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Sandra Harrison
@sharrison71
Dog mad, Saints fan, security working, beagle loving runnner - faster than a tortoise!
Followers: 866
Following: 837
Total tweets sent: 1944
Member since: Sun 07 Apr 2013


Sandra Harrison Latest Tweets

Just spent over an hour filling out a job application on line, then failed to get past the โ€˜right to work in this cโ€ฆ https://t.co/YnU4LOC8oP
Mon 11 Dec 21:46
2017
So for Christmas Santaโ€™s bringing me my p45 thanks a lot you bunch of fucking ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ #Christmas
Mon 11 Dec 10:42
2017
@lisalaatona No snow in Plymouth apart from on the moors ๐Ÿ™„
Sun 10 Dec 16:33
2017
Match day coyr โšฝ๏ธ https://t.co/m1ImFYR06i
Sun 10 Dec 12:01
2017
Toff - sheโ€™s bonkers, but I like her. Hope she wins #ImACelebrity
Fri 8 Dec 21:41
2017
Getting pestered by people to โ€˜represent my clothing lineโ€™ on my IG account. Yep thanks Iโ€™m good. Cheers anyway ๐Ÿ‘
Fri 8 Dec 21:08
2017
@StuartNewbury I was involved in the close of the shop I work in yesterday. Not pleasant at all. Good luck ๐Ÿ€
Fri 8 Dec 09:11
2017
Where the fuck do all the iPhone chargers even go? Pissed off with buying new ones cause mine get robbed ๐Ÿ˜ค
Thu 7 Dec 07:18
2017
Why are the police sat in a speed camera van on my morning commute. I barely get out of 2nd gear ๐Ÿ‘€
Wed 6 Dec 08:25
2017
Had my window installation delayed 4 times, the shop I work in shuts on Thursday & Iโ€™m working as security @ a Liamโ€ฆ https://t.co/aLopawzWtL
Tue 5 Dec 19:45
2017
& someone just decided to have a go, swearing at me in the mall ๐Ÿ˜ณ#charming #Plymouth #Christmas
Tue 5 Dec 14:39
2017
@samharrisonnnn Sorry Iโ€™ll stop talking ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ
Mon 4 Dec 10:27
2017
@idolisingelisha Go back & try again. Make sure you say how you really feel ๐Ÿ’• xxx
Sat 2 Dec 19:48
2017
How do you avoid getting cramp in your butt cheeks when rowing? Asking for a friend. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Sat 2 Dec 15:46
2017
Why would you go to the gym with a full face of make up & your hair done to walk on the treadmill? Baffling ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Sat 2 Dec 13:58
2017
@lisalaatona Same ๐Ÿคฃ
Thu 30 Nov 19:42
2017
If God is watching me stumble my way through my life, I do hope Iโ€™m entertaining with all my mini dramas ๐Ÿ™Œ
Wed 29 Nov 22:11
2017
@samharrisonnnn Bit rubbish โ˜น๏ธ
Wed 29 Nov 22:07
2017
So many ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ itโ€™s difficult to see who real ๐Ÿ‘€
Wed 29 Nov 19:35
2017
Never ready to go to bed, never want to get up in the morning #nightowl
Tue 28 Nov 22:47
2017
Ready for the party season now I think ๐Ÿฅ‚ ๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/J9YB1oS1wC
Tue 28 Nov 21:54
2017
@HaisyDarrison One of your 5 a day surely ๐Ÿคฃ
Tue 28 Nov 12:23
2017
@bonjourjess but Iโ€™ll let him have another chance for @AarrisonHngela sake ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/Ty7AGuTRac
Tue 28 Nov 08:56
2017
Everyone going on about a day off for the royal wedding... ๐Ÿฅ‚Iโ€™ve got 3 jobs with zero hours contracts- if I donโ€™t wโ€ฆ https://t.co/zAHYZwP4Mj
Mon 27 Nov 21:20
2017
@bonjourjess Colin fucked me up last Christmas ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Mon 27 Nov 16:53
2017
@samharrisonnnn Getting silly now ๐Ÿคก
Sun 26 Nov 20:59
2017
@samharrisonnnn ๐Ÿคฃ
Sun 26 Nov 20:58
2017
@samharrisonnnn Some peopleโ€™s eyebrows are bigger than their personality
Sun 26 Nov 20:53
2017
@Georgina___49 Smash it! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ x
Sun 26 Nov 20:47
2017
Ordered a salad for lunch, then stole my husbands chips ๐Ÿ™ƒ https://t.co/6CeddnUi3E
Sun 26 Nov 14:23
2017
Iโ€™ve been to the shop 3 times to buy coffee. Do I have any fresh coffee โ˜•๏ธ this morning? No I do not! ๐Ÿ™„
Sun 26 Nov 09:47
2017
Oh my Christmas films on tv already ๐Ÿ‘€
Sat 25 Nov 15:20
2017
Watching people walk past our shop struggling to carry all the random shit theyโ€™ve bought. ๐Ÿคฃ
Fri 24 Nov 14:39
2017
Iโ€™m never gonna get comfortably financed working on minimum wage, yet when I work for more money the tax man rinses me ๐Ÿ˜ซ canโ€™t win!
