mon 11 Dec 21:46
2017
So for Christmas Santa’s bringing me my p45 thanks a lot you bunch of fucking 🐍🐍🐍 #Christmas
Mon 11 Dec 10:42
2017
@lisalaatona No snow in Plymouth apart from on the moors 🙄
Sun 10 Dec 16:33
2017
Match day coyr ⚽️ https://t.co/m1ImFYR06i
Sun 10 Dec 12:01
2017
Toff - she’s bonkers, but I like her. Hope she wins #ImACelebrity
Fri 8 Dec 21:41
2017
Getting pestered by people to ‘represent my clothing line’ on my IG account. Yep thanks I’m good. Cheers anyway 👍
Fri 8 Dec 21:08
2017
@StuartNewbury I was involved in the close of the shop I work in yesterday. Not pleasant at all. Good luck 🍀
Fri 8 Dec 09:11
2017
Where the fuck do all the iPhone chargers even go? Pissed off with buying new ones cause mine get robbed 😤
Thu 7 Dec 07:18
2017
Why are the police sat in a speed camera van on my morning commute. I barely get out of 2nd gear 👀
Wed 6 Dec 08:25
2017
Had my window installation delayed 4 times, the shop I work in shuts on Thursday & I’m working as security @ a Liam… https://t.co/aLopawzWtL
Tue 5 Dec 19:45
2017
& someone just decided to have a go, swearing at me in the mall 😳#charming #Plymouth #Christmas
Tue 5 Dec 14:39
2017
@samharrisonnnn Sorry I’ll stop talking 🙊💩🐍
Mon 4 Dec 10:27
2017
@idolisingelisha Go back & try again. Make sure you say how you really feel 💕 xxx
Sat 2 Dec 19:48
2017
How do you avoid getting cramp in your butt cheeks when rowing? Asking for a friend. 😬
Sat 2 Dec 15:46
2017
Why would you go to the gym with a full face of make up & your hair done to walk on the treadmill? Baffling 👏👏👏
Sat 2 Dec 13:58
2017
@lisalaatona Same 🤣
Thu 30 Nov 19:42
2017
If God is watching me stumble my way through my life, I do hope I’m entertaining with all my mini dramas 🙌
Wed 29 Nov 22:11
2017
@samharrisonnnn Bit rubbish ☹️
Wed 29 Nov 22:07
2017
So many 🐍🐍🐍 it’s difficult to see who real 👀
Wed 29 Nov 19:35
2017
Never ready to go to bed, never want to get up in the morning #nightowl
Tue 28 Nov 22:47
2017
Ready for the party season now I think 🥂 😍 https://t.co/J9YB1oS1wC
Tue 28 Nov 21:54
2017
@HaisyDarrison One of your 5 a day surely 🤣
Tue 28 Nov 12:23
2017
@bonjourjess but I’ll let him have another chance for @AarrisonHngela sake 🤣 https://t.co/Ty7AGuTRac
Tue 28 Nov 08:56
2017
Everyone going on about a day off for the royal wedding... 🥂I’ve got 3 jobs with zero hours contracts- if I don’t w… https://t.co/zAHYZwP4Mj
Mon 27 Nov 21:20
2017
@bonjourjess Colin fucked me up last Christmas 😳
Mon 27 Nov 16:53
2017
@samharrisonnnn Getting silly now 🤡
Sun 26 Nov 20:59
2017
@samharrisonnnn 🤣
Sun 26 Nov 20:58
2017
@samharrisonnnn Some people’s eyebrows are bigger than their personality
Sun 26 Nov 20:53
2017
@Georgina___49 Smash it! 💪🏼 x
Sun 26 Nov 20:47
2017
Ordered a salad for lunch, then stole my husbands chips 🙃 https://t.co/6CeddnUi3E
Sun 26 Nov 14:23
2017
I’ve been to the shop 3 times to buy coffee. Do I have any fresh coffee ☕️ this morning? No I do not! 🙄
Sun 26 Nov 09:47
2017
Oh my Christmas films on tv already 👀
Sat 25 Nov 15:20
2017
Watching people walk past our shop struggling to carry all the random shit they’ve bought. 🤣
Fri 24 Nov 14:39
2017
I’m never gonna get comfortably financed working on minimum wage, yet when I work for more money the tax man rinses me 😫 can’t win!
Wed 22 Nov 22:10
2017
Got some new work lined up! Always hustling 🙃
Tue 21 Nov 23:39
2017
Bloke on the the bank fraud line: your answers need to be yes or no.… https://t.co/19qccbpH4J
Tue 21 Nov 16:17
2017
& now some fucker is hacking my bank account. Of course the bank I went to is ‘closed for refurbishment’. Fuck me life!
Tue 21 Nov 14:20
2017
Everything I try to get done atm ends up in a mess. I even put my clothes on back to front this morning 😳
Tue 21 Nov 08:22
2017
Wish afternoon naps were allowed at work 😴 💤
Mon 20 Nov 13:57
2017
Been spoilt by the house next door being empty for months. Neighbors moved in yesterday & already they’re pissing m… https://t.co/mmwzhBUxwd
Sat 18 Nov 18:33
2017
People with fireworks, can you just stop now FFS! 👀👍🐶
Sat 18 Nov 18:25
2017
I LOVE dogs 🐶 but when did it become a thing to just wander casually into shops with your pooch?
Fri 17 Nov 17:43
2017