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simon leason
@simon_leason
my views are mostly other people's.
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Member since: Tue 21 Feb 2012


simon leason Latest Tweets

Despise these fucking companies 🖕 https://t.co/fRrrng4j7l
Tue 22 May 18:15
2018
@chelstar1972 @pdemicheli100 I hope you didn’t serve her breakfast in your mankini again 😂😂 . Happy birthday Pauline 👍
Tue 22 May 14:24
2018
A few saints players in this one https://t.co/fk1kRC4EpY
Mon 21 May 20:37
2018
Top man is @TheNigelAdkins . Would welcome him back any day 👍 https://t.co/9UbS37AVEu
Sun 20 May 18:05
2018
Are these for real? #hypocrisy https://t.co/6mCKRzDDY3
Sun 20 May 12:23
2018
My Man U supporting mrs was just asked by a Chelsea fan if baby Liam’s middle name is hazard. Her reply “ no it’s L… https://t.co/5a19Yk0hP0
Sat 19 May 19:07
2018
@alex_crook And Ashley young
Sat 19 May 18:18
2018
@jasonbarber2009 Imagine the league if it started after 7 games, reckon you’d be top 7 maybe?
Sat 19 May 08:42
2018
@jasonbarber2009 Never a doubt in my mind that we’d survive 😉. How comes Woy didn’t win manager of the season? Shou… https://t.co/028OtGqfM5
Sat 19 May 08:34
2018
I shall watch the royal wedding, FA cup with BBQ in between, and enjoy my day. To all those miserable lot out there.. enjoy your day as well
Sat 19 May 08:24
2018
Baby Liam’s only been in someone’s house an hour. He’s had his milk, thrown up over their new sofa n gone to sleep.… https://t.co/7xmo8MAEK0
Fri 18 May 21:17
2018
Curry night with mongoose beer 🍺 https://t.co/doCDmHjkR7
Fri 18 May 19:52
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE “Hope this plane crashes”
Fri 18 May 07:02
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE Yes yes yes yes yes.....
Fri 18 May 07:00
2018
@SimonPeach He probably wants to leave Morocco now and play for someone else
Fri 18 May 06:56
2018
Just found a 660ml of Moretti in the fridge to go with my dinner... #NiceTouch 👍 https://t.co/kxZmENA6B3
Thu 17 May 18:48
2018
@adamleitchsport Basically answers most questions with a load of waffle n corporate crap, a pointless read
Thu 17 May 08:15
2018
@chelstar1972 Brilliant, couldn’t be happier. Love Liam to pieces n he’s getting a bit of a character to him. I’ll… https://t.co/A8US6lMWof
Wed 16 May 19:30
2018
@chelstar1972 I remember thinking that’s the best film I’ve ever seen. Must have hired it from the M&W
Wed 16 May 19:24
2018
@chelstar1972 1st time I ever watched it was round yours. You cooked chips n soaked up the grease with bog roll ... love you bruv 😂😂👍👍
Wed 16 May 19:21
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE In the top 10 as well
Wed 16 May 19:13
2018
Just watching Goodfellas for the thousandth time and realised most of the cast were in the Sopranos. Two of my favourites 👍
Wed 16 May 18:21
2018
@Mike7167 The bloke was sacked from a mid table Spanish side..... WTF would we gamble on in him. Stupid press bullshit
Wed 16 May 18:12
2018
@Mike7167 Their crap judgement and arrogance almost got us relegated. Get rid of both before they screw up again
Wed 16 May 06:07
2018