Wed 22 Nov 22:10
2017
Got some new work lined up! Always hustling ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Tue 21 Nov 23:39
2017
Bloke on the the bank fraud line: your answers need to be yes or no.โ€ฆ https://t.co/19qccbpH4J
Tue 21 Nov 16:17
2017
& now some fucker is hacking my bank account. Of course the bank I went to is โ€˜closed for refurbishmentโ€™. Fuck me life!
Tue 21 Nov 14:20
2017
Everything I try to get done atm ends up in a mess. I even put my clothes on back to front this morning ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Tue 21 Nov 08:22
2017
Wish afternoon naps were allowed at work ๐Ÿ˜ด ๐Ÿ’ค
Mon 20 Nov 13:57
2017
Been spoilt by the house next door being empty for months. Neighbors moved in yesterday & already theyโ€™re pissing mโ€ฆ https://t.co/mmwzhBUxwd
Sat 18 Nov 18:33
2017
People with fireworks, can you just stop now FFS! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿถ
Sat 18 Nov 18:25
2017
I LOVE dogs ๐Ÿถ but when did it become a thing to just wander casually into shops with your pooch?
Fri 17 Nov 17:43
2017
My talents have no end! ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„Bargains to be had in Plymouth Sweatshop today. #Plymouth #Christmas #Shopping https://t.co/9kF614hfYH
Fri 17 Nov 11:15
2017
So much wrong with the world I donโ€™t even know where to begin my rant #Questiontime
Thu 16 Nov 22:57
2017
Searching for a new dress online. I wouldnโ€™t leave the bedroom in half of these! ๐Ÿ‘€
Thu 16 Nov 20:10
2017
@tbhjuststop Nothing wrong with that! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’•
Thu 16 Nov 10:38
2017
All the grand children Iโ€™ll ever wish for ๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/0eKGNRkFYA
Wed 15 Nov 20:03
2017
Nah, I say it as loud as possible ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/IW6EuKZJr7
Wed 15 Nov 20:00
2017
When your tasteโ€™s 1st class but your budgetโ€™s economy #life https://t.co/5AX8oFrBha
Tue 14 Nov 19:53
2017
I wish I could get paid for working out in the gym all day & going out to restaurants all evening #life ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
Tue 14 Nov 18:01
2017
Why does everything thatโ€™s โ€œgood for youโ€™ taste like absolute poop ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™„ https://t.co/snOWjVfSTb
Tue 14 Nov 14:15
2017
Meet your 2017 Celebrity Campmates! https://t.co/kA0pP4C8dp via @imacelebrity
Tue 14 Nov 14:08
2017
@AMAZlNGNATURE Hattie would jump in ๐Ÿ’•
Mon 13 Nov 16:15
2017
Letโ€™s go old school... shut the clubs at 2am ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/xDZL3N0SEo
Sun 12 Nov 21:29
2017
ยฃ7.20 to park my car in a nhs hospital car park. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Sun 12 Nov 21:25
2017
Doing some Christmas shopping online. I ain't paying for no postage charges! ๐ŸŽ… https://t.co/04KtHtx3dt
Sun 12 Nov 20:11
2017
@AarrisonHngela Challenge accepted ๐Ÿ†
Fri 10 Nov 14:01
2017
Just turned up for work an hour too early #foolish ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ
Fri 10 Nov 12:03
2017
I was definitely the beer pong champion one year ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ I just canโ€™t remember which year it was ๐Ÿค”#BeeryChristmas
Fri 10 Nov 10:26
2017
@OllieHarrison94 Itโ€™s ok. Weโ€™re moving forward. Making plans for the future. ๐Ÿ’• xxx Daisyโ€™s coming next weekend ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ
Thu 9 Nov 23:44
2017
