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simon leason
@simon_leason
my views are mostly other people's.
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Member since: Tue 21 Feb 2012


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Cross between Bobby Ewing and Woy https://t.co/R6UnuP38DV
Tue 12 Dec 09:03
2017
@mikeparry8 Shouldn’t fiddle with nature
Tue 12 Dec 08:59
2017
@romancoin1uk Oxo played well tho I thought. Be hard for him to get a run in the team
Mon 11 Dec 01:53
2017
@romancoin1uk None of them showed a derby passion
Sun 10 Dec 21:28
2017
You can see why Pep booted out hart.
Sun 10 Dec 18:18
2017
Derby day my arse. Too many foreigners these days. #Sky can build it up all they want it both games have no feel of a derby.
Sun 10 Dec 18:14
2017
@SkySportsStatto @SkySportsPL @ManCity @ManUtd @NoelGallagher Creeps #cringe
Sun 10 Dec 16:44
2017
Well done lovren 👍 😂😂
Sun 10 Dec 15:50
2017
Lots of dandruff coming from that anfield crowd #scumbags
Sun 10 Dec 15:21
2017
@FreshSaints Not sure he has the desire or fight. He seems happy just floating around. Never seen him really push himself on
Sun 10 Dec 15:04
2017
@btsportfootball @btsport https://t.co/3WlqI4dH41
Sun 10 Dec 14:58
2017
I like the new look back 3, all 3 were solid and cover wing backs well. Stevens is too good not to feature. Hojbje… https://t.co/aDeDMhguJU
Sun 10 Dec 14:22
2017
Very annoying that we couldn’t hold on again. Would have taken a point and we played well so plenty of positives #saintsfc
Sun 10 Dec 14:10
2017
Oh shut up wenger you moaning old bastard #saintsfc
Sun 10 Dec 14:08
2017
Get that Redmond off
Sun 10 Dec 12:31
2017
That Lino doesn’t look real #saintsfc
Sun 10 Dec 12:29
2017
Even Benali n Sutton suggesting the MP isn’t sure what he’s doing
Sun 10 Dec 11:52
2017
MP’s method of team selection #saintsfc https://t.co/w5ZdSMLbYN
Sun 10 Dec 11:49
2017
That Benteke penalty was 💩. If you’re gonna demand you take it against orders you’ve gotta smash it in
Sun 10 Dec 08:25
2017
I want #snow
Sun 10 Dec 08:15
2017
Nice finish from the Newcastle fella
Sun 10 Dec 08:13
2017
Hope I’m wrong but I really can’t see us getting anything today, unless AFC have an off day #saintsfc 🔴⚪️🔴
Sun 10 Dec 07:47
2017
@Saintsforever24 What’s MP’s reason then?
Sat 9 Dec 19:10
2017
Puel’s Leicester play so much more positive than puel’s Southampton team.Was puel n now MP forced to play this negative style... #saintsfc
Sat 9 Dec 18:52
2017
Jermaine ‘Van Basten’ Defoe 👏👏 https://t.co/HiImDBcSgf
Sat 9 Dec 16:46
2017
They need to get McNulty on the case #TheWire https://t.co/Y33z0iH3oH
Sat 9 Dec 08:08
2017
You got the Ashes n champions league going on but they didn’t bother paying for it, so don’t mention it in headline… https://t.co/MnHPMNTZKS
Fri 8 Dec 19:58
2017
@wbarber10 I scored a back heel half volley once, I’ve never seen him do that. He’s a fraud
Fri 8 Dec 19:48
2017
@SAINTSINFRANCE @ryanbertrand3 Nice one Robbie 👍
Fri 8 Dec 19:46
2017
@wbarber10 Too many trouble makers who love being offended out there these days. Seems to be the fashion and it’s getting worse.