@StuartVatcher Exactly, can’t right the bloke off just yet. If he is that then Reed needs sacking for his crap judgment and blowing £20m
Tue 15 May 17:49
2018
@talkSAINTS Come back son, you’re a decent player with a great goal or 3 in your locker
Tue 15 May 17:24
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE That’s a great pic Rob 👍
Tue 15 May 17:22
2018
@foreversaint_ Just keep Reed away, he turns people off
Tue 15 May 17:21
2018
Surely record signing Carrillo it’s total crap? The few games he played up front alone with no service, but looked… https://t.co/B3dUeKabI0
Tue 15 May 17:17
2018
@Iromg The days when you could drive around London relatively stress free
Tue 15 May 09:42
2018
1975 was Fulham’s last visit to Wembley, that’s a bloody long time
Tue 15 May 07:11
2018
Twats fighting at horse racing again. Tanked up on booze n drugs n they suddenly all turn into Audley Harrison on c… https://t.co/UjOW0Nw8is
Mon 14 May 09:13
2018
Get in there you mothers #SaintsFC https://t.co/2jiDXqrTo6
Sun 13 May 17:19
2018
Injury time goals this season almost put us down. Give Hughes the job #saintsfc
Sun 13 May 17:15
2018
@mcocchiarella Yes , they need to go. Did you watch? What time is it in California
Sun 13 May 17:04
2018
Nice we stayed up. Never doubted #saintsfc for a minute that we’d go down
Sun 13 May 16:56
2018
Fucking switching off again late on. Stayed up by the skin of our teeth but big changes needed, starting with Reed n co
Sun 13 May 16:53
2018
Get strikers on, they’re ready for the taking #saintsfc
Sun 13 May 16:23
2018
Great sub from Hughes. Redmond never tracks back .
Sun 13 May 16:19
2018
Get Gabbi n long on to change the game. Not Austin’s type of game
Sun 13 May 16:16
2018
Hoooot is having a decent game so far n unlucky not to score #saintsfc
Sun 13 May 15:37
2018
Baby Liam means business for the #saintsfc game https://t.co/FGhnUdR04V
Sun 13 May 14:36
2018
@Mike7167 I’d forgotten about 4th place is still open so fair enough
Sun 13 May 11:34
2018
@jasonbarber2009 Don’t! I predicted that scenario yesterday with a fellow saints mate. I’ve got a big bottle of pil… https://t.co/MQtPWlleFY
Sun 13 May 07:20
2018
@romsey_squib There’s a potential greatest ever escape game going on in Swansea, surely that should be in instead
Sun 13 May 07:17
2018
@jasonbarber2009 Haha , poo will still be coming out tho 💩
Sun 13 May 07:15
2018
Why the fuck is the Liverpool game on sky and not the Swansea game?
Sun 13 May 07:13
2018
After the Swansea result, I’m looking forward to the final game but if we’re 2down at halftime and Swansea are winn… https://t.co/f2OnOlmvpd
Sun 13 May 07:09
2018
3 walks for today at the in laws in Norfolk n jacks fucked! Sleep well boy https://t.co/5BekamTcQx
Sat 12 May 20:36
2018
@TheMeltdownKing All that effort n the prick has us as away instead of home #plank
Sat 12 May 15:40
2018
Got some good stuff from the #saintsfc shop yesterday. 70% off a bargain can’t moan at £15 for home n away shirts n… https://t.co/7NaifTDuv7
Sat 12 May 15:35
2018
@happyhoppy66 I stayed and was nice to have a hand shake n selfie with Cedric. Boufal, VVD n others didn’t give a s… https://t.co/h20R7Lb5m3
Sat 12 May 15:23
2018
@chelstar1972 @talkSAINTS Exactly, he’s a goal scorer.