Dear Lord please do not send me difficult people to deal with at work today. I donโ€™t have the patience ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Thu 9 Nov 11:22
2017
@Saint_Mark_211 @IJSaintsFC *off ๐Ÿคฃnow Iโ€™ve made a typo ๐Ÿค”
Tue 7 Nov 22:13
2017
@Saint_Mark_211 @IJSaintsFC My names Sandra ๐Ÿคฃbut Iโ€™ll let you my lovely ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚xxx
Tue 7 Nov 22:12
2017
@IJSaintsFC @Saint_Mark_211 Life can be so rubbish. I just wish everyone could live without pain. X
Tue 7 Nov 22:09
2017
Lifeโ€™s really beginning to get on my nerves now ๐Ÿ˜ค https://t.co/NWIih1Kpl7
Mon 6 Nov 16:40
2017
Just realized the last time I had a week off work was back in March ๐Ÿ˜ณ No wonder Iโ€™m so knackered!
Sat 4 Nov 11:37
2017
Went into Sainsburyโ€™s to buy peanut m & mโ€™s, came out with grapes ๐Ÿ‡. How did that even happen?
Thu 2 Nov 10:55
2017
Waking up in the morning thinking โ€˜when can I have a little nap?โ€™๐Ÿ˜ด
Thu 2 Nov 07:53
2017
@AarrisonHngela Theyโ€™re gonna get whisked away to a safe house ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚x
Wed 1 Nov 20:55
2017
Good luck on your nights out @Angelaharrison This is the secret word to say to bar staff if you feel in danger https://t.co/eDqDTUtysW
Wed 1 Nov 20:25
2017
Forever saying: I donโ€™t believe it. Nobody could be that stupid. *Does it myself ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Wed 1 Nov 11:23
2017
Got paid a bonus & paid it straight back in tax & ni ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Wed 1 Nov 08:59
2017
If @realDonaldTrump thinks America has fake news, try living in Britain. Fake news, bullshit, propaganda & missing news.
Tue 31 Oct 21:50
2017
If itโ€™s Halloween tomorrow can I be an evil witch at work all day?๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฆ‡ #Halloween2017
Mon 30 Oct 21:35
2017
@St_Burridge For once my beagleโ€™s had a big lie in. Perhaps she knew! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
Sun 29 Oct 07:48
2017
Halloween is one day -31st October . Itโ€™s not Halloween week!
Sat 28 Oct 22:32
2017
Anyone out in Bristol beware; there are three blind mice on the loose ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ
Fri 27 Oct 22:34
2017
Canโ€™t wait for โ€˜canโ€™t remember Novemberโ€™. I canโ€™t remember most of the โ€˜90โ€™s or what I did last week ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Fri 27 Oct 22:20
2017
Why is nothing in my life ever straight forward? ๐Ÿ’ฉ https://t.co/8VzgM6R1MU
Thu 26 Oct 12:20
2017
Canโ€™t sleep โ€˜cause Iโ€™m plotting revenge ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Wed 25 Oct 23:17
2017
So the Army might take me ... #jobseeking
Wed 25 Oct 20:25
2017
Seriously searching for a new job, but I've had so many careers I don't know what to try next?!
Wed 25 Oct 19:59
2017
After today I think Iโ€™m gonna start searching for a new job #changeisgood https://t.co/CA3KwZjtCm
Wed 25 Oct 17:39
2017
ยฃ20 size 10 skinny jeans from Next; shocking baggy fit. ยฃ49 skinny jeans from Levi; amazing ๐Ÿ˜‰ Never going cheap on jeans again #Levi
Wed 25 Oct 17:33
2017
Waiting for my favourite drama atm. Sunday nights ๐Ÿ˜Thank you @BBC loving โ€˜The last postโ€™ #drama #entertainment #SundayFunday
Sun 22 Oct 20:56
2017
Sunday should be a day of rest
Sun 22 Oct 09:51
2017
I think Iโ€™m more into Halloween than I am bonfire night. The Guy Fawkes story is too disturbing ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Sat 21 Oct 23:27
2017
๐Ÿ˜ขLogged into now tv - willing to pay to watch the match on Sky - then realised it was on BT...fool!