Fri 8 Dec 19:44
2017
SSN is truly shite these days. Spending all day banging on about derby Sunday and explaining how many countries wor… https://t.co/GziT7hH0kC
Fri 8 Dec 19:37
2017
@wbarber10 That could explain the look of horror in the morning 😂😂
Fri 8 Dec 12:15
2017
@wbarber10 That explains it. I’ve been drugged loads of times, probably every time now I think of it 😂
Fri 8 Dec 10:47
2017
I am currently 1339th in the Leaderboard for the 2017-18 Season! Fancy your chances? Head to https://t.co/FX8rZow9Ws
Wed 6 Dec 19:44
2017
Jo Roots totally deluded if he thinks England are still ‘massively ‘ in this series #ashes
Wed 6 Dec 07:40
2017
Has rain stopped play.. just got up expecting to see England batting as it only started a few hours ago with 6wickets left #Ashes
Wed 6 Dec 05:35
2017
Watching #Anchorman . Love Farrell films and one of my all time to 10.
Tue 5 Dec 20:20
2017
Sometimes people are just bloody good at what the do 👏👏 https://t.co/IFTt6F6Ld1
Tue 5 Dec 14:27
2017
Could be a mistake from the Aussies, don’t understand why teams don’t enforce the follow on, they’ve given England… https://t.co/lkFcmX96u5
Tue 5 Dec 05:35
2017
Come on England, plenty of time so no silly shots. Just don’t get out n the runs will take care of themselves #Ashes
Tue 5 Dec 05:31
2017
@SkySportsNews @WBA He’s been hypnotised into never having a haircut
Mon 4 Dec 21:37
2017
England taken 18wickets in 3 innings compared to 30wickets from the Aussies, there’s part of the problem, the other is we can’t bat! #Ashes
Mon 4 Dec 08:59
2017
@SouthamptonFC @chazaustin10 Sounds like he’s only just discovered that Austin can score goals.. worrying 🤔
Mon 4 Dec 08:46
2017
Can’t believe they’ve given up the #Ashes after 1 1/2 tests. Disgraceful attitude instead for showing some fight. M… https://t.co/j459Ywpxg5
Mon 4 Dec 06:13
2017
@fatscummer @EmmaEFarmer Ant n Dec
Sun 3 Dec 20:58
2017
Watching ‘love actually ‘ with the family. Nice xmas film
Sun 3 Dec 19:36
2017
@SouthamptonFC MP is so naive... he’s no idea still about his best team. Play 442 with Gabbi n Austin up front n we… https://t.co/bhjw3RGew1
Sun 3 Dec 18:24
2017
Hope the #fa have told WH they’re not allowed to defend, cos pep won’t like it and will start ranting at their players
Sun 3 Dec 15:33
2017
Two points dropped #saintsfc
Sun 3 Dec 15:20
2017
Will we concede another late one? We certainly won’t score one #saintsfc
Sun 3 Dec 15:14
2017
This game should be wrapped up by now #saintsfc
Sun 3 Dec 15:09
2017
Austin...... play to his strengths and he’ll score goals #saintsfc
Sun 3 Dec 14:49
2017
So MP puts that prolific striker Redmond on then 🤔🤔#Clueless #saintsfc
Sun 3 Dec 14:39
2017
Fucking shambles #saintsfc
Sun 3 Dec 14:38
2017
@jasonbarber2009 Same old story for two seasons now. Cunts sold all the strikers n didn’t replace
Sun 3 Dec 14:22
2017
That was coming #saintsfc
Sun 3 Dec 14:14
2017
@SouthamptonFC Winning team that if they’re up for it
Sun 3 Dec 12:33
2017
@romsey_squib He needs some love, but nobody cares
Sun 3 Dec 09:32
2017
Wanna see Gabbi n Austin start up front today and take the game to them, not sit back n soaking up pressure until they score #saintsfc
Sun 3 Dec 09:31
2017
What a complete tool.. Twat trying to invent a rivalry and failing miserably.. like his masturbation technique https://t.co/iieXqiDpuA
Sun 3 Dec 09:28
2017
@jasonbarber2009 Hope so mate. Need the 3points with palace creeping up behind.