Sat 12 May 11:23
2018
@talkSAINTS If we sell him then nothings changed and the board haven’t learned anything from this season
Sat 12 May 08:01
2018
@sparkythebabler I’ll believe it when I see it
Thu 10 May 21:47
2018
Would be interesting to see what the Chinese plans are for next season. If it’s about maximum profit the reed n co… https://t.co/g6vpOSmQnR
Thu 10 May 21:06
2018
@11shaunsimpson @mattletiss7 What a fuckwit. Only a mother likes him
Thu 10 May 19:45
2018
Does make you wonder.. Everton spent about a billion on average players, plus stuck with massive wage earners n a m… https://t.co/9kRgJJxjef
Thu 10 May 19:41
2018
Hoping WH get stuffed tonight n #saintsfc finish above them
Thu 10 May 18:54
2018
@sainttwit1246 I think so also. It’ll be 24th time lucky against a top 6 side in the league
Thu 10 May 18:37
2018
Conspiracy theory is that stoke hate Hughes so much, they’ll let Swansea win 10-0. I’d be amazed if a professional… https://t.co/VDqIF1H2k1
Thu 10 May 18:34
2018
@Mgabbia23 @premierleague @SouthamptonFC @adidasfootball Glad to have you back pal 👍
Wed 9 May 10:15
2018
Nice team spirit shown there. Well done mark Hughes for getting these players playing, something MP failed miserabl… https://t.co/uInc1tyql5
Wed 9 May 09:53
2018
I’d imagine the Marriott Hotel manager will be sacked. Lied about a virus, lost money for 40rooms and got hundreds… https://t.co/hdahzSjLkz
Wed 9 May 06:27
2018
Jack is just jack https://t.co/GkMINvCUFq
Tue 8 May 22:42
2018
Proper drunk but happy. Even jack. The dog doesn’t care https://t.co/O8SDslwtIt
Tue 8 May 22:30
2018
The red n White machine marches on #SaintsFC
Tue 8 May 22:19
2018
Fucking love Mark Hughes
Tue 8 May 22:17
2018
Never in doubt that the red n White machine would win
Tue 8 May 22:06
2018
@jasonbarber2009 Thank palace or McCarthy. He’s won us loads of points
Tue 8 May 21:56
2018
Fucking get in there..... Kruger n reed can fuck off
Tue 8 May 21:39
2018
Now the saints back 4 need to toughen up n concentrate
Tue 8 May 21:19
2018
Fucking gabbiiiiiiiii
Tue 8 May 21:15
2018
Gabbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Tue 8 May 21:09
2018
You know Swansea will score out of the blue
Tue 8 May 21:03
2018
Austin not doing it for me. Would like to see the argi come on . #saintsfc
Tue 8 May 20:43
2018
Game is so much for the taking, so fucking take it! #saintsfc
Tue 8 May 20:36
2018
Just fucking Mark and track runners. It’s basic shit FFS
Tue 8 May 20:24
2018
All 3 CB’s made stupid mistakes already n lucky to get away with it #saintsfc
Tue 8 May 20:10
2018
@jasonbarber2009 You’re so cruel 😉
Tue 8 May 13:14
2018
@NI_SAINTS City looked like they were on the beach against Huddersfield. Fingers crossed it’s that city that turns up
Tue 8 May 09:18
2018
Really? Bunch of morons https://t.co/E7jRcMJTC1
Tue 8 May 08:37
2018
@jayrayner1 @HeathrowAirport @Fortnums @Iromg @mikeparry8 No chips!
Sun 6 May 11:22
2018
@TheTwoMikes Is that his Grindr profile?
Sun 6 May 10:48
2018
@DARTHVADER_666 @Olivesaintoyl The ref was almost rushing them forward, like a manager does
Sun 6 May 09:30
2018
Clumsy defending again. Bertrand and Yoshida played a big part in not winning that, along with that fucking referee… https://t.co/ewT2Q7Yf0c