Sat 21 Oct 17:32
2017
When youโ€™re too ill for work, but youโ€™re on a zero hours contract so you turn up anyway. https://t.co/O3lT7TZrNK
Thu 19 Oct 17:41
2017
@charseymour4 Perfect ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฃ
Thu 19 Oct 15:05
2017
@charseymour4 I left it on overnight โ€˜cause I didnโ€™t read the instructions ๐Ÿ˜†
Thu 19 Oct 15:03
2017
So many cute outfits in mothercare today. Even had a snoopy one ๐Ÿ˜
Thu 19 Oct 15:01
2017
Never mind space travel, how about living on planet earth pain free from life โ€˜til death. How about working on that!
Tue 17 Oct 22:46
2017
The smell of fresh coffee on itโ€™s way in the morning saves me โ˜•๏ธ #Coffee
Tue 17 Oct 07:28
2017
@OllieHarrison94 Keep going ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ’• xxx
Mon 16 Oct 17:23
2017
Is the Pope watching the match? ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/iMPBjpBtsY
Sun 15 Oct 16:33
2017
So according to my Garmin I slept for 13 hours last night ๐Ÿคฃ think I was a bit tired ๐Ÿ˜“ #garmin
Sun 15 Oct 16:31
2017
@HaisyDarrison Do it! ๐Ÿ’•
Tue 10 Oct 21:47
2017
Remember you are loved ๐Ÿ’• #MentalHealthAwarenessDay https://t.co/GGjzm020QW
Tue 10 Oct 21:20
2017
Mon 9 Oct 21:00
2017
@samharrisonnnn It goes back in the machine I think ๐Ÿค”
Sat 7 Oct 21:04
2017
When a customer enters as youโ€™re trying to close... https://t.co/eHzElhUnVu
Wed 4 Oct 18:12
2017
Oh well ๐Ÿ˜” no London marathon place for me ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜• #LondonMarathon #ballot
Wed 4 Oct 16:46
2017
The world is full of idiots & all I want to do is go running, make gains ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ& walk my beagle ๐Ÿถ#simplelife
Fri 29 Sep 20:39
2017
I feel the sudden need to buy a motor home ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Tue 26 Sep 23:44
2017
Just knocked a cactus over & tried to catch it with my fingers ๐ŸŒต shouting 'fuck' on repeat ๐Ÿ˜ณ https://t.co/CO7GNpLS53
Sun 24 Sep 12:29
2017
An electric toothbrush - the most amazing thing I've ever paid loads of money for!
Sun 24 Sep 02:36
2017
@HaisyDarrison Spoiled dog ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’•
Sun 24 Sep 02:22
2017
I believe in getting your money's worth but doing your shopping wearing your graduation gown & hat ๐Ÿ‘€ only in Plymouth
Thu 21 Sep 13:52
2017
Going to the dentist freaks me out enough, but the dental nurse's fake eyelashes kept making me think of big ๐Ÿ•ท ๐Ÿ˜ณ #fear #fake #spiders
Wed 20 Sep 15:24
2017
Apart from the nice, genuine ones that I like a lot... https://t.co/a5AX6l7MAe
Tue 19 Sep 20:18
2017
@blondiesaint Got myself a cheap new frying pan though ๐Ÿ‘
Sun 17 Sep 19:07
2017
You know the students have arrived in town when there's young people wandering around Tesco with no shoes on!