Sun 3 Dec 09:23
2017
It’s shameful the the Aussies can declare 8wickets down-ultimate insult! England showing no fire in their bellies #Ashes
Sun 3 Dec 09:17
2017
With EFC suddenly above us n Leicester pulling away it’s another must win game or we’ll get left behind and stuck w… https://t.co/5NsXXXNlaf
Sun 3 Dec 07:48
2017
FFS England! Your getting slogged all around the ground by tail enders again! Pathetic #Ashes
Sun 3 Dec 07:21
2017
@Mike7167 I’m shocked how crap they are, can’t even deal with the Aussie tail
Sun 3 Dec 07:02
2017
Can’t beat a bit of football n afternoon boozing https://t.co/0FuBYVLgCc
Sat 2 Dec 20:29
2017
Going well in the super 6 https://t.co/FtlxP4wKjI
Sat 2 Dec 20:01
2017
@romsey_squib They need to be aggressive like them
Sat 2 Dec 07:51
2017
@romsey_squib They need smith out
Sat 2 Dec 07:36
2017
@romsey_squib Can see them declaring on 500-600 , then bowl us out for a few hundred
Sat 2 Dec 07:29
2017
England’s bowling attack is crap., only wicket is a run out. Carrying from the last test where we failed to take a… https://t.co/AZEBgETUMK
Sat 2 Dec 07:06
2017
So with this day/night test, does that mean the players go off for dinner, not lunch #Ashes
Sat 2 Dec 04:42
2017
Sat 2 Dec 04:27
2017
Can’t beat a tandoori mixed grill #curry https://t.co/WNskUAqODH
Fri 1 Dec 20:56
2017
@SimonPeach PEP n Man City should be charged for the mass pitch invasion involving every sub n coach after Sterling… https://t.co/huYBuHbPA0
Thu 30 Nov 18:40
2017
I get why Long started against MCFC away. MP set up to defend n counter, so you need pace. AFCB away on Sunday is t… https://t.co/4qrrhO0rtR
Thu 30 Nov 18:37
2017
Always rated Boufal and now he’s injury free and getting a run of games, he’s getting better n better. Probably be… https://t.co/r8YhgIDxKg
Thu 30 Nov 17:36
2017
@talkSPORT But he’s not telling everyone that they’ll win the league, or spends £100’s of millions , unlike pie faces beloved LFC
Thu 30 Nov 12:20
2017
@Iromg wow.. what’s happening to @mikeparry8 hair do https://t.co/DEpRWckA4Z
Thu 30 Nov 08:07
2017
People just doing things, who keep referring to it as ‘smashing it’ 🖕
Thu 30 Nov 07:51
2017
Moyes is so used to losing, it doesn’t bother him. Stuffed 4-0 by a crap side and he just plays it down when interv… https://t.co/TQSJQNxInR
Thu 30 Nov 07:05
2017
Pep can F off! #MCFC were the only ones time wasting and parked the bus as 1-0. Can’t handle not winning 4/5-0 ever… https://t.co/Xuj9nHdjmw
Thu 30 Nov 06:22
2017
@mikeparry8 In what world was Barton any good? Every club has forgotten he played for them
Sun 26 Nov 19:48
2017
@Iromg #PorkyJinx .. Bladderation will end with Suicidation if he’s not careful https://t.co/wdSnpA8Gfz
Sun 26 Nov 16:42
2017
Come on city. I want #saintsfc to end their winning streak
Sun 26 Nov 16:38
2017
Remember all those Gloating EFC fans bothering saints twitter feeds when they signed Koeman? He only joined for the… https://t.co/aqUMK7CGsH
Sun 26 Nov 16:17
2017
@mhayden2206 I thought he was superb
Sun 26 Nov 16:08
2017
Hjobjerg was quality today. Really stepped up and showed what he can do. Deserves a run of games
Sun 26 Nov 15:54
2017
It’s a good feeling when you win #saintsfc
Sun 26 Nov 15:51
2017
Whys Pardew’s hair so white? Not as if he’s in his 80’s #ShitLook
Sun 26 Nov 15:35
2017
Those Everton players just signed up for the big wages, they don’t wanna be there. Money is ruining them
Sun 26 Nov 15:28
2017
Shame Koeman wasn’t in charge today #saintsfc
Sun 26 Nov 15:19
2017
@Saint_Alastair Same here
Sun 26 Nov 15:18
2017
Beautiful #saintsfc
Sun 26 Nov 15:17
2017
What’s the fucking point of that!! #negative
Sun 26 Nov 15:14
2017
Wigley for Bigley 👏👏👏👏👏Wigley for Bigley 👏👏👏👏👏
Sun 26 Nov 14:54
2017
Saints score 3 (THREE)..