Sun 6 May 08:24
2018
Wouldn’t have been so bad if their goal was a top corner worldy, but a shitty deflection, lucky bastards! #saintsfc
Sun 6 May 07:47
2018
I’m gonna be very angry soon, MOTD is on. Usual Sunday morning with murderous thoughts in my head, this week aimed… https://t.co/lX6sBQNBc1
Sun 6 May 07:24
2018
That’s 4 games in a row we’ve been fucked over by officials. Not a top 6 side so doesn’t matter. I’m going off the the game
Sat 5 May 19:52
2018
Fucking FA can fuck Rick right off. Been the victim of wrong calls n shit officials all season. Completely turned off football
Sat 5 May 19:34
2018
Fucking get in there #saintsfc
Sat 5 May 18:43
2018
All over the scouse cunts #saintsfc
Sat 5 May 17:58
2018
@wbarber10 @jasonbarber2009 Funny how things work out. The Woy did good 👍 https://t.co/p93vNMdDqy
Sat 5 May 14:36
2018
That’s stoke gone then. Amazing how Palace are on 41 points after losing their 1st 7. Fair play to Parish for spot… https://t.co/n6ZnMrHBwZ
Sat 5 May 14:33
2018
super kevin davies goal for southampton against everton https://t.co/2QuHkbx2PA via @YouTube @Kevin__Davies Can you… https://t.co/k7dhbVyxot
Sat 5 May 08:06
2018
We can get something out of today’s game if we stay tight n solid at the back, can’t see it tho. Usual mistakes wil… https://t.co/AHX57MWC9V
Sat 5 May 08:03
2018
Will those cowards running our club come out n explain why we’ve gone from 6th to relegation in two seasons? Of cou… https://t.co/OB20D73OU1
Fri 4 May 21:59
2018
@lucrezianews If you start worrying about your arms your in trouble. Blokes obviously got an arm fetish , he’s sad but probably armless 😂😂
Fri 4 May 21:31
2018
What’s all the hype n pressure about gerrard getting the rangers job? Shit league with one other team to try n beat… https://t.co/w76HRyhekf
Fri 4 May 18:54
2018
I’m sure the doctor on the left used to be a regular villain in the Sweeney https://t.co/i2KNAHcFa6
Fri 4 May 14:39
2018
@SouthamptonFC Watched in a bar in Amsterdam. Left my favourite jacket at the time in there. Was overjoyed n gutted at the same time
Fri 4 May 12:13
2018
Love dogs, so loyal #dogs https://t.co/fGjeQ6g0vp
Fri 4 May 12:06
2018
@romancoin1uk is the bloke on the left the pub chef that murdered that sally anne girl? https://t.co/uItPXNnrfv
Fri 4 May 06:52
2018
Southerners are the toughest people of the British Isles. Disagree? Fight me. #Thronesof Britannia #TotalWar https://t.co/DDDSvp2yyf
Fri 4 May 06:07
2018
@SkySportsPL Because nobody can understand him, not many people speak ‘growl’
Thu 3 May 08:10
2018
Fuck off you twats https://t.co/4FVmHKLbz2
Tue 1 May 19:53
2018
@wbarber10 Awful woman and totally out of her depth, fuck knows how she’s got such a high position. She sounds pissed as well
Tue 1 May 18:36
2018
@matthicksonsfc You know it’s bullshit cos skates don’t have mates and they don’t work
Mon 30 Apr 20:50
2018
@RichHavards God knows how she’s in that role. Everytime I’ve seen her interviewed she comes across as a bumbling fuckwit
Mon 30 Apr 20:41
2018
@Mike7167 Yeah, I think she’s done ok tho. Her business so up to her I guess. Shame the money we’ve spent lately seems to have been misspent
Mon 30 Apr 20:14
2018
@Mike7167 Kats pocket.