Sun 17 Sep 19:04
2017
Can't even manage a cheat day pasty... had to go for a cheese, broccoli & sweet corn one so it was kinda healthy ๐ŸŒฝ
Sun 17 Sep 12:44
2017
I've run out of allergy tablets & tried to use my beagle as a pillow tonight ... https://t.co/9yONRY22NN
Sat 16 Sep 02:37
2017
@SarahBeaumontt Yep ๐Ÿ˜ขbut we've been told we will still have a job. x
Fri 15 Sep 19:02
2017
& finally after 9 days I have a day off tomorrow! Yaay!!! ๐Ÿ˜œ https://t.co/ePBy6WjlJo
Fri 15 Sep 18:50
2017
I've never worked on the closedown of a store before. I can tell it's going to take every tiny bit of patience I caโ€ฆ https://t.co/XwLg30UTQv
Thu 14 Sep 21:04
2017
Destiny's Child- I'm A survivor (with pics) life goes on... keep on trying ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ https://t.co/dUQFCA9Bhb
Wed 13 Sep 19:37
2017
I don't care what flavour crisps you like. I just don't care ๐Ÿ™„
Tue 12 Sep 23:07
2017
To think that before the match I joked about 'who's going to get sent off tonight?' Oh dear Plymouth Argyle ๐Ÿ˜ณ"what another one?"
Tue 12 Sep 22:59
2017
@AarrisonHngela Glad you're having fun. ๐Ÿ’• xx
Sat 9 Sep 08:20
2017
Booked another half marathon. Whoops ๐Ÿ™„
Thu 7 Sep 10:13
2017
And ... a bit of my filling has fallen out ๐Ÿ˜ซshall I phone the dentist? Nah - I'll open a bottle of wine ๐Ÿท
Tue 5 Sep 15:54
2017
@jeremycorbyn Not me ๐Ÿ˜€ I've left the profession.
Tue 5 Sep 14:57
2017
For years I thought you had to use every number in 'countdown'. Couldn't ever get the answer correct. ๐Ÿ˜ณ #countdown
Tue 5 Sep 14:54
2017
The awkward moment when you go to pay for your shopping & you've left your purse at home ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Mon 4 Sep 12:25
2017
@nottherealjon @amyclare95 That's what I said! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒง๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘
Sun 3 Sep 20:14
2017
@amyclare95 Went for a 10k run in it with my son this morning. A co op van created a tsunami ๐ŸŒŠ but we kept going ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผboom!
Sun 3 Sep 19:30
2017
I've done 25 thousand steps today & my watch still beeped at me to move! Leave me alone you monster ๐Ÿ˜‰
Sat 2 Sep 22:25
2017
Discovered if my ๐Ÿถcomes with me on the Brittany ferry she might have to stay in the ๐Ÿš— no one leaves a beagle in their car alone #bonkers
Sat 2 Sep 20:58
2017
Don't think I like people, but I just want to travel the world with my beagle... avoiding people ๐Ÿถ๐ŸŒŽ
Sat 2 Sep 20:53
2017
Owner of the local health food shop just said 'every time I see you I think you're Polish' what's that supposed to mean?
Sat 2 Sep 14:32
2017
Not even 9am and the queue of people with their children outside Clarks is huge ๐Ÿ‘€
Thu 31 Aug 09:09
2017
@sianbrotherton Don't do it. Colin fucked me up at Christmas ๐ŸŽ„ it definitely wasn't the ๐Ÿท
Wed 30 Aug 15:27
2017
Well I won't be running Plymouth half then. Just realised it's the same weekend as Hope 24! ๐Ÿ˜ณ#hope24
Wed 30 Aug 15:25
2017
Arrh! Every time I think I've decided which new running watch I want to buy, I can't find it! ๐Ÿ™„#garmin
Tue 29 Aug 18:30
2017
Worked straight through the bank holiday. Now got a day off. Managing to get smashed & sort out loads of business ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘ that's multi-tasking!๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ
Tue 29 Aug 17:35
2017
Having such a productive day ๐Ÿ‘Š ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ‘
Tue 29 Aug 17:27
2017
I'm never going to Spain...I'm allergic to Spanish wine ๐Ÿ˜‚
Tue 29 Aug 15:50
2017
Just drove past a man, walking along shouting, swinging a fence post around. Must be a bank holiday ๐Ÿ˜‚#BankHolidaySunday #drunks
Sun 27 Aug 19:25
2017
Don't know why some people drink. They just irritate each other, argue & moan to the security. It's not our fault you're not loving life! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Sun 27 Aug 00:16
2017
I need a road trip ...