Sun 26 Nov 14:49
2017
That’s what happens when you play goalscorers up front and feed them crosses
Sun 26 Nov 14:48
2017
Get in there Austin.. now let’s bury these shitbags
Sun 26 Nov 14:42
2017
I give up!!! Game should be over
Sun 26 Nov 14:17
2017
When we score.. we score good
Sun 26 Nov 13:50
2017
Great team goal, never doubted these boys for a second. Now let’s bury these scousers
Sun 26 Nov 13:50
2017
Both on the bench https://t.co/iQv8Jy2H1Y
Sun 26 Nov 13:31
2017
1up front against 1up front. I suggest all neutrals switch over and watch re runs on last of the summer wine
Sun 26 Nov 13:30
2017
EFC failed to keep a clean sheet away from home all season. So MP plays one up front again! Just clear off, you’re out of your depth
Sun 26 Nov 13:09
2017
@SouthamptonFC Clueless!
Sun 26 Nov 13:01
2017
So we start with 1up front again at home.. fucking clueless #saintsfc
Sun 26 Nov 13:00
2017
On the other hand.. if MP bins his shit system and plays two strikers up front, we’re capable of beating EFC today… https://t.co/3MSgsfTbTt
Sun 26 Nov 08:52
2017
@mikeparry8 You’ll have about 5hrs of pre match bladderation time. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍺🍺
Sun 26 Nov 08:46
2017
@kevvie_geeSFC @Mike7167 He was happy to take the plaudits when it’s going well, and rightly so. Needs to be a man… https://t.co/cGOjho1fAL
Sun 26 Nov 08:15
2017
@Mike7167 @kevvie_geeSFC Really is fingers crossed 🤞 but got a horrible feeling that Everton will have a good day
Sun 26 Nov 08:11
2017
@Mike7167 @kevvie_geeSFC Was out with a Charlton fan last week. He still despises the bloke for what he done to the… https://t.co/iIjW024gPe
Sun 26 Nov 08:10
2017
@Mike7167 @kevvie_geeSFC I actually think we will lose. Damage is already done and MP has no idea.
Sun 26 Nov 08:07
2017
@dailyechosaints Play nobody up front maybe?
Sun 26 Nov 08:01
2017
Newcastle look shocking. Shows how crap we are when we struggled to get a draw at home to them. Watford showed how… https://t.co/mQvBg4qsdw
Sun 26 Nov 07:44
2017
Really hoping for a #saintsfc win today. Even tho it’ll only paper over the cracks , would be such a nice feeling if we won 🔴⚪️🔴
Sun 26 Nov 07:11
2017
England’s bowling attack isn’t good enough to get 20wkts. If this 1st test is anytime go by it’ll be a 5-0 whitewash #Ashes
Sun 26 Nov 06:44
2017
@TractorSaint A bell end
Sat 25 Nov 19:26
2017
What does that Nivea cunt lallana look like? Thinks he’s some smooth Italian with long hair! Grow up you twat!