Mon 30 Apr 19:31
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE Haha marmite is a must, have it almost everyday 👍 #marmite
Mon 30 Apr 07:42
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE A silly little thing that make you laugh is always welcome on a Monday morning
Mon 30 Apr 07:39
2018
@SAINTSINFRANCE 😂😂 yeah it’s the sort of daft pic you see in the papers... made me laugh tho
Mon 30 Apr 07:35
2018
Haha just noticed the other bit. Captain Kirk must have sliced this loaf #StarTrek bread https://t.co/RkvLTeKibI
Mon 30 Apr 07:34
2018
Shitty Star Trek bread https://t.co/gjuura6A3L
Mon 30 Apr 07:20
2018
@Mike7167 @AdamBlackmore Calm down big man, war n religion shouldn’t even involved
Sun 29 Apr 18:44
2018
What Hughes has done is get us scoring goals, basics that MP n CP we’re against
Sun 29 Apr 18:38
2018
@jasonbarber2009 @CEO4TAG It’s totally shameful and embarrassing
Sun 29 Apr 15:08
2018
Shut it Oliver! #sundaybrunch
Sun 29 Apr 10:04
2018
Didn’t realise that crap was still going https://t.co/j95UxD8gVn
Sun 29 Apr 08:37
2018
@SaintsFC761 Can’t see them getting anything from the next two. Depends what Arsenal team turns up final game, same… https://t.co/Bg61PqDJSh
Sun 29 Apr 08:36
2018
@RetroFooty @SaintFooFighter Special atmosphere and never seen toilets like they had since. Just a big trough full of stinking piss
Sun 29 Apr 08:08
2018
Can’t see Huddersfield getting anymore points
Sun 29 Apr 07:19
2018
Enjoy league 1 again next season, from all at #saintsfc 🔴⚪️🔴 #skates
Sun 29 Apr 07:17
2018
Hughes is such an improvement over MP #saintsfc
Sat 28 Apr 20:25
2018
@StuartVatcher The best
Sat 28 Apr 20:24
2018
After mrs chats, just found out she’s never seen the #sopranos so with great pleasure we’re watching from the start. Best tv I’ve ever seen
Sat 28 Apr 19:51
2018
Lemina put a shift in today . World class player if he does it every week #saintsfc
Sat 28 Apr 19:11
2018
Never a doubt that we’d get 3points today. Given ourselves a sniff now 👍 #saintsfc 🔴⚪️🔴
Sat 28 Apr 17:26
2018
Klopp is such an ungracious kraut refusing to shake one of the officials hand. #twat
Sat 28 Apr 14:28
2018
@my_nameis_dan @saint7628 After that Palace defeat he should have been replaced, a game we should have won comfortably
Sat 28 Apr 08:53
2018
@my_nameis_dan And @TheNigelAdkins
Sat 28 Apr 08:05
2018
@my_nameis_dan It was so avoidable as well. Job is too big for Reed and add his arrogance into the mix, well it was… https://t.co/e61Ha7yPus
Sat 28 Apr 08:03
2018
@jasonbarber2009 Yeah that’s minimum and need others to lose, it’s just too late now.
Sat 28 Apr 07:35
2018
@Funkyhound Haha like your optimism 👍
Sat 28 Apr 07:33
2018
@jasonbarber2009 You’ll get 3points against Leicester today
Sat 28 Apr 06:46
2018
@jasonbarber2009 Hope so. I reckon we’ll go one nil up, then fuck it up towards the end again n lose 1-2
Sat 28 Apr 06:45
2018
Today will be the final nail I fear. Not seen them fight for a victory all season so today won’t be any different. #saintsfc 🔴⚪️🔴
Sat 28 Apr 06:42
2018
@wbarber10 @ratty_out We’re just not good enough defensively, even me up front for jB roofing n romanstokewould score 😂😂
Fri 27 Apr 19:27
2018
@wbarber10 @ratty_out Really hope so mate but the way the club is run encourages players to leave. We’ll go 1-0 but… https://t.co/9S0qWw0U1V
Fri 27 Apr 18:36
2018
Heard PerryGroves on TalkSPORT say #saintsfc deserve everything they get for sacking CP. Bloke should be a bit more… https://t.co/vYQApZw32J
Fri 27 Apr 14:44
2018
@ratty_out Same as. It’s all very desperate from the club
Fri 27 Apr 14:24
2018
@deadpanmatt @dubaisaints Out of 75m.. token gesture that backfired
Thu 26 Apr 21:23
2018
@dubaisaints Money will only go into the Chinese pocket so doesn’t matter, like the £75m VVD cash. Club won’t get a… https://t.co/iRMiyC0nuA
Thu 26 Apr 20:32
2018
I much preferred the old #Wembley. This one just stinks of capitalism where there’s no bigger picture from those gr… https://t.co/p1ckPT9rkA
Thu 26 Apr 20:27
2018
@mikeparry8 They should have thought of that before knocking down the old one. It’s crap compared to the old one IMO.