Fri 25 Aug 22:46
2017
The closest I'm gonna get to a holiday this summer is going to Lidl & pretending I'm in another country ๐Ÿ˜•โ€ฆ https://t.co/8sxWAZWSTq
Fri 25 Aug 20:14
2017
1st that bloke in space 'ran' the London Marathon. Now I get an email; run the Great North Run without going to Newcastle. Already done it.
Thu 24 Aug 22:02
2017
@MorrisBeale Yes. The tickets are my sons @OllieHarrison94
Tue 22 Aug 17:07
2017
Anyone want 2 tickets for Reading festival ยฃ400? #readingfestival
Sat 19 Aug 19:26
2017
Survived working 12 days straight ๐Ÿ˜œonly to see bad press about Boardmasters. Please... behave local press!
Mon 14 Aug 22:47
2017
Hope you're having a great away day @OllieHarrison94 & @samharrisonnnn Good result! โšฝ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿš
Sat 5 Aug 17:54
2017
@amerali Just didn't know what the rules are.
Sat 5 Aug 11:08
2017
Did Mo Step off the track? Debating at home about what's allowed.
Fri 4 Aug 22:39
2017
@samharrisonnnn @OllieHarrison94 @HaisyDarrison anyone want to come & smash their shins with me? https://t.co/sywOw0HDC3
Wed 2 Aug 14:02
2017
I'm doing this @AarrisonHngela Check out "PCR TT - OCTOBER SWCP FUNDRAISER" https://t.co/I9H9BFslvY via @EventbriteUK
Wed 2 Aug 13:54
2017
I'm going to "PCR TT - OCTOBER SWCP FUNDRAISER". See you there? https://t.co/sDUKP0i7Kz via @EventbriteUK
Wed 2 Aug 13:26
2017
Why do horse flies love me so much & why is my body reacting so badly to the bites?
Sun 30 Jul 20:44
2017
Why do all the females on instagram look like they have big butts & no waist... ffs love you're not a wasp!
Sat 29 Jul 17:24
2017
Vote Now โ€“ The Herald City and Waterfront Awards https://t.co/HSayAQwwUu Please vote for us here at 'Sweatshop' please!
Sat 29 Jul 09:12
2017
Why do days off go so fast? ๐Ÿ™„
Wed 26 Jul 16:58
2017
& now he's asking me for directions...ffs! Buy a sat nav!
Mon 24 Jul 17:41
2017
Me in a taxi: I wouldn't drive this way. Driver: Are you a taxi though.
Mon 24 Jul 17:35
2017
Had a great time in Brighton, now I've realized I didn't even take one photo ๐Ÿ™„not like me at all!
Mon 24 Jul 15:32
2017
Does anyone think 'resting your eyes' works? 'Cause 3 hours sleep was not enough for me last night ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ด
Sun 23 Jul 13:33
2017
Just got a glimpse is St Mary"s as we went through Southampton. Need to get to a game or two this season! โšฝ๏ธ
Sun 23 Jul 12:38
2017
Is it acceptable to use your hair straighteners on a train? They have supplied an electric socket! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
Sun 23 Jul 10:34
2017
On a train after 3 hours sleep & there's a foreign woman who won't stop talking. PLEASE SHUT UP I NEED SOME SLEEP ๐Ÿ˜ด
Sun 23 Jul 08:40
2017
Maybe not 'fight me' but 'd'you want some?' ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/S1a5nyqL2y
Tue 18 Jul 13:50
2017
I hate flying ant day...yuk! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Mon 17 Jul 17:41
2017
Off to Exeter #inflatable5k
Sun 16 Jul 09:28
2017
How can HM revenue & customs keep screwing up my tax so badly ๐Ÿ˜ณ https://t.co/WLNh2o3CeS
Sat 15 Jul 17:16
2017
Giving your toddler your iPhone to shut them up is as bad as giving an obese child a take away to shut them up. Please don't...the end!
Fri 14 Jul 18:36
2017
My happiest day of the year is Christmas Day; it's the only day of the year all of my family get a day off! #happiestdayoftheyear #family
Fri 14 Jul 16:58
2017
Collecting my car after it's service. "We haven't washed it yet. Would you like to take it as it is?" No my friend, I'll wait, bring coffee!
Thu 13 Jul 12:55
2017
@AarrisonHngela Nah! I punch them in the beak ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ
Thu 13 Jul 09:23
2017