Sat 25 Nov 19:12
2017
I am currently 4808th in the Leaderboard for the 2017-18 Season! Fancy your chances? Head to https://t.co/FX8rZow9Ws
Sat 25 Nov 17:39
2017
@VivaVirgil They’ve never been team mates
Sat 25 Nov 16:37
2017
I am currently 6876th in the Leaderboard for the 2017-18 Season! Fancy your chances? Head to https://t.co/FX8rZow9Ws
Sat 25 Nov 15:47
2017
Last time Aussies lost at the Gabba #ashes #saintsfc https://t.co/7dor3NkhIh
Sat 25 Nov 14:30
2017
Somewhere in Pompey #skates https://t.co/Mv4zcLGjS0
Sat 25 Nov 14:23
2017
@Mike7167 If we did MP would have him on the bench with all the other strikers
Sat 25 Nov 12:34
2017
@romsey_squib @Mike7167 @NI_Saints And knock starc spark out live on btsports 😂
Sat 25 Nov 07:44
2017
@romsey_squib @Mike7167 @NI_Saints Wouldn’t be surprised if Stokes is back in halfway thru
Sat 25 Nov 07:41
2017
@Mike7167 @romsey_squib @NI_Saints I’ve no issue with him beating up a couple of homophobic, drunken thugs
Sat 25 Nov 07:32
2017
@romsey_squib @Mike7167 @NI_Saints If they don’t lose anymore wickets today they’re in with a chance of a draw. New… https://t.co/UKW4dxDD38
Sat 25 Nov 07:28
2017
@Mike7167 @romsey_squib @NI_Saints I’d have taken stokes . Read somewhere that Aussies haven’t lost at the Gaba sin… https://t.co/ASj330D1D8
Sat 25 Nov 07:23
2017
Btsports commentary team are crap. Surprised they haven’t got savage n macmanaman doing it #ashes
Sat 25 Nov 07:06
2017
@romsey_squib Can see them being bowled out for 150ish here. I’d take the draw
Sat 25 Nov 06:51
2017
Root needs to do what smith did yesterday. He turned the game for the Aussies, can Root do the same
Sat 25 Nov 06:48
2017
Looks like England have blown this one #ashes
Sat 25 Nov 06:43
2017
That smiths a great batsman, totally in control #ashes
Fri 24 Nov 06:36
2017
@jasonbarber2009 I always get the moans out of the way early, then I can enjoy the rest of the day😂😂
Fri 24 Nov 06:34
2017
@jasonbarber2009 It dominates my mind 24/7.. I need help
Fri 24 Nov 06:31
2017
England have had two chances today to screw the Aussies. Once batting, they fucked that up. Now their bowling’s going the same way #ashes17
Fri 24 Nov 06:30
2017
I bet MP still sticks with 1 striker at home, who’ll get no service against that shower of shit defence EFC, cos he… https://t.co/VYil6qcn9L
Fri 24 Nov 05:55
2017
@alex_crook @talkSPORTLive With one striker at home
Fri 24 Nov 05:23
2017
@romsey_squib @btsportcricket @SkyCricket Ponting looked like he’d lost the will to live sat in between those two w… https://t.co/yf5UXWSKLp
Thu 23 Nov 07:45
2017
@romsey_squib @btsportcricket @SkyCricket Can’t believe they got starc’s missus commentating on starc... and spendi… https://t.co/X2fnmJB8Yf
Thu 23 Nov 07:01
2017
This commentary is awful #btsport #ashes
Thu 23 Nov 06:54
2017
A few sensible #saintsfc fans enjoying the cricket. At least they’ve some sporting entertainment #ashes https://t.co/9HYW8dLRj8
Thu 23 Nov 06:34
2017
@Iromg @mikeparry8 choosing a hardtop saved their lives. Soft top owners beware of the croc https://t.co/1PE7ffplWx
Thu 23 Nov 05:30
2017
Starc showing that he’s in the MitchellJohnson bracket of unlikeable aussie wankers #Ashes
Thu 23 Nov 05:25
2017
Thought I’d get up a bit earlier and catch the end of day 1. Well done England, nice solid start #Ashes
Thu 23 Nov 05:08
2017
Watching #SpikeIsland on bbc iPlayer, very good 👍
Wed 22 Nov 18:42
2017
Waking up early hrs these days n watch a bit of tv to get me back to sleep. If it happens next 7weeks I can watch the #Ashes2017 🏏🏏
Wed 22 Nov 18:34
2017
@mike5hmc Never seen such a game of two halves like that
Wed 22 Nov 18:31
2017
@alex_crook So Hull City will have a better manager than saints then
Wed 22 Nov 17:04
2017
@SouthamptonFC Just sack MP FFS! It’s not gonna get any better and you’re fools if you think it will. Doing nothing… https://t.co/d29WJ6WvZF
Tue 21 Nov 20:04
2017
MP plays two up front at home #saintsfc https://t.co/jDYacnd8aR
Mon 20 Nov 20:32
2017
@TheTwoMikes One of them they can’t gain access as they’ve installed a prison door. They tried another way in but e… https://t.co/uLTFGNDWbb
Mon 20 Nov 18:35
2017
@TheTwoMikes I can see why Porky has prison door now to his flat https://t.co/Zt1XNbJwuI
Mon 20 Nov 16:51
2017
Don’t think England will have much success in the #Ashes2017 . Just can’t see them getting 20wickets
Mon 20 Nov 07:36
2017
@Mike7167 @SouthamptonFC That was cortese black box. Reed was lucky that Koeman n mane we’re in it before they booted him out.