Thu 26 Apr 20:24
2018
@Iromg He’s getting taller, he’s growing thru his hair
Thu 26 Apr 11:31
2018
Trump and Macron acting like two blokes that have just met through Grindr
Wed 25 Apr 07:13
2018
This is a joke right? These people just want all our money, then they’ll walk away when it runs out and we end up i… https://t.co/SpWVWMs4O0
Wed 25 Apr 07:03
2018
@romsey_squib @europasaintsfc I think they’ll be even less effort now
Mon 23 Apr 08:40
2018
Bunch of fucking donkeys up front n at the back. It’s embarrassing how crap we’ve become #saintsfc
Mon 23 Apr 03:28
2018
@chelstar1972 @romancoin1uk @rmjsimmonds I see smilers on this week https://t.co/NSfUITeZzG
Sun 22 Apr 10:22
2018
Today could be a great day 🔴⚪️🔴
Sun 22 Apr 06:27
2018
Man U v Saintsfc final then #facup
Sat 21 Apr 19:12
2018
Palace n Swansea been fighting for survival most of the season so are well drilled. Saints sleepwalking to relegati… https://t.co/10VDEoAe5E
Sat 21 Apr 16:31
2018
@SaintFooFighter @foreversaint_ @Kc66Keith And Kat said the reason to sell was so that the new owner would invest!… https://t.co/03ygA3ONFG
Fri 20 Apr 10:01
2018
@jasonbarber2009 Still got winnable games so fingers 🤞🤞
Thu 19 Apr 18:57
2018
Come on #saintsfc, show some guts n stick it to puel. Lose this one n we’re gone for sure
Thu 19 Apr 18:46
2018
@Super6 Oz
Wed 18 Apr 19:18
2018
@dailyechosaints Zero from the last 12 available so good luck with the next 5games
Wed 18 Apr 10:48
2018
@happyhoppy66 @saintjeff52 And palace Huddersfield n Swansea will still pick up points as well so we’re gonna need… https://t.co/kW9jZfqlTX
Wed 18 Apr 06:57
2018
Kruger looks a bit like PaulSheldon in #misery. I really would love it if he went through that #saintsfc
Tue 17 Apr 20:07
2018
@mikeparry8 Out of date stock maybe?
Tue 17 Apr 13:38
2018
@chelstar1972 Joanne always said to not wish him to grow up so quick. He’s advancing so quick I forget him as a new… https://t.co/2JI6pc3Um5
Sun 15 Apr 18:58
2018
@chelstar1972 Your Godson is getting bigger https://t.co/pzZaohV9gq
Sun 15 Apr 18:53
2018
@lazzapoole Thanks Lorraine. He’s growing quickly now
Sun 15 Apr 18:51
2018
Even WBA can beat a top 6side. Why give JRod a 5year deal, hardly play him,then sell him? We’re run by proper fuckw… https://t.co/Q4lphOZGtg
Sun 15 Apr 17:58
2018
Another fuck up by that useless twat Reed is selling JRod . WBA will have him in the championship and is capable of… https://t.co/kiz2Kf0N8r
Sun 15 Apr 17:33
2018
Even Newcastle can come from behind to beat Arsenal. Our lot are basically treating our live games as being in the… https://t.co/f4hF6s3XWN
Sun 15 Apr 17:13
2018
Thought Bednarka had a decent debut yesterday and took his goal well. Loads to improve on but can see potential. We… https://t.co/UsRHjIllUo
Sun 15 Apr 17:03
2018
BabyLiams just learnt a valuable lesson in life. If you poke your fingers in to your own eye it’s gonna hurt 🤕
Sun 15 Apr 11:36
2018
@chelstar1972 When did Wakefield n Russ start presenting SundayBrunch? https://t.co/9OaafTzSDD
Sun 15 Apr 11:23
2018
Hamilton may as well come in for fresh tyres now #ChineseGP
Sun 15 Apr 08:27
2018
Clever move from the red bulls there. Very switched on with that safety car #ChineseGrandPrix
Sun 15 Apr 08:21
2018
@saintjeff52 Chelsea , Arsenal, West Ham n Newcastle we’re all beatable but we lost all 4 badly and I see that tren… https://t.co/7HHpIjShSq
Sun 15 Apr 08:18
2018