Sun 19 Nov 20:36
2017
@saintsfcdesign @AdamBlackmore @SouthamptonFC Never liked any of them and they lived off cortese blue print.They sl… https://t.co/eNud7gxTSm
Sun 19 Nov 20:29
2017
@Mike7167 Marcus let him spend. Gaston n Osvaldo didn’t work out but they were budget for. We’ve wasted loads of mo… https://t.co/5M8prg0bZJ
Sun 19 Nov 18:37
2017
@Mike7167 He wasn’t a football man but had a gift of success. Players loved him
Sun 19 Nov 18:30
2017
@Mike7167 Exactly, he’s ultimately accountable for the demise. The Chinese should get cortese in. He fucked people… https://t.co/NzoY77GkYN
Sun 19 Nov 18:27
2017
@my_nameis_dan Very sad news Dan. Poor pup will be in doggy heaven now
Sun 19 Nov 18:23
2017
@Mike7167 Reed is destroying this club. The Chinese need to get a grip and make changes. If they don’t , we’ll get… https://t.co/uVgNNhVHA6
Sun 19 Nov 18:20
2017
Come on Reed.. get off you old arse,do the right thing and bin MP, he’s useless. Give Nigel Adkins a call and get h… https://t.co/SSN2K88DBb
Sun 19 Nov 17:39
2017
Could be worse, could be 1971 #saintsfc https://t.co/RRvcqBigCF
Sun 19 Nov 13:31
2017
@SFC_Kristian @saintjeff52 He’s more interested in ice hockey. Bring back Cortese, he’d sort the lot out
Sun 19 Nov 08:14
2017
#saintsfc desperately need a new manager and coaching staff to put some confidence n team spirit back into the club… https://t.co/nbH1ZFb7Nd
Sun 19 Nov 08:11
2017
Sad when I predict us to lose most weeks now #saintsfc https://t.co/xZEuyLwT6J
Sun 19 Nov 06:58
2017
@GeorgieH333 @alex_crook They all need to go
Sat 18 Nov 23:07
2017
Sat 18 Nov 20:33
2017
Fucked In Winchester https://t.co/Ybw3E4lnBv
Sat 18 Nov 20:22
2017
Fuck off reed #saintsfc
Sat 18 Nov 17:47
2017
@SkyNews Don’t tell me... someone out there’s offended 💤
Sat 18 Nov 08:04
2017
If the game plan is just to sit back and defend again, give Boufal a free roll and let him do his stuff #saintsfc 🔴⚪️🔴
Sat 18 Nov 07:53
2017
@Saintmike_sfc They seem to play crap against us. We’ve not had to do much to avoid defeat . Think it’ll be different unfortunately today
Sat 18 Nov 07:50
2017
Come on MP, who you trying to kid? We play nothing live LFC. We’re boring and afraid to attack! #saintsfc 🔴⚪️🔴 https://t.co/guP11CEZ3M
Sat 18 Nov 07:39
2017
@wbarber10 @jasonbarber2009 Happy birthday mate and hope palace give you a win today
Sat 18 Nov 07:33
2017
The days when I used to play for ACMilan with Bjorne Borg and Eminem https://t.co/dDGYrNebeh
Fri 17 Nov 20:07
2017
@chelstar1972 @rmjsimmonds we were there https://t.co/TR1yfEDjw7
Fri 17 Nov 19:36
2017